Baby Wario

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For some reason, Baby Wario's sexual preference is undetermined. He seems to show sexual interest in Baby Luigi, leading most to believe he is homosexual, but he grows up to be a fatass with a constant hard-on. Wario's appearances throughout the Mario series have shown him getting erect quite often. Baby Wario has always had a deep sexual passion for Baby Waluigi, but Baby Luigi is considered much more sexy by many fans. Let's just say Baby Wario is a sexually confused man... Or baby... He's a sexual pioneer in the Mario Universe.

History

Yoshi's Island DS

When Baby Wario was originally kidnapped, the Toadies find his crying to be very annoying, so they leave him alone in World 3-5. Some time after that, Yoshi, who has been washed away by a large wave and separated from the Stork and other babies, finds him. Baby Wario assisted Yoshi throughout the rest of World 3, but he gets away from him after World 3-8, joining up with a group Bandits in hope of even more riches. Yoshi and the rest of the babies meet up with Baby Wario one last time in Bowser's Castle, having an argument with Baby Bowser. He helps the Yoshis by defeating Bowser on the back of Purple Yoshi. After the castle is destroyed and the team finds the babies, Baby Wario lands on a very large Treasure Chest filled with his treasure. However, Baby Bowser falls and lands in the treasure as well, initiating an argument over it.

At the end of the game, it is revealed that Baby Wario, like Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Baby Bowser, Baby DK, Baby Peach, and Baby Yoshi, is one of the seven Star Children.

Characteristics

Physical Appearance

Baby Wario with his Cap that looks just like his adult counterpart's.

Baby Wario shares many physical qualities with his adult counterpart. They both have a large yellow cap and a big, pink nose. Under his cap, brown hair can be seen. Like Baby Mario and Baby Luigi, Baby Wario wears nothing but a diaper and a hat. Since he is a baby, he has short, stubby hands and feet.

Personality

Baby Wario's cry is the loudest out of all the babies in Yoshi's Island DS. Just like his adult counterpart, he has a tendency to be very greedy, hence the magnet ability. When Yoshi and the babies get to World 5, Baby Wario is seen arguing with Baby Bowser. This gives the idea that Baby Wario's greed may lead to him being quite argumentative. Unlike the other babies, he can talk shown by his arguing. During the final boss battle, Baby Wario rides a Purple Yoshi.

He sucks cock

I'm really surprised no one's taken this off yet. I must be invincible

Trivia

• Baby Wario has a penis