List of Fortune Street quotes by Dragon Quest characters

Main article: List of Fortune Street quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Fortune Street as said by Dragon Quest characters.

Alena[edit]

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"You believe you can to defeat me? I like to see you trying!" (Mario Circuit)
"I have strong sense of plentiful monsters here. I am so exciting!" (Mount Magmageddon)
"Life surrounding by Toad and comrades does appear very fun life, indeed." (Peach's Castle)
"I exterminate all spirits from afterlife! Approach me if you are sufficiently bold, ghoulies!" (The Ghost Ship)
"Sun shines with much brightness? It does give nice happy feeling." (Delfino Plaza)
"I am with deep shock from observation that Colossus does move. My heart flows over in nostalgia." (The Colossus)
"I ponder if Yoshi is strong character. Does there exist person here who can take on Tsarevna Alena?" (Yoshi's Island)
"Just one time only, I wish to fight in battle with legendary hero, Erdrick." (Alefgard)
"With such transportation method, perhaps I can simultaneously train and move. This I like. Give to me!" (Starship Mario)
"When I make expedition at foreign lands with castle, I become concerned with thickness of walls." (Castle Trodain)
"Yoy! This appears like castle of Zenithia. I am pleased with opportunity for to train in such location." (The Observatory)
"Here they host martial art tournament? I am gladly one opponent!" (Mario Stadium)
"I believe this ruined place does probably contain formidable monster. I am very thrilling with this!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"The more I regard it, the more I consider this to be very strangely shaped balloon." (Good Egg Galaxy)
"Such plentiful slimes! To see so many gives warm feeling in my heart." (Slimenia)
"This place is exemplary for my training. I wish I could stay here for always." (Super Mario Bros.)
"Is there occupation for high level warrior? If this exists, I desire it!" (Alltrades Abbey)
"Vigorous monsters are much in residence here! This gives me great excitement." (Bowser's Castle)

General[edit]

To player: "I am Tsarevna Alena of Zamoksva! I must to warn you that I play for victory, (player's name)!"
"If there is person here to engage with me to train, I am pleased. Muscles in my body desire more movement."
"If only spotted cube is little more heavy, I believe this game makes us good training."
"Is there no fighting tournament in nearby places? I desire to test my strength when opportunity does present."
"I sense the great strength from all participants. Excitement is growing inside of me!"
"Not all things are clear for me but still I persevere for success."
"I must not to slacken down guard although I am in premier position. I remain mighty warrior with widely open eyes!"
"Uppermost position brings joy in heart. I must continue to target highest places."
"Attention, all participants! If you will make any blunders, you will pay!"
"YARGH! Fly, spotted cube!"
"Now I will not hold back!"
"I feel great fever for to start new adventure."
"Even in game, only victory is important!"
"Where to stop in next move...? Let us see!"
"I am at all moments prepared! Take on me if you dare!"
"Ha ha ha! I like to see your faces when I crush with devastating forced buyout strategy!"
"Ha ha. Soon is time to demonstrate Tsarevna's true potentials!"
"Spotted cube! Give desirable number or I crush you to dust!"
"Grrr! I have yearning to grow my property, but spotted cube does not deliver me to appropriate square."
"Moment has come to grow property and crush all contestants with Tsarevna's great power!"
"Each contestant exhibits great determination. But victory belongs only in Tsarevna's hands!"
"Oy! I am lacking from gold! I ponder if perhaps I did too frivolously spend."
"I detest shop that takes so big money! If I do land there, I smash place into pieces."
"I must not to slacken down guard although I am in premier position. I remain mighty warrior with widely open eyes!"
"Raz! Already have one suit! I travel onwards without pause."
"Dva! This is half the way to goal. I wonder, is there no shortcutting?"
"Tri! Now I have every suit except one! I must accelerate ahead!"
"Subsequent level is in field of vision. I must make urgent sprint for bank."
"Next level is so close that it already gives me great excitement."
"Subsequent level is soon to arrive. I impatiently await!"
"Even in game, only victory is important!"
"Already I have every suit in possession but bank is great distance from this place, I must crush all obstacles!"
"Observe! Shop is every time stronger, just as its owner!"
"Attention, all contestants! This is demonstration of power of Tsarevna!"
"Oy! I stumble over threshold of shop from winning contestant! I make beginner's mistake."
"It is hard era for you now, but with gold your rise from trouble and make new challenge."
"Yoy! Remaining shops for purchase are of low abundance. I must to speed up with pace."
"Now number of purchasable shops dwindles, we must to fight until last to determine who is owner!"
"Oy-yoy-yoy! Not one remaining shop for purchase!"
"No further shops to be purchased? The true battle does now commence."
"Ha ha, this becomes interesting! Nothing does stop Tsarevna now."
"Ha ha ha! Now your eyes see what Tsarevna Alena is capable with."
"Now is not perfect time. This is what instinct of warrior does tell me."
"I have hope to make here a weapon shop. Weapons are ultimate items!"
"I wonder how is shop that instructs warrior skills? I believe it is great success! …Nyet?"
"My strategy of battle works with much effect. All contestants, you will come here and purchase many consumables!"
Buying two shops in the same district: "Now I obtain two shops from district! But what style of shop do I choose?"
"Skilled warrior knows which path to step on in all situations."
"I cannot forgive racketeer! Uncover yourself, keeper of shop!"
"Oy, (player’s name)! You must not to buy such shop! You make Tsarevna very angried."
"For as long as Tsarevna Alena does breathe air in and out, you will not make domination of district!"
"Ha ha ha! Now I own this district! When Tsarevna has aim in mind, this aim soon comes also in grasp of hand."
"Nyet! You dominate district, (Player’s name)? You are more formidable force than your appearance tells."
"It is hard era for you now, but with gold you rise from trouble and make new challenge."
"Oh-yo-yoy! Why in head suddenly come only thoughts of Kiryl?"
"Now is time for victory of Tsarevna! I am deserved occupier of upper position."
"Ha ha hah! This tournament is for me in a bag!"
"I hope you do not take advantages of Tsarevna (player's name)"
"Oh-yo-yoy! I fall in last position? …Nyet! I do not accept this shame!"
"I am in hindmost position? Then we decide for winner with power of fist! …Nyet?"
"Mmm... I believe that I opt properly to choose life as warrior, not player of games."
"Yoy, (player's name)! You have nerves to use Tsarevna in this way!?"
After getting Goodybag: "Hey you goodybag! You must stop many times at shops from Tsarevna!"
After getting Lakitu: "You there, Lakitu! I severely punish if you dare to close any shop from Tsarevna Alena!"
Buying on airship on the Vacant Plot: "Flying bubble is convenient contraption. How high altitude can be achieved?"
Buying a Tax Office on the Vacant Plot: "This does not match well to my character, but this time I consider the office for tax as my shop."
After landing on a Boon square: "Ha ha ha! Please, all contestants, make many expenditures now!"
After landing on a Boon square: "Ha ha ha! I pray to Goddess for many more such lucks!"
After warping: "It is very convenient to have ability to travel to everywhere. It is just like the spell Zoom."
After warping: "I never enjoy such phenomena. Fu, I feel little bit nausea."
After player warps: "This warp method of travel gives me feeling of seasickness. Does it not trouble you also, (player's name)?"
After player warps: "You have such great luck, (player's name). I wish to have the same!"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Each recreational day is to me opportunity for many trainings."
- Her next turn afterwards: "After entire day of training, I have feeling of great power. I am prepared well for onward play."
After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "On vacational day, it is important to properly rest. If not, then you cannot fight with all might."
After landing on a Switch: "For what is this switch? I am interested to ponder reason."
"Such action is very bad, (player's name). You come again on vacational day, and you pay price!"
"Is it vacational day? Ay-yay-yay! I did plan to buy much new equipments here."
"I have great feeling of great energy in body after repose... oy! Some customer did come here?"
"A person did come during recreational break? I suppose I must not cry about the milk that is spilled."
"Fu, money this small buys very little."
"Your little price is big help, (player's name). I am with gratitude for this."
"Spasibo, comrades. You can entrust use of this money entirely to Tsarevna!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Ha ha, this becomes interesting! Nothing does stop Tsarevna now."
After getting a good Venture Card: "There is desire to be little bit frivolous with money that easily comes. Perhaps I buy new weapon!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Ha ha, I get luck! Perhaps this is the blessing from god of martial art?"
After player gets a good Venture Card: "You have good luck, (player's name). Good luck is very important for good life."
After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "This card swiftly brings me closer to next level."
After player gets a Suit Yourself card: "It is disappointing! Why does such card fall into hands of (player's name) in place of Tsarevna?"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "I cannot just rip up this card and not pay?"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "Yoy! I do not need such a card. I rip into shreds!
After landing at her home: "Now with all contestants summoned beneath single roof, we have are-grappling event!"
"This becomes very big building. Now it is something worth destroyal! Ah? Destroyal is not permitted!?"
To player: "To do such thing takes away excitement element of game, do you not agree, (player's name)?"
To player: "I congratulate to you, (player's name). You become little bit lowing, no?
To player: "Perhaps we challenge together later when game is finish? I sense a kind of aura from you, (player's name)."
To player: "I am regretful to say that I cannot permit you to take top position, (player's name)."
To player: "Your shop demands great money, (player's name)."
To female player: "I did never have great number of female comrades, so it is very pleasing to meet you, (player's name)."
To female player: "Yes, we are comrades, (player's name), but still I cannot permit you to take top position."
After player buys a Home on the Vacant Plot: "Sometimes it is nice if we can leisurely speak together, (player's name). You must invite me any times!"
After player buys her Tax Office: "You are aware that such means of purchase of tax office does make certain peoples very angry?"
When landing on a cheap shop: "This is extremely little money shop. I buy much supplies here."
When landing on a cheap shop: "Little money shops like this help the purse. Perhaps I return again one time."
When landing on an expensive shop: "Oy, oy! This shop costs like a bomb, no? Surely this is not usual?"
When landing on an expensive shop: "It is hard era for you now, but with gold your rise from trouble and make new challenge."
After landing on Bank: "My heart is pleased by opportunity for choice of direction, but to be in bank is uncomfortable feeling."
After player lands on Bank: "You like bank, (player's name)? For me, it is always uneasy place."
After buying someone out: "Now I hit in critical way!"
After buying someone out: "In battle is always much pain."
After buying someone out: "I am Tsarevna! I do not take seat in rear and observe other contestant's victory."
After getting bought out: "Why you do such thing? I promise you regret when I take shop back."
After getting bought out: "Why you do such thing? I did believe you are comrade for me, (player's name)."
To player buying shop: "This shop is to become in your possession. But careful of its use, or you must watch your behind!"
"I observe you are very calculated person, (player's name)."
To player: "Now we do battle for victory, (player's name)! There is no lenience here. You must prepare yourself!"
- Princessa's response: "Um, I say Miss Alena... You do realize this isn't some kind of fighting tournament, don't you?"
To player: "I congratulate to you, (player's name). Remember: you must not frivolously spend. …Although you are always welcome in my establishment!"
To player: "An increase in levels, (player's name)! Then soon you are ready for to challenge Tsarevna!?"
- Princessa's response: "Wait just a moment! I trust you're referring to a challenge within the game and not actual fisticuffs?"
To player: "You succeed very well, (player's name). Perhaps now I must to stop you with sheered force!"
- Princessa's response: "You cannot possibly use force! No, what you need to use is...magic! Te he!"
To Platypunk: "You there, Platypunk! I must to warn you against obstruction of (player's name) or you have Tsarevna to answer with!"
- Platypunk's response: "Then maybe I'll just save all my doity tricks for you, huh, doll?"
(If the player's character is male) "This (player's name) opponent displays some formidable strengths. It gives me some troubles."
- Kiryl's response: "I mind that you feel certain attraction to such character, Tsarevna."
To player: "I congratulate to you, (player's name). Now there is little more confidence in you."
- Kiryl's response: "I also congratulate to you. But you must not to go around kicking walls now just because you have feeling of power."
To player: "I challenge you to take on me, (player's name)! But I must to warn you that Tsarevna does not be defeated."
- Carver's response: "A-ha! I wouldn't mind a piece of that action!"
To Kiryl: "I am very impressive with (player's name)! You could learn very much from him/her, Kiryl."
- Kiryl's response: "I am really so unsatisfactory for you, Tsarevna? Oy-yoy..."
To Kiryl: "It does appear that (player's name) already collected target sum. Pah! I do not like to be defeated."
- Kiryl's response: "Then we must to think of method for to destroy...ahem, defeat her, Tsarevna."
To Kiryl: "No! The (target net worth)G is already collected? You must prevent (player’s name) from further movement, Kiryl!"
- Kiryl’s response: "Wha— Ahem, I am afraid I cannot bring to recall the correct word for such spell, Tsarevna."
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "I welcome you back, (player's name). Now hurry and throw spotted cube!"
Near bankrupt: "I am single step from defeat in tournament!? Never is this possible!"
Near bankrupt: "Tsarevna's heart is not so easily in state of dejection."
Near bankrupt: "Ture warrior ascends from such feeble state to become mighty!"
"Yoy! You have already the required amount? But I am not to be defeated. Battle is not decided yet, (player's name)."
As player approaches victory: "I persevered very hard, but it seems luck was by your side this time, (player's name). Next time I fight more stronger!"
As player approaches victory: "It seems like I did underestimate you, (player's name). Next time I must earnestly fight from absolute beginning."
As opponent approaches victory: "Halt! You must combat with me one time before victory!"
"I was only one footstep from victory! I will not forget this disturbance you make against me."
After reaching net worth needed to win: "Attention! I demand all payers strive more to bring big excitement to tournament!"
Approaching victory: "I must make brisk approach to bank. Now all contestants will see true power of Tsarevna!"
Going bankrupt: "I cannot be bankrupt... It is too much shame."
Going bankrupt: "I refuse acceptance that Tsarevna Alena can be bankrupt!"

Angelo[edit]

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"Everyone keep a firm grip of your die! The accursed King of this castle likes to make surprise appearances... and he's ugly as sin!" (Castle Trodain)
"Hmmm. Baseball? Not something I'm familiar with. But I can turn my hand to any form of recreation, given some female encouragement." (Mario Stadium)
"The great thief, Robbin' Hood, eh? Well if stealing's a sin, then I'm guilty as charged. I have stolen a fair few hearts in my time!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"I'm not sure what I think about jumping on another man's head. Still, at least it's not mine. Wouldn't like to damage the goods." (Starship Mario)
"I've got no interest in being a hero. I've got far too much charm to be tied down to that line of work." (Alefgard)
"Is this muddle of streets some kind of a joke? How's a man about town supposed to get about town like this?" (Mario Circuit)
"Hm? Don't I get hot in this outfit? ...I am hot in this outfit. But it's only my admirers who feel the heat!" (Mount Magmageddon)
"This place is beyond bizarre. Like some kind of fairy-tale land." (Super Mario Bros.)
"That is one huge monument... I suppose that's who they worship around here, is it? I don't envy them. It's altogether unholy, if you ask me." (The Colossus)
"Well, well. So you can jump on this dragon's back and ride the beast around? Reminiscent of a great sabrecat I once knew." (Yoshi's Island)
"What's wrong with people!? Can't they find their own way to the Goddess without having me waste my time on prayers for them?" (Ghost Ship)
"What a waste of such a perfect setting. I could have wooed any girl here, but there's not a fair maiden in sight." (Delfino Plaza)
"I like to think I'm a man of the world, and I've seen my fair share of adventure. But I've never cast eyes on a place like this." (The Observatory)
"Well! There's a beautiful sight! A citadel owned by a belle." (Peach's Castle)
"If I had a vocation, maybe I'd need to change it. But I think I'll hang on to my free agent status." (Alltrades Abbey)
"This place is grim. Normally I wouldn't be seen dead in a dank place like this." (Bowser's Castle)
"Can anyone enlighten me as to how you can distinguish male from female slimes? I'd hate to get it wrong... (Slimenia)
"An island under a starlit sky... Hm, it's got potential, certainly any lady would melt in a place like this." (Good Egg Galaxy)

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To male player: "You're (player's name)? I'm Angelo. May the best man win!"
To female player: "So, you're (player's name)? I've heard a lot about you. And may I say you don't disappoint?"
"We owe it to ourselves to make the most of this affair. Let's make it something to remember."
"We don't play games. Games play us. Personally, I just enjoy being along for the ride."
"I can't be the only one making an effort here, you know. It takes at least two to tango!"
"Come on now, Lady Luck. Give me what I want. For old times' sake!"
"There's not a woman in the land who doesn't want me... to win! So you see, I really can't lose this game."
"Oh yes! I do like to be at the top of my game. But there are always greater heights to aspire to."
"Thinking things through too much gets you nowhere. You need to act on impulse!"
"Let's see... Where shall I land next? Ah-ha, yes, there! That's the spot!"
"Well, my disciples? Are you ready to see the best man win?"
"Oh yes! I like winning. I'd wear it so well."
"Perfect. My turn at last."
"Well, there's no good reason not to buy. Yes, this is my place now."
"I know how to handle my assets, you see. This shop will enjoy the same care and attention as all my conquests!"
"This is going to be my patch, I think. Excuse me while I just help myself to another property here."
"Living entirely at the mercy of chance...In the delicate hands of the goddess... Just the way I like it!"
"A total domination! Sometimes I scare myself with my own perfection!"
"Gather round, everyone. You might learn a trick or two."
"A truly skilled player doesn't care what number the die turns up. That doesn't change a thing."
"It's all about knowing how to have fun. The real winners are the ones who most enjoy the chase."
"I don't like turning things down, but that shop's just a little too pricey for me, I'll make my excuses, I think."
"You need to show a certain pizzazz when you throw the die. Give the ladies something to look at."
"That's one suit. Now on to the next. No sense in hanging around once you've got what you came for."
"Finally, half of the suits. Now I just need to find a way to bag the other half without doing too much legwork..."
"That's three suits. Playing by the book certainly takes time!"
"It looks like I'm about to reach a whole new level of charm, wit, and intelligence. I'd better make sure I look suitably suave."
"Right, time to get back. I'll be at the bank quicker than a girl would say, 'I do!' Not that I'm a suitor. I just have all the suits."
"Looks like there's not much on the market now. We'll be fighting over what's left. Still, I like it when things get rough."
"Almost all of the shops are spoken for. I'm not used to feeding off scraps, but I'll make an exception in this case."
"So that's the last of the shops bought up. Well, we'll just have to see how things pan out, then."
"This is when things start to get interesting, now all the shops have been sold."
"That's the way I like it! Upwards all the way! I need more shops that live up to my level of class like this."
"Alright, let's get down to business. The fastest players get the fairest maidens."
"Alright, I'm getting out my cash! Lady Luck is a fickle maiden..."
"The most...rewarding...encounters are always by chance. With property, and with women."
"Well, there's no good reason not to buy. Yes, this is my place now."
"So, this is my place now. I usually like to make a more striking first impression, but this will have to do."
"I know how to handle my assets, you see. This shop will enjoy the same care and attention as all my conquests!"
"I hope this shop's prices don't increase any time soon."
"Lining the pockets of the already filthy rich isn't my idea of fun."
"Sorry to wade in like this, but it wouldn’t be right to let you deny this area of my presence entirely."
"Urgh! What's going on? Everything looks like it's swaying..."
"There's something satisfying about landing bang on the bank, don't you think? Or is that just me?"
"Dear Goddess, this place is really low budget. Fits your image like a glove (player's name)."
"This shop's pretty reasonable. I might even come here again if the mood takes me."
"No shop is too expensive for me. I'll buy anything, whatever the price!"
"There's no sense in blindly putting more capital into your shops for the sake of it, is there?"
"You need to be shrewd, my friend. Once you pick up some stocks, that's the time to start pouring money into property."
"No, that's too much! ...Watch it, you've managed to upset me now!"
"The prices here are pretty steep. Even I'm starting to sweat."
"Ouch! That's a bit of a shock. I feel like I've just found out the enchantress I've been serenading is actually an enchanter!"
"That hurts, stopping at an insanely expensive shop like this with precious little in it..."
"Greed, so they say, is a sin. It's just not my style to scrabble funds together to buy property. No cash, no deal."
"Why don't we just declare a 100G sale in all shops? Well?"
"Not that I need a competitive streak, but if you think you can match that, be my guest!"
When landing on an expensive shop: "You tempted me in here because you just had to see me, didn't you (player's name)?... I need to believe that, otherwise it hurts too much."
"It never pays to get complacent, even when you're in the lead. No I think I'll widen the gap first."
"Oh yes! I do like to be at the top of my game. But there are always greater heights to aspire to"
"Something's not right here. I appear to be losing..."
"This has to be some sort of bad dream! I can't lose! It's not in my nature!"
"Don't you think this is a bit dull? Why are you all taking this so seriously?"
After landing on the Bank: "Banks have a wealth of valuable assets. I wonder if there are any attractive clerks at this one."
After landing on Boon square: "Don't be fooled. I'm not lucky. I'm a lucky charm. Luck just wants to leech off me."
After landing on a Boon square: "So, let's see what Lady Luck can do!"
After warping: "I'm all for the easy life. And it doesn't get much easier than this."
After warping: "There really ought to be more places like this. It's the only way to travel."
After the player warps: "Now you're turning your attention to that district, (player's name)? You're as much of a pleasure seeker as me!"
After male player warps: "Hmm, I see... That's your game... You're a shrewd customer, (player's name). A man after my own heart!"
After female player warps: "Shame. I was going to draw that card and fly to your side, (player's name)."
After the player lands on the bank: "There's something satisfying about landing bang on the bank, don't you think? Or is that just me?"
After buying out a shop: "That was just too juicy a catch for me to pass up."
After getting bought out: "Well, well. So you're coming after me, are you, (player's name)?"
To player buying shop: "How could I refuse an offer like that? She’s all yours. Do what you want with her!
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "The doors close just as things were about to get interesting? Even Lady Luck feels threatened by my prowess!"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Better to slow down and consider your options than to rush into something you might regret. Relationships are just the same."
"What, no interest in my wares? I know they weren't on offer, but still..."
After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "You should learn to enjoy your leisure time. Working every day of the week is a sin...I believe."
"Well, well! Closed for business! What a shame!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Stocks are even better than hard currency. They score for me all the time."
After getting a good Venture Card: "The Goddess is watching over us all, you see."
After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Cards are naturally attracted to those who can handle them best."
After getting Goodybag: "If you've got money to burn, there's no better place to spend it than one of my establishments."
After getting Healslime: "Healslimes are dealing in suits now? So monsterkind's realized it can't get by just attacking us mortals alone, then..."
Accepting a trade deal: "How could I refuse an offer like that? She's all yours. Do what you want with her!"
Accepting a trade deal: "That's not a bad offer. I look forward to doing business with you again."
Rejecting a trade deal: "Sorry, I'm just not in the mood. Try your luck elsewhere."
"Always take advantage if you can, that's my motto. Now it's up to you to bring the advantage home."
"You're a shrewd player. I wouldn't mind a piece of your luck, my friend."
"I knew I'd pay for it the moment I invested in you, (player's name)!"
"I couldn't ask for a better friend, (player's name)! You're my right-hand man."
"You've upped your level just by turning over a card? You've got all the hallmarks of a truly great card player, (player's name)."
After Player loses money due to a Venture Card: "Bad luck, (player's name). But it's not like there's a permanent hole in your purse. Hm?"
To player: Congratulations on reaching the next level! It makes you even more of a catch!"
To player: "Sorry, (player's name), but you do know I'm going to thrash you, don't you?"
To player: I'll take the most valuable item in this shop without so much as a letter to my bank manager. ... That's right. A single smile from you, (player's name)!
To player: "I confess to being a little jealous. You care more about your shop than you do about me."
To player: "It never pays to get complacent, even when you're in the lead. No, I think I'll widen the gap first."
To player: "We'll celebrate your achievement at one of my shops (player's name)! You'll come, of course?"
To player: "Good work, (player's name)! I look forward to much more of that."
"It feels like I've known you forever, (player's name). Like we're the best of friends, going way back."
To female player: So you're coming after me, (female player's name)? Well, maybe I'll come after you then. You can't resist my charms for long..."
To female player: I intend to repay you in full... With a generous dose of my affection! What do you say, (female player's name)?
Angelo to player: "Jessica and (female player's name) at the same time!... Phew! I couldn't choose between them! It wouldn't be fair to deny either of them."
- Jessica's response: "Why doesn't such a comment surprise me? A character like him could never just choose one person to support and stay faithful to them."
Angelo to player: "You're so dazzling after that promotion that I can't even look at you, (player's name)!"
- Jessica's response: "Looks like things are going you're way. Congratulations, (player's name). And don't take one bit of notice of what he says, will you?"
Angelo to player: "If I could, I would charge to your aid, (player's name). But this die stubbornly refuses to listen to reason."
- Jessica's response: "Pah! As if you'd ever go to (player's name)'s aid if there wasn't something in it for you!"
Angelo to player: "Hmph. Not a bad performance, (player's name). You really don't look like a man who makes things happen, but there you go."
- Jessica's response: "You've got a nerve, Angelo. As if you're in any position to judge. Just wait and see how I make things happen!"
Angelo to player: "Well there's a turn-up. The full (target amount of money). Looks like I underestimated you (player's name)."
- Jessica's response: "Hmph! It's not over yet. You and I have put a stop to far more formidable forces than him/her in the past!"
Angelo to player: "Poor (player's name). But don't worry Your gaurdian angel's here now. ...You can thank me later."
- Yangus's response: "Gaurdian angel!? Come off it! If yer 'elpin' 'er, 'ow come ya ain't visitin' 'er shops and gettin' 'er some dough, eh?"
To female player: "Your beauty is promoted every time I look at you. You dazzle us all with your radiance!"
- Yangus' response: "Wot ARE you wibblin' about, eh? She only got a couple of gold coins, that's all! It ain't that shiny!"
Angelo to player: "A very impressive show, (player's name). But wouldn't you like to double your money? What if I were to tell you of a-"
- Kiryl's response: "You must to cease from the gambles, Angelo. The Goddess is angered by such deeds."
Angelo to player: "Be kind and put (player's name) out of his/her misery, Kiryl. A quick 'whack' should do the trick.
- Kiryl's response: "Yoy, Mr. Angelo! Such suggestions make even benevolent Kiryl full with anger."
Angelo to Kiryl: "Did you hear that, Kiryl? The call of the Goddess, bidding us to strike down (player's name)?"
- Kiryl's response: "Very well, I must to use spell that... Wait! Do you truly hear voice of Goddess, Angelo?"
To female player: "The only victory I'm looking for is to win the heart of a fair maiden like you, (player's name)."
- Kiryl's response: "When I observate Angelo, I am full with unease that priests are viewed also as such frivolous creatures."
To female response: "A fine achievement, (player's name)! The Goddess rewards those who put their hearts into their...work."
- Kiryl's response: "Goddess also clearly observes when number of flock has the ulterior motive."
To female player: "You're not leaving me in the lurch, are you, (player's name)? Well, as long as you're happy, I'm happy."
- Birdo's response: "Don't fret, Angelo. Birdo's here to comfort and cuddle you!"
To female player: "Truly magnificent, (player's name). Now I just need to chaperone you and then my work will be done."
- Jessica's response: "How can you say to her that she'll win? I, for one, am not going down that easily!"
Near bankrupt: "No, I've had it now, I think. How did the rest of you get so wealthy?"
Near bankrupt: "I doubt even the delightful Goddess can help me now. It’s gone too far."
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Thank the Goddess that you're back. I don't feel complete when you're not around, (player's name)."
"Now, now! Slow down! Rushing things is a sure way to frighten off the ladies!"
"Bad luck, (player's name). Still, you get to play with us all a little longer. It's not all bad, hmm?"
After female player approaches victory: "I don't want this game to end without a confession. This encounter has been...a pleasure, (player's name). All thanks to you.
After reaching net worth needed to win: "Lady Luck's not the kind of woman you want to keep waiting. Let's keep things moving."
Approaching victory: "It's time for my rendezvours with Lady Luck. It would be very uncloth of you to attempt to sabatage her chances with me!"
"Never mind… My fortune will rise again!"
Going bankrupt: "That's my lot. I thought it was about time I gave the rest of you a chance."
Going bankrupt: "I never usually miss my marks. I'm not quite sure how this has happened."

Bianca[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"What a gorgeous island! I wouldn't mind have a holiday here one day." (Delfino Plaza)
"This is where we found the Circle of Fire. Fancy wanderin' about this place on my own!" (Mount Magmageddon)
"What if that was the entrance to another world or somethin'? As if, eh!" (Super Mario Bros.)
"Ha ha! The slimes on this island are just oozin' with personality, eh?" (Slimenia)
"There are dragons here, eh? Still, I'm sure they're a friendly enough bunch." (Yoshi's Island)
"Seems like someone's in need of a hero, eh? There's only one hero for me, though... Eh? Oh, nothin'. (Alefgard)
"Well, I wonder what this place is all about! It gets me all fired up, that's for sure." (Good Egg Galaxy)
"Do we really have to do this here? I en't too keen on the dark and I def'nitely dun't like them ghosties." (Ghost Ship)
"There are plenty of folk gathered here, en't there? I wonder if there's goin' to be some kind of performance." (Mario Stadium)
"A castle flyin' in the sky, eh? Brings back some memories!" (The Observatory)
"I wonder where this thing flies to. Maybe it goes up even higher than old Zenithia." (Starship Mario)
"This place is a bit special, eh? I've bin livin' so long in the mountains now that I dun't know what to do with meself." (Castle Trodain)
"Vroom, Vroom! This place is a bit noisy for my likin'. I'm a country girl at heart." (Mario Circuit)
"I en't seen a cave this complex before. I'm sure I'd have got meself proper lost if I was all alone. (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"This is a lovely-lookin' castle, eh? What I'd give to live in a place like this one day!" (Peach's Castle)
"It's nice to have such a good view, eh? The air seems all fresh, what with ft bein' high up, an' all." (The Colossus)
"It's got monsters just like Uptaten Towers had, but this place is a whole different can of worms." (Bowser's Castle)
"Changin' jobs? Nah, not me. I'm happy enough as I am, thank very much." (Alltrades Abbey)

General[edit]

To player: "I'm Bianca Whitaker, born and bred in Roundbeck. Here's to a good game today, (player's name)!"
"My turn again already, eh? Comes 'round quick, dun'it?"
"Hmm...hmm...let's see... Huh? I look funny when I'm thinkin', do I?"
"I wonder how many years it's bin now, since I last had time to play like this."
"When I think of all the money at stake... Yikes! Still, it dun't do to get all fuzzy about it."
"Ha ha! Any idea what I've got up my sleeve next?"
"I dun't know if I'm suited to first place. That's not to say I wouldn't be annoyed if someone overlook me, mind.'
"I can't seem to get used to this. Bein' in first place is makin, me all on edge."
"Ha ha! Bet you're surprised I'm in the lead, eh? I can do anythin' I set my mind to, I can."
"I never wanted to be stinkin' rich or nothin', but I en't a big fan of bein' bottom of the pile neither."
"Looks like I just en't suited to all this wheelin' and dealin'."
"Uh oh. I en't goin' to be left behind all on me own, am I?"
"Ha ha! I weren't plannin' on bein' rubbish forever, y'know."
"Hmm, it's a tricky one. What would you do if you was me?"
"This reminds me of board games I used to play as a kid!"
"Would've bin nice if just the two of us could've played, eh? Ha ha, only jokin'!"
"Keep your fingers crossed for a good roll!"
"Come on, come on...let's have a good'un!"
"It's a bit nerve-rackin' when you think one roll of the die could change everythin'."
"You dun't need to make no allowances for me, d'you hear?"
"Do folk stop playin' games 'cos they're old, or do they get old 'cos they stop playin'? Either way, I'm glad to be here."
"Huh! I'm all set to make one of my shops bigger an' everythin'!"
"I want to stop at one of my own shops. If only it was as simple as just sayin' the words, eh?"
"Haah... I'm done for."
After stepping on a switch: "A switch? I en't plannin' on steppin' on that thing! I wonder what would happen..."
"So I have to collect four of these, right? Sounds like this could be a fun journey!"
"That's half of my suits collected. Wonder how far I've come."
"Only one more of them suits to go now. Ha ha! This is fun. Bit like treasure-huntin'."
"Right! Looks like I've got all I need here. Time to take this to the next level then."
"Right then, that's all them suits collected. Now where's the bank? I dun't s'pose you know a shortcut?"
"Not long till the next level now. One step at a time, eh? We've come a long way."
"My first business in this area. We've all gotta start somewhere!"
"That's shop number one for me 'round here! It may be small now, but I'll make somethin' of it, you'll see."
"That's my first place in this area under my belt. It's important to get started, eh?"
"See what a good spot I bought a shop in! Everythin's goin' well so far."
"Crikey! Is that all the shops there is? I'd best get crackin'."
"I wonder if I can get my hands on another shop. I s'pose I can only try my best."
"So all the shops have bin sold, eh? I s'pose the battle starts here then."
"That's the end of the shop-buyin' then. Time to think strategy."
"It's good that this place is cheap. No one wants to spend a fortune on their day-to-day shoppin'."
"I wonder what happens when you're rich and yet useless with money..."
"Ha ha! Maybe buyin' a cheapo shop is a sign of poor housekeepin'!"
"You may be feelin' a bit broke at the minute, but who knows when your fortunes might change. Keep at it!"
"Yikes, that hurt! I reckon that's the biggest sum of money I've ever doled out in my whole life!"
"Yikes! I felt all wobbly there for a moment."
"No way! You can't charge that much!"
"So you can get freebies without doin' nothin'. Feels a bit cheeky somehow."
"See how fancy my place looks now! And I en't plannin' on stoppin' at that neither."
"Sometimes I just feel like pushin' on ahead, rather than fiddlin' about with capital increases and the like."
"I guess there's a right time for everythin', increasin' capital included."
"I wonder if there's anythin' I left undone. Now I have to think good and hard about whether to go forwards or back."
"That's the stuff. I reckon those stocks will do me some good, y'know."
"Ha ha! Sometimes it really pays to have stocks."
"Never mind. I'm happy with the shops I've got. Haah..."
"You must be pleased, (Player’s name). It’s no mean feat, ownin’ three shops in one district like that."
"Dun’t look at me like that! I couldn’t just stand by and let a district domination happen."
"Who'd have thought little old Bianca would have a district domination!? What a turn up!"
"Wow! You've got yourself a domination, (player's name)? I want to congratulate you, but I'm far too nervous for that."
"I s'pose if you wheel and deal in stocks, then you have to take the rough with the smooth."
To player: "There en't nothin' to worry about here, (player's name). This littl'un dun't have a bad bone in his body."
- Slime's response: "Yay! Thanks, Bianca! You're an unslurpassed judge of character! I'm not a bad slime, am I?"
"Hmph. That was a bit jammy, weren't it? How do I get lucky like that, eh, (player's name)?"
"Hey, looks like I pocketed a bit there too. Cheers, (player's name)!"
Swapping Shops: "Seein’ as there’s a rule where folk can swap shops, why dun’t we give it a go?"
"Nice one, (player's name)! No matter how many times you go on to the next level, it still feels good, eh?"
After landing on a Boon square: "I'll be watchin' over you from here, OK? I've got high hopes for you, ha ha!"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Just 'cos I'm the daughter of an innkeeper dun't mean I'm always after a rest!"
After landing on the Bank: "I dun't often find meself in a bank. Hmm...never knew they looked like this inside."
After player lands on a Boon square: "That's nice, (player's name). I dun't s'pose you could send a bit of good luck in my direction, could you?"
After player lands on the Bank: "It en't that easy landin' yourself at the bank exactly, eh? I reckon it's a good omen, (player's name)!"
"I know it's in the rules and everythin', but it still seems a bit sneaky makin' money off stocks like that."
After player builds a tax office: "I was thinkin' that you'd turn that place into a tax office. You seem to have your head screwed on and everythin', (player's name)."
After getting Healie: "Aah, what a lovely monster he is. Now please get that suit I need, Healie!"
After getting Goodybag: "I bet Nera's got plenty of treasure like this. Eh? Do I get a piece of the action too?"
After getting Lakitu: "Huh? It might look cute enough, but it's got a bit of cheek, closin'up folks' shops like that."
After warping: "Ugh. When you're not used to somethin' like this, it dun't half make you dizzy."
"Brill! This is just where I wanted to be. This warpin' around lark is ever so convenient, eh?"
After player warps: "Hey, are you alright? You're not feelin' icky or nothin'?"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Yeah, well, there's no point in dashin' about all the while. Best to get some rest while the goin's good."
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Just 'cos I'm the daughter of an innkeeper dun't mean I'm always after a rest!"
- Start of turn afterward: "I had a good day off, and got my shop cleaned up a bit too. Drop in again when it's open, eh?"
After Player lands on a Take-a-break square: "You should make sure you make the most of your days off, (player's name).
"I had a good day off, and got my shop cleaned up a bit too. Drop in again when it's open, eh?"
"Eh? Today's a holiday? But I was hopin' to meet up."
"You must be pleased, (player's name). It's no mean feat, ownin' three shops in one district like that."
After getting a good Venture Card: "Ha ha! Now that's a nice surprise. A gift from the Goddess, you might say!"
After player gets a good Venture Card: "I wouldn't have minded pickin' that one! Good for you, though, (player's name)?"
After player gets a good Venture Card: "Ya jammy thing, (Player’s name)! I hope I pick a card like that next time."
After getting a bad Venture Card: "Haah... I s'pose you have the rough with the smooth in this life, eh?"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "Typical that I end up pickin' out a card like that!"
After Player gets a bad Venture Card: "Dun’t let it get to you, (Player’s name). I’m sure you’ll pick a good one next time."
To player: "No one likes havin' their shops nabbed, eh? I reckon you done the right thing, (player's name)."
To player: "If there's anythin' you dun't get, (player's name), then just give me a shout and I'll try to explain."
To player: "I'm never sure what to do when it comes to stocks. Have you got a grand plan, (player's name)?"
"Goin' for first place, are you, (player's name)? Well, I en't plannin' on lettin' you beat me!"
After buying out a shop: "Ha ha! Bet you didn't think I had what it takes for a takeover, eh? I can be a bit of a sabrecat at times, y'know!"
After buying out a shop: "Sorry! But this takeover lark is good for givin' ya a bit of confidence when ya're down."
To player buying out her shop: "Charmin'! I never expected to be handin' over a shop to you in these circumstances, (player's name)."
To player: "Nice one, (player's name)! Now you just have to go carefully to the goal, and you're done!"
- Waluigi's response: "Can you keep a secret, Bianca? I'm setting up a trap for (player's name)! He'll/She'll never win!"
Near bankrupt: "That's it for me...Eh? Dun't you worry about me."
Near bankrupt: "I'm used to tough times, dun't you fret."
Near bankrupt: "No money, no shops... What a pauper I've turned into."
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "I've bin waitin' for you, (player's name)! It was well lonely 'round here without you."
After reaching net worth needing to win: "No way! I've got (target amount of money)! Looks like I'll be see you on the winnin' side!"
After player approaches victory: "I dun't believe it! You've reached the target! I'm a bit disappointed for meself, but I had a feelin' you'd do it, (player's name)."
Approaches victory: "Maybe I'll actually win this game! Ha ha! I'd best get movin'!"
Going bankrupt: "So I'm not cut out for this after all..."
Going bankrupt: "I dun't mind losin' so much, but I at least hoped I'd make it to the end."

Carver[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"What, are you guys all scared or somethin'? Tsk! Just stay behind me and you'll be alright." (The Ghost Ship)
"A head you can climb on and ride!? No way! As in, there's no way you're gettin' me on that!" (Starship Mario)
"This place is fantastic! I love it! All that legend and chivalry and stuff... You can't beat it!" (Alefgard)
"Sorry guys. You're Kiddin' yourselves if ya think you can beat me!" (Mario Circuit)
"What!? An island full of slimes!? I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes!" (Slimenia)
"Whoa, this place is bit hard on the eyes, eh? But it sure gets the blood pumpin'!" (Delfino Plaza)
"So this is some kind of flyin' castle, eh? It kinda reminds me of Zenithia. Those were the days..." (The Observatory)
"Let's have a look here... How's this been thrown together, then? I bet there was a real ace carpenter at work when this was put up." (Good Egg Galaxy)
"Heh heh heh! You wanna see how a real man hits the ball? Step aside, kids!" (Mario Stadium)
"Phew! One wrong move and you're dead meat here, huh?" (Mount Magmageddon)
"Hey, take a look at this! There's a load o' dragons here! ... Oh, looks like they ain't the bad guys." (Yoshi's Island)
"This place is gigantic! I reckon I should get myself a job in a place like this..." (Castle Trodain)
"That's a good-lookin' castle there. Mind you, I think I'd choose somethin' with a bit more... Nah, never mind." (Peach's Castle)
"This place has been put together pretty well. I wouldn't mind takin' a peek at the construction method..." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"This looks like a good place for pumpin' some iron! I've always got time for tonin' the old Carver muscles up..." (Super Mario Bros.)
"Wow, that is one impressive statue! What kind of guys build somethin' like that anyway?" (The Colossus)
"Oh, I get it. This is a castle of evil, is it?" Well bring it on! I can be pretty evil myself." (Bowser's Castle)
"Alltrades Abbey, huh? Hmm... Maybe it's about time I became a gladiator! ... What? I can't? Why not!?" (Alltrades Abbey)

General[edit]

To player: "Hiya, I'm Carver. I'm what you might call a trav'ling grappler! This should be fun, eh?"
"I've gotta keep movin'. Can't stand still too long, else I start to feel my muscles wastin'!"
"Right, I've made up my mind! Next move, that there's the square I'm gonna land on."
"Heh heh heh! There. That's the spot I'm aimin' at now... Come on, die! Hee-yah!"
"Hold on to your hats, fellas! I'm gonna knock this die for six!"
"Here goes nothin'! Huuurgh!"
"When I want somethin', I get it! Get it?"
"No point beatin' around the bush... Let's roll!"
"Heh heh heh! Look at me! First place, right where I belong!"
"I'm in first place for now, but you vultures are so hot on my heels, eh? I better pull my socks up and get runnin'!"
"Heh heh! See? All that bodybuildin's payin' off now, eh?"
"Heh heh heh! Yeah, this is the life! Ridin' high at the top of me game!"
"I'm starvin'! Ain't there any decent places to get some chuck around here?"
"Argh! I'm dyin' to pump up my properties, but I've gotta land on one of my shops first..."
"Once I get round to expanding my shops, you guys aren't gonna know what's hit ya!"
"Heh heh! I can just imagine the look that's gonna be on your faces when I swoop in and buy your shops out from under ya!"
"Right, what am I gonna eat today then...? Ah, just thinkin' about it's got my belly rumblin'!"
"Huh? My turn? ...Alright then! Stand back!"
"Right, where to now then?"
"I'm stavin'! Ain't there and decent places to get some chuck around here?"
"Heh heh! I reckon this'd be a good time for me to slip into first place, eh?"
"I'm in first place for now, but you vultures are hot on my heels, eh? I better pull my socks up and get runnin'!"
"Hey, this no joke! How come I'm back here in last place, eh?
"Right, what am I gonna eat today then...? Ah, just thinkin' about it's got my belly rumblin'!"
"Heh heh! Suit number one. I'm right on track!"
"Suit number two at last! Let's keep rollin', fellas!"
"Oh, what!? I still need one more suit!? Come on! This is gettin' to be a real drag!"
"Not long now till I get even stronger! I know, I know! If that's even possible, right?"
"I get a nervous twitch whenever I'm on the verge of gettin' tougher. My muscles are just so tightly flexed, ya know?"
"Hey, come on, fellas! Leave a few shops for me, eh?"
"Pretty much all the shops have been snapped up already. But the ones that are left have got my name written all over em! Heh heh!"
"Sorry. It's just tactics, ya know? Don't feel bad, OK?"
"Hey, give us a chance, guys! There aren't any shops left at all now!"
"Oh, what!? There's no more shops free!"
"Whoa! Sometimes I don't even know my own strength!"
After getting Goodybag: "Look at that! A filthy rich monster! Hey, drop in at one of my shops, pal!"
After getting Healie: "OK I've gotta find my way over to old Healie and get myself a suit or two!"
"Heh heh! When my shops get bigger, my muscles get stronger! At least, it feels that way."
"You've gotta know when to defend your assets, right? Wouldn't wanna get hit where it hurts..."
"Expanding your shops is all about timin'. Just like in a fight. You gotta duck and dive and wait for your openin' ya know."
"Nah. Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow, eh?"
"That's pretty cunnin'... I like it! Maybe I should learn to rely on brains a bit more over brawn, eh? …Nah! That'd be dumb!"
"That's it. Shop number one. That's just the start of my attack!"
"Heh heh. I reckon I can turn this to my advantage..."
"This place is mine now. You'll have to pry the keys from my dead fist if you wanna take it off me!"
"Look at that! I don't even have to do anythin' and this game just falls into my lap!"
"Hey, this is no joke! How come I'm back 'ere in last place, eh?"
"What, I'm losin'!? Hmph! That ain't right. Time to break out ze ol' Carver comeback!"
"Agh! Unbelievable! ...C'mon, Carver, think!"
"Heh heh. Shop number two!"
"That's my second shop in this district. But there's more where that came from, right!?"
"I think it's pretty clear who's gonna dominate this district, right?"
"Just leave this to me, fellas. I've got this district under control!"
"Heh heh! Nice try, (player's name), but d'ya really think I'm just gonna sit 'ere on my backside and watch ya dominate ze district!?"
"Sorry, pal but someone like me doesn't stand by and watch when there's a bully 'bout!"
"Ey! Getcha hands off me shop, ya little scoundrel!"
"That's gonna make things a bit tougher fer sure! …There's still everythin' to play fer, though!"
"Urgh, that's the pits, not havin' enough cash to buy a shop when ya need to!"
"Easy, (player's name)! If you tie up all your cash in your shops, you won't have any left over for spendin'!"
"Sorry. It's just tactics, ya know? Don't feel bad, OK?"
"Sorry, guys, but I just ain't the losin' kind, ya know? This game's all mine!"
"Wh-What's goin' on!? I c-can't s-stop shakin'! Did s-someone cast F-F-Fuddle on me?"
After buying someone out: "Heh heh. How's that for a Knuckle Sandwich!?"
After buying someone out: "Hah hah hah! Thought you could just walk away with it, didn't ya? Not with me around, pal!"
After landing on a Boon square: "I ain't the kinda guy who needs to rely on luck, but I also ain't the kinda guy to turn down some free cash!"
After landing on a Boon square: "Heh heh! OK, folks! Time for you all to go on a spendin' spree! Don't hold back!"
After player lands on a Boon square: "Someone with my kinda muscle doesn't need to rely on luck!"
After landing on a Take-a-Break square: "I always spend my days off pumpin' iron. And time flies when you're havin' fun!"
After landing on a Take-a-Break square: "I bet someone's gonna turn up to do some shoppin', but today's my day off. I never miss my trainin'. Not for anythin'!"
"Nice! That's a big help. Looks like luck's on my side, eh?"
"That's pretty low, (player's name), stoppin' by on me day off. I won't forget this!"
After Player lands on a Take-a-Break square: "Everyone needs to take a break once in a while. It's important."
After landing on Bank: "This bank's startin' to show its age, ya know. Time to knock it down and rebuild, if you ask me."
After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "Weh hey! That sudden stroke of luck puts me one step closer to hittin' the next level!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Right on! There's a star shinin on old Carver, see!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Heh heh heh! Thanks very much!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "That's a stroke of luck! But I'm aimin' for bigger and better than this!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "There you go! I'm on form at last! Now I've just gotta keep up the momentum..."
After player gets a good Venture Card: "Your shops 're gettin' pretty beefy there, eh? I better keep me eye on ya!"
After player gets a good Venture Card: "Whaaat!? you lucky dealer, you! With all those stocks, there's gotta be some for me, surely!?
After player gets a good Venture Card: "Come on over to one of my shops, (Player’s name), Ya can blow that bonus in a single shot!"
After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Don't give in! Don't let yourself feel defeated! Turn the other cheek and hit back, (player's name)!"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "Hah! A puny little bill like that could't hurt a fly, let alone me!"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "What!? No! How unlucky am I, darwin' a card like that!?"
After landing in his home: "It's good to get together and have a laugh sometimes right?"
"Heh heh. Next time ya can all dig a little deeper, too!"
"Huh. Yeah, well... Ain't no sweet payin' that kind of money. Here. Go nuts!"
"Aaaah... I'm exhausted! Reckon I must've done too much restin' or somethin'..."
"You've got a bit of nerve, stoppin' by when I'd shut up shop already!"
After player warps: "Whoa! Unbelievable! You just flew, (player's name)!"
After player warps: "Hmmm, so that's your move, eh? Guess I can't afford to sit back and relax just yet..."
After landing on an expensive shop: "You've got some guts tryin' to rip someone with my muscle off, pal!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "What!? That is seriously below the belt!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "You don't pull your punches, do ya, (player's name)?"
After building a home: "Sometimes ya just need a place where you can go ape, right?"
"That's not gonna hurt someone like you, right, (player's name)? It's barely a scratch, eh?"
"Urgh, that's the pits, not havin' enough cash to buy a shop when you need to!"
"Heh heh heh! I know what you're thinkin'. 'I wish that Carver'd slow down and give the rest of us a chance!'"
"A tough guy like me owes it to the weak and needy to give 'em a helpin' hand sometimes."
"Giving the winnin' player a leg-up's a bit of a dig in the ribs."
"Thanks, (player's name)! Keep it comin', OK?"
"Right, I'll go left next then, right? ...No, left. I mean right! Er... Anyone wanna help me out here? I'm left feelin' kinda stuck."
To player: "Huuurgh! Let's do this, (player's name)! Time to get my muscles rippling! Yaaaaaargh!"
- Stella's response: "Talk about a lot of hot air! Let's see how you're holding up by the final bell, eh, hulk?"
To player: "A promotion at last, huh, (player's name)? Keep that up, and you might just catch up with me!"
- Alena's response: "I congratulate to you, (player's name). But you must forget the Carver. Tsarevna is true worthy object for your ambition."
To player: "We've gotta have a party to celebrate your big promotion, pal! I'll put on a big spread at one of my shops. Get yourself over there, fast."
To player: "Hey, (player's name)! You're not thinking of a runaway victory, are ya? I mean, running away before we've had a chance to get physical!"
- Alena's response: "Carver is correct! We must fight directly on you, (player's name)!"
To player: "Alright, (player's name). Let's settle this with a bit of one-on-one. You can't run from a fight, right?"
- Stella's response: "Don't be so flapping daft, he/she's not going to fight you! Although...if that's the only way to stop him/her, go the ten pounds, I say!"
To player buying out his shop: "Huh? Hey! What d'ya think you're doin', (player's name)!? I'll make you pay for this, you mark my words!"
To player buying out his shop: "Ah, no! Not Peggy Sue's Patch! Come on, pal/lady! Be fair!"
To Player buying out his shop: "Hey! You're really swingin' your punches, eh? You just broke up my total domination!"
"Hey! Look, whatever the fight, I'm a born winner. Ya can't take this from me!"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Oh, you're back at last, (player's name)! Right, let's sweat it out, eh!?"
After approaching victory: "Heh heh! Sorry, guys, but there's only one place I'm headin' now!"
After player approaches victory: "Aw, you're not thinkin' of takin' the title just like that, are ya, (player's name)? Let's have some fun first!"
"What the - Right, that's it! No more mister nice guy!"
Going bankrupt: "Bankrupt!? Me!? But what about the old Carver comeback!?"
Going bankrupt: "Argh! I knew I shouldn't have given you guys such a big head start!"

Dragonlord[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"The slimes dare declare a land of their own!? The insolent, impudent wretches! All of monster kind lies within my demesne!" (Slimenia)
"What is that!? Such a monstrous iron mass! Such a crass device in a trice I must have for my underlings" (Mario Circuit)
"Be that it may in times of yore, for sure Alefgard makes my blood boil more still than any other realm!" (Alefgard)
"This island doth need a dragon's grace! A perfect place unto which to lay waste! Poste-haste must I summon my underlings in!" (Yoshi's Island)
"Oh, yes! YES! The frightful sight fills my mind! Of a vine elephantine, binding this castle in curse!" (Castle Trodain)
"Spawn of contumelious constellations? I shall banish the stars one by one, till the one true darkness hath won!" (Delfino Plaza)
"Change vocation, thou sayest? Arrest thy dim-witted twittering! I am Lord of Dragons! There is no position mightier than mine!" (Alltrades Abbey)
"I bid a hex on that hideous abomination! Those pastel tones demand atonement! Castles ought to be sinister, like that o'er which I minister!" (Peach's Castle)
"Wah ha hah! This ship! As it creaks, so it reeks...of morbid anguish!" (Ghost Ship)
"Wah ha ha hah! This castle is akin to my own, lo! A glowing concoction of bane and woe!" (Bowser's Castle)
"Thou wouldst assault me from on high? Try, if thou darest! I'll best thee and then thou shalt cower neath my towering might!" (The Observatory)
"Hmph! Ne'er have I rode such a mode of transport! It ought not be, 'less it be modelled on me!" (Starship Mario)"
"Wah ha ha ha hah! Is this what you puny mortals call a 'hot spring'!? Hot, it is not! 'Tis but a fetid, tepid pool!" (Mount Magmageddon)
"What!? This folly needs a ball? ...Fall back! This sphere of light, though quibble you might, is not for thee to dribble!" (Mario Stadium)
"Robbin' Hood? A great thief? Hmph! Where he would crib a crab, I grab whole oceans." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"What is this despicable place? Where rocks hang in air with ne'e a brace? What foreign wizardry is this?" (Super Mario Bros.)
"What mortal folly is this!? How could these insignificant ants build such a lofty effigy?" (The Colossus)
"Hm, an intriguing spot... A dot to all of soon enough to my ever-expanding dominion!" (Good Egg Galaxy)

General[edit]

To player: "Dost thou wit who thy rival be? Devilish deliverer! Lord of lords! Lord of Dragons!"
"Thou wouldst defraud the Lord of Dragons, rapscallion?"
"This game is lame; its pace is a disgrace! All should let I wield the die in your place!"
"You! You diminutive minions! Now to serve you what you deserve!"
"Hwah ha hah! Behold! Behold as I attain still loftier heights than you mere mites!"
"Ah ha ha hah! Mwah ha ha ha haaah! …Ahem! My turn, is it?"
"Lo! The wise know which moves to make and which to forsake!"
"A forced buyout at quinary price? Such a device I must utilize in a trice!"
"A rare gift I give to you, to live through history in the making!"
"Mine eye, die, doth see thine eyes, no higher than I do desire, no less than I request! Now, decide thy side! Fulfill my will!"
"You covet mere trifles, you stifled fools! The Dragonlord shall open your eyes to true enterprise!"
"Ah ha ha hah! Dread! Doth dread yet tread o'er your hearts!?"
"With this one cast, your last cometh fast!"
"When I, Lord of Dragons, let fly this die, it bendeth to my every will."
"Who dares thwart my affairs? Move aside or abide the consequences!"
"Bow out now, whilst still you may! Or pray, fools, for this is my day!"
"Bestow the die unto me forthwith! A wizard does not wait!"
"The throne is for I alone! No other face must grace first place!"
"Fellow players, beware! Have a care, lest the Dragonlord's deeds leave you in need of more than a pauper's loan!"
"Wah ha ha hah! With every turn, for sure, I assure my victory more!"
"Be steeped in eternal, infernal regret for daring to oppose me in this clash of cash! Wah ha ha hah!"
"What lavish shop is this before mine eyes? Be vanished, be banished, o, epitome of gluttony!"
"A triplet of suits more? For sure, no easier task could you ask of me!"
"Suits twain again? A painlessly simple task!"
"This suit gathering chore is a bore I abhor. Before the glory of my grand designs its import is naught, verily!"
"Hmmmm. I have yet in my net a quartet of suits. No need for to speed yonder."
"The wax of my level is the wane of this game, the herald of pain and of bane!"
"One shop alone a throne ne'er maketh! I shall rule this district forthwith and forthright!"
"Profit, prosper! Spawn, o shops of mine divine! Spill where e'er you will o'er this district!"
"The hour, it is nigh. Nigh, shall I - Lord of Dragons - be unrestricted master of this district!"
"Here now I own property in triplicate! Capitulate to my will, fill my pockets with bills, o final enterprise of my wanting!"
"The Lord of Dragons here ruleth henceforth! May your purses in hearses leave this cursed world empty!"
"Hmm, better... A go-getter fettered by a paltry shop is something I shall not abide!"
"More! More gains! More reward! Fit for a lord such as I!"
"Time I do bide till tides turn to earn, as I shall, my stocks. Whence shall ensue investment to my heart's content!"
"Wah ha ha hah! Perplexed? Vexed by my confusing ruse? I shall increase my capital all in good time!"
"Foolish, doltish, churlish, dotish! Thou shalt rue this puerile cumber!"
"Free shops remain in dwindling number, such has been your gluttonous hunger!"
"How the rabble scrabble as shop numbers dwindle! But I alone shall invest in the rest. Petty peddlers, meddle at your peril!"
"All those shops sold for cash in a flash! Such is this greedy, needy world!"
"Hoggish mob! Lo, no shop unspake for in the wake of your avaricious squall!"
"Such trickery bothers nor pothers me not a jot!"
"Vile, juvenile child! Such guile riles me!"
"Hmph. Half the price is nice If only were this steal to linger longer..."
"My compliments, (Player’s name). A devious tactic, but practically pointless in a race against me!"
"Have a care! My servitor shop would put a cost to you all dear!"
"Gwah ha ha ha ha! Behold, this grim reaper of cash! The stash of the legendary hero would be zeroed when faced with this awesome place!"
"It matters not were I home or away, pay thou must, or thou must pay!"
"You would do well not to vex me, lest I hex you."
"Gwargh! You are naught! Caught, you will be yet in my net!"
"You fools think these rules can bind my mind and keep me from victory? Never!"
"Come, my lickspittle trading posts! The hour to devour is nigh! Dilate, inflate, proliferate!"
"My trading posts must grow! Now! Grow to show the woe of financial ruin!"
"Stocks are the flux of my crux! Buy them all, and fulfill my will!"
"Wah ha ha hah! The end, it is nigh! I shall bleed thee dry, (player's name)!"
"Wah ha ha ha! My dark sway, stark in scope, revoking hope!"
"Now, petty peddler! In thee I invest to arrest thy conquest. Deliver my returns in turns few, or spew fire I will, on thee and thine estate!"
After player achieves total domination: "A brave show, (player's name), but canst thou translate thy great estate into truly weighty gains?"
After buying someone out: "Wah ha ha ha hah! Such a five-fold cost is lost, as naught, in the grandeur of my plan!"
After buying someone shop: "Another's domination I cannot abide! Override it, I must!"
After buying someone shop: "Wah ha ha ha ha ha! Surprised? Distressed? Astonished? Perplexed? The priciest buyout is the fairest thou e'er seen!"
After getting bought out: "O, woe hast thou commissioned with this pert acquisition!"
After getting bought out: "Thou art a disgrace! The basest case in my product ever have I conducted!"
"Thou wouldst break my hold, (player's name)? Bold, indeed! But greed cometh at a dear price!"
"Cantankerous (player's name)! A hundred curses upon thee!"
After player buys Dragonlord's Estate Agency: "Unacceptable, deplorable, unthinkable, indefensible! No estate in thy number can take over my agency!"
After landing on his home: "Well met, my pets! Wah ha ha ha ha hah!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "Fear not! Rot will blot thine winning streak soon enough!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "At last! A place not a disgrace for me to grace with my presence!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "Thou makest light of the Lord of Dragons!? I shall repay thee redoubled with nary a trouble!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "Hmph! Thou wouldst ambuscade me in this charade of wealth and prosperity? Preposterous!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "Curse this shop! Curse it for all eternity! Seed of woe, and weed of snow, banish greed and never go!"
After warping: "Wah ha ha hah! New land for my tyrannous plans!"
After the player warps: "Wah ha hah! Thou canst ne'er escape my clutches! Here, there, everywhere, like thy tombstone, I loom o'er thee!"
After the player warps: "Scurry, hurry, scuttle, scamper! Cower from my power where thou willst! There is no refuge from my rule!"
After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Card! Thou art the start so noble of my global tyranny!"
After getting Heal Slime: "Wah ha ha ha hah! Come hither, my healing slime! All mine shall thy fine suits be!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Fortune and dole roll whither I will! Victory is mine for the taking!"
After the player gets a good Venture Card: "So be it! But with onus that thy bonus be spent in establishments mine!"
After player gets a good Venture card: "What trickery is this? That I miss by a whisker this card designed to be mine..."
After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Wah ha ha hah! Lo, doth the void guzzle and gobble, nobble your wealth and ditch your riches!"
After getting a bad Venture bad: "Axe this tax now! I, Lord of Dragons, do not deal with such knick-knacks!"
After getting a bad Venture bad: "Hmph! Diminished! Yea, finished, nay! My commerce is more stark than that!"
After landing on a Boon square: "Cash in my stash with nothing to do? Truly, this square has rare flair!"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Wah ha ha hah! Time to rest, invest in my power, to shower you at a later hour with a million, billion, gazillion bills!"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Hmph! Fear not, for what a plan I have hatched while detached from the game as I was! A grim plan for you also-rans!"
"Witless twits, letting slip a trip to my lair with I not there!"
After the player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Layabout, laggard, loafer, sluggard! May thine wastrel ways lay waste to thy self!"
After landing on the Bank: "Behold, as I purchase even the bank! …What prank is this? Wherefore may it not be got?"
After player lands on the Bank: "Terrified, petrified, horrified, stupefied, thou wouldst hide from me in the dank depths of the bank!? Wah ha hah! Wah ha ha ha hah!"
"Wah ha ha ha hah! Into the future I peer... A '1' doth there appear! Ah ha ha ha hah!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
"Ignorant act of scant intelligence, pray, wherefore would I swap shops with thee?"
"To player: "A hundred curses upon thee! Goad me, toad, with thy freeloading play, and dearly dost thou pay!"
"Hmph. Vacant plot, your lot is with me! See this you will, when I round here again."
"An impressive, aggressive, quite progressive move! But less smugness, I request thee, (player's name)!"
"A lofty property for one lowly as thee! Hand over the key for 100G!"
After building a checkpoint: "Checkpoint! Your charge is to charge all who would barge through your gates of ruinous fate!"
After building a balloonport: "Watching your scrabbling, scuffling, grappling, greed-ridden kerfuffling from above is my sport!"
After building a home: "Guzzle! Gobble! Gollop! Gorge! For you forge your way only to ruination!"
After landing on his Home: "Well met, my pets! Wah ha ha ha ha ha!"
After building an estate agency: "For to have servitors in numbers greater, I am the creator of this agency!"
After player builds a tax office: "Never, ever shalt thou extract thy lax tax from I, Lord of Dragons!"
After player builds a Balloonport: "Heather! Thous wouldst with contempt, with derision, with score, airborne look down - DOWN! - on the Lord of Dragons?!"
"Checkpoint? The tale of the begotten old fool!"
To Patty: "Wah ha ha hah! Dice, shops, locks and barrels, I shall command them all!"
- Patty's response: "Sure, honey, whatever you say! Let's see how you're feeling once the legendary (player's name)'s put you in your place, huh?"
To player: "Thou art, (player's name), a millennium too soon to consume my rightful title!"
To player: "Raise thy level, revel in thy pay, but bedevil thee yet I will!"
To player: "Well done, (player's name), my underling! Bring in yet more tin, win a hoard for thy lord!"
To player: "Rogue! Renegade! Trade dost thou with scruples none, finding fun in drumming my stock price under!"
To player: "Wah ha ha hah! Verily do I use thee completely, to the core of your deplorable soul!"
To player: "Wah ha ha ha! Such a puny promotion! No notion hast thou of my might. No horizon can thou see o'er the sea of my supremacy!"
- Patty's response: "Every step we take is an important one, honey. I bet you're gonna become a force to be reckoned with, right?"
To Slime: "To arms, my underling slime! Decline (player's name)'s right to life!"
- Slime's response: "To arms? Is, is that a joke, Your Monstrousness? …I was boinging on (player's name) and I being goosom buddies.
To player: "Wah ha ha hah! I'll lay waste to this wasteland and you wastrels with it! In infernal fires dwell, and let time eternal ne'er quell the flames therein."
- Princessa's response: "No! We should never permit such a crime! Let us stand together to oppose this beast, (player's name)!"
To player: "Lo, with a singular promotion, a notion of distinction! Rise not above thy station, mortal!"
- Slime's response: "Yay! You're the best, (player's name)! …Eek! I-I mean, His Monstrousness is the best! But you're goovy, too."
To player: "Never, ever would I permit a witless lesser mortal to chortle at my expense! Thou shalt not defeat me!"
- Princessa's response: "I find myself in the unusual predicament of being in agreement with Dragonlord. I must prepare to use Snooze..."
To player: "Gaaarrrgh! Rile me more, and war shall; I declare! Dare to defend thy post, and a ghost thou shalt become!"
- Princessa's response: "Watch out, (player's name)! Dragonlord's planning something! Something awful!"
To player: "Sly fly! My permission sought, ought thou have, before accruing a pile miles high! Unforgivable!"
- Patty's response: "That's just the name of the game, right, honey? Well two can play at it, so watch out!"
To player: "Thou shalt not leave the Lord of Dragons behind! Find your manners, lickety-split, halfwit! Twit!"
- Patty's response: "Don't let him throw you off course, honey. If there's anymore here that needs a good beating, it's that guy!"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Wah ha ha ha hah! I had written thee off as a yellow-bellied, namby-pamby poltroon! How soon thou provest me wrong, (player's name)!"
Opponents, such as Toad or Jessica, close to victory: "Nay, nay! The Lord of Dragons does not lose 'less he should so choose. No ruse on thy part can outsmart my superior might!"
Once player is near bankrupt: "To mine will thou shouldst surrender, render thyself a servant of my domain. Thou wouldst gain my property split in twain! Wah ha ha ha hah!"
"What despicable trickery is this!? I demand a rematch!"
"Who and wherefore bade good to triumph o'er evil? Behold, shall my might withstand the fight!"
"Should my fate be so, my mates you'll be, as we stumble and tumble to the void together!"
After reaching net worth needing to win: "My work here is done! The fun ends now! How soon I shall reach the bank and vanquish this realm!"
O, for shame, (player's name)! Didst thou trow I'd allow the game won by one other than I?"
Approaching victory: "Wah ha ha ha ha hah! Now I shall take the helm to this mortal realm! It is mine! All mine!"
After player approaches victory: "Victory for another but I!? Try, if you will, but die if you do!"
Going bankrupt: "Noooo! I am blind! I am deaf! I am dumb, numb, plummeting head over heels amid peals of derisive laughter! …Is this the end?"
Going bankrupt: "Haggling, babbling, stragglers bedraggled in fetid, unfettered fumes of wrath! …How DARE you!?"

Goodybag[edit]

"OooOOH! GooDy GOODY! GumDrOps is heRE! SHop tiLL you GUMDrop, 'tIS whAT I SAy!"
"TINg-a-LinG-A-LiiNG! HeLLOOoO! 'TIS I, GumdROps, JusT gUm-DroPING in TO bUY a few tHIngS!"
"DiamONds, rUBies, eMERalds, peARLs... I LOve to THrOooOW my weaLTH abOUT! GOld for ALL tO sharE!"
"JIngly-jANGle! WHo waNTS a GEM!? pUT yoUR HaNds in the Air!"
"AaAaAHHHhH! WheN OH whEn wILL it BE mY turN AGain!? ...Hm!? NOW!? Ooh, GOODy! SpEND, speND, SPenD!"
"GOld aND sILver, shiNY anD SPArkly! Ah-HAaah! 'TIS shopPPPping tIME agAIN!"
"A wasTE Of CAsh, oh HAppy DAY! GoLD down thE DRain, jangLing aLL the waY! Don'T YOu feeL gooD NOw? I DO!"
"I DAnCe and taP, I spiN, I cLap, anD All wHo watCH gET diZzy anD THAT is WhAt maKEs mE A goooOOOdyBAG!"
"A spARkliNG arRay of SHops, a daZZliNG linE-up Of dEAlers... 'TiS a GOoodybaG thinG I CAme toDAY!"
"YiPPeeEEe! 'Tis A NIce, niCE prICE! My BAG anD SouL fEeL LIGht aS goLD LEaf!"
"WHat!? NO goLD!? BOOOooOring!"
"FrivOLous waLLet, peaCEfUL hEArt! ...Hm? Of COURse we MOnsTERs haVe HearTs, yOU DUll stONE!"
"I doN't waNT Shops, I WAnt ToooO SHOP! Shop TiLL I GumDroP anD WaSTE aLl my DoSh!"
"Hm? So CHEap? THaT's No gOOD for ME! I waNT to SPLash OUT!"
"HE he heee! A frivolOUS sPeNd! But I WaNt to SPEnd MORe morE MOoooORE!"

Healslime[edit]

"Gooee everyone, I'm here! I'm Healie, here to plop off some suits!"
"Is this the place? Is this where you all go gooey about suits?"
"Hee hee hee! Goomans like being around me. That's because I'm not a bad slime. Really, I'm not!"
"Oooh... I hope I don't make a blob of this... I hope I can get these suits delivered."
"Boo goo... I just can't squeeze on to a square with anyone else. Come on, everyone! To me!"
"Who wants a Healie suit? Plop up your hand and I'll boing your way."
"Hee hee. I wonder whooze gooing to get a suit next?"
"Don't wait too long to pay me a visit. Plop over in a slimely fashion!"
"When it comes to picking up suits, sticky slime gloop is unslurpassed! Goo needs fingers!?"
"Look, another suit just lying about on the floor! ...Don't bother boinging all the way over here. If I stretch myself, I can get to you."
"You haven't got all the suits yet, look. Regloop some time by taking one from me!"
"Yay! Thanks for plopping down over here! Want a suit?"
"Well? Which suit suits you!? This one? That one?"
"Oh, you're all suited up already. Well, Suit Yourself then!"
"I've got to say goo-bye now... I-I hope I was uoozeful to you?"
"I'll have to make my excoozes now, but if you find yourself without a suit, you know who to call!"
"Oh! Ragnar's calling me! ...I'll plop by again, though, don't worry!"
"Aaaahhh... I'm splattered. I wish I could stay, but I need to goo home to bed."

Jessica[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"This place brings back a lot of memories. I wonder how my three old companions are getting along these days." (Castle Trodain)
"I've seen a lot of castles in my time, but never one as cute as this. I wonder who lives here." (Princess Peach's Castle)
"No matter how far down you go, it's just cave after cave. Whatever is this place?" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"B-But! Whatever is going on? Why do we have to come right back to the start?" (Good Egg Galaxy)
"For something like that to be floating...well, it must mean someone around here has spectacular magic powers." (The Observatory)
"I absolutely adore resorts like this. Let's don our swimsuits and go to the beach!" (Delfino Plaza)
"Hmph! I'm not afraid of ghosts, not one bit. Er, l-let's hurry up and get started, shall we?" (Ghost Ship)
"So this is the hero's great vessel? I must say, I'm very impressed. I had no idea it was so spectacular." (Starship Mario)
"Maybe the hero was a bit like my big brother, Alistair. You know, just maybe." (Alefgard)
"This place is enormous, isn't it? There seems to be some kind of gallery... Maybe it's a bit like the Monster Arena." (Mario Stadium)
"Ooh! This island is populated entirely by monsters! I always thought of monsters as my enemy, but these ones look quite sweet." (Slimenia)
"Goodness me! I've never seen anything go so fast!" (Mario Circuit)
"If we lose our footing and fall in this place, that'll be the end of us. We'll have to go really carefully." (Mount Magmageddon)
"This island is so beautiful. I wonder if we'll be allowed to go on a tour when we're finished." (Yoshi's Island)
"Hmm, is it really possible that something so big can move? How magical!" (The Colossus)
"Frizz! Frizz! Something about that tortoise makes me want to cast a fiery spell!" (Super Mario Bros.)
"A change of vocation... Hmm, I think something like that needs a good deal of consideration. I'll have it for another time." (Alltrades Abbey)
"This castle has a very sinister air. We'll have to tread carefully here." (Bowser's Castle)

General[edit]

To player: "Pleased to meet you, (player's name). I'm Jessica Albert!"
"Ouch! I'm glad of the ride, but isn't it a little on the hot side?"
"Ooh, this is starting to get interesting. I'll soon add to the tension!"
"When it comes down to it, victory is everything. What else is there, after all?"
"I think it's time to show a little more spirit. Woohoo! Here goes everything!"
"Even if the die roll is bad, I'm sure I can turn it into something good."
"I'm bound to have a good roll this time, without a doubt!"
"I always follow my heart and go where it takes me. That's what my brother Alistair told me to do."
"Now we've come all this way, I'm determined to explore every corner of the place."
"My turn at last! I was starting to get a little tired of waiting."
"There's no point spending forever thinking about it. You should just hurry up and get on with it!"
"I think it's time I showed a little more spirit. Woohoo! Here goes everything!"
"I've come here to win, so I won't be letting down my guard for a second."
"When it comes to competitions, I never let down my guard. I always give it my all!"
"Goodness me! Whoever's shop is that? I certainly don't plan on stopping there!"
"Hmph! No one ever seems to stop at my shops. If only I'd bought more in this district."
"Oh, I just want to increase my capital! Is that too much to ask, you irritating die!?"
"Oh! I'm desperate to buy stocks, but I just can't get them anywhere fast!"
"I suppose I'll let it go, seeing as it's you, (player's name). Ordinarily, though, Frizz would-- er, never mind."
"That switch looks intriguing. I wonder what would happen if I trod on it? I can tread on it, surely?"
"One suit down, three to go! Now, where to next?"
"Another suit - now I'm halfway there! I'll have the last two under my belt before you know it."
"Only one suit left to collect now. I'll just need to stay on track and it'll be mine!"
"I can hardly wait to level up. Not long now!"
"Not long now before I reach the next level. I can't wait to pocket my reward and keep on moving."
"I don't have time to hang around. I need to hurry up and reach the bank!"
"Hmph! I've collected all the suits, but the bank is miles away. I can't afford to be lounging around here."
"I'm not going to start boasting just yet. I plan on collecting a lot more shops first."
"This is just the beginning. I'm going to make my shops huge!"
"That's my first shop in this district open for business! It's so exciting to think of how big I'm going to make it."
"My first shop in this district. Without shops, you can't get anywhere."
"That's my second shop in this district! I'm going to keep on snapping them up."
"I'm really building up my collection of shops now. I can't wait for my next acquisition."
"Ah yes, it's all going to plan I'm going to keep on adding to my shops, just like this."
"This is going swimmingly. It won't be long before this district belongs to me!"
"I told you, remember? I intend to win this. Of course, I'm buying up a lot of shops."
"Well! You've always come to ruin my fun in the circus tent, don't you (player's name)?!"
"Ha ha! Now this district is all mine! Bring your gold coins my way, everyone!"
"It's a pity, but I can't afford to be reckless. I'll just have to make some money and come back another time."
"Most of the shops are gone now. I must be quick to buy what's left!"
"Almost every shop has been snapped up already. I'll get another, though, you'll see!"
"Hmph! I had my designs on that last shop. That was supposed to be mine!"
"It's a nice feeling now all the shops have been allocated. This is where the real battle begins!"
"This is my shop, do you hear? I won't let anyone snatch it from me!"
"Hmm...a price increase. I'll have to bear that in mind."
"That's lucky. The same goods as usual available at half price!"
"I'd say the normal price is excessive. Around 100G is much more like it."
"That was incredible, (player's name)! It's nice to help others every now and then, isn't it?"
"This is just the beginning. I'm going to make my shops huge!"
"Excellent! I just made a fortune! Those stocks can really mean make or break."
"What do you think? See the size of it? How tasteful it is? My shop's the best ever!"
"I'm not interested in increasing capital at the moment. I want to keep pushing on."
"Looks like there's business to be done before I can increase my capital any more."
"It's a bit of a drop in the ocean, but still. Thanks anyway."
"Hmph. I really didn't want it to end like this, having to sell a shop due to lack funds."
"I suppose I should've known never to put too much faith in others."
"What a thrilling game! It's so exciting, to be winning like this by the skin of my teeth!"
"I'm not jealous or anything, I swear! I can do that kind of thing too, you know."
"If you're not careful, you'll have this shop snatched out from under you. You'd better hurry up and increase your capital."
"It won't be any fun if you end up being left behind. Here, take this and do what you can with it."
"Is that all it is? I feel rather deflated."
"Well, why not? It's only a pittance."
"Well, that's decided it. I won't be venturing too close to your shops from now on, (player's name).
"Expanding your shops is one thing, but surely there should be limits. This is just excessive!"
"Th-That's just outrageous! I'll be recouping this ten-fold as soon as I have the chance."
"Hmph! 100G... It's not a nice feeling being ripped off like this!"
"It doesn't do to rely on others too much, but I can be counted on to do whatever's in my power."
"Thanks ever so much for the invitation. I'd be delighted to stop here."
"You really helped me out there, (player's name). You're clearly a good person to know!"
When in First Place: "The thought of being overtaken any second is really getting me hot under the collar I won't be beaten, though!"
"I'm full of gratitude to you, (player's name)."
When in last place: "Well! This isn't how it was supposed to go, me being left behind like this!"
When in last place: “I'm not going to let this game end with me in last place, you mark my words!”
When in last place: "Now's not the time for idle chatter. I need to claw myself from the jaws of defeat!"
When landing on an expensive shop: "I'd expect nothing less of a shop of yours, (player's name) Impressive!"
When landing on an expensive shop: "Well! Isn't that rather steep?"
"Wh-What's happening to me? I can't walk straight."
After landing on the bank: "Exactly on the mark! Not that you get anything for it, but it still feels like a good thing."
After player lands on the bank: "I like stopping at the bank because you can choose to change the direction you're going in. Where are you going next?"
After landing on a Boon square: "I'm going to make the most of this but of good luck, so you'd all better make sure you do well."
After landing on a Boon square: "Now there's a stroke of luck! Go on, everyone, make your fortunes!"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Oh well. Looks like I'll have to call this a day off."
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "How careless of me! What if I end up with customers when I'm closed?"
"I know it's probably my own fault for taking a day off, but this still hardly seems fair."
"Oh, looks like this place is closed. What a waste of time it was coming here."
"Hmph! I had a customer and everything! I knew it was a bad idea to take a day off."
"Aah, it was good to have a day off for once. Now I'm raring to go!"
After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Right! Time to sneak past (player's name)'s shops while I have the chance!"
After getting Goodybag: "Now there's something you don't see everyday. Still, if it's coming, then I want it coming to my place!"
After getting Lakitu: "This is very bizarre. I don't mind days off every now and then, but make sure you don't get in my way, do you hear?"
After getting Healie: "Hmm... so this healslime is going to give me a suit, is it? I'd better go and see it then."
After building a Tax Office: "I'm putting up a tax office here. I don't want any bribes or nastiness from any of you, you hear?"
After player builds a tax office: "Yes, I think I'd have done exactly the same if I were in your shoes, (player's name). A tax office there makes a lot of sense."
After building a Circus Tent: "Step right up, step right up! My circus looks kind of fun, don't you think?"
After player builds a balloonport: "I imagine it could be quite a nuisance if you start flying about the place, (player's name)."
After building a home: "I'm going to turn this into a place where we'll all feel at home. If anyone starts to bicker, they'll be asked to leave."
After landing on her home: "So here we all are! Please do make yourselves at home, won't you?"
After warping: "But I was all the way over there a second ago! However did that happen?"
After warping: "Excellent! This is just where I wanted to be."
After player warps: "Did you just take a detour, (player's name)? Or was it a short cut?"
After player lands on a Boon square: "That was lucky, (player's name)! It's important to make the most of it."
After player lands on a Boon square: "You're doing well, (player's name). Some might say that people make their own luck."
After getting a good Venture Card: "That was lucky! This is the kind of card you want!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "I can't seem to get excited over stocks alone. I know that they can be a great asset, of course."
After getting a good Venture Card: "Well, that was an unexpected bonus! I'll have to make sure I put it to good use."
After getting a good Venture Card: "How's that for a lucky draw? This is just the card I wanted."
After player gets a good Venture Card: "You seem to know just how to play things, (player's name), be it stocks or anything else."
After player gets a good Venture Card: "How annoying! I was hoping to turn over that card."
After getting a bad Venture Card: "That's OK, it's just small change. There's no point in letting little setbacks distress you."
After getting a bad Venture Card: "Hmph! Whoever allowed this unlucky card into the deck?"
After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "So this card equates to a suit of my choice? I suppose that's worth having."
After getting money from other players: "This isn't going to get me very far, isn't it? Still, I suppose every little bit helps."
After getting money from other players: "Now, just pay up without making any fuss, OK? …Oh dear, I'm afraid I sound a bit like a thief."
To player: "Congratulations, (player's name)! I look forward to seeing how you invest it."
To player: "I don't suppose you could hurry up and pass the die, could you? I'm anxious to make a move."
To player: "Oh, do hurry up! …Erm, I mean, in your own time, of course."
To player: "I think that was very wise. It was only a matter of time before you had people muscling in otherwise."
To player: "Hey! I was thinking of going there! I suppose this is what it means to have luck on your side."
To player: "I'm on fire now! It won't be long before I steal first place, just you watch me!"
To player: "I'm now far away from first place now. It won't be long before I make it, you'll see."
To player: "It looks like we're going to have some fun together, (player's name). You certainly seem to know what you're doing!"
To player: "Are you counting on me here? It's not that I mind or anything, but it does get a little complicated."
To player: "Very nice, (player's name)! I like to play stocks by myself."
To player: "I can see this is going to be an interesting game, (player's name). Let's have some fun, shall we?"
To player: "How very irritating of you, (player's name)! Didn't I ask you to leave that place for me?"
To first place: "Well! Still taking money, I see, despite being in first place!"
To player while in first place: "Sorry, but I can't possibly stand by and let you muscle in on first place, (player's name)."
After buying out a shop: "Sorry, but I've decided I want this shop for myself. You'll just have to relinquish control."
After buying someone out: "Even if everyone is willing to let this happen, I won't just stand by and let one person take over!"
After buying someone out: "I won't let it end like this. Stand by and watch my Pink Typhoon whirl!"
After getting bought out: "Outrageous! I suppose you're pleased with yourself, (player's name). I won't forget this!"
After getting bought out: "Hmph! I half expected that something like this might happen, but I didn't think you'd be antagonist, (player's name)."
"Excuse me! I put a lot of time and effort into that tax office. You can't just come and swipe it by flashing your cash about!"
"That's just too much! I never thought you would get your hands on my checkpoint, (player's name)."
"You wanted shops that badly, (player's name)? Didn't your mother tell you it's wrong to steal?"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "You certainly kept us waiting, (player's name). Come on, let's hurry up and pick up where we left off."
To male player: "Chin up, (Player's name). It's not over yet!"
To male player: "I'm thrilled to have the opportunity to go up against you, (player's name). It's so exciting to finally find a decent opponent."
- Angelo's response: "Well, well! A man who gets Jessica hot under the collar... This will be interesting."
To male player: "Even though things are going well for you, you don't seem to be at all arrogant, (player's name). It makes me like you all the more. I wish you every success."
- Angelo's response: "...Is that a roundabout way of saying that you don't like me, Jessica?"
To player: "Good luck, (player's name). You mustn't dawdle otherwise you'll be left behind."
- Toad's response: "That's good advice, Jessica. Come on, (player's name). Let's get moving!"
"Now that's what you call playing the stock market! Just look at it!"
- Toad's response: "Oh! Maybe one day I'll have the courage to try that..."
"He he. Looks like it's time for me to pull out all the stops to district you now, (player's name)!"
- Toad's response: "Oh no! Now I have to stop both (player's name) and Jessica..."
To Yangus: "Hmph! That's not fair! Why should (player's name) be able to make that much money?"
- Yangus' response: "Blimey! Take it easy! You look like a snarlin' dog, Jessica!"
To Yangus: "I won't let anyone else win without a fight. I'll put a stop to this, you'll see!"
- Yangus' response: "Blimey, (player's name), leg it! She's got it in for ya now!"
To player: "You must put your finger out, (player's name)! You're not going to let yourself be beaten by a mere child, are you?"
- Yangus' response: "Oi! 'Ow come Im the one gettin' it in the ear when 'e's the one losin'?"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (player's name). Let's pick up where we left off!"
Opponents like Bowser Jr. close to victory: "We've got to do something! Anything! …Oh, I can't think!"
Near bankrupt: "It's not over yet. I can still do this! I can't possibly allow myself to declare bankruptcy."
Near bankrupt: "I can't believe it's going to end like this and there's nothing I can do. This just terrible!"
Near bankrupt: "I can't believe I'm in such a perilous state! How could I have let this happen?"
After reaching net worth needed to win: "That's it! Perfect! Now I just need to hurry back to the bank and secure my victory."
Approaching victory: "Victory will be mine! Time for me to hurry on back to the bank."
After player approaches victory: "Hmph! I've been too careless. Now (player's name) is about to steal victory."
After player approaches victory: "Pull yourselves together, everyone! If we're not careful, (player's name) is going to steal victory!"
"Good grief! How did you suddenly come so far, (player's name)?"
"Phew! That takes the pressure off a little. Now I just have to seize my chance to pass up."
"Oh, (player's name)… I don't want the thought of that goodbye."
"Hm? Hmmm? Pah! I was sure I couldn't lose there."
"We came to know each other, (player's name). I don't want this to end so soon."
Going Bankrupt: "No! This can't be the end. I can't bear it!"
Going Bankrupt: "Forgive me Alistair. I tried to follow my heart, but it led me astray."
Yangus is about to win: "Somehow, the thought of that little guy winning just doesn't sit well with me...."

Kiryl[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"What in world is this place? Is it akin to the familiar Zenithia?" (The Observatory)
"Observing this plentiful people brings into my mind the Tsarevna's tournament of Endor." (Mario Stadium)
"Now I feel great sentimentality for the time I adventured alongside my comrades." (The Colossus)
"It gives impression of monster castle. I am with hope that our journey is without event." (Bowser's Castle)
"This castle is beauty. I believe it is almost equal of our Zamoksva Castle." (Castle Trodain)
"This is very peculiar creation. I am impressed that such a shaped object is able to fly in sky." (Starship Mario)
"An island for the habitation of slime! The Goddess gives with much generosity." (Slimenia)
"A castle inhabited with beautiful princess surrounding by gentle Toad and other friends... I feel green burst of envy." (Peach's Castle)
"There exists no ghost here, is it not so? I, erm, I am without fear." (Ghost Ship)
"It gives me great surprise to observe an island filled with dragons. The world is containing much mystery." (Yoshi's Island)
"Change of profession... Hmm, then perhaps I must become a Tsar who is worthy of Tsarevna! Yoy, I, er, I said nothing." (Alltrades Abbey)
"These people... they are different from Zenithians? I was not knowing their existence." (Delfino Plaza)
"The restful place from legendary hero Erdrick. I am with wish that there was opportunity to meet him." (Alefgard)
"This place has mysterious air. I am feeling great history here." (Super Mario Bros.)
"Such a location as this would have Tsarevna in great excitement." (Mount Magmageddon)
"Comrades, I implore! Though this is a track of racing, we must avoid to become excessively heated." (Mario Circuit)
"The ruins from legendary thief Robbin Hood...I am with wonderment at what treasures sleep within." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"I sense this dungeon has many tricks. Perhaps it is wise to leave some mark to prevent becoming lost person." (Good Egg Galaxy)

General[edit]

To player: "I am priest of Zamoksva, with personal name Kiryl. It is pleasing to make your acquaintance."
"I am with hope for spotted number I desire."
"I sense a person close behind my back. Come near to me and I begin to chant, I caution!"
"I believe Tsarevna give me great praise when I keep top position. Haah..."
"It is not yet. The image of Tsarevna is held close on my chest."
"How can I give Tsarevna the sweet life she does desire when I so poorly progress?"
"Mmm...mmm... Whack...mmm..."
"To cast Dazzle on spotted cube brings small number! But this is without sense."
"Oh, almighty Goddess..."
"Mmm... How should one priest behave in this circumstance?"
"Sunburning protection, fever reducement... Excellent! I am prepared fully."
"The one who acts with good conscience does always receive his reward."
"A prayerful heart is greatly important, but prayer alone cannot give victory. One must also give great effort from oneself."
"We must all be with gratitude of this great opportunity for participation."
"I implore to you spotted cube! Guide me on this quest!"
"The Goddess speaks. First we must to love the unpredictable spotted cube. …Mm?"
"The eyes from everybody are brightly shining. This is magic from spotted cube?"
"The timing for Whack... mmm... Yoy! The turn is again mine."
"Luck looks my way. I hope it does not lose interest on me."
"When I grasp the victory, perhaps I can communicate my feelings to-Nyet! I am not such fluttery one!"
"Soon I wish to direct my passions for increasing of capital."
"I desire to increase capital and lead sweet life of my dreams."
"Mmm... this switch, it gives me great suspicion. This is troubling for me."
"I observe ahead of me a terrible ordeal."
"I diligently work to save such money, so such little number is drop in sea for me."
"I possess one suit only. The journey ahead is lengthy, but every seed knows its time."
"So I reach the halfway. When a thing you desire comes closer, do you not agree it becomes more heartrending also?"
"I require now just a solitary suit. My feet are one step proximitied to my dreams of sweet life."
"After a storm comes fair weather. The efforts we make to reach next level make our achievement taste more sweeter."
"How to use salary? There is time when I think of nice holiday - Ah, but I am not for such things."
"All suits now are in my hand. Soon I am in next level."
"Soon I must consider the way for employing my salary. Perhaps I purchase gift for the special somebody..."
"How should I call this shop? You have good inspiration for name?"
"Many little steps become great journey. This is fundamental principle of preistly life."
"This is the first step trodden on journey to more greater achievement."
"I pray that this shop receives blessing from Goddess."
"I wish to paint this area with illuminating hue of Kiryl! Then I show it to Tsarev- Nyet, nyet!"
"Oy! I believe Tsarevna gives great compliment when she sees such formidable shop."
"I have discovered one shop I have great desire for, such as my desire for the special lady of my heart."
"With bravery, I must travel forwards. I believe I will then come naturally to the first position."
"I am in lowest extremity. But love that blossoms in adversity is sweetest love of all!"
"This business of warp always make great shock. Even Tsarevna is took by surprise."
"The remaining shops for purchase are minimal. The true contest is now beginning."
"Still not all shops are allocated, and I wish to procure more for myself. I must implore with the Goddess."
"Now entire shops are purchased. I am confident that Goddess does give guidance on our continued journey."
"Yoy! The shops for purchase are entirely disappeared! Ay-yay-yay... What must I do now?"
"I have progress that is little bit lacking. I fear the Goddess frowns upon me."
"Ah, dear Goddess, I beg you forgive me for such method to accumulate funds."
"I did forget procurement of stocks. I must quickly rectify."
"Yoy! It is very grand building. I certainly do not climb one so high!"
"You build such big building in blink of the eyes! You are the black horse, (player's name)!"
To himself: "The goddess speaks. Victory cannot be attained in such manner. Please, give to me money!"
"It is important to assist a comrade with troubles."
"I thank you for free invitation. In return, I issue same invitation for you!"
"Spasibo, my friends. I vow to you that I do not frivolously use this donation."
"To have ownership of so many property, it makes my face break into smile. It cannot be helped."
"I have unexpected abundance of shops! I am full of grate- …Nyet, I am how do you say? - grateful!"
"Yoy! This shop is very little money."
"I feel I am profiting little too much from such small price."
"Yoy! I made my pause at shop of victor! I must more carefully consider strategy. Forgive me, comrades."
"I feel some envy for you, (player's name). Perhaps my lacking luck is due to lacking prayers."
"I am overwhelmed by such large recipt! You have full gratitude from pirest Kiyrl."
"You do well, (Player's name). Means Goddess is with you. Prayerful heart is always rewarded."
"The Goddess speaks to me that the next dot on spotted cube is solitary one."
"You can truly afford such payment, (player's name)?"
"We must all be gratitude of this great opportunity for participation."
"The Goddess does guide you in your actions, (player's name)!"
"It is fortuitous that I have ownership of such stock. I am grateful to you, (player's name), and of course to Goddess."
After landing on bank: "Do you also feel small happiness when you directly pause at a bank? I certainly feel it!"
After player lands on bank: "To where does one journey next? This is always an exciting though to ponder."
After landing on a Boon square: "I pray that luck visits each and every one of you also."
After landing on a Boon square: "Oh, I am so ecstatically joyful that tears drop from my eyes!"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "You all have much luck, it does seem. Well, I must not waste oppurtunity for timely rest."
"Now I am refreshing! It is beneficial for body and mind to rest when the time dictates."
After Player lands on a Take-a-break square: "It is important for occasional recreation time. I wish that you peacefully rest."
"I am regretful that today is resting day. I must visit once more in future time."
After warping: "Oy-yoy...that gave me some fright!"
After warping: "The one who acts with good conscience does always receive his reward."
After buying someone out: "Goddess told me that I must to possess in this area."
After buying someone out: "It is my duty as priest no to look over that area of danger."
To player buying his shop: "You purchase precious shop from me. Fu!"
To player buying shop: "This shop receives blessing of Goddess I trust you take it with great care."
After landing on an expensive shop: "Yoy-oy-yoy..."
After landing on an expensive shop: "Mm...from henceforth I must more carefully consider the shop wherein I make my pause."
After getting Goodybag: "Yoy! This is greatly surprising jewel! I hope it does visit to my premises."
After getting Healie: "These suits you give, Healie…you did cast Heal on them, no!?"
Swapping shops: "I am pondering with possibility for exchange of shops? Of course I am not offended when your answer is negative."
Rejecting a trade deal: "This shop is filled with my loving sentiment!"
After landing his home: "I am liking to speak with you all for whole night long. To sleep is forbidden!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "I wonder, was it wise for man such as me to draw card such as this?"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Luck looks my way. I hope it does not interest on me."
After getting a good Venture Card: "To suddenly receive unanticipated salary...it is something for which I did pray for very long times"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "I diligently work to save much money, so such little number is drop in sea for me."
After player gets a good Venture Card: "Exalted Goddess! I implore for you to rain divine retribution down on dishonest heart of (Player's name)!"
After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Carelessness like this makes victory a long road for you, (player's name)!"
After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "I am full with gratitude that I receive such card!"
To player: "I am impressioned, (player's name). Clearly you think of great thoughts. I must be wary of such opponent."
To player: "My hat has surprising weight. You wish to attempt to wear her?"
To player: "I congratulate to you, (player's name). Perhaps we should expend this salary and travel together to Laissez Fayre!"
"I pray for benediction on you, dear (player's name)!"
"It is fortuitous that I have ownership of such stock. I am grateful to you, (player's name), and of course to Goddess."
"So you are such variety of person, (player's name). Mmm..."
"To dominate area, that is sizeable feat. Perhaps you have one shop for spare for your comrade Kiryl, no?"
"This is interesting battle, is it not, (player's name)? But I must warn you that I have possessions I wish to protect."
(If the player's character is female): "Perhaps Tsarevna could learn from this character and be a little more...ladylike."
- Alena's response: "I hear what you say, Kiryl!"
To player: "I congratulate to you, (player's name), and I eagerly await to see further devotion."
- Alena's response: "You must quickly increase levels so you can become good sparring partner for Tsarevna, (player's name)!
To player: "I congratulate to you, (player's name). It is important to proceed little by little, steps by steps."
- Angelo's response: "Yes, congratulations indeed. Now how about you and Kiryl come to one of my shops to celebrate?"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Goddess, please to grant your blessing on (player's name), who is returned to us. Well comed back, (player's name)!"
Even defeat gives good lesson and helps person to grow. … But I do not throw away my towel so soon."
Approaching victory: "Ah yes, this is refreshing feeling. Now I must hurry for the bank."
After player approaches victory: "Time is here for special tactic... Nyet, nyet, I did not say nothing! Mm...but...mm..."
"Yoy... The victory is snatched from reach. Does the Goddess turn her eyes from me?"
Near bankrupt: "The Goddess is alongside me. Believers are never forsaken. I do not be defeated!"
Near bankrupt: "Hah... I observe ahead of me one beautiful field of flower. Could it be...the Goddess?"
Near bankrupt: "Hah...I observe the sign of financial failure. Perhaps I see the dream?"
Going bankrupt: "It seems I must to more reverently pursue my faith. Haa..."
Going bankrupt: "The Goddess did turn her face from me..."

Patty[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"I don't know... I think the job I've got right now is just swell. So maybe I'll just take a look around today, if that's OK." (Alltrades Abbey)
"Wow, what a lot of customers! I could make a pretty pile here just wandering around selling drinks." (Mario Stadium)
"Ha ha! If any of you thought I'd be scared by a few ghosts like this, then you've got me all wrong!" (Ghost Ship)
"Oh my! What a lot of dragons. Why don't you all come visit my Party Planning Place sometime?" (Yoshi's Island)
"Oh, what a beautiful castle! We could lay out some tables in the courtyard and have a buffet-style party." (Castle Trodain)
"This is some kind of vacation resort, huh? Well, a gal needs to cast off the apron and let her hair down once in a while, I always say." (Delfino Plaza)
"Oh, yeah! The home of the legendary hero! That sounds like the sort of person who should be on my list of clients. Can someone invite him over?" (Alefgard)
"Oh, look at that little old castle! Isn't it adorable? Say, I wonder if the owner would let me set up a party planning branch in the town?" (Peach's Castle)
(to herself): "Robbin' Hood...Why do I feel like I know that name from somewhere...?" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"Oh my, we sure end up flying to some funny old places, don't we? I wonder where we are? Up in the far north? Or maybe it's south, is it?" (Starship Mario)
"I never imagined a place like this in my wildest dreams. Looks like I've got a few more places to explore before I hang up my adventuring boots once and for all." (The Observatory)
"Gee, is this a racetrack? It looks awfully exciting. Say, maybe I should think about running some horse and car races myself." (Mario Circuit)
"A whole island full of slimes! I'd heard about a place like this, but I never imagined it really existed! (Slimenia)
"Oh, I get it. This place is full of monsters, huh? Hey wouldn't it be swell if they all signed up on my party planning list?" (Super Mario Bros.)
"Phew! It sure is hot here, huh? If I'd know it was gonna be this sweltering, I'd have packed a case full of drinks to sell on my way around!" (Mount Magmageddon)
"This looks like a pretty tough kind of place. It makes me wanna pick up a sword and go adventuring just like in the good old days." (Bowser's Castle)
"Is that a giant!? ...Oh, no, it's just some kind of elevator, huh? Shame, I would a loved to put a giant on the party planning list, ya know!" (The Colossus)
"Coming to such a funny-looking place like this really gets my adventuring spirit going again. I'm ready to do some metal slime experience grinding right now!" (Good Egg Galaxy)

General[edit]

To player: "Hey, honey. I'm Patty. I guess you could say I'm a club-oriented event organizer. I'm sure looking forward to this game with you, (player's name)!"
"Ha ha ha. This takes me right back to my adventuring days! I love it!"
"Now listen, everyone. I don't want any of you to cut me any slack, OK? Because I'm not about to cut you any, ya know?"
"It doesn't matter what the die throws up for me, I can turn any situation to my advantage. You'll see!"
"There's nothing more exciting than waiting for your turn to come around again, huh?"
"OK! You guys all ready to see a pro throw the die?"
"Ooh, I feel like something big's about to happen! ...It's all about thinking positive, you know."
"Come on, die! Gimme a good'un, huh, pal?"
"Going around looking at everyone's different shops really gets me thinking..."
"If I could just land there it'd make my overall strategy a whole lot easier to pull off..."
"I don't know... I guess I'll just throw the die and think about my options after that."
"OK! This is for everyone back at the Quester's Rest!"
"This just doesn't get old, does it? OK! Where to next?"
"Oh, gee. I'm sorry for holding you all up. It's my turn, isn't it?"
"Come on, gal! I wanna make these shops of mine bigger."
"I sure don't seem to have any trouble landing on other people's shops. How come I can't land on my own, huh?"
"This is a pretty close contest, huh? But I'm not giving up my top spot for anything!"
"I love a close contest! Come on, guys, show me what you've got!"
"Three more to go, huh? I wonder what the best route is..."
"OK, just two more to get gal, This kind of slow-and-steady collecting is right up my alley."
"Just one more suit left... But I should go get it like it was the very first suit I ever saw."
"Swell! I'm this far away from getting a promotion! I wonder what I should use my salary on..."
"Gee. Looks like I'm heading for a promotion, huh? I sure wish we got some business training thrown in."
"I'm just a hop, skip, and a jump from the bank. Come on, gal, you can do it!"
"Really? I can have this!? But I never win things. Oh gee, I can't believe my luck!"
"Ha ha. You've gotta look after your shops, right? They're like kids; you need to help them grow."
"No, I think I'm gonna give investing a miss for now. I've just got a bad feeling about it."
"Looks like there aren't a whole lot of shops left for sale. I better hurry and try to snap them up."
"I really wanna get my hands on the remainder of these shops. Come on, die, make it happen for me!"
"Ha ha ha! Now things are gonna get interesting, huh? All the shops have been taken, and the real action's about to kick off!"
"Looks like I'll have to roll the die with a bit more care from now on. Aaahhh, I'm not used to feeling this nervous!"
"Oh, wow! That's ducky! I could get really hooked on all this stocks stuff!"
"That's the first stage of my plan to get the edge in this district. I hope I can get hold of the rest of the shops."
"I've had my eye on this shop for a while."
"Now I've gotten hold of this shop, I can focus my efforts on getting that one."
"Things are looking good, I've gotta say!"
"So that's two shops in this district, huh? But total domination isn't gonna come quite so easily, I guess."
"Hey, that's my district! Aw, come on, (player's name), that's low. Don't expect any goodwill from me now, OK?"
"I'm sorry honey. But if you manage to dominate this district, it sure is gonna make things tough for the rest of us."
"That district of yours is really lookin' great now, (player's name). Wow!"
"Ha ha ha ha! I did it! Total domination! Time for a party!"
"Haaah... Now there's an even bigger gap between me and the top spot..."
"Oh, my! I-I...Eriiinn! Heeelp!"
"Wh-What's the matter with this shop!? Oh, my poor purse! Aaaah..."
"If I land on many more expensive shops like this one, I'll be in the red before you know it!"
"I hope you don't mind, honey, but I'm gonna help myself to this shop. The price kinda hurts, but it'll be worth to the end." (after buying someone out)
"Hi, honey. I thought I should call in and give you a bit of a boost. I hope this gold gets you on your feet again."
"I guess the owner's trying to pull in more customers with cheap prices. Nice idea."
"Sure. I don't mind paying when the prices are that low!"
"Oh, gee, what a thing! To be caught without enough cash when an opportunity like this arises..."
"I can't let you do what I think you're gonna do. Total domination's too big a deal." (after buying someone out)
"That's it! I've had enough of seeing everyone else win! I'm having this shop, even if I have to five times its value!" (after buying someone out)
"Oh, wow! I sure wasn't wrong to pick these stocks, huh?"
"Oh, you're buying into the same district as me? OK, honey, here's hoping we both do well!"
"I guess the owner's trying to pull in more customers with cheap prices. nice idea."
"Sometimes you've gotta buy stock just to keep someone else from getting the advantage, ya know?"
After gaining money from other players from a Venture Card: "Oh, gee, I'm sorry everyone. But thanks!"
After losing money from a Venture Card: "Hey, how come my gold's running away like this?"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Oh my! Really!? That's a whole lot of stocks right there. Thanks! I'll make sure I get 'em working hard for me!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Gee, is that OK? I mean, for me to get such a great card as this?"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Oh my! My salary! That sure is swell."
After getting a bad Venture Card: " Hey, what gives!? What did my shops ever do to anyone to deserve this, huh?"
After landing on the bank: "So, which way shall I scoot off then? I do like to keep my options open."
After player lands on the bank: "That's a lucky break, huh? Choices are the basis for tactics, right?"
After landing on a Boon square: "Really? So I'm gonna get a commission even though I'm not doing anything myself? Is...is that OK? It kinda feels wrong somehow."
After landing on a Boon square: "I'm not the kind of gal who just stands around waiting for things to happen, but I suppose just this once... It'll be good for me, too."
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Oh, I've got a day off? I'll get a well-earned rest then, I think."
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Oh, but I'm sure gonna miss some shoppers if I close up... Well, I don't suppose grumbling about it will help now."
"Oh, sorry, honey. Were you taking a rest?"
"Oh, that's too bad. If you'd just come a little bit later, I'd have been able to serve you, (player's name)."
"OK, everything's ducky now! I'm rested up and ready to roll!"
"Oh, gee, I missed out there! Say, can't you drop in when it's not my day off next time?"
After warping: "Whoa, what happened to me there? Was that some kind of teleportation? My head's spinning."
After warping: "Wow! I really did warp though space just then! Gee, the whizzos sure know how to surprise us these days, huh?"
After player warps: "No matter how often I see it, I just can't get used to seeing people disappear and then pop up someplace else!"
After player warps: "Uh-huh, I see. That's your move, huh? Interesting... You always give me food for thought, honey."
After getting Goodybag: "Hey there, Mr. Goodybag! Don't forget to call in on old Patty's shops now, will you?"
After getting Healie: "I sure hope you're gonna give me some suits, Mr. Healslime!"
After getting Lakitu: "I don't need a day off! But I sure wouldn't mind if you closed a few of my friends' shops, honey."
After building a checkpoint: "I'm gonna need some more capital for my plans, so a checkpoint's just the thing."
To male player: "Attaboy, (player's name)! If you want, you can come by my store and make your purse a bit lighter!"
To male player: "I see you're a very cautious guy, (player's name). I guess I could learn a thing or two from you, huh?"
To player: "So, how are you feeling, honey? ...Oh, I'm good, thanks. Well, as good as can be expected. Hee hee."
To player: "I get the impression your shops could turn out to be pretty tough cookies in the end, (player's name). I'm gonna keep my eye on you!"
To player: "Hey, honey, I think you've overpaid here. This is more than the regular price, ya know?"
To player: "You sure are lucky, huh, (player's name). I wouldn't say no to a bit of that fortune."
To player: "Hee hee hee! Thanks, sweetie."
To player while in first place: "Just look at you go, honey! It won't be long before you're in the lead! I wish I still had your kind of flair."
After Player resumes a quick-saved game: "Hey there, (player's name)! It's great to see you back again. OK, ready to get on with the fun again?"
To player: "So you're an explorer, (player's name)? Go easy on us regular folk, huh?"
- Stella's response: "No one needs to go easy on you, Patty. I know you've got some tricks in your sleeve!"
To player: "Hey, look at that! That was a nice bit of insider trading there. Maybe I should give that a go myself..."
- Stella's response: "Is that even legal?"
"Hey, wait up, (player's name)! Won't you come by my store to celebrate your victory in advance?"
Opponents close to victory: "I'll get on to organizing a celebration party night right away! It'll only cost (target amount of money). A special deal just for you honey!"
Approaching victory: "Gee, I'm sorry, but I think I'm just gonna win this now, OK?"
"Oh, horsefeathers! Now I've got to earn more gold again."
Near bankrupt: "Phew! It's times like these that just rolling the die makes you tremble..."
Near bankrupt: "You're a real fix here, Patty! Guess I'll just have to try to hold it out until my next salary..."
Near bankrupt: "I thought I was pretty careful with money, but it's so easy to get caught out, huh?"
Going bankrupt: "Oh, gee... I'm bankrupt?... I'm gonna have to go say sorry to Erinn and the others at the Inn. I've really let them down..."
Going bankrupt: "No... Tell me I'm dreaming, right? It's just a bad dream..."

Platypunk[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"I ain't so g-good wid spooks! ... Ah! Who's tuggin' on my tail!?" (The Ghost Ship)
"I like what I'm seein' here. This place has got potential. But the boys are gonna have to do summat wid those walls." (Mario Stadium)
"One day I'm gonna take over the role of our respected Plobfather and live it up in a casa like this one." (Castle Trodain)
"This flyin' place o' meat is summat else! If we can get this ting back wid us, boys, Don Clawleone's gonna be makin' us breakfast!" (Starship Mario)
"Heh heh! All the slimes from this island have been cleaned out by me an' the boys! The Plob means business!" (Slimenia)
"What is this, the races? Heh heh! You ain't seen nuttin' till you've watched the boys shift after a bank job, my friend!" (Mario Circuit)
"I-I got a bad case o' the voitigo here, boys. Let's get this job done and get back to terra foima, huh?" (The Observatory)
"This place looks kind of entertainin'! I'm ready for action, you schmoos!" (Super Mario Bros.)
"Holy Clawleone, that is one hooge statue! Ain't no way the boys are gonna knock over that woik of art." (The Colossus)
"Aaah... One day I'm gonna be sittin' pret, in a casa of my own wid more tails than you can count!" (Peach's Castle)
"This place is hotter than a case fulla ice. I ain't never been so mad to have all this fur!" (Mount Magmageddon)
"What is this place, some kind of vacation joint? Well I ain't fraternizin' wid no one outside of the Family." (Yoshi's Island)
"We got guys woikin' in this heck of the woods. Anywhere there's summat goin' down, you can bet the Family's involved." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"This is the kinda place every made man in the Family dreams of retirin' to". (Delfino Plaza)
"This place has got some legendary hero, huh? I'm acquainted wid a hero myself as it happens. ... Some mortal schmoo who's always gettin' in our way!" (Alefgard)
"I ain't likin' the look of this place. The Plob don't like feeling the heat!" (Bowser's Castle)
"Heh heh! I could make myself the Don! Have the whole of the Plob at my disposal! ...I, er... Them words never raised my lips, OK? Mum's the woid!" (Alltrades Abbey)
"This place is pretty sweet. I say we make it Family territory, huh boys!?" (Good Egg Galaxy)

General[edit]

To player: "OK, my friend, before we start I just wanna get one thing straight: This is business, OK? The Plob don't like gettin' poissonal."
"What, ain't there no refreshments around here? I need my spaghetti or things are gonna get ugly."
"When I bring this game home for the Family, the big guy's gonna be all smiles!"
"Aaah, there ain't no feelin' like throwin' the die!"
"Yowser, that's hotter than a stash o' marbles! ...Ya better pray ya didn't boin me tail, ya piece o' garbage!"
"OK, you schmoos! Here I come!"
"Hey, quit it wid all the jaw, OK? How's a guy supposed to concentrate on preenin' his tail wid all that noise in his ear, huh?"
"No one does a number on me, my friends. Foist place is where I belong."
"You schmoos need to learn some respect! It should be my toin all the time!"
"I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do wid the mazuma once I win this lay..."
"The Family needs this joint. You'll be compensated, so don't make this hard for yourself, you follow?"
"Don't let us down, die! You woik for the Family now!"
"I ain't too sure what the play is here..."
"I ain't got time for no fancy ideas. Ya gotta have plenty of swift in this business, my friend."
"I'm bright-eyed and bushy-tailed today, boys! It's gonna be a good day for the Family!"
"OK, we're gonna...in the basement, then...wid all the loot...outta there...the hammer an' saw... Hm? Hey, this is private business!"
"This is the poifect time! I gotta be pumpin' dough into my stores right now!"
"OK, you saps, get outta my way! I gotta get to one of my stores so's I can start woik on expandin' the business."
"I know how to take care of the suits. You mark my woids, I'm gonna hit 'em all!"
"Takin' down a suit gets me hungry. Makes me wanna take on a stack of wheats, ya know."
"I got the last suit in my sights already. Ain't nuttin' that gets past this tail, my friends!"
"This roll's gonna get me to the bank, my friend! And then I'm takin' my career to a whole new level."
"That's the crop! Come on, boys, I need a fast track to the bank!"
"You're lookin' at a gink wid the suits, my friends! Time to hightail it to the bank..."
"D'you think the Plobfather's gonna gimme another tail when I make it to the next level, huh?"
"Hm, there ain't a fat lot of stores left to polchase. I'll have to take what I can on the quiet."
"Right, boys! We gotta hightail it to them last remainin' stores before the legits take a hold of 'em!"
"That's all the stores taken care of. Now it's time to woik the advantage..."
"That toined out nice for us, boys! Very nice!"
"I gotta say nix on that one. Looks like we've been overspendin' in other areas, boys."
"Holy Don! That's the kinda pay packet that'd make the big guy cry! That was some score, boys!"
"What gives, boys? We're losin' lettuce when we ain't even payin' no bills!"
"Rats! I was lookin' to get a few more properties in the Family's portfolio, you know."
"It ain't pretty to be greedy. If you're in foist place, you got all the mazuma ya need already!"
"When you're in last place, ya gotta do what ya gotta do, huh?"
"The more stars, the better. The Family's establishments have gotta look classy, ya know?"
"Accordin' to what I been told, you get a better retoin when you invest in stocks after you put the lettuce in your property, huh?"
"I ain't pumpin' mazuma into the Family's stores at every oppurtoonity, ya know. I got my instructions."
"This store belongs to the Family now. And that's the way it's gonna stay, capisce?"
"The Family's got its eyes on a whole bunch of property around here. You better get ready, 'cos we're comin' in hard."
"Now I'm here, I may as well buy this place up, huh?"
"Maybe I'll stick a few tails on this joint, huh? So people know it ain't to be messed wid!"
"Once I start makin' poichases, I just can't stop!"
"Heh heh! The Family's portfolio just got a little bit fatter!"
"We ain't far off ownin' this whole district, boys! A domination! The big guy's gonna be gettin' generous wid the tail handouts, huh!"
"Now that's three joints we got in this district, boys! Stores are like tails - the more you got, the more you got respect."
"The Family don't like to see no one left out on their own, ya know. We're here to help."
"Ya doity rat ya, (Player's name)! That store was mine!"
"Now we got the new Plob headquarters fixed up, boys! Maybe it's time the Plobfather retired and made way for new talent, huh?"
"I got no kick wid that. The Family ain't got eyes for that establishment anyways."
"I like it, showin' your respect by lowerin' your prices."
"I get a kick outta stoppin' in these pricey joints, ya know?"
"Ya betta think long an' hard about this, my friend. Ya try to thighten the screws on the Family, you're gonna have big problems."
"I gotta say, I wasn't expectin' no invites to no free shops."
"My conk's sayin' that way's east, but my tail ain't buyin' it. I'm in a tailspin boys! What gives, huh?"
"This is gonna be quite an eye-opener for you, (player's name), seein' how the Family operates."
"Closin'up outta respect for the Family, huh? Thay's the way it oughta be."
To player while in first place: "Are you tailin' me, (player's name)? I ain't too comfortable wid that look in your eyes!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "That's the way I like it!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Guess I've been doin' good for the Family, huh? The Plobfather's pleased wid my woik."
After player gets a good Venture Card: "That's a pretty sweet collection of stores ya got goin' there now, (Player's name)."
After getting a bad Venture Card: "Hey, what gives? Some wise guy just took a piece outta my property!"
After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Take a look at this, boys! All the stores of that doity rat, (player's name), just took a price hit! Time for the Family to move in!"
After landing on a Boon square: "Heh heh! There ain't an associate in the Family wid my kinda luck!"
After landing on a Boon square: "We got lucky, boys! Now we just gotta sit on our tails and watch the dough roll in!"
After player lands on a Boon or Boom square: "You wanna share some of that luck wid the Family, huh, (player's name)?"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "That is fortuitous timin', boys. I was just thinkin' I could do wid takin' it easy for a while."
After male player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Hey, (player's name)...! Where'd he go, boys? The doity skipout ain't here!"
After landing on Bank: "Aaah, smell that mazuma, boys! Start takin' notes. You never know when we might need to..."
After player lands on his closed shop: "Whatever schmoo's runnin' that joint for me, they got some serious explainin' to do!"
"I ain't never takin' a day off again! I had a dream that a whole bunch of customers came by while every one of my joints was shut up..."
After landing on an expensive shop: "You betta think long an' hard about this, my friend. You try to tighten the screws on the Family, you're gonna have big problems."
After warping: "That's a pretty neat trick. The kinda technology the Family likes to invest in."
After warping: You see? You never know when the Plob's gonna come knockin' on your door, my friend! We can toin up anywhere!"
After player warps: "You like gettin' around, huh, (player's name)? So does the Family."
After player warps: "What, are you tryin' to give me a coronary, (player's name)!? Enough wid the disappearin' acts already!"
After buying a shop out: "Come on in! Spend your dough! This is a nice Family store in a nice Family area! Heh heh!"
After buying a shop out: "You got so many stores here, you're gonna struggle to take care of them all. You should let the Family step in. Heh heh!"
After buying a shop out: "Now you guys got the screws on me, I ain't got nuttin' to lose! I'll pay five times what this joint's woith!"
After getting Goodybag: "That goodybag, Gumdrops, is on the payroll. He's gonna come through wid the goods."
After getting Healie: "Holy Clawleone! I ain't trustin' no suits from a healslime! If you ain't grifter, I ain't a platypunk!"
After getting Lakitu: "Now I've seen it all! Cotton candy flyin' through the air!"
Accepting a trade deal: :I spoke to the big guy and he's approved the switch. Nice doin' business wid ya!"
Rejecting a trade deal: "I spoke to the big guy, but he ain't makin' the switch. Sorry, my friend, but this ain't gonna happen."
After player builds a Checkpoint: "You're gonna let a one-tailer through there widout no fee, right, my friend?"
"I'm all set to take victory here! There ain't no point in tryin' to play the Plob. It can't be done, my friends!"
"There's nuttin' ya losers can do! I've practically nailed this game already!"
"I got my schnozzle so far out front here, ya're makin' me look like Pinocchio!"
"Hey! Who's runnin' the show here, huh? How come I'm in last place? Someone's got some answein' to do!"
"You schmoos are gonna pay for makin' a member of the Family look like a knucklehead!"
"No self-respectin' made man hangs around in last place!"
"You gotta make time for your recreational activities, ya know? That's the way to keep yourself sharp!"
"When you're in last place, ya gotta do what ya gotta do, huh?"
"You are one lucky schmoo, (player's name)! I could do wid a piece of that action myself..."
To female player: "The boys call me 'boss', but you can call me 'Platy' if ya like, doll."
To female player: "That's a pretty tasty pay packet you got yourself there, doll. I ain't one to feel jealous, but..."
To male player: "That's a pretty tasty pay packet you got yourself there, bo. I ain't one to feel jealous, but..."
Platypunk to player: "I ain't about to lose to no slimeball! And I ain't about to lose to a slime, neither, (player's name)! Heh heh!"
- Slime's response: "Eek! You're oozing with more confidence than a metal king slime!"
To player: "Me and the boys, we know how to get things done. You catch my drift, squirt?"
To player: "Your salary!? You lucky schmoo! Come on, spill the beans, squoit! How much d'ya make?"
To player: "I just noticed what you're up to here, (player's name)! You got a pretty big stake in this district, huh?"
To player: "You got yourself a pretty pile of dough there, (player's name). I'm green wid envy, I gotta tell ya."
- Alena's response: "I feel some envy, but I plan same success by my own efforts. Tsarevna is not defeated, (player's name)!"
Platypunk to Slime: "How's this schmoo come by all this dough, huh boys? He's/She's makin' us look like small fry!"
- Slime's response: "I don't know how you goo it, but I think you're subslime, (player's name)!"
To player: "So you're gonna take it away this time, huh, (player's name)? Well at least we weren't beat by no slime, huh, boys?"
- Slime's response: "Hey! That's mean! The Plob's full of really mean blobs!"
After being bought out: "Call the law! It's a knock-off! That (player's name) is a cheap crook!"
After player lands on the bank: "Looks like you scraped your way back to the bank, huh, (player's name)?"
Near bankrupt: "Ya feelin' the chill, to? I ain't doin' so good here. I gotta bunk already."
Approaching victory: "No one's gonna catch me now! Not now I got my mitts on the loot!"
"Hey! I had the berries, now where's it gone, huh? Who took off wid me dough!?"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "I thought you'd walked out on me for a minute there, doll! I gotta say, it's good havin' you around again!"
After player approaches victory: "Th-This ain't good, boys! If we get beaten by that (player's name) schmoo, the big guy's gonna be spittin' lead at us!"
After female player approaches victory: "Hey, wait for me at the bank, doll! I ain't gonna be far behind."
Going bankrupt: "I-I'm on the nut!? B-But I was g-gonna make the big time!"
Going bankrupt: "I-I'll be waitin' for you, you schmucks! The Plob don't get beat so easy!"

Princessa[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"I'd like to think that Moonbrooke Castle was once as grand as this." (Castle Trodain)
"Ooh, a vehicle resembling a face! This looks rather fun." (Starship Mario)
"Wah! I'm so terrified here that I can hardly function." (Mount Magmageddon)
- Traveling by magmalice on the map: "Why, thank you, magmalice! I must admit to being rather taken aback, mind you."
"What a delightful castle. Perhaps Moonbrooke would benefit from being restyled in the same manner." (Peach's Castle)
"A monster with the ability to control this Staub would certainly be a force to be reckoned with!" (The Colossus)
"Would you all mind terribly if you took the lead here? I'll be following along momentarily." (Bowser's Castle)
"This little island is just teeming with slimes! Trying to count them makes my poor eyes hurt." (Slimenia)
"Baseball, you say? So one would use this stick to hit the ball, would one?" (Mario Stadium)
"What a wonderful castle, floating in the sky like that! Perhaps I should see if Moonbrooke could be made to do the same." (The Observatory)
"Goodness, this is a rather strangely shaped island. One must take care not to become lost." (Good Egg Galaxy)
"Just how far do these ruins go on? I'm afraid I hustle can't feel at ease here." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"What a charming town. We must model the new Moonbrooke town on this wonderful example." (Delfino Plaza)
"Alefgard was established by the great spirit Rubiss. It is my duty to protect it!" (Alefgard)
"I wonder if I have a hope of winning. I implore you all to give me achance, at least." (Mario Circuit)
"One can only hope that the poor lost souls will find their way to rest in peace." (The Ghost Ship)
"This dragon doesn't appear to be at all aggressive. If only the whole world could be so peaceful." (Yoshi's Island)
"I'm afraid I'm unable to conside a change in vocation. It is my duty to revive Moonbrooke." (Alltrades Abbey)
"This is a rather unusual location. I wonder if I'll be able to succeed here." (Super Mario Bros.)

General[edit]

To player: "I am Princess Princessa of Moonbrooke. It's a pleasure to meet you, (player's name).
"Oh, please give me the number I wish for!"
"I must push myself to the limit and beyond if I'm to make up for the absence of my two loyal friends."
"The stronger I become, the more I can protect my pack. I must do everything in my power."
"Woof woof! Woof woof! Oops! I appear to have reverted back to my canine self."
"Oh, great Rubiss! Please bestow upon me your divine protection."
"I must save a great deal more money. I wonder just how much will be required to rebuild Moonbrooke Castle."
"I think I ought to use Holy Protection in the hope that it will prevent any monsters from attacking."
"Mother, Father...please protect your little princess."
"I wonder where I shall go next. It's all rather exciting!"
"Great Rubiss, please guide me to one of my shops."
"I can see my shops before my eyes, but I just cannot seem to stop at them. What am I to do?"
"The battle is still far from won. I can't possibly afford to lose."
"I have high expectations of you, lucky die!"
To herself: "Watch over me, great Rubiss..."
"I'm pondering where I should proceed to next. I don't suppose you could recommend a worthwhile shop?"
"That shop looks rather dangerous. I don't suppose I could bypass it using Safe Passage..."
"Not to worry, I still have fight in me yet."
"Now I have two suits in my possession. This brings to mind the time I was collecting the five crests."
"I have three suits left to collect. That seems to be a good direction to try. I'm picking up something of a scent..."
"The next level is tantalizing close now. I wonder what new spells I will be able to learn."
"I have my four suits, so now I just need to reach the bank if I'm to attain the next level. I must hurry!"
"I must continue to improve myself so that I can protect Moonbrooke!"
"An opportunity appears to have presented itself. I'll turn this shop into something a little more pricy."
"My first purchase in this district! I must work steadily and increase my acquisitions little by little."
"Another acquisition for Moonbrooke! How very exciting!"
"This will be one step up the ladder to Moonbrooke's revival."
"Now this shop belongs to me! I must make more purchases!"
"My second acquisition in this district. I'm tempted to take over the entire area if I can."
"Rrowf, rrowf! (She appears to be in high spirits because she has so many shops.)"
"Come to think of it, that district is becoming rather than full of your shops, (player's name). I wonder if I need to pull up my socks..."
"The great Rubiss is obviously watching over you on this fateful day, (Player’s name)."
"Ruff ruff ruff! (She appears to be overwhelmed with delight.)"
"Woof woof! Nnnn... (She appears to be playing with the suits.)"
"I feel rather ill at ease, building something like this in my capacity as princess."
"I do hope everyone will visit my shop."
"It's possible to recover from even the harshest of trials. Just think, I used to be a dog! Yet I'm perfectly normal again now."
"For the sake of Moonbrooke's revival, I cannot afford to be defeated."
"How foolish of me to stop at a shop belonging to the player in first place!"
"So in terms of shops left for purchase...is that all there is? I must hurry!"
"I desperately wish to acquire that shop. Am I wise to buy it, great Rubiss?"
"Ooh. I wonder what's wrong with me. I'm all of a tizz."
"Goodness! I had no idea that so many shops had already been sold. You people are as fast as Whippets!"
"All of the shops have been sold! I must try not to dally in the future."
"So all the shops have been sold. I do hope you will all give me a fighting chance."
"Now I'm in first place...I wonder if it would be ethical to use Kasap on my opponents? Prohibited? Really? Surely not!"
"So I am just a hair breadth's from first place? Then I must do my utmost to achieve it, for everyone's sake."
"He he he! No one can cause accuse me of being weak now."
"Once again, I have Rubiss to thank to her guidance."
"It's not easy to be in such position, but I must hold my head high. I've been in just this situation before."
"Aroo... Nn, nn, nn... (She appears to be in low spirits.)"
"Not to worry. I still have to fight in me yet."
"So your shop just became a little bit more secure, (player's name). I can see it means a lot to you."
"Ooh, how exciting! I want to do something just as rewarding."
"To think that a shop of mine could do so well! Of course, it's all thanks to the great Rubiss and her divine protection."
"Splendid! Moonbrooke's savings are looking bountiful now."
"Oh! A payment so high will all but empty my purse."
"This is a rather expensive shop. I do hope I have adequate funds."
"This is a hefty blow to my savings."
"It's half-price today? Then perhaps I should take advantage and purchase more than usual."
"That shop is a little pricy at the moment. How unfortunate that I chose today of all days to come."
"I'm afraid of dreams of domination will have to be abandoned as long as I'm present!"
"I really am most grateful. It's a tremendous privilege to receive a donation from each and every one of you."
"I don't suppose you're planning on something underhanded, are you, (player's name)? I have Kaboom up my sleeve if you are!"
"What's your opinion of my shop, (Player's name)? It's rather good, don't ya think? Say it's a good or I'll-... Te he he!"
Swapping Shops: "What an attractive-looking shop. I know! May I propose that you exchange it for one of my own?"
Accepting a trade deal: "It’s a pleasure doing business with you. May we both have great success with our acquisitions."
After landing on the bank: "I wonder if Moonbrooke would become more prosperous if we established a bank there."
After getting money from other players due to Venture Card: "I would have ideally preferred a more generous windfall, but one mustn't complain."
After losing money to another player because of an event: "That money has been hard-earned by all of us, so you must take care to use it wisely."
After getting a good Venture Card: "This is a sign the from great Rubiss. I must continue to strive for victory!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Haah haah... (She appears to be trying to bury her stocks!)"
After getting a good Venture Card: "A bonus for me? Te he, it's rather good when things go one's way."
After getting a good Venture Card: "Someone is clearly watching over me. Thank you, great Rubiss."
After player gets a good Venture Card: "All of your shops have increased in price, (player's name)! Tell me, did you use some kind of spell?"
After player gets a good Venture Card: "I must admit I'm rather envious, (player's name). I wonder if I might be awarded a bonus."
After Player gets a good Venture Card: "That was lucky, (player's name). I only hope I will be as fortunate."
After Player gets a Suit Yourself Card: "That Suit Yourself card looks very useful. I'd like a few of those myself"
After getting a bad Card: "Such a price is easily within my reach. Ruff ruff!"
After getting a bad Card: "How very unfortunate I am, drawing such a terrible card! Nnn..."
After player gets a bad Card: "That was jolly bad luck, (player's name). Perhaps I'll cast Fullheal for you a little later on."
After getting Healie: "Excuse me, Mr. Healie, but I don't suppose you'd consider giving me a suit in return for my teaching you Fullheal?"
After warping due to Venture Card: "This is a rather useful card. If only one could always have it to hand."
After landing on the Lucky Space: "I wonder if this means a change in my fortunes. Perhaps a dashing prince will come to my rescue...mmm!"
After landing on Boon Space: "I do hope this will bring me some luck. My life to date has been rather lacking in it."
After landing on Boon Space: "I don't suppose you could you share some of that good luck with me, (player's name)?"
After landing on a switch: "I wonder what would happen if that switch were pressed. I do hope I wouldn't be turned into a dog or anything."
"That's bad form, isn't it visiting a shop on a day off? You must visit again when I'm open!"
After player warps: "I wish I could do this 'warping' business. It's hardly fair if only you take advantage of it, (player's name)."
"Did you want to go there, (player's name)? I was thinking there was a good scent the other way, personally."
After warping: "Dear me! Too much of this 'warping' makes one's head go into a spin."
After player lands on a Take-a-Break square: "I wish you a restful day off. Tomorrow will be a new beginning."
"Princess Princessa reporting for duty! I must get to work."
"Oh dear! It's closed. I was looking forward to coming here."
After building a checkpoint: "With a checkpoint built and Safe Passage in place, no monsters will be traversing through here."
To player: "Congratulations on reaching the next level, (player's name). The stronger you are, the more you'll be able to look out for me!"
To player: "The bank is rather impressive, isn't it? I must do all I can to rebuild Moonbrooke."
To player: "People make their own luck. It would appear you've already done so, (player's name)."
To player: "It's a pleasure doing business with you. May we both have great success with our acquisitions."
To player: "Impressive as always, (player's name). I really must take a leaf out of your book."
To player: "How would you feel if you were turned into a dog, (player's name)?"
To player: "I can't lose this, (player's name)! I won't allow first place slip away from me!"
To player: "If I were to cast Snooze on you, there would be one less player to compete with..."
- Slime's response: "I'm wide awake. I couldn't plop off to sleep now."
Princessa to player: "Ooh, congratulations, (player's name)! You mustn't rest on your laurels, though. It's important to go from strength to strength."
- Slime's response: "Yeah, congratgoolations, (player's name)! ...You, you won't start being mean to me now you're so mind-blobbingly amazing, will you?"
To player: "You perform admirably, (player's name). I would be thrilled if you could assist me in the rebuilding of Moonbrooke when this is over."
- Alena's response: "I think not! I already did decide that (player's name) becomes assistance to Tsarevna!"
To player: "Congratulations, (player's name). I would appear you have become a degree stronger.
- Dragonlord's response: "No promotion, no magic potion, no incantation, no invocation could ever raise a mortal to the heights of my might!"
After buying someone out: "Kabooooom! This shop belongs to me!"
After getting bought out: "How dare you try to take over my territory, (player's name)? Next time, I might just take a bite from you!"
After getting bought out: "Grrr! WOOF WOOF! (She seems a little angry.)"
Near bankrupt: "Aooooo...(She looks on the verge of tears)"
Near bankrupt: "Great Rubiss, please offer me your guidance."
Near bankrupt: "Surely this doesn't mean my dreams of protecting Moonbrooke are over?"
"Oh...I see my dreams receding into the distance and out of my grasp."
After reaching net worth needed to win: "I have (target amount of money)! That means victory is just a hair's breadth away! This will be a huge boost to Moonbrooke's fortunes.
Approaching victory: "A resounding success! With these refunds, I'll be able to rebuild Moonbrooke Castle."
"Oh, I was so close! This is unforgiveable, grrrr!"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (player's name). I tried Kazing countless times, you know."
After player approaches victory: "You've almost reached the target, (player's name)? Perhaps I should cast Kasnooze to put a stop to you..."
Going bankrupt: "Forgive me, everyone. It appears the rebuilding of Moonbrooke is still going to take some time."
Going bankrupt: "Mother, Father... It would appear your princess is more of a Poodle than a Rottweiler."

Slime[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"My anslurpstors fought alongside the legendary hero from here. I bet they were really stout!" (Alefgard)
"Wow, look at them croozing around! This is even more exciting than the Slurpodrome! I want a goo! I want a goo!" (Mario Circuit)
"Yay! Look at all my goosom buddies here! Hey, even the island's shaped like me!" (Slimenia)
"Wow! Just look at all that gootiful greenery! I bet the king or queen here's really squishy-hearted." (Peach's Castle)
"Wow! I'm blobsmacked! The castle, the train...All flying goo the sky!" (The Observatory)
"Do you think Yoshi and all his friends will goo easy on me? You don't think they'll juice me, do you?" (Yoshi's Island)
"Oh goodie, oh goodie! ...I'm the king of the castle, you're the dirty rascal! Tee hee! This place is goovy!" (Castle Trodain)
"Tee hee hee! I love wobbling and rolling about in grass!" (Mario Stadium)
"Oh! Do you wanna know something? Listen to this! ...This humongooze statue... moves!" (The Colossus)
"Yay! Gooray! ...Where are we all gooing? ...Hm? Into the gooniverse? Ooh, that sounds like fun. It is, isn't it?" (Starship Mario)
"Ahhh, all that warm sunlight is making me really stretchy! Look how I squidge out under the rays!" (Delfino Plaza)
"I know what this place is. This is one of those petrifying dungeons that squidges into a different shape every time you goo in it!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"Brrr... I'm sc-scared... This place is t-too stony and h-hard and straight and s-solid!" (Bowser's Castle)
"Ghosts and gools and skeletons and stuff are all monsters just like me. We're friends. You don't need to be scared!" (Ghost Ship)
"What's gooing on here? Everything's all plopsy-turvy... I'm completely bamgoozled!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
"Ah! I don't like this place! I-I might dry up! I'll be deslurpcated!" (Mount Magmageddon)
"D-Don't tread on me! I-I'm not a bad slime! Really! I promise!" (Super Mario Bros.)
"I wouldn't chooze another vocation. Call me gooey, but I like being a slime!" (Alltrades Abbey)

General[edit]

To player: "Hi! I'm... Well, everyone just calls me 'Slime'. Good luck (player's name)! I wish you every slurpcess!"
"It seems like ploperty's the best way to get rich, so I'm going to buy!"
"Er...erm...um... Oh, I know! I'll slurp out where to goo AFTER I've rolled the die!"
"Here gooes! (Slurp)"
"What? What is it!? …Oh! It's my goo! Sorry!"
"If I try really, really, really hard, do you think I could boing over the finish line first?"
"I'm a slime, so I can streeetch out like this and then...pyong! See!? Like a rocket!...Ah! D-Don't you pull me!
"I like squidging out under the sun, but I like playing more!"
"It's super-glooper to be able to play with mortals as well, instead of just monsters all the time!"
"I-I can't seem to get a good grip on the die!"
"Roly-poly, round and round, and...plop! ...What will I get!?"
"OK, I'm gooing to boing up in the air, and whichever way I'm facing when I plop back down, that's the way I'll goo."
"I might be small, but I'm a goo-getter! I can play with the big blobs!"
"(Slurp slurp slurp...) Oh! Excooze me! I was just thinking about winning!"
"Shops, suits, gold coins... This is really confoozing... My brain's turning to jelly!"
"Wibble wobble black bobble... Ooh, where shall I go next?"
"Brrr... I'm sc-scared... That sh-shop up ahead keeps looking at me. It wants to take all my slimoleons!"
"I've already got stocks, I have! Next I want to make my ploperty bigger..."
"My slurpiest slime friend told me I should plop more gold coins into my shops once I've got stocks."
"I've got a suit! I've got a suit! Ner-nee Ner-nee goo-dah!"
"I've found two suits now! Two whole suits!"
"Just one more suit to goo, then I'll have the whole gloop!"
"Yay! All four suits! I've got all four! ..Now where did the bank goo?"
"Once I hop back to the bank, I slurp up a pay packet, don't I? Yay! Gooray!"
"Hee hee hee! I'm gooing up to the next level soon!"
"Hee hee! I'm gooing to hop up a level on my next roll for sure!"
"I bought a shop! I'm the ploprietor of my very own shop!"
"This is slime property now!"
"Hee hee! My first ploperty!"
"One...two... Yay! That's my second ploperty in this district!"
"This ploperty will keep the first ploperty I bought here company. They'll squidge along nicely together!"
"Gooray! I've done it! Slime Avengoo's complete! I'm on oozy street now!
"Look at all those jumbo ploperties! Ya've got a domination (Player's name)!"
When in last place: "What can I do? What can I do!? I don't want to be last! It's borin' with a rigid 'r' in ze middle!"
When in last place: "Why'd I've to slurp back 'ere in last place all ze time!? Why can't someone else do it?"
When in last place: "I'm last! I' 'ate bein' last I'm gettin solid beatin'!"
"Did you see that!? I bought another ploperty here!"
"Gooray! My ploperty got bigger!"
"Hee hee! Expanding ploperty looks like fun, I want to have a goo! Now, how much should I invest...?"
"Yay! My shop's grown up! Why don't you all plop over and make some slurpchases?"
"I've seen other players eyeing up this shop. It makes me worry-wobble."
"Oh, I see... I got goodles of gold then because my stocks skyrocketed!"
"Hee hee hee! Didn't think I could squeeze that much out of my stocks, did you?"
"Huh! Have I got more gold, now...? That's a bit of a slurprise."
"Hm? Aren't I gooing to invest? No! I'm having goo much fun at the moment!"
"Don't give up! I'm right behind you, slurpporting you all the way!"
"Oh, there aren't a lot of shops left, are there? Boo goo!"
"Oh no! There are hardly any shops left! I need to shake a leg - or something - and get over to the ones that are still up for sale!"
"Boo hoo goo! I-I wanted more shops than that and now there are none left! Waaaah!"
"There aren't any shops left... They've, they've all been slurped up... But I wanted to have moooooore! Goo hoo hoo!"
"What can I uooze to buy that shop...? Ooh! Yes! I'll squeeze in and bounce the owner out in a forced buyout!"
"Erm...well...you see... This district's stock prices are really going to esgoolate. ...I'm almost certain!"
"Wow! So that's how you make gold from stocks, is it? Fantabgoolous!"
"That's not fair! You can't plump up the price just because I'm a monster!"
"Boo goo... They say you can looze gold with stocks. This must be what they mean!"
"Err...oh yeah! I remember! Expand your shops after buying a dollop of stocks. ...That's the way to goo, isn't it?"
"Ooh gooey! A cheap ploperty!"
"Wahoo! Look at me! Ooze the best!? I am, I am!"
"Hee hee hee! This dinky little ploperty's so cute!"
"Hee hee! I'm a super-squishy slime! Hard cheese, losers!"
"Ooh! Ooh! Can I switch that switch? Pleeease!? Goo on!"
"You'll have to excooze me. I'm taking a day off. I can't play."
"I'm a slime, so I can streeech out like this and then...pyong! See!? Like a rocket! ...Ah! D-Don't ya pull me!"
After receiving money from other players after an event: "Wow, thanks everyone! That's so generooze!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Did my ploperties just get a bit bigger? Yay! Gooray!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Wow! I can crooze on up the next level without paying a vist to the bank? Gooray!"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "But I'm not a bad slime, I promise! Why did someone take some of my gold coins away?"
After landing on the Bank: "Yay! I made it! I'm at the bank! It feels so goo to plop down on it rather than boing over it!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "Agh! I know what people say about shops like this! Daylight blobbery!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "You're mean! Goomans are really, really mean!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "Urgh! Shops like this are horrid! They send shivers down my - Well, they make me shiver!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "Boo goo! My purse isn't nice and plump anymore. Not squishy at all..."
After landing on an expensive shop: "You're mean (player's name)! Just because I'm a super-squishy slime, it doesn't mean I'm 'flexible' with prices!"
After landing on a Boon or Boom square: "I'm as lucky as a seed of luck!"
After landing on a Boon square: "Now I've stopped on a lucky square, does that make me a kind of fortune cookie?"
After player lands on a Boon square: "You're so lucky! You're a big, sloppy dollop of luck, (player's name)!"
After player lands on a Boon square: "Yay! Lucky goo, (player's name)! Now you can share in everyone else's joy!"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Aaaaaahhh... Goo-night..."
"I feel as fit as a Fullhealslime after that rest!"
"Huh? Did someone plop in while I was snoozing?"
"You're goovy, (player's name), you know that?"
After buying someone out: "Share some ploperties with me, goo!"
After warping: "Ooh, that felt fantabgoolous, being able to stretch so far!"
After warping: "Urgh! That was a bit of a stretch! I thought I was going to split in goo!"
After player warps: "Wh-Where did you goo, (player's name)!? Whe- Oh! There you are!"
After getting Goodybag: "Gumdrops! I love goo-dybags. Give me some treasure! Please, please, please!"
After getting Healie: "Hiya, Healie! Can I have a suit, please? I’m not a bad slime, I promise!"
After getting Lakitu: "Lakitu! I'm not tired at all. So don't goo giving me a rest!"
After getting money from a Venture Card: "A bonus, a bonus! Right, that's galvanoozed me into action!"
After player warps: "That was a slurprise! You used a warp card, did you?"
After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Have a good snooze, (player's name). You need a rest."
After player gets a Suit Yourself card: "I know what that is! You can uooze that card in place of a suit!"
To player: "That's three whole ploperties you've got in that district, (player's name)! ...You're going for total globulation, aren't you?"
After player achieves total domination: "Look at all those jumbo ploperties! You've got a domination, (player's name)!"
"B-But you didn't goo anything wrong, (player's name)! That's so unfair!"
"I-I just can't get a goo grip on the die! Don't laugh! I'm digitally challenged, you know!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
"Congratgoolations, (player's name)! So, what are you gooing to spend your salary on?"
"Wow! You're really plopular, (player's name)! I wish I had your charm!"
Starting a deal: "Erm...excooze me... Will you swap ploperties with me?"
Starting a deal with Player: "I'd like to have a goo at swapping a ploperty with you, (player's name), if you agree?"
After losing money due to an event: "But I'm not a bad slime, I promise! Why did someone take some of my gold coins away?"
"I-I've lost some of my gold! Where's it gone!? ...What did you goo, (player's name)!?"
"Goo for you, (player's name)! Nice gooing!"
To himself: "So you just roll the die and plop along the board? Alright, I can goo that!"
To player: Congratgoolations,(player's name)! So, what are you going to spend your salary on?"
To player: "Look out! I'm hot on your heelslime!"
To player: "Why are you squeezing more gold out of us, even though you're in the plop position? You're a bully!"
To player: "I'm so happy to be playing with you, player, I've turned to jelly!"
To player: "Wow! A promotion! ...Did you get a big fat juoozy salary!?
To player: "You're not one of those horrid goomans, are you, (player's name)? You wouldn't brooze my ooze, would you?"
To player: "Amazing! You plopped right on to the bank, (player's name)!
To player: "You don't need to worry, (player's name). I'd never uslurp your power!"
To player: "Don't give up! You can still bounce back!"
To player: "You're so goovy, (player's name)! I wish I knew how to handle stocks!"
After getting bought out: "Hey! I'm not a bad slime! I'm not! I promise!"
After building a tax office: "Once I've got more gold, I'll come back her and uooze it to my advantage!"
When landing on an expensive shop: "Eek! I-I'm sorry! Don't be angry! Don't beat me to a- Well, to more of a pulp than I am already!"
After player approaches victory: "Wow! How does it feel, (player's name)? To be on the final stretch, just a plop away from winning?"
Slime to player: "That's gloopendous, (player's name)!... What are you going to uooze the gold on!?
- Stella's response: "You can't ask stuff like that!...But are you thinking of dashing over to one of my shops for a splurge, eh?
To Princessa: "Gooness gracious! Look, Princess Princessa! (player's name)'s oozing with gold all of a sudden!"
- Princessa's response: "What an extraordinary achievement! I must take notes!"
To player: "Oh... You're gooing to win, are you, (player's name)? So, we won't be able to play anymore?"
- Princessa's response: "The game hasn't reached its conclusion yet. I still have Snooze at my disposal!"
To player: "You're so plopulent, (player's name)! How do you goo it!?"
- Stella's response: "That was a bit of insider shading, was it? Certainly seems shady to me..."
To player: "Gooray! Congratgoolations on your promotion, (player's name)! ...How juoozy was your salary!?
- Bianca's response: "You slimy little critter! Didn't your mum ever tell you it's rude to ask stuff like that?"
To player: "Wow, (player's name)! You're like one huge dollop of gold!"
- Dragonlord's response: "Aaarrrgh! Pesky pest, test my patience thou dost! ...Slime! Dispatch this witless twit!"
To player: "Wow, (player's name), you've done it! You've got the full (target net worth G)! That's fabgoolous!"
- Stella's response: "What are you so happy about, you loony blob? If we don't catch him/her, we're all dead beat!"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Ooh, (player's name)! Welcome back! I'm so glad to see you I could boing off the board!"
"Oh... I knew I didn't have substance to win.."
"What, I can't boing over the finish line now? But why? Oh, boo hoo goo! I wanted to win!"
After reaching net worth needed to win: "Yay! Yay! Gooray! I've got (target amount of money)! If only I could Elasto Blast my way to the finish line!"
Approaching victory: "I'm gooing to win! I'm gooing to win! Quick! There's no slime to looze!"
"What, I can't boing over the finish line now? But why? Oh, boo hoo goo! I wanted to win!"
Going bankrupt: "I don't want to goo! I want to stay and play more!"
Going bankrupt: "I'm sorry, everyone. I-I have to make my excoozes..."

Stella[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"Fatguts! Oi, fatguts, you here? I need your help. Come on, stop pretending you've gone out, you daft old grump!" (The Observatory)
"What the flap's going on here, then? Am I the only one who's noticed this island's crawling with dragons!? ...Eh? Oh, we don't have to fight them? Thank flap for that!" (Yoshi's Island)
"Well flap me! A whole slimy island! Don't tell me they all squelch together into one massive, wobbling dollop of yuck..." (Slimenia)
"Uurgh, talk about spooky! I'm not flapping around here any longer than I have to. Let's get this over with and buzz off like bats out of a belfry!" (Bowser's Castle)
"No, no! This place is a no-no! I don't like ghosts and that. They give me the creaks. That's why ships like this always make that noise." (Ghost Ship)
"Hmph, that is one weird-looking castle! I wouldn't want to be stuck in there if a hoard of marauding monsters was coming my way!" (Peach's Castle)
"I'm getting a faint whiff of...eau de vine, is it? Is that your perfume? Very classy. I'll have to get a name off you." (Castle Trodain)
"If you're looking for a pilot, look no further! I've flown some pretty impressive locomotives in my time! Born to fly, I was! ...What?" (Starship Mario)
"Wow, this place is hotter than a hotgoblin! It's like a steam bath here. ...Ooh, d'you think it's good for skin?" (Mount Magmageddon)
"Ooh, I want to have a go in one of those! I don't care what you say, I'm getting behind the wheel!" (Mario Circuit)
"Ooh, look at that, there's a gap in the map. Still, I can just fly over that, being a faer-I mean, having wings and that." (Super Mario Bros.)
"Places like this are full of traps and stuff, aren't they? No dungeons aren't my thing. What did you bring me for, eh? Eh!?" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"So what do you do here, then? Throw that white ball around? ...Eh? What? Throw it and die!? That's a bit harsh! ...Oh, throw the die!" (Mario Stadium)
"... A legendary hero? If he's such a legend, maybe he should take my place while I'm out to lunch!" (Alefgard)
"Ooh, this is lovely, eh? A nice relaxing holiday. Just what I need. ...But I'm not doing any relaxing until I've won!" (Delfino Plaza)
"For a minute I thought this was just some boring old eyesore, but it moves! Come on, give me a go! Let me shake the reigns!" (The Colossus)
"So this is what it looks like above the sky, eh? I bet you can see the Observatory, can't you?" (Good Egg Galaxy)
"I'm not looking to change vocation now. I'm in my dream job already. I'm a nai- Er, I mean, I'm a, a, a... a faerie godmother..." (Alltrades Abbey)

General[edit]

To player: "Prepare to be frazzled! Prepare to be ablazed! You're face to face with Stella, Queen of the Starflight!"
"Alright, everyone, look this way! I'm about to throw the die, so you might want to watch and earn!"
"Huuurrrgh...ching! There!"
"Right, let's make some flapping cash!"
"Thank flipperty-flap for that. I thought I was going to die waiting for the die!"
"Hee hee hee! I've got the feeling I'm gonna roll a real porker of a number here!"
"Come on! Hurry up! Hand over the die!"
"OK, it's my go. Hold on to your cats, folks! You'll never see them again if you let them go here!"
"I'll show you all how this game's played. Step aside for the star of the show!"
"Urgh. I've got a nasty feeling that something's about to go horribly wrong."
"Phew, I don't like this. This could go pear-shaped for me in the blink of a fly. And flies blink really fast. I've got to push on."
"You're all hot on my heels, aren't you? Well get off! These shoes cost a flapping fortune!"
"When I win, you'll all have to start calling me Stella, Queen of the Streets! …You know, as in, Fortune Street.
"Hee hee! It's the moment you've all been waiting for! Stella makes her movement!"
"Now where should I go next? Hm, I haven't been shopping for a while, I wouldn't mind hitting the stores!"
"Come on. Just take me to one of my shops that's nearby. Any one will do. Help me out, dicey!"
"This is so annoying! I want to beef up all my shops, but I just can't seem to stop on the right squares."
"I don't like the look of that switch. Goodness knows what'd happen if you flipped it. Probably caused a right flap."
"Whoa! I'm all at sixes and elevens! I can't stand up!"
"Let's see if I can get to that classy-looking place over there this time..."
"So I need three more suits like this. Right! Change of plan, then! I'm putting all my eggs in the venture card casket! Even if it kills me!"
"That's my three-piece suit! Fitted and everything. Very nice! Just one more to go now!"
"Hee hee! First place, in sight. Then it's a straightforward cruise to the finish, and the job's your uncle!"
"Ooh, that shop's delicious! I want to eat it all up and make it mine!"
"Come and see the all new Stella Store! We're sure to be opening up a branch in your district soon!"
"This district's starting to show a bit of class now. It's got star quality!"
"Alright, let's get this crow on the toad! That's my shop, and none of you lot are getting your chubby little claws on it!"
"Oh, flap! The winner's the last person I want to be handing over gold to!"
"Hee hee! I got all the suits now. …Not that I needed anymore. My wardrobe's full as it is. …The bank's a bit of a way off, mind you."
"I'm this far away from a promotion, I am. I'll turn over a whole new thief and steal the show!"
"That's property number one. I'm gonna be all over this district like a cheap flute! …You can pick those instruments up almost anywhere for next to nothing!"
"That's property number two got. If I carry on like this, I'll be a total abomination in no time!"
"Hee hee. Now I've got a pair of shops in this district. Yup, it's all going according to Anne. …She's always has good ideas, that Anne."
"That's property number three got. I'd have to be mad as a scatterbrain not to go for a domination now, wouldn't I?"
"Yes! Total domination! No one else can make a mess now!"
"Oh, flap! I can't believe I'm too strapped for cash to buy this place!"
"That's it, shops! Eat your greens and get big and strong!"
"Ooh great, a bit of pocket money!"
"Ah, look at that. You've all chipped in. Thanks!"
"Look at that! I'm a whining example of a stock-dealing genius!"
"Not yet, not yet... I've got to wait until I've got some stock before I get building up my shops..."
"Just what the flap do you think you doing (player's name)? Argh... Of all those poor shops..."
"Oh, flap! I can't believe I'm too strapped for cash to buy this place!"
"Well, if you can't beat them, coin them, that's what I say!"
"I'm this far away from a promotion, I am. I'll turn over a whole new thief and steal the show!"
"Yeah, go then. I'll ingest a bit of star quality into it."
Accepting a trade deal: "Yeah, go on then I'll ingest a bit of star quality into it."
Rejecting a trade deal: "Sorry, not interested. It just doesn't sit right with me."
"Honestly! Service these days is practically non-existent! Why can't those clerks in the bank get off their behinds and come to me, eh?
"Right, back to the bank then, and don't share the horses, Stella! Sharing takes too long."
"Oh, what? Nearly all the shops are taken. Can't someone put a few more around the place. Go on! Be a good snort!"
"Listen to those last few shops. Can't you hear them? They're crying out for me to come and work my magic on them."
"Hee hee! Now all the shops have been bought up, my true skill will come into play...I hope."
"So that's the end of the shops, right? Well, it's no more mister nice-buy, then. Time for a forced buyout frenzy!"
"Phew. Half way at last! Talk about a long hall. It's more like a corridor!"
"What's going on here, then? Aren't the prices higher than normal? That's a flapping flimflamm!"
"Nope, it's not the right time to be chucking gold into this place. Call it female tuition, if you like. …But lessons don't come cheap!"
"Hee hee! Shopping for free! I hope the next shop I stop at follows in this nun's footsteps! It's so virtuous!"
"Ha! Hardly felt it! Not a scratch or a dent! Not a... flap!"
"Oh... Well, I'm sure that's money well spent. No point flying over spilt milk. You might as well drink it."
"Well, er... You know, I thought I'd come to brave your bacon. Don't like to turn down food, even from a loser."
"Alright, everyone, look this way! I'm about to throw this die, so you might want to watch and earn!"
"Alright, we'll call it a loan. You'll be paying it back in spades! But they'll have to be good quality ones. I do a lot of gardening, me!"
"This is just the start of the game. You can't tell who's going to win the stage. I mean, who cares about being in last place now!?"
"No! No, no, no! It's not ending like this! …I'm not in a flap! I'm flapping about, that's all. I'll turn this around, you'll see!"
"Euh, this isn't looking good... Old fatguts will have my guts for starters if I don't start winning soon. And he's got enough of a weight problem as it is..."
"Argh! I really, really want some stocks, but I just can't get any!"
"Yup, if I wanna make it big now, I need to go shopping for stocks. …They're sort of halfway between socks and stockings, right?"
After landing on an expensive shop: "What!? That's a crazy price! You're off your knocker! What have I ever done to you, eh?"
After buying out a shop: "Don't mind me! I just really, really wanted that shop."
After buying out a shop: "Get out! I'm shutting you down! The Stella Oust strikes again!"
After getting bought out: "Th-That's my shop! Stop it! Go and sit over there and think about what you've done, (player's name)!"
After getting bought out: "Oh, my poor, super-stellar district! ...You! I won't forget this, (player's name)! It'll come back to daunt you, you hark my words!"
"Oh, no! Not my circus! I was just about to unveil my amazing new flying faer- ...Er, never mind. Have it!"
To player buying shop: "Alright, alright, I’ll sell you the shop! Now I want you to think of this shop like it was me and really worship it, OK?"
After having her Checkpoint bought out: "Hey! What do you think this is, (player's name)? Checkpoint chess?"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "No way! That's not fair! The card must be upside down or something!"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "What? Why? I haven't done anything wrong. I'm as clean as a bristle!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Ooh, that was a pretty good card, wasn't it? …It was, wasn't it? I'm not parking up the wrong tree?"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Hee hee! A bonus! I'm tickled mink with that, I am. …And that's no reflection on my views on fur, alright?"
After player warps by getting a good Venture Card: "Here, give me that card now, would you? I want to use it. …No? It doesn't work like that? Hmph! Flap!"
After player gets a good Venture Card: "No, no, no, no, no! No, that's a Stella-only card, that one. …What? The rules have changed? Hmph!"
After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Oh, well, don't feel bad. Venture cards are all about adventure and misadventure. …That's me, that is Miss Adventure!"
After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Oh, er, well...never mind, eh? Every cloud has a silver mine in. ...You'll be rich off it soon enough."
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "What, a day off, is it? Alright then, I'll get in a bit of beauty sleep."
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Oh, what!? And I didn't even need any beauty sleep! Can't you see I'm beautiful enough as it is?"
"Aaah, that's better, A good bit of time off, and I'm glaring to go! …No, I'm not angry. Why?"
"This shop's shut for the day, is it? Hee hee! My luck's in!"
"Oh, what!? I could've made a shilling if I hadn't been taking a day off then. Someone had a lucky escape, eh?"
After landing on a Boon square: "Hee hee! I'm in the money. Come on, my bunny. I've got a lot of what it takes to pet along!"
After landing on a Boon or Boom square: "What a boon! Alright then, everyone, roll away! …With the die, I mean."
After player lands on a Boon square: "You're watching me now, aren't you? To see where I land? They say curiosity filled the cat. You must be stuffed in the funnels!"
After player lands on a Boon square: "Oh, it's so easy for you, isn't it, (player's name)? Things just fall into your gap, eh? …Whenever I have a gap, things flapping fall through!"
After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Alright, everyone, time to raid (player's name)'s shop! Strike while the lion's hot! …Hot lions are too dopey to care."
After warping: "Don't worry, everyone. I'm over here!"
After warping: "Can't somebody invent a gizmo that warps you around all the suit squares? That'd be dead handy."
After player warps: "Ooh, you warped! Takes a bit of getting used to, that. But then it's as easy as falling off a frog!"
After player lands on the bank: "Ooh, you get a slap-bang prize for that, don't you? That's all, though, I'm afraid. Bad luck."
After landing on bank: "Just call me Spot-on Stella! …No! Not Spotty Stella!"
After getting Gumdrops: "Oh, you’ve picked a great time to show! Why don’t you take a tour around all my shops?"
After getting Heal Slime: "Giving out suits? What, you think you're some kind of tailor, do you? I'm the fashion expert around here! …But give me one!"
After getting Lakitu: "I love that fluffy bundle of cotton wool! Can I have a go? Can I?
After building a Home: "It's party time at Stella's! You're all invited. And don't forget to bring prezzies!"
After building a Tax Office: "I'm a bit hazy on the details, but the way I see it, a tax office is all good."
After building a Balloonport: "You just can't keep a girl like me down. I've got to spread my things!"
After player builds a checkpoint: "A checkpoint? That's going to be a real bughair before long, isn't it? …I hate getting bugs in my hair!"
Negotiation: "Sorry, not interested. It just doesn't sit right with me."
Auction: "Anyone want to spend a flapping huge amount of gold on this shop of mine? It's a nice one!"
To player: "Hmph! I don't care! I wasn't thinking of buying that shop anyway! I couldn't give a stinker's purse!"
To player: "So, do you reckon you're own form then, (player's name)…Not that I care or anything."
To player: "Come on, die! …No, not you! I mean, please die! …No, I mean-Oh, flap! I'm not wishing you dead! Just give me a good number, please...die!"
To player: "Hey, I hope you're not thinking of leaving me high to cry here! …I don't want to ruin my make-up."
- Patty's response: "No need to get all hot and bothered. Let's just keep cool and do what we can, huh?"
To player: "Bit tired up there in first place, are you? I don't mind taking over for a while, darling!"
To player: "Well done, (player's name)! N-Not that I care. Couldn't give a flunky's."
To player: "That's it, (player's name)! You stick with me, and you'll be fine. I've got my head glued on."
To player: "Thanks, (player's name)! It's always good to have some pocket money. Makes me jangle like a proper faer- …Er...nothing!"
To player: "That's the way, (player's name). Pull your stocks up! And mine!"
To player: "I knew I could rely on you, (player's name). You're as solid as a flock! …Nothing moves those sheep once they get together, eh?"
To player: "Wh-What are you doing, (player's name)? Have you crossed your marbles? …You shouldn't mess with the occult."
To player: "You shouldn't have got here so fast, you nonny! Today's my day off! Honestly, you're like a bull at a fete!"
"You lucky toad, (player's name)! Well, I'll give you a bun for your money! …No one can resist a nice bun."
"You're not going for - Da, da, daaah! - total domination, are you, (player's name)!? Oooh, what a drama!"
"To player while in first place: "Don't go getting ahead of yourself, (player's name)! I'm not giving up first place to anyone. Not in a month of sunny days!"
"Now wait a minute there, (player's name)! That district looks like a right clan of worms. Someone stop him/her, quick!"
Dah, da-da-da dah, da, dah, DAH! The all-new, all-singing, all-prancing (player's name)!"
- Carver's response: "He's/She's lookin' tougher than ever now. But old Carver's even tougher that 'ever', don't you worry!"
To player: "N-Not bad, (player's name). Not a punch on me, but still, not bad..."
- Carver's response: "Heh heh! Yeah, talk it up, babe, but we all know you're hurting inside. Nice one, (player's name)!"
To player: "Very impressive, (player's name). I'm sure Patty'll flip up a cake to celebrate, right Patty? …I love her upside-down cakes."
- Patty's response: "Sure thing! Cakes cost 2000G, okay? …Only kidding, honey!"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Where the flap have you been? I've been bored out of my veins waiting for you. Come on, let's get rolling!"
After reaching net worth needed to win: "That's me done, isn't it? Now I've just got to laugh all the way to the bank of something, haven't I? Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. …What?"
"Sorry, (player's name)! It's not that easy to win with me around."
"Easy, tiger! You couldn't shut your shop whenever it's my turn, could you?"
"Yikes. I'm in dire skates here. On really thin ice."
"Hmph! No comment! I'm not taking any questions at this junction!"
"Fatguts! Heeelp! Can you hear me? Heeeeelp!"
Approaching victory: "Hee hee! Everyone ready to start calling me Stella, Queen of the Streets?"
After player approaches victory: "You wouldn't leave me, would you, (player's name)? Don't turn your flak on me! …It'd hurt if you shot me out of the sky!"
Going bankrupt: "What? Me? Bankrupt!? …You serious? …Lone broke? There's nothing more lonely than having no money. Haah, I need a holiday..."
Going bankrupt: "What's your problem, eh? Why are you all staring at me?"

Yangus[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"Cor, wot a pukka-lookin' gaff, eh? Whoever owns that is a right lucky toad! Wonder if 'e'd miss a trinket 'ere 'n' there... (Castle Trodain)
"Blimey, that's a big old crowd, eh? Prob'ly came to see me an' me move." (Mario Stadium)
"So this is gonna be where it goes down, eh? Heh heh! Ain't no one more at 'ome in a dungeion than me. They're me 'piece de resistance', as they say." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"This don't look like the easiest place for graftin'. Nah, I'd stick wiv Pickham any day o' the week." (Mario Circuit)
"Stone the crows! A flyin' castle! A flyin' train! Me nose fer treasure's twitchin' like a good'un 'ere!" (The Observatory)
"'Ow come 'e gets to 'ave 'is 'ead made into a circus ride, eh? Wot's wrong wiv this mug, eh?" (Starship Mario)
"You wot!? This great big whopper moves!? Yer 'avin a giraffe!" (The Colossus)
"This is one of them islands wot pirates 'n' bandits use to hide treasure 'n' that, innit! Heh heh!" (Yoshi's Island)
"Blimey, look at all these slimes! Think we stand a chance o' befriendin' 'em all?" (Slimenia)
"Heh heh! That whoppin' great shinin' rock looks like it'd be worth a bob or two. I'll slip back later on. ... Er, nuffin'!" (Delfino Plaza)
"W-Wot's up wic this ship? I-I ain't scared or nuffin'! I mean, ships make everyone shiver, right? Shiver me timbers 'n' all that..." (Ghost Ship)
"That ain't much of a castle, is it? It looks like a toy! Prob'ly ain't got much in the way o' treasure, neither." (Peach's Castle)
"Phwoar, it's a bit 'ot, innit? Me mum always said not to get too 'ot, else you might lose conchestnuts or somefin'." (Mount Magmageddon)
"Wot d'ya reckon, eh? Those pipes look like the way into some amazin' dungeon, don't they? Heh heh! There's gotta be bags o' treasure in there!" (Super Mario Bros.)
"This is where the legend'ry 'ero comes from, is it? I'd rather meet a legend'ry thief meself. Could pick up a few tips I reckon." (Alefgard)
"These traps 'n' things all over this place. ... Crikey! You see that!? Come this close, it did, that fireball! Nearly 'ad me 'ead off! (Bowser's Castle)
"Heh heh! My nose for treasure's twitchin' twelve to the dozen 'ere! Nice!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
"You wot? Changin' vocation? ...Awright, make me a burglar, then! Or if that ain't no good, a pickpocket!" (Alltrades Abbey)

General[edit]

To player: "You're (player's name), right? Wotcha. I'm Yangus. You've prob'ly 'eard of me. The great thief of Pickham!"
"Yeah! Come on! 'Ave it large!"
"Uaaargh! I'm buildin' up me tension! It's all about tension, no matter wot yer up to."
"You gotta get in 'n' get the job done, got it? That's 'ow ya tell the men from the boys."
"Awright, die! Do your stuff!"
"Awright, now I should, er... Ah, forget it! I'm just gonna roll!"
"It's only fair that I warn ya: People wot've underestimeaten me in the past 'ave all paid for it."
"Heh heh! 'Ere goes! I'm crankin' it up a notch now!"
"I 'ate all that thinkin' lark. You've just gotta roll the die and roll wiv it!"
"Eh? You wot? It's my turn? ...I-I weren't thinkin' about Red or nuffin'! 'Course not!"
"I just wanna get somefin' straight: I'm a mortal, right. I ain't no mischievous mole or nuffin'. Some people get us mixed up."
"'Ere we go! Get ready fer a Yangus special!"
"Err... 'ang on... Me 'ead's a bit muddled... Wot am I s'posed to be doin'?"
"Eyes up, ladies and gentlemen! The great thief Yangus steps up to the oche to throw the die!"
"I just wanna get somefin' straight: I'm a mortal, right. I ain't no mischievous mole or nuffin'. Some people get us mixed up."
"Oh, I don"t believe this! I ain't got enough dough! There's gotta be an 'ole in me trouser pocket somewhere..."
"W-Wot's that switch doin' there? I-I ain't worried, honest. I just...don't like surprises..."
"Urgh, I feel terrible. Must been all this 'igh-powered thinkin' I've been doin', I s'pose..."
"You can get more dosh by buildin' up yer shops, can ya? Right, I'll give it a go, then."
"I wanna expand me shops, but the stupid die don't do wot it's told!"
"Blimey, that's a bit of a pricey gaff! Better tiptoe me way past..."
"So you 'ave to pay five times the goin' rate to take over a shop? That's a bit steep, ain't it?"
"You've just gotta get the other three suits, right? Easy-peasy!"
"Two down, two to go! That's 'alf, right? Can I get 'alf me salary then?"
"Only one more suit to go! Where is it, then?"
"Get me salary ready! I'll be goin' up in the world soon!"
"Wiv a bit o' the old sticky finger business, I wouldn't 'ave to slog me guts out to get me salary all the time. I could just - ...Er, never mind!"
"There's the bank! Nearly there!"
"There ain't 'ardly no shops left! I better get a wriggle on an' buy up wot's still up fer grabs!"
"Ain't many more shops left! Save yerselves fer me, fellas! I'm on me way!"
"Bovver! I wanted to get me 'ands on more shops than that, but I 'ad a bit o' trouble back there. Got 'eld up."
"Eh, there's no more shops to 'ave? But I've only got an 'andful!"
"Gotcha! That's one o' my shops now! The first of many!"
"Blindin'! Now I've got me foot in the door. It ain't much to look at now, but you just wait an' see!"
"Oi, it's me day off! I'm the one who's s'posed to pay places a visit when they're shut up! I'm the thief round 'ere!"
"Day off, is it? Aaaaaahhh... I could do wiv a bit of a kip meself as it 'appens."
"Heh heh! Now I've got me foot in the door, I can muscle me way in!"
"Gettin' two properties in a district like this is nuffin' fer an accompliced bloke like me!"
"Heh heh! Another shop in the Yangus camp! This district's gonna be the bee's knees by the time I'm finished wiv it."
"One more shop fer the master crook! Heh heh! I've got it made, I 'ave!"
"That's one more fer the team! I don't like to be a chaffeunist, but I'm drivin' a do-man-ation in 'ere!"
"Looks like that disdrict's gonna be your stampin' ground, eh, (player's name)?"
"Heh heh! Now I've got me foot in the door, I can muscle me way in!"
"Oi! Ya like gettin' in me way, do ya, (player's name)?"
"Heh heh! That was a piece o’ cake! Sorry ladies, but this ‘ere’s a do-man-ation!"
"Heh heh heh! This is my patch now! Anyone wants to come through 'ere, it's gonna cost 'em! Big time!"
"Eh, 'ow did that 'appen? I've got more dosh all of a sudden. ...Oh! It's them stocky things! Wicked!"
"So you 'ave to pay five times the goin' rate to take over a shop? That's a bit steep, ain't it?"
"I don't exactly get all this stocks 'n' spares business. Yer s'posed to 'ave stocks when you do up one of yer spare shops, is that it?"
"I don't exactly get these stocky things, but they bring in the dough some'ow right?"
"'Ere, this place is a bit of an 'ovel, innit?"
"Blimey! Look at all this dosh! I like ya (player's name). You're awright!"
"Wot, is that all you charge 'ere? Heh heh! Nice!"
"Heh heh! That'll do nicely! Ain't no better place to spend yer dough than one o' Yangus's shops!"
"Urgh, I feel terrible. Must been all this 'igh-powered thinkin' I've been doin. Is'pose..."
"Ere, this place is a bit of an 'ovel, innit?"
"Wot, 'alf price, is it? Don't be stingy! Wot about free, eh?"
"Oi! I worked to earn that dosh! Fair 'n' square! Give it back!"
"Wot's up wiv these prices eh!? G-Give me me dosh back!"
"Ta very much! Heh heh! You startin' to get the now? Of 'ow this game's gonna go, eh?"
"Strike a light! I've only gone an' given the winnin' player a leg-up!"
""Diamond! The bigger the better, I say! An' I ain't gonna stop there!"
"Crikey! That was a bit of windfull, eh? Good stuff, (player's name)!"
"Heh heh! Yangus the thief steals the show again!"
"Feast yer eyes on that gaff! Wot a shopper, eh? Let it be known, I'm makin' that me secret 'ideout from now on!"
"An invite? Wot, fer me? ...Guess me reputation exceeds me! I am the great thief Yangus, after all!"
"Oh, I 'ate decisions... Which way should I go...? Right! I'm just gonna follow me gut and go the way wot it says!"
"Heh heh! Winnin’s a cinch fer someone like me! I just ‘ave to set me to it."
"I' ope you like starin' at the back of me 'ead! 'Cos this game's all mine!"
"I ain't stayin' in last place forever! I'll turn it around, you'll see!"
"This ain't fair! I 'ate bein' in last place. ...Talkin' of plaice, I'd love some battered fish..."
"Grrr! 'Ow come I'm bringin' up the rear?"
About Jessica: "Blimey! That girl's a bit bubbly, eh?"
- Jessica's response: "What are you trying to say, boy? Stop talking nonsense!"
To player: "Flamin' Nora! We all 'ave to pay? Wot, even me? ...You greedy crook, (player's name)!"
To player: "Don't get cocky just 'cos ya got yerself a pay packet, (player's name). You'll be payin' it all to me before long!"
To player: "Looks like that district's gonna be your stampin' ground, eh, (player's name)?"
To player: "Blimey, (player's name)! That was amazin'!"
To player: "Whoa! Wot was that!? 'Ow come you just made such a load o' dosh, eh, (player's name)?"
To player: "Don't let all that dough go to yer 'ead, eh, (player's name). You won't 'ave it fer long. It's mine!"
- Jessica's response: "That's hardly the sentiment I'd expect from a child! Can't you just politely ask him/her to spend his/her money in your shop?"
"Heh heh! This is a bit of a poor shop, (player's name)! Step it up a notch, eh?"
"Put up all the security ya like. Ya can't stop Yangus in-full-trainin' yer promises!
"Sorry, (player's name), but those kind o' takings ain't gonna get you a place in Yangus's Self Press-Evasion Society."
"Yer losin', eh? Yeah, awright I'll cough up. It ain't easy bein' last."
After buying out: "Heh heh! Ya see? When Yangus wants somefin', 'e gets it. That's wot bein' a thief's all about!"
After buying out: "You've got stacks o' shops. You ain't gonna miss just one, are ya now?"
After buying out: "Ha! An offer ya can't refuse! See, it's stuff like that that makes me such a pukka thief!"
After getting bought out: "Wot the - You cheeky - I'll get you back fer that, (player's name)! You mark my words!"
After getting bought out: "Crikey, look at all this dough! I'll 'ave that. And don't think yer maken' off wiv me shop, neither!"
To player: "Heh heh! My blindin' performance 'as knocked ya back into last place, eh, (player's name)?"
After getting a good venture card: "Heh heh heh! Us top thieves don't even need to knock stuff off. Dough just finds its way to us, like we was magnets of somefin!"
After getting a good Venture card: "Wot? Stocks? ...Yeah, awright then. S'pose I may as well 'ave 'em seein' as they're a giveaway."
After getting a good Venture card: "Eh? Wot, I can 'ave a pay packet, just like that? ...Heh heh! Diamond!"
After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "Eh? Wot's this? ...Oh, right. It's instead of a suit. I-I knew that. Just a momentary collaspe'o concentratin', that's all."
After player gets a good venture card: "I ain't worried by yer shops gettin' that tiddly amount bigger!"
After getting a bad venture card: "Hah! Like I'm gonna cough up fer that! ...Heh heh! Only jokin. You know me, I always play by the book."
After getting a bad venture card: "Oh, me tension's dropped... Who came wiv a the idea fer that card, eh?"
After getting money due to a Venture Card: "Heh heh heh! Us top thieves don't even need to knock stuff off. Dough just finds its way to us, like we was magnets or somfin'!"
After getting money from other players due to Venture Card: "That's right! I am the boss, after all, eh?"
After player gets a bad Venture card: "Heh heh heh! Goes wiv the territ'ry fer a loser like you, that! Ya wouldn't catch me drawin' that card."
After getting Gumdorps: "Wotcha, Gumdorps! Come to get me some treasure, 'ave ya? Good boy!"
After getting Healie: "Awright, Healie. Check us a suit, eh?"
After warping: "Wot the- Wot's goin' on!? Where am I?"
After warping: "Huh? Eh? Cor! Wouldya look at that!? It only worked! I warped!"
After player warps: "Oi! Wotcha doin', (player's name)? Don't go shootin' off like that all over the shop!"
"Aaah! I must've nodded off... Blimey! Wot's goin' on? Did I miss anyfin'?"
"Look! Don't go turnin' up on me day off, awright!"
"Right! I've 'ad it! I ain't never gonna forget this!"
"Gordon Bennett! Someone's gonna pay fer this!"
After landing on bank: "There ain't no better place fer treasure than a bank, eh? ...I mean fer stashin' it, 'course. Not 'alf-inchin' it! Not me!"
After player lands on bank: "'Ere, wot's it like in there? 'Ow's it laid out? ...Ya know, just curious 'n' that..."
After landing on a Boon square: "Heh heh! Rakin' in the dosh wivout liftin' a finger! It's like I'm the boss, eh?"
After landing on a Boon square: "That's it boys, do yer stuff and bring yer boss the dough!"
After player lands on a Boon square: "Oi, it's only the boss who's s'posed to get rich off other people's 'ard work. You're just a second fiddler!"
After player lands on a Take-a-Break square: "Heh heh! This is it! Now's me chance!"
After building a balloonport: "Once, right, this night emperor grabs 'old o' me, right, and then shoots off while 'e's still got me! I was flyin'! Pretty amazin', eh?"
After player builds a tax office: "Phew! A tax office owned by (player's name), eh? That's one to give a wise birth to, then!"
After player buys a balloonport: "Nah! Not that! Not me balloonport! I ain't 'ad a chance to take Red up in it yet..."
(If the player's character is male): "Heh heh! I'll 'ave me mitts on (player's name)'s salary when 'e stumbles into one of my gaffs!"
- Angelo's response: "You're hardly likely to want anything from a shop run by a child, are you, (player's name)? No, my establishments are far more your style."
To female player: "Don't worry about it. Yer only losin' 'cos I'm so wicked!"
- Jessica's response: "I wouldn't put up with such cheekiness if I were you, (player's name). I'd catch up with him and make him eat his words!"
Near bankrupt: "Nah! This can't 'appen! If I lose all me dosh, Red's gonna rip it out o' me again!"
Near bankrupt: "I ain't goin' bang corrupt! I've got me principles!"
Near bankrupt: "I'm a thief, but I ain't bang corrupt! An' I never will be!"
"Uh-oh! I've gotta do somefin'! Otherwise I'm gonna lose!"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Oh, yer back, are ya, (player's name)? Come on then, let's get crackin'!"
After reaching net worth needed to win: "That's it! Now I've just gotta peg it to the bank! Everyone out me way!"
Approaching victory: "Heh heh heh! The great thief Yangus pulls it off again! This game's mine fer the taken now."
After player approaches victory: "Nah, nah! You can't win, (player's name)! That ain't 'ow this is s'posed to play out!"
Going bankrupt: "Uh uh... Nah! I-I ain't...c-cryin'! Boohooooo!"
Going bankrupt: "I-I let you off easy today! A-As a special treat. That's all."

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By media
Games	Super Mario franchise	Platformers	Super Mario series	Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990, NES) • Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS (1996-2004, N64/DS) • Super Mario Advance series (2001-2003, GBA) • Super Mario Sunshine (2002, GCN) • Super Mario Galaxy (2007, Wii) • Super Mario Galaxy 2 (2010, Wii) • Super Mario 3D World (2013, Wii U) • Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS (2016, Nintendo 3DS) • Super Mario Odyssey (2017, Switch) • Super Mario Maker 2 (2019, Switch) • Super Mario Bros. Wonder (2023, Switch)
			Mario vs. Donkey Kong series	Mario vs. Donkey Kong (2004, GBA)
			Other	Hotel Mario (1994, CD-i)
		Mario Kart series		Mario Kart series (1992-2020, various systems)
		Mario Party series	Main	Mario Party (1998, N64) • Mario Party 2 (1999, N64) • Mario Party 3 (2000, N64) • Mario Party 4 (2002, GCN) • Mario Party 5 (2003, GCN) • Mario Party 6 (2004, GCN) • Mario Party 7 (2005, GCN) • Mario Party 8 (2007, Wii) • Mario Party 9 (2012, Wii) • Mario Party 10 (2015, Wii U) • Super Mario Party (2018, Switch) • Mario Party Superstars (2021, Switch)
		Mario Party series	Handheld games	Mario Party Advance (2005, GBA) • Mario Party DS (2007, DS) • Mario Party: Island Tour (2013, 3DS) • Mario Party: Star Rush (2016, 3DS)
		Sports games	Mario Golf series	Mario Golf series (1984-2021, various systems) • Mario Golf: World Tour (2014, 3DS) • Mario Golf: Super Rush (2021, Switch)
			Mario Tennis series	Mario Tennis series (1995-2018, various systems) • Mario Tennis: Power Tour (2005, GBA) • Mario Tennis Aces (2018, Switch)
			Mario Baseball series	Mario Superstar Baseball (2005, GCN) • Mario Super Sluggers (2008, Wii)
			Mario Strikers series	Mario Strikers series (2005-2022, various systems)
			Other	Mario Hoops 3-on-3 (2006, DS) • Mario Sports Mix (2010, Wii)
		Role-playing games	Paper Mario series	Paper Mario (2000, N64) • Paper Mario: Color Splash (2016, Wii U) • Paper Mario: Sticker Star (2012, 3DS) • Paper Mario: The Origami King (2020, Switch) • Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004, GCN) • Super Paper Mario (2007, Wii)
			Mario & Luigi series	Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (+ Bowser's Minions (2003-2017, GBA/3DS)) • Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (2005, DS) • Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (2009, DS) (+ Bowser Jr.'s Journey (2018, 3DS)) • Mario & Luigi: Dream Team (2013, 3DS) • Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam (2015, 3DS)
			Other	Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (1996, SNES)
		Dr. Mario series		Dr. Mario 64 (2001, N64)
		Luigi's Mansion series		Luigi's Mansion (2001, GCN) • Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon (2013, 3DS) • Luigi's Mansion 3 (2019, Switch)
		Educational games		Mario is Missing! (1993, MS-DOS/SNES/NES)
		Crossovers	Mario & Sonic series	Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (2007-2008, Wii/DS) • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games (2009, Wii/DS) • Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games (2011-2012, Wii/3DS) • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 (2019-2020, Switch/Arcade)
			Itadaki Street series	Fortune Street (2011, Wii)
			Other	Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix (2005, GCN) • Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition (2015, 3DS) • Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope (2022, Switch)
	Donkey Kong franchise	Platformers	Donkey Kong Country series	Donkey Kong Country (1994, SNES) • Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (1995, SNES) • Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! (1996, SNES)
			Donkey Kong Land series	Donkey Kong Land III (1997, GB)
			DK series	DK: King of Swing (2005, GBA) • DK: Jungle Climber (2007, DS)
			Miscellaneous	Donkey Kong 64 (1999, N64) • New Play Control! Donkey Kong Jungle Beat (Wii, 2008)
		Racing games		Diddy Kong Racing (1997, N64)
		Canceled games		Diddy Kong Pilot (2003) (GBA)
	Yoshi franchise	Platformers	Yoshi's Island series	Yoshi's New Island (2014, 3DS)
		Platformers	Other	Yoshi Topsy-Turvy (2004, GBA) • Yoshi's Crafted World (2019, Switch)
		Other		Tetris Attack (1996, SNES) • Yoshi no Cookie (2003, GCN)
	Wario franchise	WarioWare series		WarioWare: Twisted! (2004, GBA) • WarioWare: Touched! (2004, DS) • WarioWare: Smooth Moves (2006, Wii) • Game & Wario (2013, Wii U) • WarioWare Gold (2018, 3DS) • WarioWare: Get It Together! (2021, Switch) • WarioWare: Move It! (2023, Switch)
		Wario Land series		Wario Land 4 (2001, GBA)
		Other		Wario's Woods (1994, NES/SNES) • Wario: Master of Disguise (2007, DS)
	Super Smash Bros. series			Super Smash Bros. (1999, N64) • Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001, GCN) • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008, Wii) • Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U (2014, 3DS/Wii U) • Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (2018, Switch)
TV series				Donkey Kong Country • Super Mario World • The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 • The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (By character: Mario · Luigi · Others [A–K] · Others [L–Z])
Other				LEGO Super Mario • Super Mario comics • Mario Press Conference • Super Mario Bros. film (1993) • The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) • White Knuckle Scorin' • Wario Press Conference
By character
9-Volt • Ashley • Birdo • Bowser • Bowser Jr. • Blue • Candy Kong • Cranky Kong • Dr. Crygor • Fawful • Funky Kong • Goombella • Huey • Kamek • Iggy Koopa • Larry Koopa • Lemmy Koopa • Ludwig von Koopa • Luigi • Mario • Master Mantis • Mona • Morton Koopa Jr. • Princess Daisy • Princess Peach • Red • Rosalina • Roy Koopa • Sammer Guys • Shadow • Starlow • Talking Flower • Toad • Toadette • Toadsworth • Waluigi • Wario • Wendy O. Koopa • Yellow • Yoshi • Young Cricket

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Characters	Super Mario franchise	Mario • Luigi • Princess Peach • Yoshi • Bowser • Toad • Donkey Kong • Wario • Waluigi • Princess Daisy • Birdo • Diddy Kong† • Bowser Jr.†
	Dragon Quest series	Slime • Princessa • Kiryl • Yangus • Angelo • Platypunk • Bianca • Alena • Carver • Jessica • Dragonlord • Stella† • Patty†
	Other	Mii† • Lakitu • Healslime • Goodybag
Stages	Super Mario franchise	Bowser's Castle • Delfino Plaza • Good Egg Galaxy† • Mario Circuit • Mario Stadium • Peach's Castle • Starship Mario† • Super Mario Bros. • Yoshi's Island
	Dragon Quest series	Alefgard • Alltrades Abbey† • Castle Trodain • Colossus • Mt. Magmageddon • Slimenia • Ghost Ship • Robbin' Hood Ruins • The Observatory†
	Other	Practice Board†
Minigames		Itadaki Slot* • Amida Dokan* • Silver Tarot* • Monster Colosseum* • Round the Blocks† • Memory Block† • Dart of Gold† • Slurpodrome†
Further info		Gallery (Itadaki Street DS · Fortune Street) • Media (Itadaki Street DS · Fortune Street) • Quotes (By franchise: Super Mario · Dragon Quest) • Staff
* Appears only in Itadaki Street DS † Appears only in Fortune Street

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