User:Chris Helper

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—User:Chris Helper, Mario Kart 64

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Chris Helper's Story Corner

Welcome to my story corner! This is about the stories I have written when I had nothing to do. In these stories, you'll follow the life of Chris Tompkins.

Episode 1: The 3DS Uproar

“I WANT A 3DS TOO!!!!!!”
—Chris Tompkins, The 3DS Uproar

The 3DS Uproar is the first story written by Chris Helper. It focuses on Chris Tompkins; a 15-year-old boy who is desperate to get a 3DS like the others. Can he get one before he obliterates Super Chris City?

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Chapter 1: The First 3DS Spotted

Chris was reading the Super Chris Newspaper, and there were a bunch of articles in it that weren't necessary. They were mainly about the Super Chris Economy. While scanning, he found an interesting article. He was about to read it until his sister, Chris-Alice, came along holding an Aqua Blue 3DS playing Mario Kart 7. "Hello, Chris." She says. Chris, who was about to read, looks up and says; "Hey, Chris-Alic..." He looked at the 3DS and was interrupted. "Where did you get that?" he asked. "I bought it." Chris-Alice said. Chris slammed the newspaper on the table and said; "I need to get one, seriously." He stomped out of his front door.

Chapter 2: The 3DS Craze

Later that following day, he was walking up the sidewalk to Super Chris City. As he was walking, he saw a boy and his sister with Cosmo Black (brother) and Misty Pink (sister) 3DSes. Chris stops, looks and asks; "Where do people keep getting these 3DSes?" He continues walking in a sulkish manner. When he reached the city gates, a green airplane flew over the gates with a banner saying; "Get a 3DS today!" The banner was white with an Aqua Blue 3DSes and "Get a 3DS today" was in red text. Chris, getting even more depressed, looks at the plane and says; "3...D...S?!" He walks through the gate entrance in a very depressed mood.

Chapter 3: The 3DS Gifts given by Amelia

While he looks for a store with a 3DS, his spouse, Amelia, is leaning on a tree playing her Cosmo Black 3DS. Amelia looks at Chris in a depressed mood, and goes to him. She asks; "Hey, Chris. What's wrong?" Chris doesn't reply at first. He takes a deep breath and replies; "Amelia, I've been thinking... Just last night, my mom said I couldn't have a 3DS..." Just then, a girl named Landa goes up to Amelia holding Super Mario 3D Land in her hands and says; "Super Mario 3D Land?! Thanks, Amelia!" Amelia generously responds; "Don't mention it, Landa." Landa walks off and Chris continues; "Not that it matters since my mother..." He was again interrupted by Brenda; a 25-year-old young woman; she came up to Amelia saying; "Thanks for the pouch, Amelia. Happy 3DS Day!"

Chapter 4: Chris Gone Crazy

Amelia kindly replied; "You too, Bren." Chris, again, continues from his story while saying; "I really would appreciate it if someone would..." He was yet again interrupted by Amelia's best friend Sulley, who drove up in a convertible holding a Flare Red 3DS. "Hey, Amelia! I just wanted to thank you for this Flare Red 3DS!" He then said to Chris; "Can you believe this thing? I just met it this morning. Chris, for the last time, continues his story in a state of anger; "So, as I was saying..." Chris was finally interrupted by a person who asked; "Excuse me, do you guys have the time?" Chris, in a very angry state, picks up the passerby and hurls him high into the air. He then yelled; "I WANT A 3DS TOO!" He then started to act like Donkey Kong and go tearing through the city with a golden hammer. He first stopped at a guy with a DS cart who was selling outdated DS and DS Lite systems. He roared at the boxes, and then he took out his hammer and smashed all of them, leaving nothing but scrap metal. Then, he stopped at a guy in a 3DS costume with kids dancing around him. As soon as they spotted Chris, they all ran away. Chris stormed up to him saying; "I defy you, 3DS-Man!" He grabbed the man's costume and ripped it in half revealing the guy who was in it. During the event, a man on the P.A. announced; "Attention, everyone. Our town hero is on the loose!" After hearing this, they all ran for cover while Chris tears for 3DSes to break. He then stopped at one on top of a building. He looked at it and said; "3DS must die!"
He then ran up the wall and stopped at the Flare Red 3DS sitting there. He takes out a very sharp needle and pops the balloon. The balloon deflates, and Chris jumps down to the sidewalk.

Chapter 5: The End of the Chase

After the jump, Chris eyed a 13-year-old girl with her Cosmo Black 3DS and said; "3DS must die!" He takes the girl's 3DS and snaps it in half with the top screen and touch screen split apart. The girl then started crying. Amelia, with a bunch of bystanders, looks at Chris and the crying girl. "Chris!" she said angrily. Chris, munching on the 3DS parts, looks at her and raises his golden hammer. Amelia and the bystanders then scream and run for cover, but they ended up at a dead end with Chris chasing them. After cornering them, Chris roared at them. When he had enough, he said; "Give...me...Amelia!"

Chapter 6: Will the Real Chris Tompkins Please Settle Down?

Amelia was thrown out of the passerby crowd and she chuckles at Chris slightly. Chris, in a very angry mood, says; "You're going to give these people 3DS-related stuff and NOT ME?! Now YOU MUST PAY!" "Okay, Chris, I know I'm the one who deserves this, but do they?" Amelia replied while finding ways to cheer him up. "They don't even DESERVE a 3DS!" He replied really angry. He then started to gang up on them, but he suddenly realized what happened to him. During this, Amelia runs to a toy store for a 3DS.

Chapter 7: Two Months Ago

In the first month, Chris asked his mother Aubree for a 3DS. He told his mother how harsh his math teacher was and she immediately said; "No 3DS until you bring up that grade!" Hearing this, Chris immediately went into a coma that following month. The next month, he was laying on the family couch with a doctor overlooking him. Aubree, nervous about the coma problem, asks; "Dr. Meadows, is there any cure for this coma he's suffering?" Dr. Meadows takes out his cure book and looks for a cure relating to comas. "Ms. Tompkins, I'm afraid there's only one cure." Aubree was willing to know. Dr. Meadows's cure was; "Buy him a 3DS."
Aubree had to pay $100 to Dr. Meadows. He took the money then left. Aubree immediately broke into tears after he left. That following month, she bought a 3DS for herself, but she still cried because she had to buy Chris one to get him out of that coma.

Chapter 8: Back to Normal

Chris was having a reality check while staring at the bystanders. During this, Amelia ran towards Chris holding a 3DS box. Chris was then snapped back into what he was doing. He ganged up on all of the bystanders, and when he got really close, he roared at them. "Here I come! It's a free 3DS!" Amelia said behind him. One of the bystanders came out and said; "Look, Chris! It's here! It's here! The best system in all of Super Chris City is right behind you!" "Sure it is." he said in an unbelieving tone. "I'm telling you, it's right there, turn around!" The bystander said; "It's right there! Turn around!" Chris said; "Uh-uh." "Chris, just turn around." The bystander said again. Chris refused to turn around. They all started telling him to turn around. Chris soon enough yelled; "QUIET! There's is NOTHING behind me! Now all of you just shut up and go home!" Amelia just tapped his shoulder; Chris quickly replied "What do you want?" He eyes the 3DS and goes near it. He takes the 3DS out of Amelia's hands and stammers. "Happy 3DS Day, Chris!" Chris, full of joy, replied; "Yay! Yay! My 3DS!" He opened the 3DS and started to play with it. While playing, Chris apologizes to all of the citizens for his crazy actions he has done, then everyone played games in Super Chris City throughout the night.


The end.

Trivia

  • Stone Chris makes a cameo in this episode. He can be seen playing a Flare Red 3DS.
  • The corruption in this story is that the Misty Pink 3DS isn't released in America yet.
  • The story's plot is a reference to the SpongeBob episode "Valentine's Day" where Patrick goes crazy at a local carnival because SpongeBob's valentine didn't arrive as planned.

Episode 2: The PSP Uproar

The PSP Uproar is the second story written by Chris Helper. In this story, it is mainly focused on Chris Tompkins, the only guy in the family without a PSP. Can he get one before his days with Sony is over?

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Chapter 1: Chris in Mourn

It was a bright day at the Tompkins household. Aubree and her 20-year-old son Jack are merrily playing their PSPs (Aubree had a PSP Go and Jack had a PSP-3000). Cousins Bonnie and Camille are playing their Hannah Montana limited edition PSPs. Amelia and Dale play their PSP-2000s together. We also have Chris, the only one in the family without a PSP or a PSP Go. While he watches the guys play, he lies on the couch in a desperate state of mourn. His face is entirely blue, and he can hear himself moan like a banshee that is dying away. Since there is no way of getting him back into normal self.

Chapter 2: The Road to a PSP

Episode 3: Super Chris Racing

Super Chris Racing is the third story written by Chris Helper. It is mainly focused on Chris and his rivals racing for the grand prize. Who's going to claim the trophy?

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Chapter 1: Grand Prix Entries

Chris was walking around town looking for a gift to buy Amelia for their anniversary. He was looking for a gift until he stumbled upon a flyer saying that a race is coming to town, and the grand prize was money. "Ooh! I'll enter this!" he said after reading. He went to the sign-up sheet and signed his name on the entry list. He then went home and made a few modifications to his kart.

Chapter 2: The Big Day

On the day of the race, Chris took his modified kart and went to the track with it.

Episode 4: Sleepless on Sunny Road

Sleepless on Sunny Road is the fourth story written by Chris Helper. The story is about Chris and a few of his friends are coming over for a sleep over, but it's far more than what he expected. Will the party be a blast or will it be out of control?

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Chapter 1: Party Preparations

It was late in the evening and Chris was setting up party food and he also ordered some pizza. After he was done, he went to his couch to watch "Cosmic Capers". While he was watching the show, the doorbell rung. He went to answer it. When he opened the door, Bonnie was there standing with a smile on her face. "Good evening, Chris. I'll be staying with you for a night." she said. Bonnie then entered the house. "Welcome to my sleepover, Bonnie. I've got party favors for you to eat." Chris said. "Did you also bring any game systems along with you? If not, I've got a Wii in my room that plays homebrew." he asked and said. "I did bring my PSP." Bonnie replied. "I also bought my night gown." she added. "I'll have to go put it on.

Chapter 2: Almost Time to Party

Bonnie went to the bathroom and put on her gown. Chris went back to watching "Cosmic Capers". Shortly after, Bonnie called Chris to the bathroom and he ran there. "What do you think of my gown?" she asked. "It...looks...pretty!" Chris said while hesitating. The doorbell then rung again and Chris went to answer it. He opened the door and at the door was Amelia and Tom the pizza guy. Amelia greeted Chris and walked in. "Hey, Tom! How's the pizza business?" He asked. "My new pizza is selling like hotcakes!" Tom replied. Chris paid Tom some cash and took the pizza. Tom went back to the pizza parlor. "Hey, girls! Pizza's here!" Chris called. "Wait a minute, Chris!" Amelia called from the other room. Bonnie ran in, and after a few seconds, Amelia ran in wearing a long-sleeved orange shirt and orange sleeping pants. Chris handed the girls the pizzas and they all gobbled them down. "All right, now that the pizza's done. Let's go to the couch!" Chris said. The three ran to the couch. Amelia rolled out her sleeping bag and PSP. "Any PSP games you got, gals?" Chris asked. "I got Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters, Super Monkey Ball Adventure, and Sonic Rivals." Amelia said. All of a sudden, Chris started laughing. "What? All I said was 'monkey'." Amelia declared. When she said 'monkey', Chris laughed harder. While Chris was laughing, Bonnie said "Amelia? That word makes him laugh." Chris then stopped laughing. "Chris, do you have Super Monkey Ball Adventure?" Amelia asked. Chris picked up right where he left off; laughing at the word 'monkey'. He suddenly stopped and replied; "No."

Chapter 3: Game Night

Chris and the two girls started playing their PSPs until Chris suddenly realized he was still in his normal clothing. He ran to the room and took his jeans off and put on his pajamas. He was about to go back out and sit on his couch when all of a sudden, the doorbell rang. He ran to answer his door and it turned out to be his old friend Zeo. "Come on in, dude! The party's just getting started!" Chris said. Zeo walked in and he dragged his suitcase with him. "Dang, dude. You didn't tell me you were bringing your suitcase." Chris said. "My suitcase is full of clothes and games." Zeo said. He opened his suitcase and pulled out a 3DS. "Ooh! I got one of those too!" Chris shouted. He ran to his room to get it. While he went to get it, Zeo made conversations with the girls. "How are you girls doing?" he asked. "We're doing fine." Bonnie replied. "We just got here." Amelia replied. Chris ran back out of his room with his Aqua Blue 3DS he had got from Amelia in "The 3DS Uproar". "This is my 3DS. Amelia bought it for me." Chris said. "I bought that 3DS for him after he tore through Super Chris City like a baby throwing a major tantrum. You can blame his mother because she was the one who started the conflict." Amelia said. "I heard about it. At least he's calm now." Zeo said. "As I also aforementioned, I got a Wii in my room that can play homebrew!" Chris said. "Homebrew?! I LOVE homebrew!" Zeo jumped up and said. He ran to Chris's room and turned on the Wii. Chris and the two girls ran up behind him. Zeo was already playing homebrewed games without Chris, Amelia or Bonnie. "Zeo, we're getting ready to play too, so don't get ahead of yourself." Amelia said. "Oops, sorry." Zeo said. Chris took out his Wiimote box and he, Amelia and Bonnie took out each of them and turned them on. "Now, we're going to be playing emulators and other homebrewn titles into the night!" Chris said. Later that night, they were getting hungry and thirsty. (Apparently, the pizza that Chris, Amelia and Bonnie ate didn't quite fill them up) They went to the kitchen and got snacks, and then they guzzled down soda. After drinking, Chris burped. "Excuse me." he said. Then they went back to the room and played their last game and then they turned the Wii off and went to bed.

Chapter 4: In The Morning

Everyone was in their daytime clothes and they were walking around the house thinking about what they should do today. While they were discussing, Amelia was on the phone talking with her parents. When she hung up, she said; "Chris, I have bad news." "What?" Chris asked. "My parents got phone calls from other parents and they said that they're all going to be out of town, and we have to stay with you for a whole week!" Amelia broke the news. In amazement and shock, Chris fell to the ground. When she got him back up, Chris immediately yelled; "PAR-TAAAAAAAAAAY!!"
Before the party began, the doorbell rung and Chris went to answer it. At the door stood his two twin friends Emma and Ali. "Emma! Ali! Come right on in!" Chris said. Emma and Ali sat down on the couch and Chris started to think of something to do to kill boredom. "We can drive in go-karts." Bonnie suggested. "Can't," said Chris; "My kart has a broken wheel and it needs to be fixed up." "Let's play Super Tag!" Zeo said. "Super Tag? What's that?" Chris asked. "It's a game where you tag someone and the person that's it has to wait 5 seconds to move." Zeo explained. "Seems fun, let's go!" Chris said. Everyone got up from their seats and went out to the front yard. After preparations were made, Zeo was it because he was the one who suggested the idea. Chris and the other friends ran around like crazy. Zeo ran up to Amelia and tagged her, but he also pushed her down to the ground. Every untagged player stopped running and they walked up to her. Amelia laid on the ground with a sight of blood on her elbow. "Ooh. I'll take her inside." Chris said. He picked Amelia up and took her inside and placed a band-aid on it. Due to Zeo, she had to stay out to avoid any other minor injuries. As for Zeo, since he pushed Amelia down and didn't apologize, he was out for the rest of the game and Bonnie was it now. She ran and tagged Emma, Emma stood still for 5 seconds and then she moved. Later, they all went back inside and decided what else to play. "We can play Red Light, Green Light." Ali said. "Fair deal. Who wants to be the curator?" Chris asked.
Amelia was chosen to be the curator and Ali, Bonnie, Emma and Zeo were standing in front of the TV. Chris was sitting in his chair posing as the referee. At first, she looked at the "statues" and then she turned around. While the others were walking, Zeo cheated by running up to Amelia and touching her. Later, they were taking a 50-minute break and when it ended, they decided what else to play. "Let's play Squeak Piggy Squeak!" Emma said. "All right! I'll be the farmer." Chris said. He took out his gadget watch and used "Makeover Mojo" to turn himself into a farmer. When he was dressed up as one, Ali ran up behind him and tied a blindfold to his eyes and Bonnie gave him a pillow, and then he was spun around three times. He placed a pillow on Ali's lap. "Squeak Piggy Squeak!" Chris said. Ali responded by saying "Squeak!" Chris thought of that voice and then said "Ali!"
While Ali got ready to be the farmer, Chris's doorbell rung. He answered the door and it was his friend Starr. Since the game started, she had to join in the next round. Later, they then started to play "Fire on the Mountain". Starr was the leader. Chris, Zeo, Amelia, Bonnie, Emma, and Ali were on the floor waiting to jump up at the right moment. "Fire on the Mountain!" she said. "Fire!" the circle responded. "Fire on the river!" Starr said. "Fire!" the circle again replied. "Fire on the billboard!" Starr said. "Fire!" the circle responded, but Zeo jumped up while the others were lying down. The game was paused and Chris said; "Zeo, you're out." Zeo went to sit on the couch and watch the others. The game then continued. "Fire on the couch!" Starr said. Everyone (Except Zeo) jumped up. Ali jumped up last and she was out for responding late. Later in the game, Chris and Bonnie were the only two people remaining. "Fire on the couch!" Starr said. Chris jumped up, Bonnie was eliminated, and Chris won. Lastly (Starr just joined in), they played "Sardines". The rest of the group hid together while Chris ran up to the attic. After counting, they went to look for him. In the hallway, Starr noticed that the attic door was left open. When everyone else found Chris, Zeo was the last one to find him, so therefore, he lost the game. The group went to rest except Starr. Chris took her to his room to do something fun.

Chapter 5: It's Starting to Get a Bit Too Crowded in Here...

Later that same day, the group was in their nighttime clothing playing their game systems. While they were playing, Chris's doorbell rung. "Whussup?!!?" Blackstar Chris asked in a very excited mood. "Hey, BC! Come on in!" Chris said. "Okay! Blackstar Bonnie! Bring the food!" Blackstar Chris said. Blackstar Chris brung in his sleeping gear, and Blackstar Bonnie brought in the party favors. Chris looked at her walk by with them and he closed and locked his door. "Looks like my sleepover just turned into a slumber party." he said. He walked back to the couch and everyone went to decide what games they should play tomorrow.

Chapter 6: A Packed House

The next morning, Chris woke up in a refreshed fashion. Before we went to wake up the others, his doorbell rung. He opened the door to let his two friends Dale and Donald in. They came in and got ready to play games. Chris ran to the guest room and told everybody to wake up. Then, everyone in the guest room got out of bed and went to the bathroom and washed their faces and put on their daytime clothes. When they were done, they went to the family room and got ready to play "Blind Man's Bluff". Everyone except Starr (who was still sleepy) got ready to play. Zeo was forced to close his eyes while Chris tied a blindfold around his head. While searching, Zeo tripped over Starr, who was lying on the floor sleeping. "I found you, Starr!" he said. Starr didn't respond. "I'll take her back up." Dale said. He picked up Starr and carried her back to the guest room. While he was doing that, Zeo lifted his blindfold and saw people. "Zeo! Stop cheating!" Chris said. Dale then came back from the guest room and the game continued. But before continuing, Dale noticed that Starr drooled on his shoe. Chris used a paper towel and cleaned it off. "People drool sometimes. You'll get used to it." he said. Then the game continued (For real this time). Later, Zeo tagged Chris and then they got ready to play a three-legged race. Starr came outside refreshed from her mid-morning nap. "I'm ready to play now!" she said. "Come on over here! We're picking partners for the three-legged race!" Chris said. "Now for my first partner, I'll pick Amelia." Chris chose. Amelia jumped in excitement and ran over to Chris, then a brace attached to Chris and Amelia's legs. He then chose a partner for Dale. "Dale, I want you and Zeo to team up." Chris said. Dale and Zeo went together and a brace formed right around their legs. "Starr, you and Donald can team up." Chris said. Donald gazed at Starr in a form of "I love that girl" manner. When she went to them, a brace appeared on their legs and Donald looked at Starr as if he were in love with her. "Uhh, what are you doing?" she asked. "Bonnie, you and Ali pair up." Chris said. Bonnie and Ali went together and a brace appeared around their legs. Emma and Blackstar Chris paired up, and Blackstar Bonnie was the only player left. Luckily, a green Mazda drove up and Niecy got out of it. "Hey, guys!" she greeted. "Hey, Niecy! You're just in time for our three-legged race! Come on and join us!" Chris said. Niecy ran over to Blackstar Bonnie and clashed with her. Soon, the race began. At the end of the race, Chris and Amelia were the ones to cross the finish line. "We did it!" they said together. The other racers ran up behind him and they all lost. Then everyone went inside deciding what to play next. Inside, Chris decided that the gang should play "Sleeping Lions". Everyone agreed on this and everyone (But Dale) got on the ground and pretended to be asleep. At first, Dale stopped at Donald and he tells him strange jokes. Donald stood up and had to join Dale because any "lion" that was standing had to join the hunter(s). After everyone stood up, they then decided to play "Simon Says", a classic game which was fun for all ages. Niecy was chosen as the leader and the first command she said was; "Simon Says hug yourself." Everyone hugged themselves. Later in the game, most of the people were out because they did stuff when Niecy didn't say "Simon Says". Chris won because he was the last one remaining. Then they decided to play "Luksong baka", a game where players have to jump over a kneeling person. Zeo had to kneel because he was the first one out in "Simon Says". Chris got a running start and jumped over him. Niecy did a backflip over him, Starr long-jumped over him, and lastly Ali jumped over him. Overtime, Zeo raised up and made the jumps harder. Their last game before their break was "Musical Statues", a game where you stop on command when the music stops. Chris had his radio playing music from Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour. When the music stopped, everyone but Zeo stopped. Later, Chris was sleeping on his couch and Emma told him that a lady was coming. He woke up and told everyone to get ready for action.

Chapter 7: The Mysterious "Lady"

Later that night, a weird lady was coming up to Chris's house and he and his friends were ready to attack the lady. "She" rung the doorbell and Chris answered it. "Please come in and wait for me in the hallway." Chris said. The "lady" went into the hallway and Chris immediately pulled out his walkie-talkie and said "Attack!" Bonnie pulled a rope that poured flour on the "lady". Ali pulled a lever that released a glove that hit "her" in the private area. Amelia ran toward "her" and hit "her" with a large frying pan. After "she" took too much damage, Chris removed the disguise to see it was that his nemesis Dark Chris. "Ooh! You win this round, Chris! But the next time we meet, it won't end in the same way!" he said. He walked out of the house. The next day, Becky came over and stood at his door.

Chapter 8: Upon Becky's Arrival

Chris's annoying pest, Becky Gonzalez, stood at his front door in the hopes of coming in. She rung the doorbell. Chris went up to the door and said; "Go away, Becky." "Nope. My parents are out of town, so they sent me over here." She said back. "That's a dead lie, your parents did not send you over here. Now get off my porch!" Chris said in anger. "I'm coming in anyway!" she said. Becky kicked the door open and the door flattened Chris like a trash compactor. The door then closed itself and Chris peeled off the wall like a poster. "HEY! You have NO right to kick my door open, lady!" He shouted after he got up off the floor. While in the kitchen, Becky was in Chris's cabinet. "Becky, what are you doing?" he asked. "I'm looking at your mug." she replied. Chris snatched the mug out of Becky's hands.

Chapter 9: The Party's End

Chapter 10: Major Clean-Up

Episode 5: Niecy's Unexplained Disappearance

Niecy's Unexplained Disappearance is the fifth story written by Chris Helper. It is focused on Chris looking for his friend Niecy Williams, who unexpectedly disappeared and probably got herself into a dangerous place. Can Chris and his friends find her before she gets badly hurt?

Chapters

Chapter 1: Where's Niecy?

It was a bright and fresh morning. Chris was outside getting the newspaper and he went back into the house. When he went inside to say hello to Niecy, she wasn't there. "Niecy, where are you?" he asked. He still didn't get a repsonse. His fax machine then beeped on and a message printed out. He then went to his fax machine and the message said; "If you want to see your friend again, then find my clues."
"Niecy's in danger." Chris said. He ran out his door to find the clues to Niecy. He looked in the mailbox and inside was the first clue. "If you want to taste sourness, find a tree with green leaves and yellow light-bulb like fruits." "The lemon tree!" Chris responded.

Episode 6: Dark Chris's Demise

Coming soon.

Episode 7: Halloween

Halloween is episode 7 of Chris Helper's stories. It is mainly focused on Chris Tompkins and some of his friends going to trick-or-treat.

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Chapter 1: Making Preparations

Today was Halloween. Chris and his friends were waiting to go trick-or-treating, but it was still daylight outside. "I really wish nighttime would get here faster. I want to go scare up some candy!" Chris said with excitement. "Me too." said Amelia all bored. "Everyone, go break out your costumes." Dale said. They all went into their own rooms and searched for something to wear in order to earn candy. After they were done, the sun was starting to go down. They all then jumped with excitement. "It's almost time to go! Everyone, go get in your costumes!" Chris ordered. They all went into private areas to get dressed. When they were done, nightfall had just begun. They then begun announcing their costumes. "I'm Count Dracula!" Chris said. "I'm a prom girl!" Amelia said. "I'm a cheerleader! Check me out!" Bonnie said. She then started posing. Dale looked at her all lovesick. "Dale!" Chris said while he snapped his fingers; "Who are you?"
"I'm a Pokemon Trainer!" Dale said. "I'm a queen." Ali said. Blackstar Chris flew in and landed. "I'm the Green Hornet!" he said after landing. "Okay! Is everyone ready?" Chris asked. Everyone all replied with a huge "Yes!"
"Okay! Move out!" Chris said.

Chapter 2: The House of Tricks & Treats

As soon as they stepped outside, they saw a few kids out trick-or-treating. Some kids walked up to Chris and said; "Trick or treat!" Chris hid inside his cape, and opened it and frightened the kids. They ran away screaming. "Hey! Don't you kids want your candy?" He asked, but as soon as they got off his driveway, there was no response. "Let's go, guys." he said. They all left the driveway and went up the sidewalk to other houses.

Chapter 3: A Hard and Tasty Road

As they were walking up the sidewalk, they stopped at a first house. They went onto the house's stoop and rung the doorbell. The person inside the house then opened the door and said; "Hiiiiii, trick-or-treaterssssss." Chris hid behind his cape and said; "We came for your candy..."
The person gave everyone something. On the sidewalk, some people said they got candy. Bonnie, looking sad, got an apple. "Ah, don't be sad, Bon. There's another house that'll give my favorite cheerleader candy." Chris said. Bonnie looks up and smiled. "Okay, everyone, let's go on!" Chris said. Everyone went up to the next house. They rung the doorbell. The door opened and a giant stone fell down. It was then broken by the person behind it. "Hey, guys! How's the scaring coming along?" Stone Chris said. He gave everyone candy (especially Bonnie). They all then left the house and went to the next one. At the next one, it was empty on the inside, but a giant bat costume dove down and opened its wings. It scared Ali stiff.
Ali then went to hide behind a tree. Everyone got candy but Ali. She went back up to the porch to claim her candy, but all she got was a rock. "A rock? Really?" she asked. "Sorry." said the perpetrator. When she left the porch, she threw the rock hard on the ground and candy came out. "Ooh!" she said. She picked up the candy and placed it in her bucket. They continued on down the sidewalk and looked for more houses.

Chapter 4: Later Candy Hunting

At the next house, everyone but Bonnie got candy. Bonnie again got an apple. When they left the pour, she stared at the apple and then said; "Is this a way to treat a nice girl dressed up as a cheerleader?" The other members were going on and Chris turned and looked at Bonnie staring into her basket. He then went up to her and grabbed her arm quickly. She yelped as this happened. At the next house, they met someone very familar. It was Camille (who was dressed like Cinderella). "Hello, guys! Here's your candy!" She gave everyone (and Bonnie 'cause she's got 2 apples) candy. As they were heading up the road, a familiar antagonist and his trick-or-treating team was with him. The main heroes hid behind a bush and waited for them to walk past. They walked past and Joshua stopped for a moment and sniffed the air; "Do I smell perfume?" He thought. "Joshua, move it!" demanded Negastar Chris. "Coming, master!" he said and he ran as fast as he could to get up to them. "It was probably my imagination." He said as he ran off.
Behind the bush, Chris glared at Bonnie. "Bonnie, don't put on perfume when you go trick-or-treating. You'll attract boys." he said. They all got up from behind the bush and went to the next house. The house had someone dressed as Frankenstein. He came up to the main trick-or-treaters and gave them all candy. "Thanks, sir!" they said. They all left and went to the next house where someone was dressed as a ghost. Under the sheets hid Annabel, who gave them all Skittles. "I love Skittles!" Bonnie said out loud.
They left her house and went to the next one.


Chapter 5: Almost Time to Head Home

It was starting to get late and most of the trick-or-treaters went home. They went to the next to last house of the night. At the house was a guy in a Peyton Manning costume who charged at the guys. They got candy (Bonnie AGAIN got an apple!). Bonnie looked at the apples she got and she dropped a tear on one of them. "What's wrong, Bon?" Chris asked. "Today's Halloween and out of all the houses we've been to, I've been getting nothing but apples! Red stinkin' apples! It's Halloween for crying out loud! It's not even November yet!" she said. She took one of her apples out and threw it on the ground, held onto Chris and letted all her tears out. Chris handed her a handkerchief and she cried on that. Chris wrapped his arm around her and they both continued to walk. "Let's go to the last house, guys." At the last house, the door opened automatically and a guy dressed in a Sonic the Werehog costume appeared in front of them, and since no one went to his house, they got all the candy he had. They left his porch and everyone gathered around Chris and they all teleported home.

Chapter 6: Candy Counting

At home, they all were checking their candy to see if it was past due. None of the candy wasn't and Bonnie threw the two apples she got into the trash.
They all ate their candy and realized that this was the best Halloween ever.


The end.


Trivia

  • Count Dracula is a mythical vampire that is well known for turning into a bat and he can suck blood out of other people.
  • A cheerleader is a boy/girl who shows team spirit.
  • A Pokemon Trainer is a protagonist in the Pokemon series.
  • The Green Hornet is a comic character that can fly at fast speeds.
  • The story is based on how trick-or-treating works.
  • A bat is a type of creature that sleeps during the day and is mainly active at night.
  • Cinderella is a Disney character who had many stepsisters and did not look beautiful. She did look beautiful in order to go to a ball.
  • Negastar Chris and his army members make a cameo in this episode.
  • Sonic the Werehog is a fictional werewolf that's a combination of a hedgehog and a werewolf at night and is owned by Sega.
  • Skittles is a type of candy.

Episode 8: Cheerleader Strike

Cheerleader Strike is the eighth story written by Chris Helper. It features all girls in Super Chris City to dress up like cheerleaders! Can anyone find the cause of this?

Chapters

Chapter 1: Let the Pom-Poms Fly!

Today was a weird day on Sunny Road. Chris got up out of bed to go greet his wife. When he passed her, he said; Hello, Amelia." "Good morning, honey." she replied back. As Chris was going to the kitchen, he noticed something different about her. "Uh, Amelia?" he asked. "Yes?" Amelia replied. "Any particular reason you're wearing your cheerleading outfit?" he wondered. "There's this thing called a 'Cheerleader Strike' where all of the girls in the city are forced to wear their cheerleading outfits until the strike ends." she replied. Chris went toward the front door and said; "I'll find the one who caused this strike."
As soon as Chris left, Amelia did a random cheer.

Chapter 2: Cheery Craze

Chris went down the road to the leader of the strike. Along the way, he saw more girls in their cheerleading outfits. He even bumped into Bonnie while she was doing her dances she did at the dance party at Super Chris College. He interrupted her accidentally. "Sorry about that, Bon. I know about the strike, but where is the cause coming from?" He asked. "Chris, I heard that the strike leader is up north of Super Chris City. He forced us to wear these outfits to see what he would think if we look cute or not. Please go stop him," she pulled on her skirt; "my body is starting to flare up." she said. "Just leave it to me, I'll get you girls out of those outfits!" he said. Chris went to the west entrance to Super Chris City and inside the main city, he saw some girls dancing and cheering for no particular reason. Then a wave of frequency beeped in the sky. "There it is!" Chris said. He went up to the antenna and he thought it was close to him, but it was far than he expected.

Chapter 3: The Long Road

Chris was going toward the antenna to find the leader of the cause, but along the way, he bumped into several cheerleaders that attacked him. Chris attacked by deflecting their pom-poms right back at them. He moved on when they were defeated. Up in the radio tower, there was a mysterious man who was watching Chris fight cheerleaders. "Excellent work, my green friend... You'll never get past my cheerleaders!" he said. Outside, Chris was in the middle of a cheerleader brawl. "You'll never beat me!" he said. After he defeated that round of cheerleaders, he went on to the radio tower entrance, but two cheerleaders blocked his way. "You'll never get past me!" The cheerleader on the left said. Chris took out two pies and put them on the cheerleaders' faces. He ran past them and went inside the tower.

Chapter 4: The Battle for the Strike

The green hero was inside the tower and there were pictures of cheerleaders everywhere. As soon as he reached the middle of the floor, the alarm started to go off. Out of nowhere, several cheerleaders appeared around Chris and he got out his Star Gun. "Get him!" One of them said. "Let's do this!" Chris said. The cheerleaders closed in on him and Chris jumped high up and fired an Amrageddon Star at them. It exploded when it touched the ground. Every single cheerleader fell over and Chris went to the elevator. When he got to the second floor, there were more cheerleaders that came up to him. He cocked his gun and fired stars at them. He then used an Invincistar and ran into every cheerleader there was. When the second floor was cleared, he went to the floor the master was on. He brawled the master and he ended the strike.

Chapter 5: Normality

After the strike ended, Chris announced that the strike was over and that everyone ran back home and put their normal clothes back on. Chris went back and greeted those he had saw before. Several people thanked him for ending the strike. Then, everything was back to normal and everyone hoped they wouldn't have to wear those outfits again.

The end.

Episode 9: Chris's Birthday

Chris's Birthday is the ninth story written by Chris Helper. It is mainly focused on Chris's 16th birthday.

Chapters

Chapter 1: Birthday Preparations

Today was 11/6. Chris was in his room reading comics and teen magazines while his friends were outside his room decorating for his party the next day. Dale was hanging banners all over the family room, Amelia was setting the table with luxurious birthday-styled decorations, Bonnie was blowing up balloons and tying them around the chairs, Ali was wrapping presents and Emma was putting a bow on each of them. When they were done, they went to relax.

Chapter 2: The Birthday Bash

While Chris was still sleeping in the wee hours of the morning, the guys went to buy him gifts. Amelia bought him clothes, Dale bought him games, Donald bought wrapping paper and a little treat from his family, Bonnie bought him hair products (e.g. combs, hair spray for men with large hair, and a hair brush), Ali bought him deodorant (Chris doesn't smell THAT bad), Emma bought him shoes. After they gathered all of the gifts, they purchased them and ran back to the house. They wrapped them and waited until 12:00 p.m., Chris's alarm clock went off at the time and he banged the clock so it could shut up. He woke up with a yawn. "Uugh, how long have I been sleeping?" he asked himself. "Eh, it passed." he then said. Outside his room, the guys heard him put his feet on the floor.

Chapter 3: Time to Party

Amelia jumped up in fright and said; "Everyone hide!" The guys scattered throughout the room and got somewhere where Chris couldn't see them when he walked in. Chris went in there and saw what the guys set up that following day. As soon as he stepped in, everyone jumped out and said; "Surprise!" Chris was slightly startled by this. "This is what you guys have been hiding from me?" he asked. "Yes, we did. Happy Birthday, Chris." Amelia said. After that, they took their gifts and went to the table. "I'll go first." Niecy said. She took her gift and gave it to Chris. He slashed the wrapping paper and it revealed an iPad. "OOH! I had my eye on this for a long time!" he said excitedly. "Happy birthday, Chris. You are blessed on this day." Niecy said. She gave Chris a kiss. Then, Amelia gave her gift to Chris. Chris clawed the wrapper and it revealed a shirt that says "I'm #1!" Chris gazed at the shirt and said; "I sure am number 1!" "Happy birthday, Chris." Amelia said. She hugged/kissed him. Bonnie then gave him her gift. He opened the gift and it was a box with stars on it. He looked at it puzzled. "Open the top." said Bonnie. Chris opened the top and a bag of long balloons and a pump came out. "This is great for a trick show!" he said. "Have a happy birthday, Chris." Bonnie said, then she giggled. Chris opened the other gifts and went to his room and put them in there. Then, he came back out and everyone got ready to play party games.

Chapter 4: Game Time!

Chris came back out and the whole gang was outside playing around. The first game they played was mini-kart race. "Everyone, get in your karts!" Donald announced. Everyone but Donald got in karts. As soon as the race started, Chris boosted out of the starting gate through the course. Later in the race, Chris crossed the finish line and waited for the others to catch up. "Chris wins the race!" Donald shouted. After that, they went to the next game (It was for boys only). The second game contained Niecy throwing hearts in the air and seeing who can catch the most and the hearts that were on the ground couldn't be collected. The game soon began when Niecy threw hearts in mid-air. Chris, Donald, and Dale scrambled for the hearts flying in the breeze. After all the hearts had fallen, Niecy counted the hearts the guys collected. Chris caught 40, Donald caught 38, and Dale caught 40 also. As a result, Chris and Dale had to catch an extra heart. When the extra heart fell down, Chris checked Dale out of the way and caught it. For winning, Niecy gave Chris a kiss. A jealous Dale went over to Niecy and kicked her in the shin. Because of that, Dale couldn't get to participate in the next game. The next game featured Amelia as a runaway chicken and Chris and Donald were at two posts getting ready to chase her. After preparations were made, Bonnie blew a whistle meaning "Go!" Amelia ran around the circle like crazy. Donald almost had her, but Chris jumped on his head at the last moment. He captured Amelia and won. Then they went to the next game where Ali was sitting atop a tank filled with water. Everyone got three chances. Niecy went first. "I'm gonna make you swim!" she taunted. She threw her first ball and it missed, she then threw her second ball and it missed also. Her third ball almost had the target, but it went above the target. Then it was Dale's turn. His first ball hit the front of the tank, his second ball went under the tank, and his third ball went into the tank. "Hey! No cheating!" Ali said. Then Donald went up. His first ball hit the target, then the flap below Ali closed and she fell in. She swam up from the water and got back on the flap. Donald's second ball almost had the target, but it flew off. His third ball was going to hit the target, but Emma accidentally stood in the way and she got hit in the area you don't want to be hit in. "Sorry, Emma!" he shouted. Donald then took Emma inside. Lastly, Chris was up. He threw his three balls and they all hit the target. After the game, Ali went inside to dry off. The last game featured Bonnie tied up to a lamp post with garbage below her. Everyone had to get to her before the rope snapped. When they reached her, they saved her. Then they all went inside to cool off.

Chapter 5: The End of the Party

"Man, that was the coolest party I ever had!" Chris shouted. "We're glad you had fun, Chris. We may be doing this stuff again on your next birthday." Bonnie said. "Have a happy 16th, Chris." Niecy said, then she said to Dale; "Dale, you owe me an apology for kicking me in my shin after you lost to Chris." "Sorry." he said unsatisified. "You'll be driving pretty soon, Chris." Amelia said. "That was a soaking time I had out there!" Ali said. "I had fun out there, despite the fact I got hit in my private area." Emma said. In closing of the birthday party, they all ate the food that was on the table.

The end.

Episode 10: Amelia's Bad Day

Amelia's Bad Day is the tenth story written by Chris Helper. Amelia Tompkins-Broadway is having a bad day because something is bothering her and it won't stop irritating her. Can Chris soothe her before her day gets worse?

Chapters

Chapter 1: A Jacked Up Morning

Amelia woke up in the morning with a bright smile on her face. She went into the kitchen to drink some coffee, but she realized she didn't have any coffee powder left. She then decided to make some tea. She began to drink it, but she lost her grip of the cup and it spilled all over her robe. She then went to the laundry room and put her robe in the washer, and when it was done washing, she put it in the dryer and she then went to her kart. When she stepped out into the garage, she didn't know her kart was gone and she had to walk to Blackstar Mills.

Chapter 2: Can it Get Any Worse?

Chris and his four friends Starr, Melody, Blackstar Chris, and Dale were at Blackstar Mills drinking Super Cola while Amelia, in a bad mood, comes in. She sits at the table where the 5 are sitting at the table depressed. "Amelia, what's wrong? Why are you sad on such a fine morning?" Melody asked. "'Fine morning'?" she asked. "I didn't have any coffee beans or coffee powder to make coffee, so I decided to make tea, and when I begun to drink it, I spilled it all over my robe, then I had to put my robe in the washing machine, and then I put it in my dryer. Then, I went to go get in my kart, and all of a sudden, it was gone. I then had to walk through traffic, walk on crossroads, and walk up avenues. I had a pretty bad morning today, and I want the day to get over with." she said depressed. "Brighten up and drink some Super Cola! I'm sure it'll ease up your morning!" Starr said. Amelia bought herself a Super Cola and drunk it, but her mood did not change. "We have got to think of a way to get her back to feeling better." Dale said.

Chapter 3: Dale's Plan

The 5 friends followed Dale's plan to butter Amelia up. First, Chris tried feeding her pizza. She ate the pizza, but her mood didn't change. Then, Dale tried to buy her a gift. She opened her gift, and the gift didn't even cheer her up. Blackstar Chris bought her a hair ring, but that hair ring didn't cheer her up. Starr took her to the mall's bowling alley. While there, she bowled a strike. Amelia was up to bowl, but all she did was let the ball roll down the lane, and the ball didn't knock over any pins. Lastly, Melody took Amelia to a nail salon. While there, Melody got "french" tips on her fingernails. Amelia just got up and left the nail salon. Apparently, Dale's plan was a bust. Back at the table, Starr thought of something to do to cheer Amelia up.

Chapter 4: Starr's Plan

The 5 friends followed Starr's plan to butter Amelia up. First, Chris bought her a new kart, but it was the wrong color and he had to go home and spray-paint it. Then, Starr bought her a kart decal. Apparently, the decal didn't soothe her as well. Everyone else, pretty much tried to cheer her up, but to no avail. When they got back to the table, Chris came back with a little bit of paint on his shirt and arms. He went to the mall's washroom and washed his arms, then he went home and washed his shirt and put a replacement on and went back to the mall. "Guys, thanks for buying me all these gifts, but none of them please me..." Amelia said even more depressed. Suddenly, Chris had the idea of going to the jewelry shop. He ran to the jewelry shop, and when he got there, a large crowd was blocking the door. He had to think of another way in.

Chapter 5: Jewelry Store Overrun

While battling his way through for a gift, Chris stumbled upon a pearl necklace that two men were fighting over. They were pulling on the necklace, they bit each other's fingers, and they threw the necklace in mid-air. Chris was lucky enough to buy the necklace. After buying the necklace, one of the men involved in the fight chased Chris throughout the mall, and the crowd followed him. During the chase, Chris hid in one of the stores and the crowd ran by. When the crowd wasn't looking, he ran back to the table as fast as he could.

Chapter 6: A Clean Getaway with a Pearl Necklace

Back at the table, Amelia's face was damp with tears. Dale used a handkerchief to wipe her face. Chris jumped from table to table back to the gang's table. After he got there, he went behind Amelia and placed the necklace around her neck. She immediately stopped the waterworks and felt the thing around her neck. She stood in front of Chris and gave him a hug. "Thank you, Chris. Thank you for brightening my day." Amelia said. After the hug, the mall started to close. The gang ran ot of the mall while Chris & Amelia ran back to the house. Amelia's day continued normally.

The end.

Episode 11: The Kart Jacker

Coming soon.

Episode 12: A Super Chris Christmas

A Super Chris Christmas is the twelfth story written by Chris Helper. It associates with Chris finding gifts for his friends during the school holidays. Can he get them before Christmas Day arrives?

Chapters

Chapter 1: Holiday Rush

Chris was rushing around taking Christmas lists from his friends and sending them off to the North Pole. He then looked at his calendar that says; "December 23". He then started pancking and said; "December 23rd?! Christmas is almost here and I haven't sent in my Christmas list yet!" He ran to his room and started writing down stuff he wanted on it. While writing, he has a hard time thinking of what to write on it. He then took out an old magazine that had video game consoles in it and then he started writing down two consoles he wanted, and then he took out another magazine which contained game controllers made by the original creators and third-party members. While he was doing that, his other friends were outside hanging up Christmas decorations and decorating the Christmas tree. Chris came out and placed a star on top of the tree, and then he went back to his room. In his room, he took everyone's list and stuffed it inside colored envelopes so he could ship them off to Santa. Later, his hand felt tired and he went to rest. Later that day, it started to snow. Everyone but Chris was outside playing in the sparkling white pleasure while Chris was inside resting after a tiring morning. He woke up to go greet those he met this morning, but they were all outside playing in the snow. Chris went to get his snow clothes and ran back outside.

Chapter 2: Snow Way Out

Outside in the snow, Chris was having a snowball fight with his friends Starr, Niecy, and Amelia. "I'll get you this time!" Chris said. He threw a snowball at Amelia's face. Donald and Dale were having a sledding race from a high hill, and as soon as they slid down the mountain, they both started laughing and screaming at the same time. Lastly, Camille was making a snowman using food from her bakery. Later while outside, it got cold and they had to go back inside and warm-up.
While they were inside warming up while drinking hot chocolate and watching TV, a severe weather alert popped up on their TV. "WHOA!" Chris said after jumping. The severe weather timeline said:

Amelia shrieked in fright and ran to get stuff needed to keep the guys warm. She brought out a heater, a battery-powered radio, her handheld game systems, and blankets. Chris got his things and everyone else had no other choice but to run home and get their stuff. After that, the wind outside started to blow hard.
Now that they were ready, Amelia turned the heater on and everyone felt warm. While they were heating, snow begun to pile up on the house. Later, it started to cover the streets.

Chapter 3: Snow Prison

"Due to all of that snow out there, I can't continue my Christmas shopping until it's all gone." Chris said. Just then, a message on the radio said; "News update. More roadways are now closed and we just recieved that Blackstar Mills is closed until the snow clears up. So, if you're still planning on Christmas shopping there, you'll have to wait a while."
"What?! Aw, man! That sucks!" Chris said.

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