User:Sadaharu

This has caught Your Attention (Hasn't it?).

“Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”
—Cap'n Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

The following languages are as follows:

• Spanish
• Dutch
• German
• Greek
• Italian
• Portuguese
• Russian
• English

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• Pienso, por lo tanto estoy.
• Ik denk, daarom ben ik.
• Ich denke, folglich bin ich.
• Σκέφτομαι, επομένως είμαι.
• Penso, quindi sono.
• Eu penso, conseqüentemente eu sou.
• Я думаю, поэтому я.
• I think, therefore I am.

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• Juguemos hasta que no tenemos ningún pesar.
• Speel tot wij geen spijt hebben.
• Lassen Sie uns spielen, bis wir keine Reue haben.
• Παίξτε έως ότου δεν έχουμε καμία λύπη.
• Giochiamo fino a che non abbiamo rammarico.
• Deixe-nos jogar até que nós não tenhamos nenhum pesar.
• Препятствуйте нам сыграть до тех пор пока мы не иметь никакие сожаления.
• Let's play 'till we've no regrets.

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• No se atierre.
• Niet paniek.
• Versetzen Sie nicht in Panik.
• Όχι πανικός.
• Non si lasci prendere dal panico.
• Não se apavore.
• Не паникуйте.
• Don't panic.

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• ¡Eso es Robin!
• Dat het Robin!
• Das ist es Robin!
• Ότι αυτό Robin!
• Quello è esso Robin!
• Aquele é Robin!
• То будет им робин!
• That's it Robin!

Colour in honour of my pal Great Gonzo. HeyHey, MarioWikiers! I respectfully request that some assistance be given to the fledgling RetroSega Wiki. [1] Check out Prince Of Tennis on youtube. Seriously. I'm a huge Prince of Tennis freak.Mada Mada Dane' HK-47. That's me, always endeavoring to provide you with a profusely better wiki! “Sea turtles, mate.” —Captain Teague, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Sadaharu's Userbox Tower This user loves CHEESE!. File:Check small.png This user stands For Great Justice! File:185px-Zerowing.jpg All your base are belong to this user! Pipe Plaza This user is a part of Pipe Plaza's Construction Team. 'S This user is part of the core 'Shroom Staff. This user is one of Plumber's minions. File:Brain small.png This user's Brain Age is 20. File:Controller example.png This user is addicted to video games. vg-4 This user is an expert gamer. File:Controller example.png This user listens to video game music. File:Controller example minus.png This user never got to play a SNES. File:Luigi-link2.PNG This user is part of SPL's cool userlist. File:N64 small.jpg This user still plays the Nintendo 64. File:Dot.pngFile:Dot.png This user plays retro games. File:NES small.png This user still plays games on the NES. Ulti Fav This user believes that QuackShot: Starring Donald Duck! is the best videogame ever. fan-3 This user thinks that The Sly Cooper Series is the best videogame series ever established. ? This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun. fan-3 This user's favorite videogame character is Sly Cooper. File:BandyAndy.PNG This user dislikes the video game character Bandy Andy because he stole my hot dog. This user is allied with The Great Gonzo ? This user is a utility template. File:BandyAndy.PNG This user has been known to steal user boxes without permission. HK-47 File:185px-Zerowing.jpg HK-47 Name: Eiji Gender: ..Male Favourite Character: Luigi Favourite Game: SMRPG Favourite Colour: ..Black Favourite User: Erm.. SoS Allies: Gonzo Fave Food: Italian Fave Song: Carry on My Wayward Son Fave Band: Deep Purple.. or The Who Favorite Show: Kimba the White Lion Fave Movie: Ocean's 11 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Me “Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift, to be used for the good of mankind.” —Doctor Otto Octavius, Spider-Man 2 I'm HK-47 and I really like Star Wars, Mario, Zelda, Cheese, Sly Cooper, Dr. Seuss, Kirby, Sonic, Star Fox, Chibi-Robo, Prince of Tennis, chocolate, cheese, bacon, paper, skateboarding, tennis, pirates, TMNT, ping-pong, and Brain Age. I hate Wayoshi with a passion. Okay, its more a mild distaste towards his new attitude. All of the links in my sig are useful... Really, click one! Click 'em all! Gotta Click 'Em All! I have a sprite comic (see below) and a story (see even more below). I am Error. I am the Walrus. I am the moldren man. As of 23:37, 11 April 2007 (EDT) I am currently on episode 58 of Prince of Tennis, the Greatest show in the world. I can be physically active, if you want to believe that, as I skateboard, play tennis, and table tennis. I kill in table tennis. My snake-shot (table tennis style) is FTW. As of 00:15, 31 May 2007 (EDT), I have only used it thrice. I enjoy Toho movies, Kimba the White Lion (Leo, Jungle Emperor), and the Ocean's movies. The Name It stands for Hunter-Killer. 'Ts from KotOR. Appearances Hrm... I dunno. Somewhere. Tell me if you see me! Uh.... Gonzo's story. Users Who Are Cool “Wow, three ninety-eight!” —Rocket J. Squirrel, Rocky and Bullwinkle Great Gonzo -- He's great. Helped my user page, I stole my status coding from him. He rooms with Eggy. Great Gonzo is officially half of my favorite users. Max2 -- Meh. He is. Although he did insult my comic. Confused -- He just is. Said I was too cool to be a sysop. Waaay cooler than his brother. Son of Suns -- We all know. Yellowdinodude -- My Smash Partner and a fellow cheese lover. 3D -- I don't quite know. Paper Jorge -- Fellow Sysop. Eggbert -- Guy's 1/2 man 2/3 amazing. SPL -- A pretty neat guy. One of the infamous Great Paper Eggy97 Bros. He rooms with Mario97 BeanBean -- A cool little kid who likes to say hi. Likes Cheese. Chuck Norris -- Chuck Norris Cheese -- Much Beloved. RAP -- Licensing expert. Yoshi626 -- Dunno. Sir Grodus -- A pic-man Plumber -- He's cool. Makes appearances in my comic. Aipom -- FTW. Likes Ping-Pong. That's totally FTW. Dry Bones -- Meh. Holiday maniac. Makes cool pictures. Ghost Jam -- A neat Sysop. AgentSeeThrough -- First Bureaucrat. Jelly Soup -- Slept in a room with Ghost Jam. Link --Got into an argument with Jelly Soup. ChrisAlassal -- Gave out real name. Elite Yoshi -- Caff'd at me later. Salty -- Up until he quit. That's not cool. Mario... -- ... Koopatrol -- Dunno. Kelt --He's a General now. WarioLoaf -- Good band. Mario1997 -- He has an entire year. Username -- Very Generic. Shadow Wayoshi -- We both have a mild disrespect towards Wayoshi. Peachycakes179948100 -- I admire perseverance. Peachycakes19778260644 -- I admire perseverance. StarNeptune -- Pulled together two trolls... wow. Needs a life. If you aren't on this list... there's probably a reason for it. People Purposefully Left Off This List “Jack Sparrow. You paid me a great insult, once." "That doesn't sound like me. ” —Sao Feng and Cap'n Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean:At World's End. A Link to the Past Wayoshi List This is for my use... or is it... Zwok. -- Fun Game. If you're good, join Greinz, if you're gonna suck, join Blooz. See if we meet in the arena someday. RetroNintendo.com -- Actually the site that lead me here. Kirby Wiki UnMario Wiki Mario Wiki Characters Luigi -- Always been my favorite Goombario -- A cool kid. Twink -- What's not to like? Peach -- My doubles character in Mario Tennis, left-handed, paired with Luigi. Chuck Norris -- Chuck Norris Songs And Such We Will serve the Lord About Just kind of a neat song. Its kind of a diss towards everything that isn't serving God. The Song 1.Wealth can be an idol, built of gleaming gold, bringing dreams of paradise, futures bought and sold. Some will choose to gather it, all that they can hoard, but as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord! 2.Pleasure is a siren, promising the flesh, brief relief from emptiness, a hiding place from death. Some will choose to chase it until it leaves them bored, but as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord! Refrain As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord, we will serve the Lord, we will serve the Lord! As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord, we will serve the Lord, we will serve the Lord! 3.Power is a hunger, burning in the breast, to walk among the mighty and trample on the rest. Some will choose to gain it by lie or guile or sword, but as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord! 4.Father of all mercy, giver of all life, here we speak our covenant above the noisy strife. Hear us shout in glory above the pagan horde: as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord! Carry On My Wayward Son By Kansas {Refrain Carry on my wayward son There'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more Once I rose above the noise and confusion Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion I was soaring ever higher But I flew too high Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man Though my mind could think I still was a mad man I hear the voices when I'm dreaming I can hear them say {Refrain Masquerading as a man with a reason My charade is the event of the season And if I claim to be a wise man, well It surely means that I don't know On a stormy sea of moving emotion Tossed about I'm like a ship on the ocean I set a course for winds of fortune But I hear the voices say {Refrain No! Carry on, you will always remember Carry on, nothing equals the splendor The center lights around your vanity But surely heaven waits for you Carry on my wayward son There'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry (don't you cry no more) The King Of Glory [2] Slightly good version. ... and a more....er.... Comedic Version. About This song is really cool to listen to. Fun to sing, if you know the tune. The Song Refrain: The King of glory comes, the nation rejoices. Open the gates before him, lift up your voices. 1. Who is the King of glory; how shall we call him? He is Emmanuel, the promised of ages. 2. In all of Galilee, in city or village, He goes among his people curing their illness. 3. Sing then of David's Son, our Savior and brother; in all of Galilee was never another. 4. He gave his life for us, the pledge of salvation, He took upon himself the sins of the nation. 5. He conquered sin and death; he truly has risen, and he will share with us his heavenly vision. Canticle Of The Turning My soul cries out with a joyful shout that the God of my heart is great And my spirit sings of the wondrous things that you bring to the ones who wait You fixed your sight on the servant's plight and my weakness you did not spurn So from east to west shall my name be blest Could the world be about to turn? My heart shall sing of the day you bring Let the fires of you justice burn Wipe away all the tears For the dawn draws near And the world is about to turn Though I am small my God my all you work great things in me And your mercy will last from the depths of the past to the end of the age to be Your very name puts the proud to shame and to those who would for you yearn You will show your might put the strong to flight for the world is about to turn My heart shall sing of the day you bring Let the fires of you justice burn Wipe away all the tears For the dawn draws near And the world is about to turn From the halls of power to the fortress tower not a stone will be left on stone Let the king beware for your justice tears every tyrant from his throne The hungry poor shall weep no more for the food they can never earn These are tables spread every mouth be fed for the world is about to turn My heart shall sing of the day you bring Let the fires of you justice burn Wipe away all the tears For the dawn draws near And the world is about to turn Though the nations rage from age to age we remember who holds us fast God's mercy must deliver us from the conqueror's crushing grasp This saving word that our forebears heard is the promise which holds us bound 'Til the spear and rod can be crushed by God who is turning the world around My heart shall sing of the day you bring Let the fires of you justice burn Wipe away all the tears For the dawn draws near And the world is about to turn The Greatest Adventure Also the greatest song ever. About I always draw inspiration from this song. I can't listen to it without crying. I've loved it since I was a little kid. Its from the Animated Hobbit Movie, which, if you haven't seen, you should. I reccomend it highly. The Song The greatest adventure is what lies ahead. Today and tomorrow are yet to be said. The chances, the changes are all yours to make. The mold of your life is in your hands to break. The greatest adventure is there if you're bold. Let go of the moment that life makes you hold. To measure the meaning can make you delay; It's time you stop thinkin' and wasting the day. The man who's a dreamer and never takes leave Who thinks of a world that is just make-believe Will never know passion, will never know pain. Who sits by the window will one day see rain. The greatest adventure is what lies ahead. Today and tomorrow are yet to be said. The chances, the changes are all yours to make. The mold of your life is in your hands to break. The greatest adventure is what lies ahead. Pages I Made. {{#dpl:namespace=|createdby=Username}} ...HEY! Quiz Strange Tales:Comic A kidnapping... A Snorlax.... A Fearsome Foursome Composed of Teenage Tertillians Adept in the Martial Arts.... What is the connection.... These are all.... Strange Tales.... From the critically acclaimed User, HK-47, this perpetuating new series is full of excitement and adventure, normality and strangities, obvious and surprise, and you won't want to miss a single installment! Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page. From the author you know and kind of love, Strange Tales aims to be confusing and odd. Come and join the countless bewildered readers that have endeavored before you! Issue/Volume One Effective April 12, 2007, Strange Tales Issue/Volume One is only available at The Comic Convention at The UnMario Wiki. They will no longer be available here on my userpage, and the files will be deleted. 22:21, 11 April 2007 (EDT): And they're gone! Issue/Volume Two Effective 25 May 2007, Strange Tales Issue/Volume Two is only available at The Comic Convention at The UnMario Wiki. They will no longer be available here on my userpage, and the files will be deleted. 13:32, 25 May 2007 (EDT): And they're gone! Issue/Volume Three Effective 28 May 2007, Strange Tales Issue/Volume Three is only available at The Comic Convention at The UnMario Wiki. They will no longer be available here on my userpage, and the files will be deleted. 19:47, 28 May 2007 (EDT): And they're gone! MarioWiki:GT File:MarioWikiGT.JPG File:Mariowikigt1.JPG File:Brackets.JPG Those are the initial brackets for MW:GT. Any comments, concerns, questions, cheese, contact me on my talk page. If you feel you belong here, please contact me ASAP. If you feel you don't belong here, contact me ASAP. The One Who Would Ineffably Be Called Prince This is a tale by yours truly. Its written Douglass Adams style, with my own unique flavor. Many of you are in it, but not Wayoshi. Have comments, reviews, condolences, inquisitions, ascertations, consternations, perspirations, questions, kudos, or complaints, do it on my talk page.Mada Mada Dane Part One Bar None: An Introduction ~~The small flat had never really been all that important. In the grand scheme of things, it was actually quite titchy. In fact, it was empty, and the only notable detail regarding this flat was that immediately next door was a slightly larger flat, which is where our tale begins. This flat mattered the most to a small man named Tumble. ~~Tumble was a small man, with a Die-shape to him. (I hope you understand this, as most sentients have trouble picturing a die-shaped man.) Tumble lived a simple life, his best friend being a man who appeared to look like a three named Tres DeJong. He wasn't a too terribly smart man, having always had at least 3 D's on any given report card. Tres was the leader of the duo, with Tumble almost always four steps behind. ~~On this particular day, the two friends were enjoying a rousing game of Parcheesi. I do not pretend to understand exactly what Parcheesi is, but I wish to stress that it is, in fact, truly, "The Traditional Indian Game of India." ~~Suddenly, as the game was about to come to a stunning climax, the power in Tumble's flat went out. Afraid that his food, which consisted mostly of soup, bread, cheese, and green tea, would spoil, Tumble headed off to find the switchbox. He never had a chance. End Bar None. Part Two Bar One: Dolphin's Wild ~~However improbable this may seem, a large bull came charging out of the small chinaware shop across the street and, by divine coincidence, charged right through the front door of Tumble's flat. ~~The misguided mammal did not hit Tumble, nor did it hit Tres. It did, however, smash into a table, flinging whateverisusedtoplayParcheesi everywhere. In a mad display of anger, Tumble stomped out what used to be where his door was, and, with a mindset that all was lost and that some great journey needed to begin, Tumble was off, Tres several steps behind him. ~~It was around this time that several hundred feet away, a gorrila was eating a flea he had picked off the back of his mate. Several hundred feet further, a young man named YY was breathing in a large amount of O². ~~This was because he had just woken up, and had stepped outside to breath deeply, as was his custom. He was greeted with the site of a bull, a distance that seemed to him to be about a mile away. The accuracy of this figure may, however, be debated. He ignored it, however, as it didn't seem to affect him, and retreated back into his flat to eat some cheese. End Bar One. Part Three The First of the Mohicans: The Gosher ~~Tumble decided that if some great journey were about to begin, they would need at least one more person. The duo opted to enlist the aid of Hk. Hk, they decided, was pretty much cool with everyone and anything. he was actually quite elated when they appeared at his doorstep, and he delightedly invited them in. ~~"A quest, huh? I'm in. I was bred for this stuff. Any clue as to what we're questing for?" ~~Not really. Tres and I have never really done anything of this sort before." ~~Newbies, eh? That's alright. I'm here to get killed off anyway." ~~"Huh...?" Tres was confused. ~~Nothing..." ~~End First of the Mohicans. Part Four The Last of the Mohicans: Copyright Infringement ~~YY was quite surprised that when he retreated back into his flat,he found several men on his couch, none of whom had previously been there, nor any of whom had been invited in. He stood there, dumbfounded. ~~"You must be very surprised. Dumbfounded, even, " One of them said. ~~"Quite. And yes. Might I inquire as to what exactly is going on?" He asked. ~~"Yes." There was a loud silence that came upon the room. ~~YY stood quietly, awaiting an answer to his inquiry. "Well, you have to actually ask, first. You merely asked permission," the man said after several minutes of silence had gone by. ~~Erm.... right. So, then.... What is going on, exactly?" ~~"You get to be tested. Lucky you. Truly," he laughed. "I wish i was in your position. Truly. Oh, well. No, no, I'm just kidding around. We come from a slightly exclusive council of elder-biengs. We have some omni-type powers and such things. We picked your name from a hat. You get to join the great army. You see, we pick one sentient a year from each planet in this....... um, I want to say "dimension," but that word is so played out, y'know?" ~~YY slowly nodded", Yeah. Yeah it is, isn't it?" ~~"Quite so. Anyway, its a large war game, big fun, you have no choice, please make this easy." ~~In YY's defense, he was completely stupefied, and really was in no shape to notice that the other "men," (He was quite beginning to dislodge the term in his thoughts, as he quite doubted they were actually men, but rather sentient beings from elsewhere.) had slowly surrounded him. End Last of the Mohicans. Part Five Genius One: What child is this? ~~Hk insisted on each of them brining a towel. They could bring whatever else they wanted", But a towel, " h said", is necessary." All Hk was brining was a towel, which juast goes to show how much faith he weilded in its glory. ~`~`~ ~~"You should quest for something. Some seek grails, but I find this to be overrated." ~~"We could seek-" ~~"That's all too common, Tres." Hk decided it was pointless to further pursue the matter in their current location, and decided to set out down the road. ~~After several minutes of questing for ideas, Hk decided they must quest for an ancient artifact of some sort. The best place to do this sort of thing, of course, is either South America or the Middle East, with experts stilll debating over which is the better site. The group opted for the Middle East. End Genius One. Installment the Sixth Genius Two: The King off Glory ~~Tumble stood patiently at the airport ticket counter as a rather large and impatient man stood behind him. He had just purchased tickets for the 3:37 to Oslo. A woman handed him his tickets and he walked off. The plan was now set into motion. The three of them would fly to Oslo, stopover and eat traditional Norwegian cheese , catch a train to Moscow, stopover and eat traditional Russian cheese, and after that fly to Damascus. Once there, they would flip open a Bible to a random page and pick an item from there to quest for, if it wasn't already "found." ~`~`~ ~~After sampling some delicious cheeses, they had finally arrived in Damascus. They had also randomly flipped open a bible to John Chapter One and subsequently chastised Tres for picking a page with no physical substance to it. ~~"2 Kings Chapter 6. Recovery of the Lost Ax. It has to be somewhere, right?" Hk read then said. ~~"I 'spose....." Tumble slowly replied. ~~"Well, things in the Bible are rarely in the same place later. I say we seek it out in......." he paused here "........Antioch. We can go by Camel." End Genius Two. Part Seven 1 John: Play Me Like a Lyre ~~Many people believe life is just one big dream. Some people say that weird things that happen must be dreams, because weird things can't be real. It would be unreal and impractical to believe that life is normal and that weird things don't usually happen. If we use this same logic, we can assume caution is a waste, and that if we die, we should, in theory, just wake up. ~~This is the logic used to calm your fears when you join the great army. it did not, however, calm YY at all. It in fact made him more on edge, probably because he didn't understand a word of it. Unfortunately for YY, the great army doesn't really care. ~~YY was not feeling like he could handle the regimen set out before him. It consisted of six months 'advanced training,' all of which would be tough and new for YY, as it required a basic knowledge of alien technology advanced far beyond Earth will ever hope to reach. ~~Then two months of strategizeng. After that, one month of war, the year long event culminating in a 3-month period of burying the dead. End 1 John. Part Eight 2 John: Land of the Rising Sun ~~The bustling streets of Antioch were filled with an air of urgency, filled with many different sounds and odors. The chief noise were the merchants pushing their wares on unsuspecting customers, with beggars achieving a close position as second-in-command of noises, as well as being the chief odor. ~~A young man in a cloak Tres and the gang through the mazed streets with a quick pace they had trouble keeping. He led them into a small hovel deep in the center of town. "So, uh...... this Ax...... You, uh, seek it? Right? The lost one?" ~~"Yup. Did we, uh, come to the right place?" ~~I just so happen to have a map that will lead you right to it.... Ten denari." ~~Pay him Tumble. I only have my towel. No money." ~~Oh, okay." Tumble pulled out ten denari that was in his pocket for he'll never know why. End 2 John. Part the Ninth 3 John: What Wondrous Love is this? ~~YY had, in the past six months (but apparently they were located outside of time somewhere), come to the realization that not all is as it first seems. For example: The other day in mess he had been speaking with another recruit about the post. The egregious sentient ended the conversation with a witty remark, vaguely paraphrased as,"At least one thing is for sure: Everyone who works in a post-office on your planet is an alien." YY then remembered many things he wished he didn't remember, and maybe, hadn't ever done in the first place. ~~He was also quickly becoming adept at dealing with queer things. His entire future seemed quite queer to him. He especially thought things would be queer after assigning today. ~~Assigning is where the Great Army appoints you to a position at random. You are then given a chance to pick a new handle. In fact, if you get a good job, choose the right handle, you may be able to make something out of your pitiful life. This was always what YY had secretly wished, maybe not even knowing he secretly wished it. End 3 John.