List of Fortune Street quotes by Super Mario characters

Main article: List of Fortune Street quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Fortune Street as said by Super Mario characters.

Birdo[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"So this is where Yoshi comes from? What an adorable little island!" (Yoshi's Island)
"Oooooooh, this place looks spooky! I'm almost too scared to roll the dice!" (The Ghost Ship)
"Time to hit the old gridiron! Wait – that's baseball, right?" (Mario Stadium)
"What a lovely castle! There must be a handsome prince waiting for me inside!" (Castle Trodain)
"Oooh, a galactic rendezvous? How romantic!" (Starship Mario)
"Harrumph! This is no place for a lady! This heat and humidity isn't good for my delicate skin!" (Mount Magmageddon)
"I have to WALK? I thought we'd get to ride in karts! I'm glad I left my high heels at home!" (Mario Circuit)
"There's a flying train around here? How romantic! Imagine soaring through the night sky with that special someone..." (The Observatory)
"Oh my! If it isn't Princess Peach's castle! I assume that I'll be treated as royalty here?" (Peach's Castle)
"There's nothing like a big strong man to- Hey! That's just a statue! But I gave it my number..." (The Colossus)
"Tee hee! This looks like the kind of place where I could cause a lot of trouble!" (Super Mario Bros.)
"Yoo hoo! Oh, hero-man! Won't you come and rescue me? I'm helpless when it comes to rolling the die!" (Alefgard)
"What a gorgeous beach! Time to break out my bikini and soak up the sun!" (Delfino Plaza)
"Those slimes are absolutely adorable! Can I take one home with me? I'll love it to pieces!" (Slimenia)
"I want to be rich, famous, and beautiful! Wait - I'm already beautiful...so just make me rich and famous!" (Alltrades Abbey)
"Hmph! This castle looks all dark and dingy and fireball-y. No fun at all!" (Bowser's Castle)
"Oooooooh, this place looks spooky! I'm almost scared to roll the die!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"I can't tell which way's which! Won't someone help a lady find her way?" (Good Egg Galaxy)

General[edit]

To male player: "Hello there! Everyone calls me Birdo, but you can call me anytime, (player's name)!"
"Tee hee! I'm going to collect kisses from everyone at this checkpoint! Kisses and gold!"
"Tra-la-la! I'm in a fabulous mood today! C'mon, die - let's see if you're happy too!"
"Oh! My Birdo sense is tingling! Time to put that plan of mine into effect!"
"Come on, die, Mama needs a brand-new bow!"
"What a thrilling competition! Why, I feel as giddy as a schoolgirl!"
"Well, it's about time! Don't you know it's rude to keep a lady waiting?"
"Oh my! This die is sooo heavy! I can barely lift it!"
"I have to roll again? Oh my! I wasn't mentally prepared for this!"
"I know it's my turn, but stop staring at me like that! Don't you know I'm shy?"
"Why is this game so difficult? I don't understand what's going on!"
"I love the way you roll around, little die. It's absolutely adorable! Don't ever change!"
"That little shop over there is as cute as a button! Maybe I should force a buyout..."
"Oh my! Is it my turn already? Sorry! My head is in the clouds!"
"Yoo hoo! Catch me if you can!"
When die can only roll 1: "My head is spinning! And I think eggs are about to come flying out of my mouth!"
"My poor little shoppy-woppy! I need to hurry up and help you grow big and strong!!"
"Hold on, little shoppy-woppy! Mama's gonna invest in you just as soon as she can!"
"Tee hee! Think you can catch me? Go ahead and try - I double-dog dare you!"
"Hello there, little suit! Don't worry, I'll take good care of you!"
"Oh my! Two suits already. You little guys must be SO happy that I found you!"
"Don't be shy, little suity-wooty! You're the last one I need to collect!"
"Hold on you beautiful bank! I'll be there in two shakes of a tail! Get all my gold ready for me!"
"Almost time for my big promotion! Just look at me - I'm positively shimmering with excitement!"
"Where oh where is my sweet bank? I just can't wait to get my paws on all of that delicious gold."
"I'm going to put a little pink bow on this shop so everyone knows it belongs to me!"
"You're all mine now, little shop! We're going to be best friends, just you wait and see!"
"This shop is the most beautiful shop in the whole, entire world! Don't you agree?"
"Grow big and strong, you beautiful little shop! My heart beats only for you!"
"You're just a diamond in the rough. Here's a little gold to help you shine!"
"Oh my! What a deliciously unexpected windfall!"
"I did it! I am an absolute master at manipulating the market!"
"Look at all of my beautiful little shops! They just got seven percent more dazzling!"
"Tee hee! It must be fate that I landed here! This district is going to be all mine one day!"
"Tee hee! This one is just the first of many. I plan to own ALL of the shops in this fabulous district!"
"That makes TWO shops in this district that are all mine! You were waiting for me, weren't you, shoppy-poo?"
"Oh my! Three shops in this district already! Anyone else out there think I'm utterly fabulous?"
"Why are you looking at me like that? I wanted this shop, and so I just had to have it!"
"Oh, my word! They're mine, all mine! Every shop in this adorable, fabulous little district is mine!"
"Would you look at that! Nearly all of the shops are gone! Whatever shall I do?"
"Oh dear! Where did all of the shops go? Hmm... I don't like this, not one bit!"
"Did someone buy up all of the shops while I wasn't looking?"
"No more shops? None at all? Well then, what in the world am I supposed to do now?"
"You're investing a lot in that shop, (player's name). Don't worry - I wouldn't dare steal it from you!"
"Sorry, shoppy-woppy-poo! I don't want to sell you, but I'm afraid I must!"
Agreeing to sell a shop: "If you insist! Now listen to Mama, my little shoppy-poo... Be good for your new owner!"
"Watch out for Birdo! Once I'm on top, I plan to stay there!"
"Isn't this a fine turn of events! I land right on a property I want, but I don't have enough money to buy it!"
"My head is spinninig! And I think eggs are about to come flying out of my mouth!"
"Yoo hoo! How do you like being in first place? Because I'm about to find out how nice it is!"
To player: "I wonder if you'll ever be able to catch up with me (player's name)! Are you even trying?"
"There's nothing I like better than a man who knows how to play the market!"
"Why would you drop by on today of all days? Isn't it obvious my shop is closed?"
"Ahhh! All rested up. Why, I'm positively glowing, aren't I? Even my skin feels younger!"
"How rude! Sneaking in while a lady catches up on her beauty rest... You're unbelievable!"
Swapping Shops: "Might I suggest a trade, dearie? I’ll make it worth your while! Tee hee!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "No, no, NO! I simply despise shops like this!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "What a big, bad shop you've got here (player's name)! Next time, try to be a little more gentle!"
After buying someone out: "Oh, don't go causing a big fuss just because I took over this shop of yours. It was just so pretty, I had to have it!"
After getting bought out: "My poor little shoppy-poo! I...I think I'm about to cry! Why would you do that to me, (player's name)?"
After landing on the Bank: "Right on the money! That's what I call perfect timing!"
After the player lands on the Bank: "Stop acting like a big shot just because you landed on the bank, (player's name)! It's unbecoming!"
After warping: "Oh dear! My head is spinning! How in the world did I end up here?"
After warping: "The power of love brought me here!"
After the player warps: "Look at you go, (player's name)! You must have a touch of the wanderlust...!"
After landing on a Boon square: "Tee hee! Happy shopping, everybody! Spend a little extra for me!"
After landing on a Boon square: "Not only am I gorgeous, I'm lucky to boot! Try not to seethe with jealousy, everyone!"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Of all the days to close my shop, why did I pick today? I missed out on a paying customer!"
After the player lands on a Boon square: "You seem to have a monopoly on good luck, (player's name)! Won't you share?"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Thank you, everyone! Can't you all just feel the love right now?"
After getting a good Venture Card: "This is just what I needed! Now I don't need to pick and choose, because I've got a bit of everything!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "That certainly was unexpected! You venture cards really know how to make a lady happy!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "A surprise gift for Birdo? Why, thank you!"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "My little shoppy-woppies! Talk to me, darlings! Are ya all right?"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "No, no, NO! Give me back my precious money!"
After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Ooooh, I'll have to hang on to this!"
After the player gets a bad Venture Card: "Poor little (player's name)... Do you need Birdo to comfort you?"
After the player gets a bad Venture Card: "Try not to get too upset about that venture card, (player's name). You'll give yourself wrinkles."
After getting Heal Slime: "Tee hee! Suit me up, you precious little healslime!"
After getting Lakitu: "Lakitu! Don't go floating past any of my shops! The last thing I need is a day off!"
To herself: "Let's see...I'll do that, then this, and then... Oh Birdo, you're a genius! Tee hee!"
To player: "Are you looking at my bow? Isn't it precious? Maybe I'll let you wear it later!"
To player: "You're just my type, (player's name) - ambitious AND delicious! Tee hee!"
To player: "All that money is a big step forward for you, (player's name)! Spend it wisely!"
To player: "Oh, (player's name), you're such a softy! You could have charged me a lot more, but you didn't!"
To player: "Congratulations, (player's name)! I hope your luck starts to rub off on me!"
To player: "Tee hee! You should try a little harder to mask your feelings for me, (player's name)!"
To player: "Oh dear! Three shops in the same district! What have you got up your sleeve, (player's name)?"
To player: "Did you drive that stock price up just for me, (player's name)? I'll have to repay the favor someday!"
To player: "Don't get discouraged (player's name)... Just concentrate your thoughts on my beautiful face!"
To female player: "Tee hee! It's a battle of brains versus beauty, (player's name) - and I needn't tell you who's the beauty!"
To first place: "You're in first place and you STILL want more money? That's greedy, plain and simple!"
"A sudden increase in my accounts! Do I have you to thank for this, dear (player's name)?"
"I'm not just a pretty face! I've got a brain of business!"
"How could you betray me like that, (player's name)? I was counting on you!"
"You're quite the globe-trotter, (player's name)!"
To player: "Tee hee! Guess what, (player's name)? I'm going to beat Peach today! Maybe then everyone will call ME the heroine!"
- Peach's response: "Tee hee! You're such a joker, Birdo! Everyone knows I'm always the heroine!"
To female player: "Fair warning, (player's name)! Angelo doesn't have eyes for anyone but me!"
- Angelo's response: "I don't mean to force myself on you, (player's name), but if we could just spend some time together, perhaps Birdo will get the message..."
To player: "You shine so bright, (player's name)! Might I hitch may wagon to your star?"
- Angelo's response if the player's character is male: "Come and spend that gold in one of my shops, (player's name), and you'll enjoy a much greater promotion. That of your image. It could do with some work."
- Angelo's response if the player's character is female: "Honestly, (player's name), you burn my eyes with your brilliance."
To male player: "Eek! You're level of skill astounds me, (player's name)! I'm positively entranced!
- Angelo's response: "Birdo's captivated by you, (player's name). This is perfect."
To player: "Incredible! You are SO very talented, (player's name)!"
- Peach's response: "Hmph! I have more talent in my little finger. But you don't hear me bragging about it every five minutes!"
To female player: "Eek! Your level of skill astounds me, (player's name). You're an inspiration to us all!"
- Angelo's response: "Well personally, I find the way you manage your assets absolutely enchanting, (player's name)."
Near bankrupt: "Break it to me gently... I'm done for, aren't I?"
Near bankrupt: "NOOO!! But I don't WANT to go bankrupt!"
Near bankrupt: "I'm ruined! RUINED!"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (player's name)! You were sorely missed. No one else here has your charm and charisma!"
After reaching net worth needed to win: "Look at me, with (target amount of money)! Hold on, banky! I'm on my way!"
After player reaches net worth needed to win: "Since when did you earn (target amount of money), (Player's name)? I guess I haven't been paying attention!"
Approaching victory: "I’m about to win? Is it that time already? And here I was hoping to play with you all day long!"
After male player approaches victory: "Great work, (player's name)! I'd expect no less from a dreamboat like you!"
Going bankrupt: "I guess this is good-bye, then. Promise you won't forget me!"
Going bankrupt: "But... I just wanted to keep playing with you all! You'll miss me, won't you?"

Bowser[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"Bwah hah hah! Once I win, Princess Peach will be mine-castle and all!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
"Gah! Spooky ship! Is this where you've been hiding, you good-for-nothing Boo slackers!?" (Ghost Ship)
"Bwah hah hah! Lava everywhere! The only way this could get better is if someone fell in!" (Mount Magmageddon)
"Let me show you wimps how to roll a die. You gotta put your arm in it!" (Mario Stadium)
"Bwah hah, hah! What a slime-brained design! Whaddya say I give this castle the old Bowser makeover?" (Castle Trodain)
"Bwah hah! You can't tell up from down around here, can you? This is gonna make me dizzy!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
"After I beat this bunch of losers, I'm gonna clear every last Yoshi off that island! Bwah hah, hah!" (Yoshi's Island)
"This place looks kinda familiar... Aw, now I'm never gonna get that stupid song out of my head!" (Super Mario Bros.)
"Bwah hah, hah! Feast your eyes on my castle, people. Not an inch that isn't awesome!" (Bowser's Castle)
"What's all this talk about a legendary hero? Is Mario already famous out here? Legendary hero, my spiny shell!" (Alefgard)
"Bwah hah, hah! I'm gonna smash the smithereens right out of this ugly ship! It looks a little too much like… Mario!" (Starship Mario)
"Gwah! You call this a vacation spot!? I'm gonna make a mess of it! Mario'd better get his F.L.U.D.D. ready!" (Delfino Plaza)
"Hey, this place is pretty snazzy! Maybe I'll make it my new castle! Gwah hah, hah!" (The Observatory)
"OK, where's my kart? Huh? What do you mean we're not racing!?" (Mario Circuit)
"Ugh, this tranquil little island is gonna be a snoozefest, I can tell. Major yawn coming on!" (Slimenia)
"Hey, this place is falling apart! Uh...you don't think the street's gonna crumble under my weight, do you!?" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"That giant statue thingy would look great in front of my castle. I gotta have it! Where are my minions when I need them!?" (The Colossus)
"Bwah hah hah! So this is the place to change my vocation, huh? Sure, why not! Sign me up as a Master Fool-Stomper!" (Alltrades Abbey)

General[edit]

"Bwah hah hah! Make way for the great Bowser! I'm gonna crush you all to smithereens!"
"Why aren't my minions here to back me up!? Guess I'm gonna have to win this one on my own!"
"It's about time! I've been ready to roll for a while now!"
"So that's how it's gonna be, huh? Guess I'm gonna have to play rough!"
"Try not to faint at my awesomeness! Gwah hah hah!"
"Lord Bowser coming through! Bow down before me or get stomped, fools!"
"Scram, you wimps! I'm on my way to claim first place!"
"There’s only room for one person at the top - ME! Now get outta my way!"
"Why don't you just give up now? None of you stands a chance against me!"
"Gimme a good roll or else!"
"Bwah hah hah! Sure does feel good to be on top!"
"I'm goin' from the bottom straight to the top! Bwah hah hah! Watch and learn, ya wimps!"
"BWAH HAH HAH! I'm unstoppable now!"
"Bwah hah hah! Watching you wimps beg for mercy is gonna be fun!"
"Do any of you fools actually think you can beat me? Bwah hah hah!"
"Bow down before Bowser, king of the Koopas, and get out of my way!"
"Why don't you just give up now? None of you stands a chance against me!"
"Bwah hah hah! You'll never beat me, not in a billion years! Go on and try!"
"Let's see what you can do for me, die!"
"C'mon, stupid die! ROLL!"
"No more foolin' around. It's time to get serious!"
"Looks expensive up ahead... Hey, no sweat! This'll be a cinch!"
"Gwah hah hah! Don't worry - I'm not gonna be in last place for long!"
"I'm going from the bottom straight to the top! Bwah hah hah! Watch and learn, you wimps!"
"Bwah hah hah! I'm not worried. Those other suits'll be mine soon enough!"
"Two more suits to go! Next time I should make my minions collect 'em all for me!"
"Grr! Put the suits closer together! This is way too much work!"
"ARGH! All four suits, and no bank in sight!"
"I don't want any more stupid suits! I just want my paycheck!"
"Hey, check it out! I'm about to get my promotion! Hope you wimps aren't too jealous of my awesomeness!"
"Bah! I never liked that shop anyway!"
"Hey, what happened to all the shops? Oh well - they'll all be mine soon anyway!"
"Hey, I call that shop! No one else better buy it!!"
"No more shops left for sale!? Gwah hah hah! Time to start taking 'em, then!"
"Gwah hah hah! Looks like all the shops are sold out!"
"Gwah hah hah! Ruined your plans there, didn’t I? Too bad for you!"
"I think I'm gonna buy up this whole district! Then you'll ALL be sorry!"
"If I keep this up, I'm gonna dominate the district in no time!! No one better buy that last shop!"
"I'm now taking applications for minions! Stop by my shop here and sign up! Gwah hah hah!"
"Mine! All mine! This shop's gonna bring in the cash! CHA-CHING!!"
"Two shops down! I'm gonna make this the scariest district on the board!"
"LISTEN UP! That last shop is MINE! No one better lay their hands on it!"
"There’s no way I’m gonna let you dominate that district, (Player’s name)! I’ve got my eye on you!"
"I've got just the name for that new district of yours: Super (player's name) Land! What do you think?"
"Bwah hah hah! The more shops I buy, the more shops I want!"
"I'm gonna buy up everything in this district and line the streets with big, bad Bowser statues!"
"HAH! Pretty soon it'll be nothin' but Bowser shops as far as the eye can see!"
"RATS! I'll be back to buy you later. Don't let anyone else snatch you up, OK?"
"Bwah hah hah! I hereby declare this the independent district of Bowserland!"
"Argh! Where'd all my money go? Is there a hole in my wallet or something?"
"Last place, huh? Keep slacking off like this, and you're never gonna win! Bwah hah hah!"
"I'll...I'll stomp this dumb shop to bits! Take that! AND THAT!"
"Stupid shop! I could stomp you to smithereens if I wanted to! Consider yourself lucky this time!"
"GRAH! I'm gonna teach you a lesson one of these days!"
"Gwah hah! You think a little setback like this is gonna stop me? Think again!"
"Bwah hah hah! This shop's so tiny, I'm afraid I might crush it just by standing here!"
"These prices are all wrong! Huh!? Whaddya mean you raised 'em up temporarily!?"
"Huh!? Everything's half off? Must be a going-out-of-business sale! Gwah hah!"
"This is pathetic! Someone needs to raise the stakes around here!"
"There ya go! Here's 100G! You'd better return the favor or else!"
"Gwah hah hah! You that desperate for cash? Well, here's your merely 100G!"
"GRRRROAR! Think you're pretty hot stuff, huh? Well, enjoy first place while it lasts!"
"Bwah hah hah! If you think you can buy me out, go right ahead and try!"
"Bwah hah hah! I'm gonna make a fortune on this place!!"
"Bwah hah hah! A shop this awesome is fit for a-well, a ME!"
"Bwah hah hah! Sure does feel good to be on top!"
"Stocks! Stocks! Gotta get me some stocks!"
"The rich keep getting richer! Bwah hah hah! Smell ya later, wimps!"
"Whoa, I've gotta do something! I can't lose like this! GRRR!"
"How did I end up in last place?! This stinks! Someone put me in first place, RIGHT NOW!"
"ARGH! If I lose, I'll turn this whole place upside-down!"
Rejecting a trade deal: "What am I, a charity? You'd better sweeten the deal!"
Rejecting a trade deal: "Double that and we might have a deal! Bwah hah hah!"
Accepting a trade deal: "If it means that much to you, I guess I can't say no. Hey, I can be a nice guy if I want!"
"Bwah hah hah! I'm the great Bowser! Stocks rise and fall at my command!"
"Stock! I gotta buy up all the stinkin' stock I can BEFORE I invest!"
"I don't have time to invest! I just want my cash RIGHT NOW!! GRRAGH!"
"Stocks! Stocks! Gotta get me some stocks!"
"All right, I'm feeling pretty confident! Maybe it's time for me to pick up some stocks!"
"This stock isn't doing me any good just sittin' around in my portfolio! C'mon - I need a chance to invest!"
"C'mon - I'm trying to invest here! This is starting to make me MAD!"
"Hey, just 'cause you're the competition doesn't mean I can't earn a little money from your hard work!"
After getting Goodybag: "OOOHHH! Shiny jewels! You wanna be one of my honorary minions!?"
After getting Lakitu: "You better treat me right, Lakitu! If I lose, You're gonna pay!"
"Your name's (player's name), right? Well, I'm the big boss around here, so stay out of my way!!"
"Hey, (player's name)! Don't spend all of that bonus money in one place - unless it's at one of my shops! Bwah hah!
"Bwah hah hah! Hey, this is pretty nice. Why don't you go and earn me some more money, (player's name)?"
"BWAH HAH HAH! Good job, (player's name)! Keep raking in the money for me!"
"Bwah hah hah! Thanks to you, I just hit the jackpot (player's name)!"
"Bwah hah! Welcome to my shop, (player's name)! Leave your gold at the door!"
"Bwah hah hah! That's just pocket change, (player's name)! Try not to get too excited!
"There's no way I'm gonna let you dominate that district, (player's name)! I've got my eye on you!"
"I'd better stomp that shop before (player's name) make it any bigger... Kidding! Just talking to myself!"
"Grr! That was supposed to be MY property, (player's name)! I totally called dibs on it!"
"Gwah hah! At this rate, my shop's starting to look like my castle!"
"Bad things happen to people who land on there, (player's name) … Kidding! I'm just trying to psych out the competition!"
"Hey, (player's name)! No fair! If you're raking in that much gold, you GOTTA be cheating!"
"Bwah hah hah! Your shop's looking ripe for the picking, (player's name)! I might just steal it from you..."
"Hey, cut it out, (player's name)! You're not gonna get rich standing on the shoulders of a giant like me, you know!"
"HEY! What do you think you're doing, (player's name)? You just made me lose money!"
"BWAH HAH! I bet that's a lot of money to someone like you, (player's name)! Well, enjoy your riches while they last!"
"Bwah hah hah! You might have leveled up, but I'm still not impressed, (player's name)!"
"Enough of that, (player's name)! If I land on your shop, I'm smashing that thing to bits, you hear me!?"
"Hey, (player's name)! Don't forget-the bigger your shop gets, the harder it'll fall when I knock it down!"
After warping: "What? WHOA!! Stupid teleportal is givin' me motion sickness!"
After warping: "These card are awesome! I'm gonna try and collect 'em all! Bwah hah hah!"
After landing on a Boon square: "All right! Lucky cut! Time to pony up, wimps!"
After landing on a Boon square: "Thank my lucky stars! I'll take some of that money off your hands, wimps! Bwah hah hah!"
After player lands on a Boon square: "You must think you're pretty lucky, (player's name)! Well, I'm super-ULTRA lucky, so there!"
After player lands on the bank: "As long as you're making a pit stop at the bank, why don't you pick up a few shares of stock for me?
After landing on a Take-a-Break Square: "Listen up! I'm closing up my shops for a while, so if you wanna buy something, come back later!"
After landing on a Take-a-Break Square: "I'm taking the day off! Even the great Bowser needs a vacation once in a while!"
- Start of turn afterward: "Bwah hah hah! What a refreshing little nap!"
"Hey, who owns this shop!? It's closed! Nice work ethic, wimp!"
"SCRAM! My shop’s closed today. Grr."
"Thanks for stopping by on the ONE day my shop is closed! Next time I'm gonna charge you double, (player's name)!"
"How dare you trespass during my vacation!? Now I'm in a rotten mood!"
After player lands on his home: "Urgh! You got a lotta nerve calling me here, (player's name)!"
After landing on his home: "So, you wanna be my minions? Get in line!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Bwah hah hah! Watch out! I'm gonna use this money to cause all kinds of trouble!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Bwah hah! Bonuses falling from the sky!! It's like someone WANTS me to win!"
After player gets a good Venture Card: "Sneaky thing you did there, (player's name)! I want to get my hands on some bonus gold too!"
"Listen up, stocks! You're all honorary minions, now! I expect you to serve me and serve me well!"
After player lands on a Take-a-Break Square: "All right, now's my chance! Time to stomp all over (player's name)'s shops while he's/she's taking a day off!"
After player warps: "Go wherever you want, (player's name)! See if I care!"
"Hey, squid-brain! You gonna give me a suit or not?!"
After player warps: "Those things look pretty handy, (player's name)! Next time I kidnap a princess, I'll have to use one of 'em! Bwah hah!"
After player warps: "You've got a weird sense of direction, (player's name). Why would just up and move like that?"
After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "Eh, this card isn't any fun! I wanted to win something flashy!"
After player gets a Suit Yourself card: "Bwah hah hah! Excited about that card, huh, (player's name)? I could get a million of 'em if I really wanted!"
After player gets a Suit Yourself card: "Bet you think you're pretty special for nabbing one of 'em Suit Yourself card, don't ya, (player's name?)"
After player builds a tax office: "Opening up a tax office, (player's name)? Sounds like the sort of thing an evil overlord would do! I like your style!"
To player while in first place: "First place has been fun, (player's name)…but it's time to hand over the reins to a REAL winner! Bwah hah!"
"It's tough work clinging to first place, isn't it, (player's name)? Here, lemme help you lose!"
"Bwah hah hah! This shop's MINE! Go get yourself a shop somewhere else!" (after buying someone out)
"Bwah hah hah! Took you down a peg there, didn't I?" (after buying someone out)
"Bwah hah hah! You're toast, (player's name)! You don't stand a chance against me!"
"Oh, quit your moaning! You don’t deserve all these shops! I’m just spreading the wealth!" (after buying someone out even when losing)
"GRR! All right, fine! You can take over my checkpoint and all the responsibility that goes along with it, (player's name)!"
"Bwah hah hah! You've got guts, (player's name)! I've gotta respect that!"
After player buying his shop: "GAH!! I like taking things from other people, but I really DON'T like it when other people take MY things!"
After player buying his shop: "Huh!? I thought we were buddies, (player's name)! You mad at me or something?"
After player buying his shop: "WH-WH-WHAAAAT!? I didn't think anyone would be crazy enough to buy that one up at five times its value!"
"This bank is such a bore! It needs the Bowser touch!" (after landing on the bank)
After receiving a small amount of gold due to a Venture Card: "What good is a few measly coins gonna do me? I need at least (target amount of money)G!"
After getting money from other players due to a Venture Card: "Bwah hah hah! I must be a really popular guy! Why else would you all gimme your hard-earned coins!?"
After losing money due to a Venture Card: "Blech!! Whatever. My wallet's so fat, that's not even gonna make a dent!"
"Bwah hah! A little power-up for me and my shops, huh?"
"Grr! I'm gonna have to teach this die a lesson!"
After building a balloonport: "Hurry up and blow some hot air in my balloon! I wanna go for a ride!"
After building a Home: "Welcome to Casa Bowser! Drop on by anytime, neighbor, and pay the price!"
"Try not to let this information blow your face off - this little place is now a three-star shop!! BWAH HAH HAH!"
To player: "Hmph! Don't think for a second that I'm jealous of you for winning all that stock!"
To player: "Bwah hah! Nice pick, (player's name)!"
To player: "Bwah hah hah! I'm gonna do whatever it takes to keep you from reaching the goal, (player's name)!"
(If the player's character is female) "Hmm... Who should I kidnap today? Should I nab (Player name)? Or maybe that gold standard, Princess Peach?"
- Peach's response: "Oh, Bowser! Why are you always trying to ruin my fun?"
To player: "It's (player's name), right? Nice to see ya. Now would be a good time for you to flee in terror! Bwah hah!"
To player when he picks card number 13: "That's some pretty rotten luck out there, (Player's name)! If I really wasn't such a nice guy, I'd rub it in! Bwah hah hah!"
"Grr! There's only one thing to stop you from winning, (player's name)! And that's good with a kidnapping!"
To player: "You're in luck! If you beat me, you automatically get to become one of my minions! That's the law around here!"
- Mario's response: "Don't listen to him, (player's name)! I've beaten him a million times, and I'm no minion!"
Bowser to Player: "Hey, (player's name)! If you bring me all of your gold, I'll triple it for you! This is a once-in-a-lifetime deal!"
- Mario's response: "Don't believe anything that sounds too good to be true, (player's name)! Bowser is just pulling your leg!"
To player: "Sorry, (player's name)! I'd really love to give you a helping hand, but I just can't lose to Mario! You understand, don't you?"
- Mario's response: "Bowser! Don't try to sweet-talk (player's name)! Everyone knows you're just pretending to be nice so you can kidnap him/her later!"
Bowser to Player: "Watch out, (player's name)! The richer you get, the harder I'm gonna stomp you!"
- Princess Peach's response: "Don't listen to Bowser! He'd stomp you even if you weren't rich!"
Bowser to Player: "Looks like (player's name) has some pretty good moves! He's got the skills I've been looking for in my next minion!"
- Princess Peach's response: "Be careful (player's name)! If you become one of Bowser's minions, Mario will stomp you - and deservedly so!"
To player: "Congrats, (player's name)! Wow, it actually makes me feel all warm and fuzzy to see you level up!"
- Mario's response: "Huh? What's the matter, Bowser? You're never this nice! Are you feeling all right?"
Bowser to Player: "You haven't defeated me yet, (player's name)! I'm not going down that easily!"
- Mario's response: "You really hate losing, don't you, Bowser? Well, I don't plan on losing either, no matter how nice (player's name) is!"
To player: "Bwah hah hah! You're in for a world of hurt, (player's name)!"
- Bowser Jr's response: "Yeah! What he said!"
To player: "Wish I could help you out, (player's name)! But I can't show any mercy, not even for you"
- Bowser Jr's response: "Yeah, don't take pity on him/her, Dad! He/She knew what he/she was signing up for when he/she turned on this game!"
To player: "Hey, (player's name)! You should invest all your gold in the First Bank of Bowser! I guarantee an excellent rate of return! Bwah hah hah!"
- Mario's response: "Don't listen to him, (player's name)! There's no such thing as the First Bank of Bowser! He wants to steal your gold!"
To player: "Hmph, a promotion, huh? Big deal! I could get a promotion anytime I want!"
- Bowser Jr’s response: "Don’t get mad, Dad! This just means he’ll be much more fun to stomp!"
"Bwah hah! Nice work, (Player’s name)! You sure know how to play the market!"
- Bowser Jr’s response: "Dad, this is no time for compliments! We need to be plotting her defeat!"
Near bankrupt: "Bankrupt me, toss me in boiling lava-do your worst! I'll be back on top before you know it!"
Near bankrupt: "ARGH! If I'm going down, I'm taking as many of you with me as I can!"
Near bankrupt: "Nooo! I can't lose! I'm the king of the Koopas!"
Before female player approaches to 0G in net worth: "I'm surprised you hit rock bottom so soon, (player's name)! You should stick around and give me more of your money!"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "SLOWPOKE! How dare you keep the great Bowser waiting for so long! Hurry up and make your move!"
After reaching net worth needed to win: "All right, bank, here I come! the rest of you twerps can just sit back and watch me win!"
Approaching victory: "Bwah hah hah! There's no stopping me now. Next stop: complete domination!"
"Bwah hah! Almost there! Hey, wait a sec-where'd my assets go!? GRRROAR!!"
After player approaches victory: "Hold up, (player's name)! No one's supposed to beat me but Mario! I mean - no one's supposed to beat me at all! GRRR!"
After player approaches victory: "ARGH! You leave me no choice, (player's name)! Maybe I'll just steal your gold and make a break for the bank!"
Going bankrupt: "NOOOO! Now there's nothing left for me to do... Nothing except wreak a little havoc around here!"
Going bankrupt: "WHAT!? Where's Mario? I bet this is all HIS fault!"
Stella is about to win* "STELLLLAAAAAAA!!!!!! No WAY a wimp like YOU can win!!"

Bowser Jr.[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"Big mistake, people! You shouldn't have brought me here - now I'm gonna crush you AND this stupid ship!" (Starship Mario)
"I'm gonna storm that island down there and make you all my Yoshi minions! Hear that, potential minions?" (Yoshi's Island)
"All right! My throwing arm is all warmed up. I'm gonna pulverize that die – just watch me roll!" (Mario Stadium)
"Boooring! This castle is way too plain! I'm gonna give it a once-over with my magic paintbrush!" (Castle Trodain)
"My awesome racing skills are gonna come in handy here. But first, I've gotta show off my die-rolling skills!" (Mario Circuit)
"Hey, I've heard rumors about this place! Time to be on the lookout for giant lava monsters." (Mount Magmageddon)
"How am I suppose to tell which way's up and which way's down!? This place is a mess!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
"I've been doing recon on Peach's Castle, and the defenses are pretty weak. I'll storm it in a snap!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
"So where's that fancy choo-choo train I keep hearing about? Bet it's not any fancier than my newest mecha!" (The Observatory)
"Dad told me about this place – It's where he used to fight Mario! I'm gonna win this one for you, Dad!" (Super Mario Bros.)
"If you're gonna make a giant statue, you should at least model it after a rad-looking Koopa!" (The Colossus)
"You guys really think you can beat me on my home turf? Think again!! I know this castle like the back of my hand!" (Bowser's Castle)
"Hmph! This ship's pretty classy – you know, cool design and all that. Maybe I'll model my next mecha after it!" (The Ghost Ship)
"Hee hee! I'm gonna plaster graffiti all over this island. It'll be my big old masterpiece!" (Delfino Plaza)
"Legendary hero, shmegendary hero! My dad's way braver than any ol' hero!" (Alefgard)
"Change my job, huh? I could become an awesome evil overlord like my dad...but I think I can manage that on my own!" (Alltrades Abbey)
"I feel right at home in these ruins! C'mon - let's see what kind of booby traps this place has got!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"Yuck! This island is shaped weird. Why didn't they make it look like a Koopa? That would've been awesome!" (Slimenia)

General[edit]

"Hee hee! Let me introduce myself. I'm Bowser Jr., and you'll all be losing to ME today!"
"All right, die! Let's show 'em how we roll!"
"Hee hee hee! I can't wait to find out what's gonna happen next! Fame? Fortune? Who knows!"
"You guys are lucky I'm playing this game fair and square! I coulda brought my newest mecha to beat you all!"
"What to do, what to do... Ah forget it! I'll just roll first and think about my evil plan later!"
"You guys know you're just wasting your time, right? 'Cause I'm totally gonna win, no matter what you do!"
"Hee hee hee! I may look young, but don't hold back - fight me with all you've got!"
"Hey, it's my turn! Stop hogging the die and let ME roll!"
"I'm gonna buy up all the good shops at five times the going rate and paint 'em all my color!"
To himself: "Hmmm... What kind of mischief should I cause next?"
"So that's how it's gonna be, huh? This game's getting pretty good... And by good, I mean VICIOUS!"
"Hee hee hee! Roll, die! Roll and roll till you can't roll no more!"
"Prepare to have your minds blown - it's MY turn now!"
"Come on, die - gimme a good number!"
"Fair warning-don't get on my bad side, or I'll graffiti your shop big-time!"
When die can only roll 1: "Ugh, what's going on? This stupid die is broken!"
"Share the wealth, guys! I deserve to be in first place for a while!"
"Watch your backs, people! If you get in my way, I'm gonna shove you right back out of it!"
"Heh heh. I'm gonna buy out that shop out there and cause everybody a world of hurt!"
To himself: "Heh heh. First place is so close, I can taste it! Now all I have to do is wait for the perfect time to strike..."
"Hee hee! I love a close race! It makes it that much more fun to knock people out of the way!!"
"Can't talk now! I gotta make it to first place!"
"First suit, check! Which, uh...means I still have a long way to go, huh?"
"Two suits down, two to go! I'm gonna grab the other ones so fast you won't even see me!"
"Hee hee! One more suit to go! Now if only I can make my way over to the bank..."
"Hee hee! Almost time to level up! That'll make me one step closer to being a king!"
"Soooo close! And as soon as I level up, I'm gonna be THAT MUCH closer to winning! King Koopa, here I come!"
"Ugh! Why is it the more suits I collect, the farther away the bank gets?"
"C'mon, die! Let's go on a little trip to the bank!"
"One of these days, ALL of the shops in this district will be under MY command!"
"Bow down before me, shop! I've got you under my control now, so serve your master well!"
"Hee hee! Didn't really think I was gonna let you corner the market, did ya?"
"Hee hee hee! My district of terror is complete!"
"Hee hee! Go ahead, everyone! Shop till you drop, and I'll reap the benefits!"
"Oh well, no biggie... I'm gonna squeeze 10 times that much money out of you later!"
"Hmph! I barely felt that!"
"Hmph! Maybe that money'll help you improve your game a little... But somehow I doubt it! Tee hee!"
"I need to keep this place safe and secure!"
"Hey, what's going on to that shop of yours, (player's name)? You cooking up an evil plot or something?!"
"Dibs on any shops left! Don't any of you dare touch 'em. They're mine, all mine!"
"Aw, man...almost all of the empty shops are gone! I gotta get a move on!"
"No more vacant shops? All right! Let's get down to business!"
"Grr... I don't even know why I'm shopping here. The last thing I want to do is give YOU more gold!"
"You're only charging me half of what you normally do? OK...but I'm not gonna do you any favors!"
"Hee hee! It's sure nice of you to come by when I'm having a special opposite sale! That's when you pay ME more!"
"Hey, you jacked your prices up! Afraid the great Bowser Jr. is gonna win this game, huh?"
"If I can't win, I'm taking you all down with me!"
"GRR! Don't write me off yet! I'm still in this race!"
"Hee hee hee! Don't worry-I'm gonna have a pretty ferocious comeback any minute now!!"
"Aw, I never get a chance to invest! If I didn't know better, I'd say someone out there WANTS me to lose!"
To himself: "What's the point of having stock if I can't invest? GRR! I need to land on one of my shops RIGHT NOW!"
"Not much point in investing if I don't have any stock... Gah! What a waste!"
Negotiation: "No way! Our shops exist on totally different levels - mine's profitable, and yours isn't! Tee hee!"
Negotiation: There's no way I'm gonna sell my shop! You obviously don't comprehend its true value!"
"Grr! Think you’re gonna leave me behind in the dust, (Player’s name)? Well, I’m gonna come out on top, so watch out!"
"Hee hee hee! Don't hold back, folks! Gimme as much gold as you want!"
"Wish I coulda gotten a flashier card... I'm still gonna make the most of it, though!"
After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Huh, a Suit Yourself card... I think I can find a use for that!"
After warping: "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! Ahem. That didn't scare me at all."
After warping: "Hee hee! This is SO much easier than traveling by mecha!"
After player warps: "Ha! That's it, (player's name), run and hide... But you'll never escape the clutches of Bowser Jr.!"
After player warps: "I bet you've got something up your sleeve, (player's name)! Why else would you move to that exact spot?"
After landing on the Bank: "Hmph. I don't like the look of this bank. Think I'll take it over someday!"
After player lands on the Bank: "Think you're safe hiding out at the bank, do ya, (player's name)? Well, think again!"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Urgh... Only lazy people need to take a day off! Who do you think I am, some sorta slacker?"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "I don't need the stinking day off. UGH! Fine. I'll just use this time to build up my strength..."
After getting Healie: "You wanna be my minion too? Then fork over a suit!"
After getting Lakitu: "Lakitu! I think everyone needs a day off! But not me! Got it? Everyone but ME!"
"Grrr! Did you just sneak into my shop on my day off, (player's name)! CHEATER!"
"Hee hee! I needed a good rest! Now I've got tons of energy to formulate my evil plans!"
"Heh heh heh… I totally knew this place would be closed today! I just saved myself some serious gold!"
After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Enjoy your day off, (player's name). Don't worry - I promise not to stomp your shops or anything! Heh heh heh..."
After getting a good Venture Card: "Hee hee! I can feel the power surging through my body! I'm gonna crush you all!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Hey, there are some good cards in here after all! Gimme more of this one!"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "Hmph. That's nothing but chump change!"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "Youch! Which of you wise guys stuck that ridiculous in the deck?"
After Player gets card number 13: "You sure know how to pick these venture cards, don't you, (player's name)? Hee hee hee!"
After Player gets a good Venture Card: "Hey! That awesome card was supposed to be mine, (Player's name)! Put it back where ya found it!"
To player: "Quit your whining! From here on out, this shop is mine!"
"Tell ya what... If you spend gold at my shop, I'll make you my honorary minion!"
"Heh heh! Bet you're gonna think twice about investing here now!"
"Listen up, (player's name)! You'd better not try to get in my way!"
"If (player's name) thinks he/she can protect his/her shop with a measly investment, he's/she's got another thing coming!"
"Not bad, (player's name)… But next time, you should try to earn me even MORE gold!"
"Hee hee! Keep it up, (player's name), and I'll make you an honorary member of my royal guard!"
"Grr! What do you think you're doing, (player's name)!? My poor stock!"
"Heh heh! Watch as I make that itty bit of gold grow into a vast Koopa fortune!"
"Grr… Consider that a short term loan, (player's name)! You’re gonna pay me back whether you like it or not!"
"Hee hee! Now I'm playing with Koopa power!"
"Hee hee hee! Thanks for buying stock in my favorite district, (player's name)! You're practically my minion now!"
"Grr! You wanna shatter my dreams of dominating that district, (player's name)? I'm gonna shatter YOU!"
"Nooo! I was right where I wanted to be! Why’d you have to go and bring me here, (Player’s name)?"
"Tee hee hee! Check out my awesome castle, people! I dare ya try to topple it!"
"Hey, what's going on to that shop of yours, (player's name)? You cooking up an evil plot of something?"
After buying someone out: "Hee hee! This shop's mine now! I don't wanna hear any whining, so complain to someone who cares!"
After buying someone out: "This district was starting to look dangerous! Good thing I put a stop to that! Hee hee!"
After getting bought out: "Looks like someone is trying to mess up my brilliant plan for district domination. It's ON buddy!"
To player: "I am SO happy for you, (player's name). Cross my heart. Yay. Umm...can you tell I'm being totally sarcastic?"
To player: "Hmph... If you don't try harder, (player's name), it won't be as much fun when I thrash you to bits!"
"Gah! I was just about to grab that venture card, (player's name)! Put it back!"
To player: "Try not to spend any of that money until you get to my shop, (player's name)!"
To player: "Hee hee! Perfect! I can take out Mario and (player's name) in one fell swoop!"
- Mario's response: "I'm not gonna let that happen, Bowser Jr.! Come on, (player's name), let's work together to beat that guy!"
To player: "You're just being a big show-off, (player's name)! I'm NOT impressed!"
- Mario's response: "Don't be jealous, Bowser Jr.! Sure, (player's name) is doing great - but you're not doing bad yourself! Try to stay focused!"
To player: "Hee hee! Ready to throw in the towel yet, (player's name)?
- Mario's response: "Don't pay any attention to him, (player's name)! If you and I work together, we can stomp all over Bowser Jr.!"
To player: "Hey, (player's name)! This is starting to turn into a snoozefest! How about you stir things up a little?"
- Bowser's response: "Bwah hah! Why don't you just crush him and get over it, Son?"
To player: "Hee hee! You're about to learn the true meaning of Koopa power, (player's name)!
- Bowser's response: "Why don't you just give up now and become one of our minions, (player's name)? Bwah hah!"
To player: "Don't go thinking you're special or anything just because you got a promotion, (player's name)!
- Bowser's response: "Hey now, Son. Maybe (player's name) IS special! I mean... Well, at least he/she deserves to celebrate a little."
To player: "Whoa! that was a wild move, (player's name)! You've got guts! But I'm still gonna earn waaaay more gold than you!"
- Bowser's response: "Bwah hah! That's the spirit, Son! No one wants you to lose to (player's name)-especially ME!"
"GRR! At this rate, I'm definitely gonna lose to (player's name)! Aw, why bother? I should just give up now!"
- Bowser's response: "Don't talk that way, Son! You've got to cause trouble and mayhem up to the bitter end - it's the Koopa way!"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Hey, (player's name), you're back! Hope you had a nice beauty rest! Now let's decide this thing once and for all!"
"Hmph… If ya wanna win, you’re gonna ‘ave to though ME first!"
"After Player reaches net worth needed to win: Don't move a muscle, (player's name)! I wanna cross the finish line first!"
After reaching net worth needed to win: "Hee hee hee! I've got (target amount of money), suckers! There's nothing you can do to stop me now!"
Approaching victory: "Hee hee hee! From now on out, it's just a straight dash to the end! Better not get in my way, people!"
As player approaches victory: "You're not gonna win that easily, (player's name)! I'll rain all over your little victory parade!"
"Uh-oh! I think I'm in trouble here! I wonder if Dad'll bail me out..."
"Urgh... I hope no one in the Koopa kingdom hears about this. They'd never take me seriously again!"
Going bankrupt: "Ugh... Just wait till next time! I'm gonna come back stronger than ever! *sniffle*…"
Going bankrupt: "You...y-y-ou haven't...seen...the l-l-last of...urgh...me! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

Diddy Kong[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"Ook ookitty! Ook ook! (Anyone up for a kart race later? I know the perfect course!)" (Mario Circuit)
"Ook ookity? Ookie! (How did they manage to build a statue that huge? It must've taken 'em a million years!)" (The Colossus)
"Ook oo ookity! (I'm going to guard my money like I guard second base – I won't let either of ‘em get stolen!)" (Mario Stadium)
"Ookity! Ook ook! (Nice castle! No enemies are gonna get through those walls, that's for sure!)" (Castle Trodain)
"Ookie ookity? Ookity ook? (How does this thing fiy? Seriously, how are we floating in the air right now?)" (Starship Mario)
"Oookity OOK ook ookie? (What kind of wacky place has a flying train AND a castle in the sky?)" (The Observatory)
"Ookity ookity. Ooo oo ook! (Man, this place is almost paradise. All it needs is a banana grove and it'd be perfect!)" (Delfino Plaza)
"Ook! Ookity oook oo! (This place is wild! Not as wild as the jungle, but there sure is a lot more lava!)" (Mount Magmageddon)
"Ookity ook! (I'll explore that island later, but right now I need to focus on this game!)" (Yoshi's Island)
"Ookie ook! (No problem! I'll use my quick moves to dash right through this stage!)" (Super Mario Bros.)
"Ookie? Ooookity! (How am I supposed to concentrate on the game? This place is giving me the creeps!)" (Ghost Ship)
"Oook! Ookity oo! Ookity... (Whoa! What a neat castle! I wonder what it looks like on the inside...)" (Peach's Castle)
"Ooook ookity ookie! (I don't think I'm ready for a career change yet!)" (Alltrades Abbey)
"Ookity! Oook Ookie oo! (Let's play quickly so we can hightail it out of here! This place gives me the creeps!)" (Bowser's Castle)
"Oookity! Oookity ooo! (Hey, I've heard of these ruins! There must be some incredible treasure hidden here!)" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"Ookity ook'e ook! (I feel all turned around and upside down here!)" (Good Egg Galaxy)
"Ooookity. Ookie? (What a weird little island. Why's it shaped like that?)" (Slimenia)
"Oookie? Ookity ook! (This place is famous for a legendary hero? Hey, that's what I want to be one day!)" (Alefgard)

General[edit]

To player: "Oookity! Ookie? (I'm Diddy Kong! Are you gonna play fair and square, (player's name)?)"
To player: "Ook ookity! Ookity? (I'm Diddy Kong! Are you ready to have some fun today, (player's name)?)"
"Ookie. Ookity ooo... (I've gotta keep my next move a secret. You know, corporate spies and all...)"
"Oooookity! Ookity! (Finally, my turn! It's about time!)"
"Ookie! (Here goes nothin'!)"
"Ookity. Ookity ook ook! (OK, the hard part is over. Now I just need to keep my lead!)"
"Oooook! Ookity! (I'm so close of winning I can taste it! And victory tastes kinda like...bananas!)"
"Ookity! Ookity ook... (I've got a square in my sights! Wonder if I got any chance of actually landing there...)"
"Oooook... Ooook? Ookity ooo! (Hmm... Is it my turn already? I must've been daydreaming!)"
"Ookity ookie! (When I beat on my chest, everyone in the jungle can hear me!)"
"Ooookity! Ookity oook ooo. Oook! (Finally! It's about time. Lemme roll!)"
"Ook! Ookity! (My turn! All right, let's do this!)"
"Ookity! Ookity! (C'mon die! Gimme a good number!)"
"Ooooookity! Ookity ooo ooo... (I wish I knew where I was gonna land! That would make this game a lot easier...)"
"Ooook ookity oo... (I think I need to figure out a business plan...)"
"Ookity! Ooookity ook? (Ookity! How come I never land on one of my own shops when I need to?)"
"Ookie... Ook...ookity! Oookie ook! (Hmm... I guess my closest shop is...that one! Hope I manage to land there!)"
"Ookie! Ookity ook! (Oh no! This race is getting a little too close for comfort!)"
"Ook! Ookity! Oook ook ooo! (Lemme give a shout-out to all of my jungle friends! Hi guys! You better root for me!)"
"Ookity! Ookity ook... (I've got a square in my sights! Wonder if I got any chance of actually landing there...)"
"Ook ookity ook! (Ready, set, roll!)"
"Ook! Ookity ook! (I've come so far! All I have to do now is close the gap!)"
"Ook! Ook ookity... (That was a snap! I hope getting the other suits is just as easy...)"
"Ookie! Ook ookity! (Got my second suit! I'm halfway there!)"
"Ooookity! Ook ook! (Suit number three! Just one more to go!)"
"Oookity ooookity! (Once I get that promotion, I'm gonna be all strong like Donkey Kong!)"
"Ookie! Ook ookity... (I'm due for a promotion soon! Wonder what I should spend my bonus on...)"
"Ooookity... Ook oook ook! (Aw, I wish I had a Barrel Jet... Then I could blast my way straight to the bank!)"
"Ookie ookity! Ook ook ooooo! (All right, bank! I've got you in my sights!)"
"Oookity ookkity! (This shop may look small now, but someday it'll be super tough!)"
"Oookity! Oook ookity! (This shop belongs to me now! Thanks in advance for your patronage!)"
"Oookity ook! (And another shop for me!)"
"Ook... Ookity... (Hmm... I see a shop that might be worth taking over...)"
"Ooook ookity! (This district is mine from here on out!)"
"Oookity! Ook ookity... (That makes two shops! I wonder if I'll ever dominate this whole district...)"
"Oookity oookie. (I won't be happy until I have at least one more shop in this district.)"
"Ook! Oookity! Ook ookity! (Yay! My third shop in this district! I should try to get all of 'em!)"
"Oookie Ook oookity. (Talk about good luck! I can't believe that shop was still up for grabs.)
"Oook! Oookity ook. Ook ookie ooo! (Whew! That was close. I almost let that district get dominated!)"
"Oookie! Ookity ook! (Woohoo! This district belongs to ME now!)"
"Oook! Oookie ooo… (Oook! That district looks pretty intimidating now, (Player’s name)…)"
"Ooook... Oookity. Oook ook! (Uh-oh... Not many shops left. Hope I can still buy something!)"
"Ook ookity? Oookie! (I wonder if I can still snag a shop? Come on, die, help me out!)"
"Ookity ook? Ooookity! (The shops are all sold out, huh? OK, no more Mr. Nice Kong!)"
"Oookity ook? Ook ook! (No more shops to buy? Time to rethink my strategy!)"
"Ook ookity! (My shop's been supercharged!)"
"Oookie oook ookity! (If I keep this up, I'll be rich in no time!)"
"Ook! Oook. Oookie...oook ook! (Neat! I just made money. I mean, it's just a bit of money...but still!)"
"Oookie. Oookity ooo! (I'll admit it, (player's name) - I'm a little jealous. Lucky you!)"
"Ook ookity! Ookity... (That's a pretty pricey shop up ahead! I wonder if I could sneak by it...)"
"Ookie! Oook ookity! (Thanks for the bonus, (player's name)! It's all about teamwork!)"
"Oookitty? Oookitty ook! (Why don't we trade shops? We'll both get something good out of it!)"
"Ookie ook ookity! (Here's hoping this trade works out well for both of us!)"
"Ook ookity! Ook ook... (Meh, that was nothing! You're never gonna get rich with these prices...)"
"Ook! Oookie. Ookity ook?(Ugh! Talk 'bout bad timin. Why'd I have to stop here when prices are so high?)"
"Ooookity! Ook ookity... (Don't give up just because you're in last place! Maybe my donation will help...)"
"Ooookity... Ook! (I suppose it could have been worse... These prices aren't so bad!)"
"Ookity ook ook... (Too bad this shop isn't always so cheap...)"
"Oook! Ook ookity! (Boo! The last thing I wanted to do is give more gold to the person in first place!)"
"OOOKITY! Oookity ook ook! (OOOKITY! I wasn't supposed to land on this square!)"
"Oook ookity. Ook! (I hope I manage to stay on top. It's kinda fun up here in first place!)"
"Ookie! Ookity ook! (Oh no! This race is gettin' a little too close for comfort!)"
"Ookie ookity... (Oh, man, I hope no one in the jungle is watching this...)"
"Ooook ookity oo... (I think I need to figure out a business plan...)"
"Oooookity. Ookie ook. (I haven't lost yet. There's no way I'm giving up!)"
"Ooook oookity! (First place is so close I can almost touch it!)"
"Ookie... Ook ookity! (Hee hee... If ya can't beat 'em, invest in 'em!)"
After landing on the bank: "Ook... Ook ookity? Ookity ook. (Hmm... Where should I go next? I'd better think this out?)"
After player lands on the bank: "Oookity ook! (You should get bonus points for that perfect landing, (player's name)!)"
After player gets a promotion: "Ook ookie! Oook oookity! Ook ooo! (That's a lot of money, (player's name)! You want me to hold on to it for you? Hee hah!)"
After landing on Boon square: "Ook. Oookity ookie! (Hee hee. Come on, folks - time to go shopping at the expensive stores!)"
After landing on Boon square: "Ook. Ookie ookity! Oook ook ooo! (Hee hee. Good luck, everybody! Land on the priciest shops!)"
After player lands on Boon square: "Ookie ookie? (You wanna share some of that luck with me, (player's name)?)"
After player lands on Boon square: "Oookity ooo ookie! (Enjoy your time on that boon square, (player's name)!)"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Ook! Oookity ookity. (Phew! I guess it's time to take a little breather.)"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Oookity ook! Ooookie! (Talk about bad timing! I really could've use the extra income today!)"
"Ookity! Oook oook ooo! (Argh! I hate losing out on a big payday!)"
"Ook! Oookity ookie! Ook ook ooo! (OK! I'm all rested up and raring to go! Gotta make up for lost time!)"
"Ookity! Oookity ooook. Ook! (Whew! That was lucky Think of all the gold I just saved!)"
After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Oook ookity ooo. Oookity! (Rest up while you can, (player's name). Things are gonna get wild around here!)"
After warping: "Oookity! Ook ookie. (Wow, that was pretty cool! Wish we had one of those in the jungle.)"
After warping: "Ook ook. Ooookity ooo! (Hee hee. Guess thee are a few handy cards in that deck!)"
After player warps: "Ookity! Ooo ookity! (You move pretty fast (player's name)! Like jungle quicksand, you are!)"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Ookie ookity ook? Oook oookity! (Am I lucky, or what? I'm gonna have to make the most of this!)"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Oook ookity ook ooo. (It doesn't seem like a lot, but seven percent can make a big difference!)"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Ookie! Oookity ookie! (Awesome! I'm gonna take this money and triple it in no time!)"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Oookie! Oookity ook ook? (Sweet! But does this mean I have to keep on collecting suits?)"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "Ooookity! Ookie ooo. (Ugh! I should have picked a different card.)"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "Oookie! Oookity ook... (Oh no! I really picked a bad one, didn't I...)"
After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Ookie ookity ook! (This card will definitely come in handy!)"
After player gets a Suit Yourself card: "Ooo oookity. Ookie! (That little card gives you a lot of freedom, (player's name). Make sure you put it to good use!)"
After player gets a Good Venture card: "Ookity ookity ooo! (That's one of the best cards in the deck, (Player's name)!)"
After player gets a Good Venture card: "Ook! Ookie ookity! Oook ooo ook… (Oh, man! I was hoping to get that venture card, (Player’s name)! I guess you’re one of the lucky ones…)"
After player gets a Bad Venture card: "Ook! Ook ookie! Ookity. (Ouch! I bet that hurt, (Player’s name). Don’t worry-you’ll pick a better card next time.)"
After getting a Venture Card that takes money from other players: "Ook ookity! Ooookie! (Sorry, but those are the rules! Thanks, everyone!)"
After buying someone out: "Oookie ookity ook ook! (It cost me a ton of gold, but snatching up this shop was totally worth it!)"
After buying someone out: "Oookity ook. Ookie! (This district is getting way too powerful. Let me take one of those shops off your hands!)"
After buying someone out: "Ookity ook oookity! (I don't know if this is going to help me win this game, but at I'm stirring up trouble!)"
To player buying out his shop: "Hoot! Oookity ooo!? (That was so mean of you, (player's name)! Where'd you learn your manners!?)"
To player buying out his shop: "Oook oookity! Ook? Ook? (My Kong fortress is crumbling! Why, (Player’s name)? Why?)"
After building a Balloonport: "Ookity ook! (This Kong'll be flying high in no time with his new hot-air balloon!)"
After getting Goodybag: "Ookity! Ook ookity? (Hey there, Mr, Treasure! Why don't you swing by my shop?)"
After getting Healie: "Oookity oookie ook! (Maybe I should just follow that thing around until I get a suit!)"
After getting Lakitu: "Oookie ookity... Ook! (Maybe I should follow Lakitu... Prices seem to drop wherever he goes!)"
"Ook ookity... (Sorry, but it's not really in my best interest to accept that offer...)"
To player: "Oookie! Ooook oookitty. Ook! (Ouch! This is quite a shop you've got here, (player's name). It's really something!)"
To player: "Oooki, Oookitty ooo! (I'll admit it, (player's name)- I'm a little jealous. Lucky you!)"
To player: "Oookitty ooo? Oookie! (Defending your shop, huh? That's pretty clever (player's name)!)"
To player: "Ookie! Oook ookitty! (Thanks for the bonus, (player's name)! It's all about teamwork!)"
To player: "Ook oookie? Ookity ookie! (How's it going for you so far, (player's name)? Me, I'm doing A-OK!)"
To player: "Oookie... Ook ookity! (Forget about everyone else, (player's name)... This is between me and you!)"
To player buying shop: "Oookity! Ook ook? (OK, I'll sell! But you're not going to raise the prices too high, are you?)"
"Oookie ook? Ookity ooo... (Which way are you gonna go, (player's name)? Not that I care or anything...)"
"Oookity? Ookie ooo! (Where'd you go to business school, (player's name)? You know all the tricks!)"
"Oookie ooo. Ookity! (You're getting close to district domination, (player's name). I'll put a stop to that!)"
After player lands on his expensive shop: "Ookie ooo! Hoot ook ookity! (Sorry 'bout that, (player's name)! I promise all your gold will go to a good cause!)"
Diddy Kong to Donkey Kong: "Ook! Oookity ooo! (Don't go too easy on me today, Donkey Kong!)"
- Donkey Kong's response: "Oook! Oook ooooooook! (Not to worry! I'll use everything in my power to beat you and (player's name)!)"
To Donkey Kong: "Ook! Ook ookity ooooookity! (Let's all sing (player's name) the Happy Promotion Song! Ahem... Ook ookity ooooookity!)"
- Donkey Kong's response: "Ook ookity ooooookity! (Ook ookity ooooookity!)"
To player: "Oookity ook! (Let's win this game together, (player's name)!)"
- Daisy's response: "Hmm... You aren't trying to monopolize (player's name), are you? He's/She's working with me today!"
To player: "Oook ook! Ookity ook? (Look at you go, (player's name)! How in the world do you do it?)"
- Daisy's response: "Stop making such a fuss, Diddy Kong! You'll give (player's name) a big head!"
Near bankrupt: "Ookity ook Ooookity? (I can't let it end like this! What am I gonna do now?)"
Near bankrupt: "Ookie... Ookity oookity! (This isn't turning out the way I pictured it... I need to turn my game around!)"
Near bankrupt: "Ooo OOK oook!! (I am NOT going to give up!!)"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Ookie ookity! Ookity! (Long time no see! Let's get back to the action, (player's name)!)"
After reaching net worth needed to win: "Ookie! Ook oookity! (All right! Now all I have to do is dash my way to the goal!)"
Approaching victory: Ook! Ookity ookie! "(OK! From here on out, it's just a mad dash to the finish line!)"
After player approaches victory: "Ookie... Ook ook ookity! (You're almost there, (player's name)... But I'm not gonna give up!)"
"Ookie ooo! Oook oookity? (This game is full of suprises, (Player's name)! But that's what makes it fun, right?)"
Going bankrupt: "Oookity... Ook ook ooo! (Time to head back to the jungle... Maybe I'll do better next time!)"
Going bankrupt: "Ook... Ooook ookity. (Urgh... I guess I'm not cut out for big business.)"

Donkey Kong[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

”Ook ook…Ook! (Throwing pitches, rolling dice…Either way, I've gotta flex my biceps!)" (Mario Stadium)
"Oook? Ook! (So you think you're stronger than me, do ya, giant statue? C'mon- let's arm wrestle!)" (The Colossus)
”Ooka? Ooka? Ook?” (Kart racing, huh? Wanna go for a spin? I'll show you what a Kong can do!)" (Mario Circuit)
"Oooka! Ook! (Check out that castle! I bet that king is all kinds of big and powerful)" (Castle Trodain)
"Hoo ook…ook! (This place is hotter than the jungle…but at least it's a dry heat!)" (Mount Magmageddon)
"Ooka ooka ook! (Better be careful not to destroy Princess Peach's castle!)" (Princess Peach's Castle)
"Hoot!? Ooka hoo! (A castle way up high in the sky!? I bet they've got some magic bananas around here!)" (The Observatory)
"Ook ook… (I wonder what kind of fruit trees they have down there on Yoshi's Island…)" (Yoshi's Island)
"Ooka. Ooka ook... (This looks like a peaceful little island. I wonder who's in charge here...)" (Slimenia)
"Hoo… Ook? (This place doesn't look like fun… Can I at least throw some barrels or something?)" (Super Mario Bros.)
"Oook! Ooka. (Cool castle, ya big boss turtle! I bet this place has all kinds of neat traps.)" (Bowser's Castle)
"Ooo? Ook ook! (This is the place to find hotshot heroes, huh? Well, you're looking at one!)" (Alefgard)
"Ook ooka ook! (Gotta soak up all the sunshine and turn it into new Kong Power!)" (Delfino Plaza)
"Oook! Ooo... (This spooky ship doesn't scare me! It's the floating in water that kinda freaks me out...)" (Ghost Ship)
"Mmm? Ookie ook... (Mmm? There's something weird about this place, but I just can't put my finger on it...)" (Good Egg Galaxy)
"Mmm hoo? Ooka ook! (What kinda place is this? Those tunnels look like they go pretty deep!)" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"Hoot? Ook ook! (How 'bout making a big spaceship that looks like MY face? People would pay to see that!)" (Starship Mario)

General[edit]

"To player: "Ook! Ook! (There's no way you can beat me, (player's name)! I'm Donkey Kong!)"
"Ook ook! (Time to bring home the bananas!)"
"Ook ook. OOOOOOK! (This is a pretty fierce group. Everyone's in it to WIN!)"
"Ooooook! (Time to show these other fellows who's boss!)"
"Ooook ook? Ook! (Who cares what number I roll? I'm gonna win no matter what!)"
"Ookie! Ook! (Watch out everyone! King of the jungle comin' through!)"
"Hoot! Ooka ook... (I wish he had cool games like this in the jungle! All we ever do is swing on the trees...)"
"OOKA! (MY TURN!)"
"Ook! Ook! Ooka ook!? (Ha! First place all the way! How'd ya like 'em bananas!?)"
"Oooka! Ook! (Whew! I'm hanging on to first place by a thread!)"
"Ook ook! Hoot... (I'm on number one! Bet I bet I'm gonna have to fight to keep it up that way...)"
"Ooka ooo! Ook! (Hey, don't worry 'bout me! I'm not gonna be in last place forever, ya know!)"
"Ookie OOO...ook! Ooka! (I'm in last place NOW ...but that's gonna change! I feel a lucky roll comin on!)"
"Ooooo! Ooka? Ook ook! (No way! How did I end up in last place? Time to work my way out of this slump!)"
"Oooka hoot? Ook! (I've still got time to catch up, right? There's no way I'm gonna quit now!)"
"Ook? OOKA! (Which way to go? I know - THATAWAY!)"
"Ooka OOO ooka! (I bet if I throw the die REALLY hard, I'll get an awesome number!)"
"Oooo... Ooka! (That die is so tiny... I hope I don't crush it in my giant Kong paws!)"
"Ook! Ooook? (I want to invest! What're the chances this next roll will land me right on my shop?)"
"Hoo ooka ook! (Come on, die - help a Kong out!)"
"Ookie hoo! (Come on, die-gimme a rad roll!)"
"Hoot! Ooka ook... (I wish we had cool games like this in the jungle! All we ever do is swing on trees...)"
"Ook ook ooka! (Let's do this thing!)"
"Ooka! Ook ook! (I've got my eyes on a particular shop... Maybe I'll flex my monetary muscles and buy it out!)"
"Ook ook! Hoot... (I'm number one! But I bet I'm gonna have to fight to keep it that way...)"
"Oooka! Ook! (Whew! I'm hanging on to first place by a thread!)"
"Ooo! Ooooooooka. Ook ook! (Yeah! I got my first suit. Won't be long before I snag the rest of 'em!)"
"Ooook! Oook... ook! Ooo? (I've got half the suits! That means I've got...half to go! Right?)"
"Hoo! Ook ooka. Oookie! (Whoa! I've been all over this board looking for suits. One more and I'm home free!)"
"Ook! Ook ook... (I'm looking forward to my promotion! Think of all the bananas I'll be able to buy...)"
"Ook ook ook! (As soon as I get my promotion, I'm gonna be the strongest Kong in the world!)"
"Ook ooka. Oooka! (It's not much, but it's mine. This shop and I are going places!)"
"Ooka ooo. Oook oook ooo! (Meet my new best friend. This shop and I are gonna go far together!)"
"Ook! Oooka ook! (Ook! You're gonna be the first of many for me in this district, little shop!)"
"Ooka! Ooka ook! (I've got a taste for the district now! It's gonna be all mine!)"
"Ook ook! Ooka! (That makes two for me in this district! Ooka!)"
"HAROO! (MINE!)"
"Oook! Ook ook! (Third shop's a charm, (player's name)! You're gonna dominate this district pretty soon!)"
"Oka? Ook ookie… (Why’d you have to horn on my district, (Player’s name)!? There go my dreams of domination…)"
"Ooka oooook! (I'm gonna have to call this district the jungle, 'cause I'm the king of it!)"
"Hoot? Ook! (You’ve been planning that from the get-go, haven’t you, (Player’s name)? Good plan!)"
"Haroo... Oook? Oooo! (Aw... Did you not want me to buy that shop? Too bad!)"
"Hoooo. Ook ook! (That looks like a pretty swank shop up ahead. Bet it could put up a real fight!)"
"Hoo? Ook ook! (Where'd all the shops go? I gotta get my paws on whatever I can!)"
"Ook ooka ookie! (I've gotta get my paws on one of those empty shops!)"
"Oook! Ookie ooo... (Aw, shucks! I was hoping to buy up a few more shops. Oh well...)"
"Ooka ooka? Ookie hoo! (Where'd all the vacant shops go? I shoulda paid more attention!)"
"Ookie... Ooka! (I really hate putting more money into your pocket... You're already in first place!)"
"Ooka hoo! Hoo ooka! (Still too small! I need to make that shop waaaaay bigger!)"
"Oooka ook! (You just made out like a bandit, (player's name)!)"
"Ooka! Ookie! Ook! (How come no one ever told me anything about stocks? They're fantastic! I'm rich!)"
"Ooka hoooo! Hoo ooo! (Check it out! That's the strongest shop in the world! OOOKA!)"
"Ook! Ooka hoot! (No time to invest right now! I need to concentrate on playing this game!)"
"Oooka hoo hoo! (I'm gonna have to hold off investing any money in this place until I buy some stock!)"
"Ook ook! Ooooooka! (I've got a new friend - actually, I've got a bunch of new friends! I love buying stock!)"
"Hoo ooka! Oooka OOK ooo! (What a cheap place! Someone better put a little TLC into this shop!)"
"Ook? Ookie ook? (That's it? You sure you don't want to charge me a little more?)"
"Ooka! Ook ook! (Clever move, (Player's name)! Get all your shopping done while prices are cut in half!)"
"Ooka hoot! (No one's gonna try to steal that shop now, (player's name)!)"
"Ook oooo! Oooook! (That's a pretty powerful shop you've got there, (player's name)! Big and strong, just like me!)"
"Ooo? Ooka OOK! (How come you're charging me 100G? I think these prices are ALL wrong!)"
"Mmm ook!? (What kind of a roll was that, die!?)"
"Ook? Oooo! (Why didn't I budget my money better? I coulda bought this shop if I had a little more gold!)"
Buying a shop out: "Ooka ooka ooka. Ooo! (I see the shop, I like the shop, I buy the shop. It's as easy as that!)"
Buying a shop out: "Ook OOK ooka! (There's no WAY I'm gonna let you dominate this district!)"
After landing on an expensive shop: "Ooka... Oook! (Oh boy... Now it's on like Donkey Kong!)"
"Oook! Ooka ooka hoo! (Lakitu! Stay away from me, you little cloud rider!)"
"Ooka! Ooka! (Heya! You wanna trade shops with me?)"
"Ook ookie! Ook ooka! (I'm only accepting this deal 'cause I like you! Ook ooka!)"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Ooka! Ook haroo! (Shop power-up! I love these venture cards!)"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Haroo? Ooka ook.(I can spend all my bonus money on bananas, right? 'Cause that's what Kongs like to eat.)"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Ook? Oooka ooo. Ookaroo!(Who needs the bank? I just earned a promotion all on my own. That's how strong I am!)"
After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "Mmmm ook. Ooka ooka! (I better put this Suit Yourself card somewhere safe. I don't want to drop it!)"
After player gets a promotion: "Ooka ook! (You're getting stronger with each roll of the die, (player's name)!)"
After player gets a good venture card: "Ooka ooka ooka! (That's a pretty sweet power-up you got there, (player's name)!)"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "Ooka! Ooka hoot. (I won't forget about you, friend! Be good to your new owner.)"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "Aroo!? Ooka. Ooka ooo? (Huh!? I got a bad card. Can I put it back and pick another one?)"
After landing on the bank: "Ooka! Ooka ook! (Right on the money! You've still got it, Donkey Kong!)"
After player lands on the bank: "Ook! Ookie ooka! "Right on the bank! You've got pretty good aim, (player's name)!)"
After landing on a Boon square: "OOK! Ooka ooooooooo! (Talk about a stroke of luck! C'mon everybody - make me rich!)"
After landing on a Boon square: "Oooka! (Lucky me!)"
After player lands on a Boon square: "Oooka hoo! Ooka! (Nice (player's name)! I'm gonna try land there too!)"
After player lands on a Boon square: "Ook ooka? Haroo! "You got room for me on that square, (player's name)? I want some free money too!)"
After warping: "Ookie! Oooooo! Ooka ooo? (Wow! I just whooshed straight here! How'd that happen?)"
After warping: "Oooka hoo! Oooka ooo! (Look at me, jumping from square to square! It's like swinging from tree to tree!)"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Haroo? Ooka... Ooka hoo. (A day off? Oh well... Guess I'll make the most of it and take a little snooze.)"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Ook. Ookie ook! (Hope it's a good time to take a vacation. I'd hate to miss out on serious profits!)"
After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Ook ook. Ooka ooo! (Don't worry about taking a day off, (player's name). I'll keep an eye on things!)"
"OOOOO! Ook ooka. Oooka! (AHHHH! That was a pretty nice nap there. I feel totally energized!)"
"Mmm? Hooo ooka! Hoo. (Did I just doze off? Aw, I missed out on some serious cash! Stupid nap.)"
"Ook! Ooka! (It's closed! Oh well-just saved myself some money, I guess!)"
After player lands on his closed shop: "Ook! Ook! Oooook! (Hey! Stay away from my shop (player's name)! It's closed!)"
After player warps: Ook hoot! Ook? Ooka? (Whoa! How'd you get from here to there so quick, (player's name)? Some kinda magic?)"
After player warps: "Ooka ook! Ookaroo? (Those things always make my head spin! But it's a wild ride, huh, (player's name)?)"
After building a circus tent: "Ook! Ook! (Welcome to the DK circus! It's the show to end all shows!)"
After building a home: "Oooka? Ooooka ook ook! (Who's up for a party at my place? I'll bring the banana smoothies!)"
After building an estate agency: "Ooki! Ook OOK ooka! (My very own estate agency! It's like a friend who finds me MORE friends!)"
After building a balloonport: "Ooka! Ooka! Ooooooo...ooka! (It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Donkey Kong...in a hot-air balloon!)"
After building a three-star shop: "Ooook ooka ooo! (Building a shop like this is gonna cost a pretty penny, but hey - I'm rich!)"
After getting Lakitu: "Oook! Ooka ooka hoo! (Lakitu! Stay away from me, you little cloud rider!)"
After getting Gumdrops: "Ook! Oooka ooo. Ook ooka! (Look at ‘em sparkly gems! You’re a nice awfully guy, fella. I like ya!)"
"Ook! Ooka ook! (Finally - a real challenge! Let's go, (player's name)!)"
"Oook! Ook ook! (Third shop's a charm, (player's name)! You're gonna dominate that district pretty soon!)"
"Ook! Ooka! (One good turn deserves another, (player's name)! I'll try to earn YOU some gold now!)"
"Ooo! Ooka hoo! (Cha-ching! Thanks for making a deposit in the bank of Kong, (player's name)!)"
"Ook ooka ook! (Stop messing with my stock, (player's name)!)"
"Arooo! Oooka ook! (Nice move, (player's name)! You're my role model!)"
"Ooka! Ooka! (You can leave the money on the cash register, (player's name)! Thanks a bunch!)"
"Ookie ooka ooo? (You're not gonna start crying or anything, are you, (player's name)?)"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Ook ooka! Ook ook! (Glad to see you came back (player's name)! Let's put this thing to bed!)"
To player: "Ook? Ooka ooka oo! (Think you can catch up with me, (player's name)? I dare you to try!)"
Donkey Kong to player: "Oook ook ook? (How did you get so big and strong, (player's name)?)"
- Wario's response: "He/She got a promotion and grew more powerful... Maybe he's/she's eating that gold! Does eating gold make you stronger?"
To player: "Ooook! Ook oook ook ooook! (Keep it up, (player's name), and you might come in second place - right after me!)"
- Diddy Kong's response: "Ook oooky... Oookity! (No way! I'm going to come in second place, (player's name)!)"
To player: "Oook... Ook! Ooooky ook. (Hmm... It looks like (player's name) is going to win! I should've tried harder.)"
- Wario's response: "Hey, you! Knock off the banana talk, and do something to stop (player's name) from reaching the bank!"
To player buying out his shop: "Ooka ook? Ookie? (You got a problem with me, (player's name)? Is that it?)"
"Ook! Oookie ook! (There's no way I'm gonna lose! I'll keep fighting till the very end!)"
Near bankrupt: "Ooka! Ooka ook! (I can't lose this game! I'll never show my face in the jungle again!)"
Near bankrupt: "Ooo...Ooka! Ooo! (Oh boy I'm almost broke! This is embarrasing!)"
Near bankrupt: "Ooka...ook...ooook (Must...not..quit!)"
"Ookie ook! Ook! (I was almost there! Guess it's back to the drawin' board...)"
After reaching net worth needed to win: Ooka ook! Ooka! (Hey, did ya'll catch that? I'm gonna definitely win this one!)"
After player approaches victory: "Oooka ooo! Ooka ook! (You've got brains AND brawn, (player's name)! I'm gonna make you an honorary Kong!)"
Approaching victory: "Ook ooka ook! (All I have to do is get to that bank, and the I win!!)"
Going bankrupt: "Ooooook... (Looks like it's back to the jungle for me...)"
Going bankrupt: "Ooka? Oook! (Who woulda thought Donkey Kong could ever be defeated? Not me!)"

Lakitu[edit]

"Greetings, fortune seekers! I am Lakitu, and I'll be your guide to rest and relaxation!"
"You've all been working way too hard! Why don't you close up shop for a while?"
"It's not healthy to obsess over money all the time. Someone needs to teach you people how to slow down and enjoy life!"
"I'm bringing down the hammer on nap time, everybody! Close your eyes and drift off to dreamland!"
"I know you don't think you need a day off, but you do. Trust me - you'll thank me later for this!"
"Is my turn over already? But I haven't finished forcing everyone to take a vacation!"
"Providing rest to the weary is such satisfying work! Farewell!"
"I'm not ready to leave! These people still need to enjoy their forced vacations!"
"Everyone enjoy their 40 winks? Then it appears my work here is done. Take it easy, folks!"
"A sea of calm has washed over the board, and so my work here is done. Catch you on the flip side!"

Luigi[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

”Eek! No one told me there would be gh-gh-ghosts here! I wish I'd brought my Poltergust 3000 with me.” (The Ghost Ship)
”Hey! You know what would look good? A spaceship with MY face on it!” (Starship Mario)
"These ruins are right up my alley! I bet I'll reach the goal first!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"Watch out everyone! Luigi is stepping up to the plate!" (Mario Stadium)
"Leaping lasagna! This place is even bigger than Peach's Castle!" (Castle Trodain)
"Uh-oh! I don't have the best balance in the world… Hope I don't fall off the board!" (Mount Magmageddon)
"Vroom, Vroom! Let's get this game started. Someone wave the checkered flag!" (Mario Circuit)
"This place is wackadoodle! It's turning my brain into spaghetti!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
"Ah, Peach's Castle! I have some awfully fond memories of this place. Time to create a new one!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
"Now, THIS is where the real action is! It's happening on Yoshi's Island!" (Yoshi's Island)
"I'm gonna try to make a speed run through this stage!" (Super Mario Bros.)
"I don't trust Bowser OR his spooky castle… I bet he's got a princess or two locked up in here!" (Bowser's Castle)
"I don't need a career chance... I'm pretty satisfied being a hero!" (Alltrades Abbey)
"Looks like my bro really cleaned this place up! I hope they gave him the key to the city!" (Delfino Plaza)
"I wanna take a peek at this flying train I've heard so much about. If trains can fly, then so can Luigi! Wheee!" (The Observatory)
"Look at all those slimes down there! How can you tell which ones are friendly?" (Slimenia)
"I bet they'll tell epic stories about me and my bro one day. We're practically legends already!" (Alefgard)
"Hey there, giant statue guy! How's the weather up there?" (The Colossus)

General[edit]

To player: "Hey, (player's name)! I'm Luigi! Oh, you've heard of me? I'm so flattered I think I'm blushing!"
"It's me, Luigi! Time to collect some more gold coins!"
"Watch out! Green machine coming through!"
"Gimme a good roll! I've got my fingers crossed and everything."
"Here goes nothing!"
"My turn! Better watch out, or I'm gonna stomp you with my big, brown boots!"
"Oh yeah! It's Luigi's turn!"
"This game has got my mustache all mussed up! Where's my little comb?"
"I'm gonna win this game all on my own! I don't need any help at all."
"Wah-hah! I'm in it to win it!"
"Once I get revved up, there's no slowing me down! I'm gonna make a dash straight to victory!"
"Wah-hah! Look at me go! It's finally luigi's turn in the spotlight!"
"Yay for me, Luigi! I'm gonna have a good turn, I know it!"
"Boi-oing! I can jump even higher than Mario - all the way to first place!"
"I'm lean, mean, and green, and I'm gonna to give you a run for your money!"
"Stay out of my way, or I'll jump all over you!"
"Oh, I hate making decisions like this! I think I'll just close my eyes and pick a direction!"
"Eek! There's a big ol' shop up ahead, and it's look like a fortress! Hope I don't have to battle THAT boss!"
"Why don't I ever seem to land on a Luigi shop? I bet the Goombas are behind this!"
"I need to feed my shop a Super Mushroom to help it grow big and strong!"
"There's a shop out there with Luigi's name on it! Maybe it's time to force a buyout..."
"I'm not gonna give up first place without a fight!"
"Oh yeah! Think you can keep up with me? Go ahead and try!"
"I've gotta do something drastic if I want to take over first place!"
"It's not so bad being in second place. As a matter of fact, it feels just right! I wonder why that is..."
"Coins! Coins! I need to get me some coins, and quick!"
"I'm in last place? Well, that's not good?"
"Yay for me, Luigi! What? I'm in last place? Oh... That's too bad."
"If I keep playing like this, I'm never gonna be the best. Time to try a little harder!"
"I'm not fickle friend, little stock. I just don't need you anymore!"
"Three more suits to go, huh? That should be a snap for someone like Luigi!"
"Two more suits to go! I wonder if any of them are hidden in blocks. Boing, boing!"
"I only need one more suit... Why can't I just jump straight there? It's not cheating!"
"This is the perfect time for Luigi's trademark jump! I'll just leap my way straight back to the bank!"
"I'm just a hop, skip, and a jump away from my promotion!"
"I can almost hear the bank calling my name! Luigi, Luigi, Luigi!"
"No time to panic! I've got my suits. Now I just need to find that sneaky bank!"
"Yay for me, Luigi! I've got a new shop!"
"Look at my new shop! Isn't she a beaut?"
"Don't trip all over yourselves trying to get to my new shop. We're open 24/7!"
"Watch out, everyone! Luigi's gonna take over this district any minute now!"
"Two shops in one district! I'm turning into an honest-to-goodness real-estate mogul!"
"That makes two shops in this district! Not bad for a plumber, eh?"
"Three shops in one district? Somebody pinch me, 'cause I gotta be dreaming!"
"I've got a lot of shops in this district... I hope I can take care of 'em all!"
"One day I'm gonna dominate this district. Then everyone will see who's the real brains behind The Mario Bros.!"
"Would you look at that? You've got more shops all over the place, (player's name)! Makes me feel like I've been slacking off!"
"Huh? That was kinda mean, (player's name). I guess you're not as nice as I thought!"
"Think you're gonna dominate this district? Not on my watch!"
"Okeydokey! I’ve dominated this district! Hmm… This is kind of a surprise, even to me!"
"I'm here to protect this defenseless district from total domination!" (after buying someone out)
"Can't let you get away with district domination! But hey-at least you'll get a few coins out of the deal!"
"All this stock, just for me? You sure no one is gonna miss it?"
"I didn't do so good a job at saving my money... Hope this shop'll still be available next time I land here!"
"I take a quick time-out to trim my mustache, and someone buys up almost all the shops! What gives?"
"Ack! One shop left? All I did was take a minute to trim my sideburns... I need to stop doing that!"
"All the shops are gone? That was quick! Someone knows how to use their B-Dash!"
"Who bought up all the shops? Guess I was too busy grooming the 'stache to pay attention to the game..."
"Turns out earning money is as easy as stomping a Goomba! Who knew?"
"Enjoy that gold while you can! I'm gonna be in first place soon!"
"There goes all my money, right down the drain!"
"Ugh... These little expenses really add up!"
"No one likes being in last place. Lucky for us, this game's not over yet."
"Hey, are you pulling my leg? These prices look a little higher than usual..."
"Hmm... I guess a flat-rate sale doesn't necessarily mean I'll be saving any money."
"Can't invest right now... I've got a sneaking suspicion I should be saving my money for something else!"
"I don't have any stock? Man, I really dropped the ball on this one..."
"I've been tricked enough times to know I've gotta defend myself! No one's gonna take this shop from me!"
"Ow-wow-wow! Cheap enough, but it still smarts!"
"Closed up shop a little early today, eh? I guess we all have to take a break now and again!"
"It's about time all my hard work finally paid off!"
"Once I get revved up, there's no slowing me down! I'm gonna make a dash straight to victory!"
"Wah-hah! Look at me go! It's finally Luigi's turn in the spotlight!"
"You like my shop, (player's name)? I knew you wouldn't be able to resist stopping there!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "I feel like the luckiest plumber in the whole wide world!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Would you look at this! It's raining coins!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "It's about time I caught a break! It's not easy being Luigi..."
After getting a bad Venture Card: "It's no fun losing hard-earned coins... Time to start rebuilding my nest egg!"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "YEE-OWCH! What did I ever do to deserve this kind of treatment?"
After building a Balloonport: "I'm gonna soar through the air with the greatest of ease! With a hot-air balloon, I'll be the bee's knees!"
After warping: "Did that really just happen? How'd I get from there to here in the blink of an eye?"
After player warps: "You sure know how to travel in style, (player's name)! Fast and easy - that's the way to go!"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "What game should I play on my day off - basketball, tennis, or golf? Decisions, decisions!"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "It seems silly to take a day off during such an important competition...but I might as well enjoy myself!"
After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "You've been working so hard lately, (player's name). Promise me you'll take it easy on your day off!"
"Ahhh! What a nice little vacation. I spent the whole time eating nutritious mushrooms and building up my strength!"
After taking a day off: "Why did I have to go and take a day off? I'm a plumber! I'm on call 24 hours a day!"
"Wah-hah-hah! Look how big my shop got! That's kinda surprising, even for me!"
"It's about time all my hard work finally paid off!"
"That's right, everybody! Luigi's pidding little shop is now a financial powerhouse!"
"Hey! Why does (player's name) get so many gold coins? I want some too!"
"You better watch out, (player's name). I'm gonna burn up all your stock certificates with a fireball!"
After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Finally! Something I can actually use!"
After player approaches victory: "I have to find a way to stop (player's name) from winning! Who'da thought he'd/she'd get this far?"
To player: "Did Mario teach you to play this game, (player's name)? 'Cause you've definitely got some sweet moves, just like him!"
"Why can I only move ahead one square? Guess the ground up ahead is slippery or something!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
After player builds a tax office: "Built yourself a tax office, (player's name)? That was a calculated move! Ha ha ha ha!"
After building an estate agency: "I bet Princess Daisy'd be really impressed if I owned a few more shops! Help me out, estate agency!"
After landing on the bank: "Ahh! I like landing on the bank. They never charge me any money to stop here!"
After the player lands on the bank: "You look stately standing in front of that bank, (player's name)! They should build a statue of you right there!"
After landing on a Boon square: "This is even better than finding a hidden cache of coins - no scary pipes to fall down!"
After landing on a Boon square: "So THIS is what it's like to be a bigwig! Now I finally know how Mario feels all the time."
After player lands on a Boon square: "If you earn a lot of gold coins standing there, (player's name), I'd be happy to take some of 'em off your hands!!"
After player lands on a Boon square: "Open up your umbrella, (player's name)! It's about to start raining gold coins!!"
After getting Healie: "Hey, Healie! Make sure you leave me a suit too! That'd be swell!"
After getting Lakitu: "Ack! Get out o 'ere, Lakitu! Ya're nothin' bad news!"
After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Mario told me that being a grown-up means you can't let things like that bother you, (player's name). No fun, right?"
After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Eek! There must be a Boo haunting those venture cards (player's name)! Why else would you pick such a terrible one!?"
"Hey, can I get some more venture cards? That last one sure made my life a lot easier!"
After getting a small amount of money from other players: "Well...thanks, I guess. I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but that really isn't a lot of gold..."
"Ha ha! Thanks for spreading the love (player's name). More money for Luigi!"
"Smart move, (player's name)! You've got to be vigilant, or else some evil person might swoop in and try to take over your shop!"
"That's a lot of money, (player's name)! It's kinda like feeding your wallet a 1-Up Mushroom!"
"You got any hobbies, (player's name)? I'm into lots of things: golf, tennis, basketball, beating you at this game..."
"Pretty sneaky, (player's name)... You aren't gonna do anything underhanded with those stocks, are you?"
"Leapin' lasagna! Look all of this extra money! Thanks a bunch, (player's name). You're a real pal."
"Your shop's small now, (player's name), but I bet it's gonna be pretty intimidating by the time this game is over!"
"Take good care of my shop, you hear?"
Accepting a trade deal: "It's a deal! Let's all jump for joy!"
"Interesting move, (player's name), You really used that venture card to your advantage!"
"Oh! Bad timing, (player's name). My shop is closed today."
To player buying his shop: "You're lucky I'm such an easygoing guy, (player's name)... 'cause that wasn't nice of you!"
To player: "Don't fret, (player's name)! Maybe you'll find a bunch of hidden coins on your way to the bank!"
Mario to Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!"
- Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"
To player: "Try not to show me up, (player's name)! I'm the star today!"
- Yoshi's response: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I want to be the star too!)"
To player: "Whoa! Did you strike it rich, (player's name)? You've gotta show me your secret!"
- Yoshi's response: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Me too! Show me your secret!)"
To player: "Hey, I've got a bright idea, (player's name)! I'll give you a Super Mushroom! That'll give you the strength to keep on going!"
- Yoshi's response: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Sorry! I already ate her/his Super Mushroom!)"
Near bankrupt: "Oh no! Does this spell the end for Luigi?"
Near bankrupt: "I've gotten used to coming in second place, but this is ridiculous!"
Near bankrupt: "Maybe I'm not as good as this game as I thought..."
After reaching net worth needed to win: "Hey! It looks like I'm the big hero today. Ya hear that, Mario?"
Approaching victory: "Wah-hah! I'd better jump on over to the bank! Jump, I say! Jump!"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Hey! There you are, (player's name)! Did you bring back any 1-Up Mushrooms for us?"
Going bankrupt: "Bankrupt!? I'm gonna get laughed right out of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
Going bankrupt: "I'm done for! Whoever thought a hero would need rescuing!?"

Mario[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"It's a race to the finish line! Start your engines!" (Mario Circuit)
"Brr! This ship gives me the creeps! Best to win fast so I don't have to hang out here too long!" (The Ghost Ship)
"I wonder if there are coins in these ruins... I'm gonna grab as many as I can!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"Uh-oh! Lava's never fun! It always brings back bad memories for me..." (Mount Magmageddon)
"Looks like a lot of folks came out to see today's game. I'd like to knock this one out of the park!" (Mario Stadium)
"Wow! What a fancy palace! But I still think Peach's Castle is the best…" (Castle Trodain)
"Whoa, this place is gonna make my head spin! But, hey… what a view!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
"Ah, it's all my little Yoshi friends! How have you been, guys?" (Yoshi's Island)
"Dooo-doo-doo-doo-doo-dooooo! Hey, I love this tune!" (Super Mario Bros.)
"Oh no! Nothing good ever comes out of this creepy castle. I hope I can escape safe and sound!" (Bowser's Castle)
"Slimes everywhere! That's O.K., I suppose… as long as they aren't bad slimes!" (Slimenia)
"I guess Erdrick is the big cheese around these parts! I tip my hat to you, legendary hero!" (Alefgard)
"Ha ha! I guess this is the place where I can change my profession… Thanks, but I'm happy being a hero!" (Alltrades Abbey)
"Oh boy, another galactic adventure! Here we go, sailing through space!" (Starship Mario)
"What a magical place! I feel like I'm on top of the world!" (The Observatory)
"Look at this picturesque little town! I remember the time I cleaned it top to bottom!" (Delfino Plaza)
"Ha ha! I'm gonna do well here. Peach's Castle is like a second home to me!" (Peach's Castle)
"Wah ha! That colossal statue scared me for a second! Stay right where you are, big guy..." (The Colossus)

General[edit]

To player: "It's me, Mario! Best of luck, (player's name)!"
"All right, my turn!"
"How's everyone doing? I'm feeling great! Let's roll!"
"Come on now, little die! Give me a good roll!"
"Here we go! Just remember, little die: Mario's your best friend!"
"Rolling the die is just one of my many special talents!"
"Here we go! Let's see what happens next!"
"Hey, I'm a big superstar! I should be able to roll a pretty good number!"
"Let me show you what I can do! Watch and learn!"
"Doooo--doo-doo doo-doo-doo! That sure is a catchy tune I've got stuck in my head! Oh, sorry, is it my turn already?"
"I need to make my favorite shop bigger and better - fast!"
"Hey, I think I'm gonna win! Bravo, Mario!"
"This is a nice feeling! Let's keep it going!"
"Ha ha! Little did ya all know, I've been holdin' back! Time to show ya what I've got!"
"It's me, Mario! Follow me to fortune!"
"Hey hey! Look who's up next! It's me, Mario!"
"I'm always ready to go! C'mon little die, roll me a good one!"
"This die and I are good friends! Come on, die, roll a good number for me!"
"Hey, everybody! Catch me if you can!"
"Mario's coming to take first place faster than a fireball! Watch out ahead!"
"Here we go! I'm taking first place, and you can't stop me!"
"Uh-oh, looks like one of my rivals is closing in! Time for a Super Jump - or a really good roll of the die!"
"Okeydokey! One suit down, three more to go!"
"Two suits left, right?"
"Wahoo! One more suit, and it's 1-Up time! I mean, level-up time!"
"I'd better see some fireworks when I level up! Woo-hoo!"
"Ha ha! The bank's so close! I hope I get there in one roll!"
"Level-up, here I come! I wish I could jump on over to the bank right this very second!"
"Time to make a dash to the bank!"
"They don't call me jump man for nothing!"
To Yoshi: "I'll help you find your cookies, Yoshi - just give me a second to brush these cookie crumbs out of my mustache!"
"Not to look a gift Yoshi in the mouth, but I was hoping for more coins..."
"That's a nice shop! So nice, in fact, that I want it all to myself!"
"Hey, everybody! You've got an open invitation to stop by my shop anytime you want!"
"Wahoo! That makes three shops for me! I'm on my way to total district domination!"
"Hey, that's pretty nice! I think I want to buy more shops around here!"
"Mario's shop is open for business! Come one, come all!"
"What a beautiful shop! Not too shabby for a plumber, huh?"
"Uh-oh, that's a pretty big shop up ahead! I wish I could just jump right over it!"
"Oh no! Almost all of the shops are gone! I'd better make a dash for it!"
"Oh boy! I should have bought more shops while I had the chance!"
"Mamma mia! All of the shops are sold out!"
"No more shops left to buy? Then it's time to get down to business!"
"Whoa! Look at all the shops I've got here!"
"Two down, a few more to go! I'm not finished buying up the district yet!"
"At the rate I'm going, this whole district's gonna be mine in no time!"
"Oh boy! If I keep buying up all of these properties, they're gonna have to change the name to Mario Street!"
"Hey! I thought I told everyone that shop was hands off! Why'd you have to go and buy, it (player's name)?"
"Think you're gonna dominate this district? Not on my watch!"
"Waa-hoo! Total district domination! Welcome, my friends, to the newly renovated Mario Square! Come one, come all!"
"That shop of yours looks like a fortress, (player's name)! Why don't you just build a moat around it? Ha ha!"
"I wouldn't normally shop here, but it looks like you need the gold more than I do!"
"Oh, not to worry! I think I can afford to shop here!"
"Oopsy-daisy! I wasn't planning on stopping here. At least I'm not going to have to shell out too many gold coins!"
"Whew! I sure am lucky this shop isn't too expensive!"
"Bravo, Mario! Nice timin' shoppin' 'ere when there's a half-off sale! I'm gettin' twice fer half the price!"
"Hey, isn't this shop a little pricier than usual? I thought I'd be saving money with a flat rate!"
"Lucky Mario! Ya sure ya only want to charge me a hundred gold coins to shop here? That's a great deal!"
"Look out! Mario wants in on the action!"
"Mamma mia! Sure, I'm in last place-but I can't let that bring me down!"
"Uh-oh! Looks like the time, she's-a-running out! I've got to figure out a way to win!"
"I've faced my fair share of challenges! I'm not going to let this little setback bring me down!"
"Ha ha! There's plenty of time to think about investing later!"
"What kind of luck is this? I need to land on one of my OWN shops!"
"Whoa! It's raining coins! Thanks for turning on the sprinklers, (player's name)!"
"I'm flattered that you want to own stock in my favorite district, (player's name)! I hope it pays off for you!"
"Ouch! My stock just took a beating! What gives, (player's name)?"
"Take my gold coins, (player's name)! They belong to you, now!"
"Hey, it's not big deal! Mario always has enough gold to share!"
"Thanks for dropping by, (player's name)! Take your time and look around. It's not every day you can shop for free."
"You know what they say: even luck is a skill!"
After warping: "What a ride! That was almost as fast as traveling via pipe!"
After warping: "Hey, I think I just warped! That sure was a fast trip!"
After player warps: "Ever get a stomachache when you warp, (player's name)? That happens to me sometimes!"
After player warps: "Smooth move, (player's name)! Wish I could zoom around like that too!"
"I'm so close to winning, I can practically taste it! Unless that's just some of yesterday's lunch stuck in my mustache..."
"This is a nice feeling! Let's keep it going!"
To player: "Hi, (player's name)! How's everything going for you so far?"
To player: "There's a lot of gold at risk here, (player's name)! You'd better play your hand wisely!"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Heroes never take the day off! What am I supposed to do with myself - go to the beach?"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "A day off? As long as I'm being forced to take a vacation, I might as well enjoy myself! Wahoo! Mario party!"
- Start of turn afterward: "Wahoo! I'm all recharged and ready to roll! Someone give me the die!"
"Thanks for stopping by, but my shop's closed right now! Sorry!"
"Oh no! Why would you stop by on my day off, (player's name)?"
"Huh? I came all this way and the shop is closed! Oh well...at least I saved some money!"
After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Taking a vacation, (player's name)? That sounds pretty nice right about now!"
After landing on a Boon square: "All right! I'm getting a lucky cut of the action. Make sure you land on a shop, everybody!"
After landing on a Boon/Boom Square: "Hey there, lucky star! I heard you calling my name!"
After player lands on a Boon Square: "Ha ha! That's kinda like a bonus stage, huh, (player's name)? Collect a bunch of gold while you can!"
After player lands on a Boon Square: "Looks like you've got luck on you're side, (player's name)!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Wahoo! It's raining coins from the sky! I'm gonna catch 'em all!"
After player gets money from other players due to a Venture Card: "Ha ha! Thanks for giving me a special prize, everyone!"
After getting money from other players due to a Venture Card: "Thank you, thank you, everybody! Your generosity speaks volumes!!"
"Investing in your shop, eh? That's a good way to protect it, (player's name)! But I wouldn't dare steal it from you..."
"Wowee! Are you trying to build your own (player's name) Castle (player's name)?"
"Hey, it's kinda like a power-up for my shop!"
"Oh, no! I have to sell my shop. Good-bye, dear shop of mine!"
"Huh!? Where'd all my coins go? I guess I can't afford to buy you right now, little property...but I'll be back!"
"I hope I don't regret this, I just don't have the money right now! Mario's got to be fiscally responsible!"
"Thank you for your patronage! You're very generous, (player's name)... Just like me!"
"Mamma mia! You already have enough money! Let someone else take over first place, why don't you?"
After landing on an expensive shop: "Whuuh-uh-oh! There go all my coins! Come back, little coins!"
After building a tax office: "Watch out for the tax man, everyone!"
After buying out a property: "This shop is rightfully mine! Go buy yourself a shop in a different district!"
After buying someone out: "I hate to buy this shop out from under you, but it's just too dangerous to leave it in your hands!"
After buying someone out: "Sorry, friend! A hero’s gotta do what a hero’s gotta do!"
After getting bought out: "It takes a lot to get me mad, (player's name)…but you're really pressing my buttons!"
After buying his shop: "Mamma mia! What are you doing, (player's name)!? I had dreams of dominating that district!"
After buying his shop: "Oh no! There go my big plans to build myself a castle. Why did you have to crush my dreams like that, (player's name)?"
To player buying shop: " I think this is the only that shop’s going to make me any money!"
After player buying his checkpoint: "Hey! What do you think you're doing with my checkpoint, (player's name)!?"
After player buying his estate agency: "Greed is not a good look for you, (player's name)!"
After player buying his balloonport: " Hey! That's MY balloon! Who said you could take it for a ride, (player's name)?"
After player buying his circus tent: "I can't believe you took over my circus, (player's name)! Didn't you like my fireball show?"
"I gotta remember to buy some stock next time I get a chance!"
"Hey, this is a pretty nice place! It's good for me that you're not charging more to shop here!"
"Ha! It's like I just fed my shop a Super Mushroom! Consider yourself recharged, little shop!"
After landing on Bank: "Wahoo! Right on the dot! Now, that's what I call precision!"
After player lands on the Bank: "Maybe after I win this game, you and I can open a bank together! How does that sound, (player's name)?"
"You deserve all that gold, (player's name)! You're a brave adventurer, just like me!"
"Wowee! Are you trying to build your own (player's name) castle, (player's name)?"
"You're my hero, (player's name)! Thanks for all the gold!"
"You're my heroine, (player's name)! Thanks for all the gold!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Wahoo! It's raining gold coins from the sky! I'm gonna catch 'em all!"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Wahoo! I'm the luckiest plumber in the whole wide world!"
After getting a bad Venture card: "Mamma mia! I feel so...depreciated."
After player gets a good Venture Card: "You wanna share that bonus money with me, (player's name)? We could throw a party together!"
After player gets a good Venture Card: "You must have a lucky star shining down on you, (player's name)!"
After player gets a good Venture Card: "That's a pretty nice venture card, (player's name)! Your fairy stockmother must be looking out for you!"
After player gets a Suit Yourself Card: "I'll trade you that venture card for a Fire Flower! What do you say, (player's name)?"
After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Don't fret too much about those venture cards, (player's name). It's just the luck of the draw!"
After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Did you eat a Mini Mushroom or something, (player's name)? You've got some magically shrinking shops!"
After getting Gumdrops: "Wow! That thing looks like a boo full of coins!"
After getting Healie: "Hey little guy, you look like a floating Goomba! Don't forget to give Mario a nice suit!"
After getting Lakitu: "Stay out of my way, Lakitu! I know what you're capable of, and I don't like it! Not one bit!!"
Rejecting a deal: "Oh boy... Sorry, but that trade doesn't really do anything for me. Maybe another time!"
To player: "You're off to a great start, (player's name)!"
"I'm flattered that you want to own stock in my favorite district, (player's name)! I hope it pays off you!"
"Hey! That just means more coins for me! Keep it up, (player's name)!"
Mario to Player: "You know what would help us win this game, (player's name)? That's right, a Super Mushroom! I wish we had one!"
- Toad's response: "Don't look at me! I'm not a Super Mushroom!"
To Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!"
- Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"
Mario to Player: "I can't believe you got a promotion already! From now on, I'm calling you Super (player's name)!"
- Bowser Jr.'s response: "You may have earned a few gold coins, but you're still plain old (player's name) to me!"
To player: "Nice job, (player's name)! You're a real hero - just like Mario!"
- Luigi's response: "I wish Mario would call me a hero sometime..."
To Luigi: "Wow, (player's name), you've got a brain for business! Luigi could learn a thing of two from you!"
- Luigi's response: "Mario thinks you're the bee's knees, (player's name)! I just wish he thought that highly of his own brother…"
To player: "Psst! Hey, (player's name)! Princess Peach is watching, so I'm afraid I just can't lose to you today!"
- Peach's response: "Mario, I heard that! But don't you worry - I'm the one who's going to win!"
To player: "Keep going, (player's name)! It's way too early to give up!"
- Peach's response: "Hey, Mario-what gives? You seem like you're more concerned about (player's name) than you are about me!"
To player: "Look at you go, (player's name)! You've inspired me to go out and collect a ton of gold coins!"
- Yoshi's response: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (It's great to see you in action, (player's name)! I'm learning a lot from you!)"
To player: "You're good at gathering coins, (player's name)! We should hit the Mushroom Kingdom sometime to really rake in the gold!"
- Bowser's response: "Hah! Maybe (player's name) doesn't need to bang her head against a block to find gold-she EARNS it, like an entrepreneur!"
To player: "Way to go, (player's name)! You're my hero!"
- Bowser Jr.: "Grr! As if one hero wasn't bad enough... Now I've got the TWO of you to deal with! ARGH! I'm gonna stomp you both!"
To player: "Nice work, (player's name)! But Luigi and I aren't going to give up quite yet!"
- Luigi's response: "Right you are! The Mario Bros. are just getting warmed up!"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (player's name)! I was getting kinda tired of waiting!"
To player: "Hey! Now I've got a chance to catch up with you, (player's name)!"
Once player is near bankrupt: "Oh, don't get all down in the dumps just 'cause you're broke, (player's name)! Turn that frown upside down!"
Near bankrupt: "C'mon Mario, don't give up! Hey, that was a nice little pep talk I just gave myself!"
Near bankrupt: "I'm in trouble, now that's for sure!"
Near bankrupt: "I’ve got to keep going, or it’s game over for me!"
After reaching net worth needed to win: "Ha ha! I'm so close to winning, I can practically taste it! Unless that's just some of yesterday's lunch stuck in my mustache..."
Approaching victory: "I did it! Now I just need to super jump my way over to the bank to collect my prize!"
"Oh no! Well, ya know what they say...if at first ya don't succeed, retry, retry again! Ha ha!"
After male player approaches victory: "You proved yourself to be a real hero today, (player's name)! Bravo!"
After female player approaches victory: "What an inspirational heroine you turned out to be, (player's name)! Brava!"
Going bankrupt: "Mamma mia! Game over already!? I was just getting warmed up!"
Going bankrupt: "Oh no! Tell me the truth... It's game over for Mario, isn't it?"

Princess Daisy[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"Hey, all you spooky ghosts out there! Don't you DARE try to scare me! Ya hear me?" (The Ghost Ship)
"Wow! Check out Yoshi's Island. I totally want to take one of those little guys home with me!" (Yoshi's Island)
"Hey-who wants to be on my pit crew? Tee hee! Just kidding!" (Mario Circuit)
"Oh my gosh! Look at all those cute little blobs! Can I take one home with me?" (Slimenia)
"All right! I'm gonna roll this die right out of the park!" (Mario Stadium)
"Yeah, sure. Big castle. Woooo. I'm totally impressed. Could use a few more flowers though…" (Castle Trodain)
"Hmph! If I'd known we were coming to such a lava-y place, I wouldn't have worn my nicest gown!" (Mount Magmageddon)
"What's a girl gotta do around here to get her bearings? I'm all turned around and upside down!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
"After I win, I'm headed over to Peach's Castle for a celebratory tea party. Who wants to join me?" (Princess Peach's Castle)
"Whoa! I've heard a lot of wild stories about this place. This is going to be a blast!" (Super Mario Bros.)
"I bet Bowser seriously thinks this goofy castle is totally intimidating. As if!" (Bowser's Castle)
"This place is falling apart! You want me to call my contractor? He'll fix everything up in a snap!" (Robbin Hood Ruins)
"I hear they kidnap princesses around here… I guess Bowser's not the only guy who's into abducting royalty!" (Alefgard)
"I've always wanted to travel through space! This is gonna be the best game ever!" (Starship Mario)
"Sweet! Check out this gorgeous resort! I can't wait to take a dip in the ocean." (Delfino Plaza)
"I totally want to scale up the side of that statue. What a challenge!" (The Colossus)
"I wanna see this flying train everyone keeps talking about. I must ride it. I simply must!" (The Observatory)
"I'm supposed to pick out a new trade here, huh? Let's see... Maybe I should be a professional athlete! Yeah!" (Alltrades Abbey)

General[edit]

To player: "So you're the famous (player's name)! I'm Daisy, princess of Sarasaland. The pleasure is mine!"
"Fair warning, folks: try all you want, but I'm still gonna win. Princess Daisy always comes out on top!"
"You may wonder why I want to win so badly. Well, it's 'cause I just HATE losing!"
"Winning feels SO awesome. From now on, I'm gonna win all the games I play!"
"Oh boy! It sure was a snap getting into first place. I bet winning this game is gonna be a piece of cake!"
"Hold on tight to your socks, people, 'cause I'm about to knock 'em off!"
"Let's speed this game up! I'm seriously getting wrinkles waiting for you all to roll the die."
"I'm gonna throw this die as hard as I can! I bet I'll get a sweet number out of it! OOF!"
"Winning is a matter of timing and luck. I don't have either, but I've never let that stop me before!"
"Eek! Is it my turn already? Sorry, I was in another world!"
"Don't underestimate me, people! Just because I'm a princess doesn't mean I won't fight dirty!"
"If you give me a good number, little die, I'll promote you to court jester! I'm a princess - I can do that!"
"All right - this game is about to get seriously interesting! Check it out!"
"Who ever said princesses have to play fair? I'm gonna do whatever I have to do to win this game!"
"Do ya really think ya can win against me, (Player’s name)? That’s awfully presumptuous of ya!"
"I want to be in first place! I want it, I want it, I WANT IT!"
"Hey! You all paying? attention? ‘Cause I’m totally in first place here!"
"No no no! Why's everything going to dogs? I'm doing my best here!"
"Whoa! This game is brutal! If I'd known it was gonna be this tough. I woulda stayed home at my castle today!"
"Something's not right... It doesn't make any sense for me to be in last place! Let's try to turn this around!"
"Check it out, people! I'm about to show you how a REAL winner rolls!"
"Here goes nothing! C'mon, die - gimme an awesome roll!"
"Who in the world put such an expensive shop directly in my path? N-not that I'm scared of it or anything!"
"These suits are awfully cute. Maybe I'll sneak a few of 'em home with me! They'd look nice on my castle walls!"
"Hmm. I've got one suit, so that means I've got three more to go. Should be a breeze!"
"I'm getting tired. Subjects of Sarasaland- bring me the rest of the suits!"
"Time to put the finishing touches on my celebration, people. I'm about to get my promotion!"
"I can't believe the bank won't send someone to come and pick me up. What terrible service!"
"This shop is going to grow like a wildflower! I picked it, after all, so it's GOT to be good!"
"Make sure you all stop by my new shop and introduce yourselves! It's the polite thing to do!"
"I'm off to a pretty good start in this district, wouldn't you say? I sure would!"
"Hmm... I've only got two shops in this district, but I definitely want more! More, more, MORE!"
"Sweet! Another shop in one of my favorite districts. Things are shaping up pretty well!"
"Looks like I'm destined to own a lot of property here. Who am I to say no to fate?"
"Anyone mind if I buy up ALL of the shops in this district? I'd hate to break up the set."
"Stay out of my way, folks. I'm gonna grab ALL the shops in this district! They're gonna all mine!"
"I’m starting to get a bit suspicious, (Player’s name)… Are you trying to dominate that district? You are!"
"Anyone have a problem with my buying a shop in this district? Too bad! I don’t care! Tee hee hee!"
"But...but that shop was supposed to be for me! Why would you go and buy it!?"
"Woo! Did everyone see what I did there? Yep, I dominated this whole district! Yippee!
"I've got a favor to ask, guys - leave all those empty shops for me, OK? I totally want to buy them!"
"It's only proper that the fairest princess of 'em all gets dibs on that last shop. Right? Who's with me?"
"Whoa! Who bought up all the shops? Here I was thinking I'd buy a few more!"
"Augh! No more shops left to buy? Guess I'll just have to take some of 'em! Ha ha ha!"
"Tee hee hee! I bet no one was expecting THAT!"
"Look at my little shop, all grown up now! I'm just bursting with pride!"
"What a waste! If only I had purchased some stock earlier... Oh, well. Lesson learned!"
"Oh well! Maybe I'll invest next time. I just really couldn't be bothered with it right now."
"Whoops! I totally forgot to invest. I need to get going on that one of these days..."
"I'd better hurry up and do some investing! I'd hate to have a shop bought out from under me."
"Do I really have to go all the way to the bank to purchase stock? How inconvenient!"
"Hmm.. I need some stock! Who wants the honor of buying me some? I’m waiting!"
After landing on the bank: "Banks rule! Where else can you safely store your money? I mean, other than an actual safe..."
"How kind of you! But I'd much rather prefer a bouquet of flowers to a bushel of cash!"
"I think something's wrong with this die. It feels heavier than usual!"
"It's a princess's prerogative whether to change her mind AND her direction!"
"I give this shop the Daisy stamp of approval! Now I bet you'll make a lot more money on it!"
"What a precious little shop! I just want to take it home and cuddle it!"
"Whoops! I totally didn't mean to add to your coffers. You're rich enough already!"
"Umm... How many coins is that again? Sorry, but I'm not used to making such small purchases!"
"Hold up! Why's it only more expensive for me? Are you anti-princess or something?"
"Aw! I totally thought I had enough money to buy this place. I must have a hole in my pocket or something..."
"It’s so sweet of you to invite me. I just love looking around other people’s shops."
"Eek! What do you think you're doing, (player's name)! Is there no limit to your greed?"
"Let the stock prices fall as they may! It won't hurt me!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "So we're playing rough now, huh? Fine! Prepare to face the wrath of Daisy!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "Your prices are absolutely ridiculous! Why don't you just take my crown while you're at it?"
After landing on a Boon square: "Shop away, folks! The more money you spend, the more money I get! Everybody's a winner!"
After landing on a Boon square: "Lucky Daisy! I totally rule! Shop away to your hearts' content, everyone!"
After player lands on a Boon square: "I must refrain from shopping for a while. I don't want (player's name) to get any more money than he/she already has!"
After player lands on a Boon square: "You land on that square and you get free money? Sounds like the perfect job for a princess like me!"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Hmph! Stupid die! Today is the absolutely WORST day for me to take a vacation!"
After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "It's about time (player's name) took the day off! I finally have a chance to visit one of his/her shops free of charge!"
After warping: "That's the coolest magic trick in the world! One second, I'm there; next second, I'm here! Ta-da!"
After player warps: "You're always running hither and thither across this board, (player's name)! You can't sit still, can you?"
After player lands on the bank: "Just taking a little breather, (player's name)? I bet the bank is nice and air-conditioned!"
"Ahhh! All rested up, and I didn't even lose any money by taking a day off. I gotta do that more often!"
"Hey, (Player’s name)! Why don’t you try coming to my shop when it’s actually OPEN?"
"Hey, buddy! Didn't you read the "Closed" sign on the door of my shop? I hate missing out on a big payday!"
"Just add a little money and a little love, and BOOM! Look at that big, beautiful shop!"
"I could just sit and stare at you forever, my precious shop. You're absolutely beautiful!"
"Sweet! With a little love and a love of my money, my shop grew big and strong!"
"Stop dragging your feet, (Player's name)! This game is no fun when you're trailing so far behind!"
After buying someone out: "Sorry! I just couldn't help myself! It was worth it just to see the look on your face!"
After buying someone out: "Someone-I'm not saying who-was getting a bit aggressive around hare. I had to restore the order to the district!"
After buying someone out: "Hmph! Fine! Take my shop and leave me with a broken heart. I don't mind, not one bit!"
To player buying out her shop: "Such wanton cruelty, (Player’s name)! How can you justify your selfish actions!?"
To player buying out her shop: "Hmph! And I was in such a wonderful mood before you walked into my life, (player's name)!"
After getting Goodybag: "Oh my! What a beautiful little... Um... Uh... What IS that thing anyway?"
After getting Healie: "Look at that cute little squishy thing! Will it sting me if I try to pet it?
After getting Lakitu: "Ugh! Who invited a party crasher in here? Oh, that's right, I did! Sorry, everyone!"
After getting a good Venture card: "I don't need all of this wonderful stock to win, but it sure will speed things up! Victory is imminent!"
After getting a good Venture card: "If all of the venture cards were sweet as that, this game would be a LOT easier! Hee hee!"
After getting a good Venture card: "Is this my special reward for being such an awesome princess? Makes sense to me!"
After player gets a good Venture card: "I'm not jealous of YOU, (player's name)… I'm just jealous of the venture card you picked! Wowzers!"
After player gets a good Venture card: "Why is it (player's name) always gets the good cards? It's patiently unfair!"
After player gets a bad Venture card: "That's not worth getting upset over (player's name). Just ask your daddy to front you some cash!"
After player gets a bad Venture card: "It's terrible to see bad things happening to good people like you, (player's name). Tee hee!"
After getting a bad Venture card: "Eek! I've been tricked! Who slipped this terrible card in here!?"
After getting a bad Venture card: "Isn't that typical? Charging me a big fee just ‘cause I'm a rich princess. Hmph!"
"Woo! It never hurts to have a little extra cash in your pocket!"
After Player gets a Suit Yourself Card: "Huh? What has (player's name) ever done to deserve a Suit Yourself card? I demand an answer!"
"Why, you just earned me a little bit of money, (player's name)! How charitable of you!"
"You can put all the defensive capital in the world into that shop, (player's name). If I want it, I'll buy it!"
"I'm finding that shop of yours less and less enticing as this game progresses, (player's name)…"
"I see I'm up against a real financial genius! Maybe you and I can trade stock tips, (player's name)…"
Accepting a trade deal: "How can I say no to such an offer? You got yourself a deal, sweetie!"
Rejecting a trade deal: "I hate to say no, but... no. Absolutely not! No way!"
To player: "But... but you can't buy stock in that district, (player's name)! That's MY district!"
To player: "Huh. That's certainly an... interesting move, (player's name). Are you sure you know how to play this game?"
To player: "Yippee! You're my little good-luck charm, (player's name)! With you on my side, I can't lose!"
To player: "I'm so glad you earned that salary, (player's name). Now you have enough money to spend at my shops!"
To player: "Yippee! You're a tried-and-true friend, (player's name). I shan't forget your generosity."
To player: "I just want you to know that I'm not even the slightest bit jealous of you, (player's name). I'm not!"
To player: "I see you're quite a worthy adversary, (player's name). Too bad I'm still going to defeat you!"
To player: "If you win, (player's name), maybe I'll invite you on an all-expenses-paid vacation to Sarasaland!"
- Luigi's response: "Wow, what a prize, (player's name)! I wish I was in your shoes!"
To player: "Yay! You got your salary, (player's name)! I guess that means you'll drop by my shop soon, right?"
- Luigi's response: "Wow, Princess Daisy! You're good..."
To Peach: "Tee hee! Today we celebrate an important day: (player's name)'s promotionversary!"
- Peach's response: "Really? A promotionversary? Is that an official holiday in Sarasaland?"
To player: "Wow, (player's name)! You're doing great! I'm totally inspired to make more money now!"
- Peach's response: "Oh, really, Princess Daisy? Then I suppose I'll just have to earn more than the two of you combined!"
To Peach: "What? I can't believe that (player's name) has enough gold to cinch a win! I'm not ready to stop playing yet!"
- Peach's response: "You and I both, Princess Daisy. This game is too much fun to stop now! We simply cannot let this happen!"
To player: "Nice move, (player's name)! This must be a special day for you - receiving your first promotion and all!"
- Diddy Kong's response: "Ook? Ookity? Oook? (What are you going to spend it on? Investments? Forced buyouts?)"
To player: "Hmph! I'm so disappointed to see you in last place, (player's name)! It's no fun at all!"
- Luigi's response: "Hey, (player's name). Stop making Princess Daisy sad, won't you?"
To player: "Hold on, (player's name)! Don't you think it's a little early for winning? Let's play awhile longer!"
- Diddy Kong's response: "Ookity! Ook ook! (Yeah, what she said! I wanna keep playing!)"
To Peach: "Well, this isn't very exciting! How can we have any fun when (player's name) is in last place?"
- Peach's response: "I know! It's boring for me too. Come on, (player's name)! What are you waiting for? Make your big move!"
To player when they make at least 1000G due to stocks: "I can't believe my eyes! How in the world are you making so much money? It's just not fair! Not at all!"
- Luigi's response: "Now, now, Princess Daisy. (player's name) is just doing what he's/she's good at. We can't get mad at him/her for that!"
To player: "Keep it together, (player's name)! If you quit, this will all have been a big waste of time! Where's the fun in that?"
- Diddy Kong's response: "Oookity ook! Ooook! (She's right, (Player's name)! You can't give up now!)"
Once Player is close to bankrupt: "It pains me to see you in such financial straits, (player's name)… But I'm afraid I can't help you!"
To player buying her shop: "Well, I never! That was MY shop, (player's name)! How could you betray me like that!?"
After player lands on her expensive shop: "Today is the first annual (player's name)-Bought-a-Ton-of-Stuff-at-My-Shoppiversary! Let's all celebrate! Tee hee!"
"Yippee! Thanks for the exorbitant payday, (player's name)! Are you trying to get on my good side? 'Cause it's working!"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Well, well, well! I was just getting ready to leave. It's rude to keep a princess waiting, (player's name)! Tee hee!"
Near bankrupt: "I don't want to go bankrupt! Can my daddy put a little extra gold in my bank account?"
Near bankrupt: "Hey, I've got an idea! Let's start over! C'mon-who's with me?"
Near bankrupt: "Augh! Stop picking on me, stupid game! Cut me a little slack, would ya?"
(If any other player reaches target net worth like Jessica) "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"
"Woo! No one's gonna stop me from here-Hey! What do you mean I don't have enough money now? Drat!"
"I’m terribly sorry, (Player’s name), but I don’t think ya’ll be winning today. It’s simply not in the cards!"
"Yippee! I've got (target amount of money), and it's time to go claim victory!"
"Hey, (Player's name)! Ya don't really want to win this early, do ya? where's the challenge in that?"
"Don't act all surprised that I'm about to win the game, folks. I am Princess Daisy, after all!"
After player approaches victory: "Oh, but you can't win yet, (player's name) - I'm having too much fun! I order you to continue playing this game!"
Going bankrupt: "Augh! Brutal, absolutely brutal. This is no way to treat a princess as sweet and lovely as me!"
Going bankrupt: "Augh! We live in a world where bad things happen to awesome people!"

Princess Peach[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"Welcome to the grandest castle in the Mushroom Kingdom. There's no way I can lose here!" (Peach's Castle)
"This ship is simply littered with ghosts! Perhaps I can befriend them, the poor little things..." (Ghost Ship)
"It's absolutely sweltering in here! Won't someone please turn on the air conditioner?" (Mount Magmageddon)
"Everyone knows Princess Peach is an ace pitcher. Watch as I throw this die with astounding precision!" (Mario Stadium)
"Well, it's certainly no Peach Castle, but it's not without its charms…" (Castle Trodain)
"What a delightful little island! It's no wonder Yoshi loves it so!" (Yoshi's Island)
"I bet my floating parasol would come in handy here. Jump, jump! Tee hee!" (Super Mario Bros.)
"Oh dear! Why are we playing in Bowser's Castle? There are all sorts of tricks and traps here!" (Bowser's Castle)
"I don't believe for a second in this legendary hero. If he DID exist, he'd be rescuing me right now!" (Alefgard)
"That statue is certainly imposing. Maybe they should soften it up with a little lip gloss..." (The Colossus)
"This place looks like an adventure waiting to happen!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"Ahhh! What a lovely little island. Peaceful and serene, just like the Mushroom Kingdom!" (Slimenia)
"What an oddly shaped planet! I hope I don't get all turned around." (Good Egg Galaxy)
"Yuck! The last time I was here, I got kidnapped AND the town got trashed! Let's all play nice this time, OK?" (Delfino Plaza)
"I can't wait to see this flying train! All aboooard!" (The Observatory)
"Finally, my chance to see the galaxy! You know, since I was all busy being kidnapped last time I was here..." (Starship Mario)
"I'm going to double-dash my way to victory! Good luck keeping up with me! Tee hee!" (Mario Circuit)
"Is this where people switch vocations? How quaint! I'd change my job if I had one!" (Alltrades Abbey)

General[edit]

To male player: "I'm Peach, princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. No need to bow, (player's name)!"
To female player: "I'm Peach, princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. No need to curtsy, (player's name)!"
"Dream on! I'm never giving up first place!"
"I need a little more breathing room between myself and second place! Time to earn some serious gold!"
"Yeah! It's my turn!"
"Like a game of cat-and-mouse...but with shops! How fun!"
"Hmm... Interesting move. Perhaps I should follow your example..."
"It's just one exciting adventure after another with this game!"
"No one told me there would be THIS much walking. I should've worn my pink sneakers!"
"Why must I always walk? Can't I just float across the board with my parasol?"
"How odd! This die doesn't seem to be following my orders. What good is a die if it won't follow orders!?"
"I refuse to let a bad roll of the die bring me down. No matter the number, I won't let myself get discouraged!"
"Be a good die, and maybe I'll make you a knight!"
"Someone get this die a Super Mushroom! I want to roll a powerful number!"
"This game is shaping up to be a real challenge! I may need to turn to Toadsworth for financial advice..."
"I've got a good feeling about this!"
"This die is gigantic! It's bigger than my head!"
"High pressure! Just take a deep breath and roll, Peach..."
"Business is going to be booming! I can FEEL it!"
"Did you know you can buy just about any shop if you simply pay five times its worth? That's useful information!"
"I see an expensive shop up ahead! If only I had my parasol...then I could float right past it!"
"Oooh! I spot a switch square in the distance. If I step on it, maybe a bunch of coins will appear!"
"One more bad roll and it's straight to the dungeon with you, little die!"
"How did I end up in last place? Why, this isn't like me at all!"
"This is no time to play it safe. I need to make a bold move - and quick! Roll, Peach, roll!"
"An ordinary girl might give up at a time like this. But I'm a princess, and princesses never surrender!"
"This is no time to play it safe. I need to make a bold move-and quick! Roll, Peach, roll!"
"Do you expect ME to pay at your checkpoint, (player's name)? Princesses never carry cash!"
"A checkpoint is just what I need to make some quick cash!"
"This checkpoint is official property of the Mushroom Kingdom. Do NOT graffiti the walls!"
"I'll never be able to collect my bonus with just one suit. No, I must go out and gather the rest!"
"Tee hee! Hearts and diamonds are the suits that suit me best!"
"I thought gathering these suits would be a challenge, but they're practically jumping into my arms!"
"Whew! I've already collected three suits. I don't suppose the last one wants to meet at the bank, huh?"
"I've gathered all of the necessary suits. Can I send Toadsworth to the bank for me?"
"Hmmm... What to do with the money I'll receive with my next promotion? Maybe I should donate it to charity!"
"Hmm? You give out suits? What a friendly little fellow you are!" (After drawing Heal Slime card)
"I won't be satisfied until this entire district belongs to me!"
"This district is perfect for me. I need to buy more shops here!"
"This district and I are obviously kindred spirits. I simply must have more shops here!"
"I've come this far... I might as well buy up the entire district!"
"Three shops in one district? Why, I've surprised even myself!"
"How distressing! You KNEW that was my favorite district, (Player’s name)!"
"Yippee! Consider this district dominated!"
"No one is ever going to kidnap this shop! I'll make certain of that!"
"Oooh! I get to play shopkeeper now. Welcome, valued customers! Take a look around!"
"Might I offer a suggestion, (player's name)? Roll that die as hard as you can!"
"This shop is absolutely precious, (player's name). I wish I could buy it up right now!"
"Am I supposed to be intimidated by these prices? They're laughable! Tee hee!"
"Where did this money come from? I must have you to thank, (player's name)!"
"Is that all I earned? Just a few gold coins? How...disappointing."
"I bet Mario would love this shop! Oh, I hope he visits soon!"
"I've purchased two shops in this district. That means I'm entitled to the others, right?"
"I like to stick up for the underdog. That's why I'm doing my shopping here today!"
"Ha! This shop is so cheap it's barely worth the effort to get out my coin purse."
"Hurry up and shop, everyone! It's my lucky day!" (after landing on a Boon square)
"Why, this shop belongs to the person in first place! I shouldn't have stopped here!"
"Who knew playing the stock market could be so much fun? Yippee!"
"I'll bake a delicious cake for the first person who drives up the price of this stock!"
"I have stock. Now all I have to do is land on a shop I actually OWN!"
"A little investment never hurt anyone...I think!"
"Would you look at that... I wasn't expecting such fast results!"
"Perhaps I'll invest once I get myself some stock... I'd better put that on my to-do list!"
"I'm having too much fun buying shops to even THINK about investing in them!"
"You must think everyone is drooling over that shop of yours, (player's name). We're not!"
"I'm suddenly inspired to earn more money. You're quite a muse, (player's name)!"
"You're quite adept at insider trading, (player's name). Should I be concerned?"
"Finally, a store fit for a princess! I'll certainly shop there, (player's name)!"
"A magnificent shop, fit for a princess! Tee hee!"
"Only 100G today? Whew!"
"Where did this money come from? I must have you to thank, (player's name)!"
"Your actions have consequences, (player's name)! I lost money on that transaction!"
"You're willing to pay extra just to shop at my store, (player's name)? How flattering!"
"Oh, silly (player's name)! Stop trying to catch up to me. I'll never give up first place!"
"What just happened? Last time I looked, the prices here were much more reasonable!"
"Don't lose heart, (player’s name)! If you give up now, this game is good as lost!"
"Are you comfortable in first place, (player's name)? Perhaps it's a rank better suited to loyalty..."
After landing on a Boon square: "All I have to do is wait here patiently, and the gold will come to me!"
After player lands on a Boon square: "You're rich enough already, (player's name)! Perhaps I'll rein in my spending for now..."
After player lands on a Boon square: "I wish I had your Midas touch, (player's name)! For a princess, I have such bad luck..."
Accepting a trade: "You've got a deal!"
"Tee hee! You big joker! Everyone knows my shop is worth MUCH than that!
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "I suppose I can use this time off to work on my customer-service skills..."
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Hmph! Why can't I schedule my OWN days off?"
"You're not playing fair, (player's name). Why would you visit my shop on my day off? You...you meanie!"
"My beauty sleep did wonders! I feel so refreshed!"
"Tsk-tsk! You should know better than to visit someone's shop on their day off. For shame!"
After player lands on a Take-a-Break square: "Sweet dreams, (player's name)… Tee hee! Now's my chance to trounce him/her!"
"Thank goodness I'm here on free invitation. Sometimes I just prefer to window-shop!"
After warping: "Who do I talk to about getting one of those installed in my castle? It sure beats walking up all those stairs!"
After player warps: "Look at how you zip around, (player's name)! That's the only way to travel!"
After player warps: "You certainly know your way around this board, (player's name)!"
After landing on the bank: "YAWN! Standing in line at the bank is so boring!"
After player lands on bank: "I bet you have a nest egg stashed away at the bank, (player's name). You're so clever!"
After building a circus tent: "My circus is the only place where you can see a Toad shot out of a cannon! It'll be a magnificent show!"
After building a balloonport: "A hot-air balloon can carry me a lot farther than a parasol!"
After having a balloonport bought out: "Nooo! My balloon! You're such a party pooper, (player's name) - just like Toadsworth!"
After having her Tax Office bought out: "Hmph! Do what you will with my tax office, (player's name). I'm done with it anyway!"
After having her Home bought out: "You've stolen my vacation home, (player's name)! No more cake for you! Ever!"
After having her estate agency bought out: "Go ahead, (Player's name). I'll get my shops the old-fashioned way-with a forced buyout!"
After building an estate agency: "I wonder if this estate agency can help me buy my next castle..."
After player builds a balloonport: "I bet you can fly higher with a balloon than Mario ever could with a cape, (player's name)!"
After getting a good venture card: "That was MUCH more efficient than paying to invest!"
After getting a good venture card: "I certainly have a knack for choosing the best cards!"
After getting a good venture card: "Whew! That venture card just saved me a trip to the bank!"
After player gets a good venture card: "A seven-percent rise in shop value? That mushroom is very unusual, (player's name)!"
After player gets a good venture card: "What a lucky break, (player's name)! You certainly deserve it."
After getting a bad venture card: "What's happening? Did someone sprinkle shrinking powder on my shop?"
"The selection of available shops has certainly dwindled!"
"Perhaps I should have purchased more shops when I had the chance. There's barely anything left now!"
"My chance at more shops has suddenly gone up in smoke! Unless I force a buyout, of course..."
"All sold out? Someone should have saved a shop for me!"
"This little shopping spree of mine has gotten out of control!"
"Ooh! Changing directions, (player's name)? That's a tough call. Follow your heart!"
"This die isn't working properly! Someone fetch me a new one!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
"I don't want to seem ungrateful, but can't someone just give me FOUR of these Suit Yourself cards?"
"Is that it? Hmph. I thought I'd be getting more!"
"Did everyone see what just happened? That sweet gal/fella (player's name) made me rich!"
"Well, isn't that peachy? Thanks a bundle, (player's name)! Tee hee!"
"But I don't want to pay! Can't I put this card back and draw another?"
After player gets a promotion: "You deserve a little fanfare with that promotion, (player's name)! Da-da-da-dum dee-dee-dum!"
After buying someone out: "Whew! It cost me dearly, but I really, really wanted that shop!"
After buying someone out: "It's not right, keeping the whole district to yourself! You need to learn how to share!"
After buying someone out: "I'd never forgive myself it I let you dominate this district without a fight!"
To player buying her shop: "I'm sure you didn't mean to steal MY shop, (player's name). You can give it back anytime!"
To player buying her shop: "Apparently you've been taking cruelty lessons from Bowser, (player's name). Hmph!"
To player buying her shop: "How dastardly, (Player's name)! That district was like my kingdom away from kingdom!"
To player: "Three shops in one district, (player's name)? Your loyalty is unwavering!"
To player: "I wish you the best of luck, (player's name)! Take heart-you won't be in last place forever!"
To player: "Why did you buy stock on my district, (player's name)? Do you plan to sabotage me?"
"I appreciate the invite, (player's name), but it comes in the most inopportune time!"
Peach to Player: Don't think I'll go easy on you, (player's name)! I plan on winning today!"
- Daisy's response: "No way! I'm going to win this time! I mean, that goes without saying, right?"
To Bowser: "Who invited Bowser? He's only going to cause trouble!"
- Bowser's response: "Bwah hah hah! Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"
Mario to Player: Congrats, (player's name)! You're a real hero, what with that promotion and all!"
- Peach's response: "Oh, so you're a hero now? Perhaps I'll call on you next time I get kidnapped!"
To Mario: "Hmph! Why does (player's name) have all the luck? Mario! I order you to go out and gather me some gold coins!"
- Mario's response: "Sure thing, Princess Peach! But, umm..how?"
(If the player's character is male) "I can't believe (player's name) is going to win! Bowser, I order you to stop him! Cause mayhem if you must!"
- Bowser's response: "Wow! You're a little scary when you get mad, Princess Peach...but I like it! Consider it done! Gwah hah hah!"
(If the player's character is female) "Bowser! Something must be done to stop (player's name) from winning! I order you to kidnap her!"
- Bowser's response: "Done and done, Princess Peach. I was already planning on it! Hey, (player's name)! Wait up! I've gotta kidnap you!"
To Toad: "Toad, prepare a celebration - (player's name) received a promotion!"
- Toad's response: "Oh my! We'll need a pyrotechnic display! But where am I going to get fireworks at THIS hour?"
To player: "Congratulations, (player's name)! I know the perfect place for you to spend your salary - at my shop!"
- Birdo's response: "You don't beat around the bush, do you, Peach? Hmph! A little pushy for my taste!"
To female player: Are you letting me win, (player's name)? That's sweet, but this game would be fun if you gave me a challenge!
- Birdo's response: "Oh, puh-lease! Don't listen to her, (player's name)! I know you're doing your best!"
To player: "Don't worry, (player's name). It's not your fault when you're in last place. I blame Bowser!"
- Bowser's response: "Sure, sure. Why, it's MY fault when you've got bad business, Princess Peach! Bwah hah!"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (player's name)! I've been so bored without you to keep me company."
Near bankrupt: "I simply can't go bankrupt! I'd never be able to live it down!"
Near bankrupt: "Pull it together, Princess. Times like these call for bravery and courage... Mario, save me!!"
Near bankrupt: "A princess going bankrupt? Why, that's unheard of!"
After reaching net worth needed to win: "Yay! Sorry to leave you all in the dust, but I have (target amount of money). Time to go win this game!"
After player reaches net worth needed to win: "Tsk-tsk! I never thought you would stoop to such levels just to win, (Player's name)!"
Approaching victory: "Another victory for Peach! This game has gone exactly according to plan!"
After player approaches victory: "Headed for the finish line, (player's name)? Not without me, you aren't!"
Going bankrupt: "There must be a mistake! Princesses can't go bankrupt! It's a royal decree or something!"
Going bankrupt: "Bankrupt!? I'll never be able to show my face in the Mushroom Kingdom again!"

Toad[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"Oh! I should have brought a thank-you gift for letting us play on Yoshi's Island! How rude of me!" (Yoshi's Island)
"Whew! This place looks friendly enough. I actually think it's smiling at me!" (Slimenia)
"B-baseball!? This game can get pretty rough. Maybe I'll just, uh, be an umpire..." (Mario Stadium)
"I've heard stories about the legendary Robbin' Hood... Does he still wander through these fantastical ruins?" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
"Home sweet home. This is my favorite castle in the world! Don't you think it's peachy keen? Ha ha ha!" (Peach's Castle)
"Who built this amazing castle? Whoever she is, I need to hire her as my new constructor!" (Castle Trodain)
"Eep! This place gives me the heebie-jeebies! Let's get out of here as quick as we can!" (Bowser's Castle)
"Wah-hah! If I look down, I'm going to start crying! Who thought this would be a fun place to play?" (Mount Magmageddon)
"Huh? HUH!? This place is kinda topsy-turvy. Hope I don't get lost!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
"Thanks for the offer, but I'm afraid I can't change jobs. I'm already very busy attending to Princess Peach!" (Alltrades Abbey)
"This place fills me with such conflicting emotions! But how can I resist that catchy music?" (Super Mario Bros.)
"Whoa! Alefgard! I want to meet the legendary dragon warrior Erdrick! But I forgot my camera! Wah-hah!" (Alefgard)
"This ship looks just like Mario! Not sure they got the nose quite right, though…" (Starship Mario)
"All the islanders seem happy and full of energy! The Shine Sprites have been doing their job." (Delfino Plaza)
"I'm going to build a giant likeness of Princess Peach once I return to the Mushroom Kingdom!" (The Colossus)
"I'm...I'm not afraid of gh-ghosts! I just prefer non-haunted ships." (Ghost Ship)
"Remember, everybody: safety first! Make sure you buckle up!" (Mario Circuit)
"Princess Peach's castle is pretty amazing, but THIS one... I mean, it can fly!!" (The Observatory)

General[edit]

To player: "Nice to see you (player's name)! If there's anything you need, just let me know!"
"All right, little die! We can do this! Roll me your very best number!"
"What number is it going to be!? I can barely stand the drama!"
"OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH! It's my turn! I get to roll the die!"
"I've got a good feeling about this game… It's Toad's time to shine!"
"It's Toad's turn!"
"OK, I'm thinking of a number between one and ten. Hope I roll it!"
"Hmm... I never seem to land on any of my own shops. I bet Bowser cursed that die!"
"For the glory of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
"Wah-hah! The shop of my dreams is right over there! I need to formulate a plan..."
"Oh! Is it my turn already? Sorry, I was kind of busy twiddling my thumbs over here…"
"Everyone's having fun, right? Games are so much better when all of the participants are enjoying themselves."
"Each roll of the die offers a new and exciting adventure!"
"Shops are an important source of income. I think I'll buy this one!"
"Welcome to the district that will one day be dominated by ME!"
"I've only got one suit so far, but I'm not in a rush. You've got to take time to smell the Fire Flowers!"
"How's everybody doing? I've got two suits, you know. That's a lot!"
"One suit to go! Happy hunting to the rest of you!"
"I've got all four suits! If only the bank was nearby..."
"I need to power myself up with a promotion! That way, I'll be able to better defend Princess Peach!"
"I can't wait for my promotion! With power and money, I can protect Princess Peach almost as well as Mario does!"
"Oooh! It's almost promotion time! What should I buy first?"
"I solemnly swear to turn this into a wonderful shop that will be loved and respected by all!"
"I'd like this to be a friendly, neighborhood-watch kind of district. So if you see any troublemakers, give me a call!"
"That's a scary-looking shop up ahead... What if I land there and no one comes to rescue me?"
"I wonder which district has the most potential? Hmm..."
"Hooray! I have two shops in this district now. Not bad for a Toad!"
"Yippee! That's my second shop in this district. Maybe one day I'll have THREE shops here! Dare I dream?"
"Can you believe it? I just purchased my second shop in this district! That's cause for celebration!"
"That makes three for me! This place is starting to look like the Mushroom District!"
"I suppose I should be satisfied with three shops in a district...but I want more! More! MORE!"
"WAH-HAH! I've dominated the entire district! I have so many people to thank..."
"You sure taught that district who's boss, (player's name)!"
"I'd be a fool to let this opportunity pass me by. I should invest in my shop while I can!"
"Look at how much my shop has grown! I-I couldn’t have done it without you all. Thank you! Thank you!"
"Look at what you've done to that shop! What's your secret to success, (player's name)? I need to know!"
"What should I do!? What should I do!? I don't need this shop! Someone take it!"
"Ah! Pure bliss! I hope one day you all experience the happiness I'm feeling right now!"
"I probably should have invested in my shop...but I'm going to wait until I have some stock!"
"I shouldn't be shopping here. The person in first place doesn't need my money!"
"Why, I don't mind shopping here at all. Your prices are so very reasonable! Mind if I drop by again sometime?"
"OH NO! OH NO! I don't have enough money! This is definitely cause for alarm!"
"I'm only shopping here because the owner is in last place. When times are tough, we've gotta help each other out!"
"I must admit I'm disappointed. You knew very well that I wanted that district to myself, (player's name)!"
"Oh no! No no NO! There are hardly any shops left!"
"OH NO! OH NO! I've got to buy a shop, and QUICK!"
"Oh dear! I think I spent too much gold shopping here. Toadsworth will never let me live this down!"
"Slow and steady wins the race! That's the Toad motto!"
"A flat-rate sale? That means I can shop till I drop!"
"I simply must to improve my game! If I lose today, Toadsworth will never let me hear the end of it."
"You can be honest with me... I'm gonna to lose aren't I?"
"I don't want to seem pessimistic, but...I'm totally going to lose, aren't I?"
"What do you recommend for a first-time stock buyer? I know nothing about the market!"
"I've got a decent nest egg built up here. Maybe it's time for me to buy some stock!"
Agreeing to sell a shop: "Thank you! Take good care of that shop, won't you? We’ve been through a lot together!"
To himself: "C'mon, die... Give me the number I want!"
To player: No matter what happens, just remember: we're ALL winners!"
To player: "There! I did it! Next time you land on my shop, (player's name), you'll have to pay dearly!"
To player: "You mustn't blame yourself... It was my own fault for shopping here!"
To player: "Thanks for lining my pockets with gold, (player's name). I owe you one!"
To player: "Don't you realize your actions affect other players, (player's name)? You must try to be considerate!"
To player: "You're just a few gold coins away from first place, (player's name)!"
To player: "Don't let that bring you down (player's name). You still have time for a comeback!"
To player: "This game can get confusing, (player's name). But don't worry-I'm here to help!"
To player: "There's just no stopping you, (player's name)!"
"This is a nice shop and all, but might I make a suggestion? Add a mushroom-cap roof!"
"What is this strange feeling I'm feeling inside? Oh! I think it's... excitement!"
"After obtaining an upgrade card: "What are the chances I would pick such an amazing venture card? Fate is smiling down on me today!"
"I'm so proud of my little shop. Look how much it's grown!"
"The shops are all sold out! What in the WORLD am I supposed to do now!?"
"All the shops are gone... That's so sad!"
"Oops! Was I not supposed to buy that shop? Please don't be mad at me!"
"If you buy 10 or more stocks in one turn the stock price goes up! How brilliant!"
"I'm intimidated by the thought of purchasing stock. It seems like such a grown-up thing to do!"
"What good is it to have all of this stock if I can't invest in my shop?"
"Wah-hah! What's wrong with this silly die? It feels funny in my hands!"
"Prices sure are cheap today! I know a Goomba or two who'd love to shop here!"
"This shop is lovely! I would expect nothing less from the person in first place!"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Perhaps I'll use my vacation time to do a little spring cleaning! Now where did I put that dustpan..."
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "If you need anything, I'd be happy to come in and work on my day off!"
"I wish you hadn't stopped by my shop while it was closed! I don't want to be known for poor customer service!"
After warping: "That's the only way to travel!"
After warping: "Wah-hah! My head is spinning! Remind me to walk next time."
After Player warps: "Wah-hah! I had a sneaking suspicion that's where you'd want to go, (player's name)!"
After Player warps: "Excellent warping abilities, (player's name)! You never cease to amaze me."
After getting a good Venture Card: "I want to put this money to good use. Maybe I should build a playground in my favorite district!"
After Player gets a good Venture Card: "That was a stroke of luck, (Player’s name). I’d like to own plenty of stocks myself."
After Player gets a good Venture Card: "That's one of the best venture cards in the lot, (player's name)! How did you manage to find it?"
After getting a good Venture Card: "What an unexpected treat! A promotion, right out of the blue!"
To player after they obtain a promotion: "Fair pay for a job well done, (player's name). You deserve each and every one of those gold coins!!"
To player: "That's a wise move, (player's name). No one will dare touch that shop of yours!"
To player after Moneymaking Venture: "I worked hard to earn that money, (player's name), so don't squander it!"
"You're snapping up shops left and right, (player's name)! Maybe it's time for you to take a breather and let the rest of us buy some property..."
"I wish I was as skilled in the stock market as you are, (player's name). You have a unique talent for making money!"
"I hope no one minds if I go ahead and win this one. I've been working awfully hard towards victory!"
After landing on the Bank: "I landed right on the bank! What are the odds?"
After player lands on the Bank: "Oooh! You landed right on the bank, (player's name)! That means you'll have good luck!"
After landing on a Boon square: "Thank you, die! This is exactly where I wanted to land."
After landing on a Boon square: "I wish I could share my luck and good fortune with the rest of you!"
After the player lands on a Boon square: "I hope landing there puts a big smile on your face, (player's name)!"
After buying another's shop: "I'm sorry, but I just had to have that shop! I'm sure you understand."
After getting bought out: "I hope that shop is worth our friendship, (player's name)!"
To player buying his shop: "Why would ya do that to me, (player's name)? Did I do somethin' to make ya angry?"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "I wouldn't wish this venture card on my worst enemy!"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "I kn-know I sh-shouldn’t c-cry over something like this, but I’m f-finding it difficult to c-control my emotions right now!"
After Player gets a bad Venture Card: "What a cruel card venture card, (player's name)! But you mustn't let it discourage you. You can bounce back!"
To player after losing money due to a venture card: "Don't feel too bad, (player's name). I'm sure you'll pick an excellent venture card next time!"
After getting a Venture Card that allows him to move in any direction: "I'm not sure if it's in my best interest to change directions right now... Oh! What to do?"
After getting Goodybag: "Oh! Please come visit my shop, little Gumdrops. I'll leave some milk and cookies for you by the door!"
After getting Healie: "Boy, oh boy! Could you give me a suit too, Healie?"
After getting Lakitu: "Please don't close my shops, Lakitu! I need to earn some money!"
"I'm almost in first place? Someone pinch me! This must be a delicious dream!"
"Reaching first place would be quite an achievement! Perhaps this next roll of the die will set the wheels in motion..."
"Being in first is surprisingly difficult. I wish I could keep my calm, but I'm sweating Bullet Bills!"
"Being in first place makes me nervous. Someone is always trying to take me down!"
"Last place by a smidgen! I would sigh, but sighing only makes me sadder."
"It's lonely in last place."
"What a relief! I'm glad I didn't have to turn away customers during my little rest..."
After landing on an expensive shop: "I need someone to save me from this overpriced shop! Where's Mario when you need him?"
After landing on a Vacant Lot: "I don't care what Bowser says. The last thing my circus needs is a Koopa Clown Car!"
Toad to player: "Congratulations, (player's name)! Receiving that promotion must do wonders for your self confidence!"
- Mario's response: "Ha ha! Yep, I bet you feel pretty fantastic right about now, (player's name)! And so you should!"
To player: "Hey, (player's name), you should take it easy on Princess Peach today... I bet she'd really like to win!"
- Peach's response: "Don't hold back on my account, (player's name)! I love a good challenge!"
To player: "Congratulations, (player's name)! We should throw you a party to celebrate!"
- Jessica's response: "Ooh, that's a nice idea! Maybe I should make some tea to bring along..."
To player: "I'm impressed with your business acumen, (player's name)! I wish I was more like you...
- Mario's response: "You can be, Toad! Just keep up the hard work!"
To player: "Don't give up, (player's name)! We're all rooting for you! Even Jessica!"
- Jessica's response: "I am? Fair enough. Try a little harder, OK, (player's name)?"
To Mario: "Oh no! It looks like (player's name) is going to win! How in the world did we let this happen?"
- Mario's response: "You're unbelievable, (player's name)! None of us even saw this coming!"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (player's name)! I missed you SO much!"
Near bankrupt: "If I lose, I'll never be able to show my face in the Mushroom Kingdom again! That's a fate of worse than death!"
Near bankrupt: "Don't worry about me, everyone. I'm p-perfectly fine. We can't all win right?"
Near bankrupt: "Wh-who cares if I'm about to l-lose? I'm n-not...c-crying!"
After reaching net worth needed to win: "Wah-hah! Would anyone mind if I just go ahead and win this game?"
After player reaches net worth needed to win: "It takes a real financial genius to earn so much money, (Player's name). Ya're absolutely incredible!"
Approaching victory: "I hope no one reminds if I go ahead and win this one. I've been working awfully hard toward victory!."
After player approaches victory: "You're not out of the woods yet, (player's name)! Don't let down your guard till you reach the bank!"
When both Toad and the player have the required net worth to win: "Let's see who can get to the goal first, (player's name)!"
"But...I was so close to winning! Why can't I win just this once?"
"Don't let that bring down, (Player's name). Ya still have time for a comeback!"
Going bankrupt: "I don't think I'm e-emotionally c-capable of handling such a d-d-defeat!"
Going bankrupt: "My dreams of fame and fortune have just flown out the window like a Koopa Paratroopa!"

Waluigi[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"Argh! That stupid sun is blinding me! Think you can outshine the great Waluigi, do ya, sun?!" (Delfino Plaza)
"Nice castle! I can't wait for the day when I take it over! Whee hee hee!" (Castle Trodain)
"Whee hee hee! How does this hulking piece of junk even manage to fly? It needs to be more aerodynamic!" (Starship Mario)
"This place is falling apart! Hey, you rotten ship! Don't even THINK about sinking while I'm on board!" (The Ghost Ship)
"No one can touch me on the baseball diamond. But today I'll just be throwing die instead of fastballs!" (Mario Stadium)
"Yeeowch! It's hot as a furnace in here! What are you people thinking playing in a place like this!?" (Mount Magmageddon)
"If we were really racing karts, you'd all be eating my dust by now! Whee hee, hee!" (Mario Circuit)
"Whose bright idea was it to play on this topsy-turvy thingamajig? Get me outta here!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
"Is that supposed to be some kind of castle!? Whee hee! I didn't know they could build ‘em so puny and pathetic." (Peach's Castle)
"One Yoshi is bad enough, but now there are a bunch of 'em! Hmm… I bet they're up to something!" (Yoshi's Island)
"If it's a legendary hero you want, look no further! I'm standing right here! Whee hee hee!" (Alefgard)
"Mario and Luigi are always yapping about how amazing this place is… Meh! I'm not impressed." (Super Mario Bros.)
"A career change, you say?" Maybe I'll become a superstar... Oh, wait! I already AM a superstar!" (Alltrades Abbey)
"This castle is big, bulky, and has no sense of style whatsoever – just what I'd expect from Bowser!" (Bowser's Castle)
"Yuck! I think I just stepped on a slime. This place is infested with them." (Slimenia)
"Drat! That big dumb statue is stealing all my thunder! Go sit down, ya big galoot!" (The Colossus)
"I wanna get my hands on that flying train I've heard so much about! That's the only way to travel!" (The Observatory)
"Underground ruins, hmm? Whee hee hee! The perfect place for a shady character like myself!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)

General[edit]

To player: "Who's tough enough to take down Waluigi? I'll give you a run for your money!"
"Got some extra money? Just because you don't need anything doesn't mean you can't shop! Nyah hah!"
After riding Magmalice: "Thanks for the ride, Magmalice! What are you waiting for, a tip or something?"
"Think you can beat me? Think again!"
When Waluigi buys a shop in a district the player/AI has 3 in: "You wanted to dominate this district, right? Well, sorry, sucker! Not if I have anything to say about it!"
"Beating you guys is gonna be easy. I bet I'm not even gonna break a sweat!"
"Roll me a bad number, and I'll fill in your pips with cement!"
"Whee hee hee! Watch the master at work!"
"Whee hee hee! Things are going exactly according to plan!"
"Who dares challenge the great Waluigi?"
"Hah! You think cheap tricks like that are gonna help you win? Doubtful!"
"You don't mind if I shake you up, do ya, die?"
"Someone better take notes, 'cause I'm about to make history!"
"Listen up, die: you'd better give me the number I want, or else!"
"It's about time you handed over the die!"
"Victory will be mine! Didja hear me? Then lemme say it again: VICTORY WILL BE MINE!"
"Hush up, losers! I'm in the spotlight now!"
"Who's the greatest in all ze land? It's Waluigi!"
"I'm gonna be a billionaire by the end of this game - just you wait!"
"Why didn't anyone tell me it was my turn!?"
"Knock me down all you want losers! No one's gonna stop me from winning this game!"
"If I lose this game, things are gonna get real ugly real quick!"
"Whee hee hee! No shop is safe from the likes of Waluigi!"
"First place is for winners! Time to hand over the reins, loser! Whee hee hee!"
"We can do this the easy way or the hard way. But either way, you're gonna hand over first place!"
"No one's gonna steal first place from me! It's mine, all mine!"
When in last place: "I love being in last place! It just means I've got nothing to lose! Whee hee hee!"
When in last place: "You're all conspiring to keep me in last place! I'm going to file a grievance with... Well, with someone!"
"Knock it off, (player's name)! That stock is meant for ME and ME alone!"
"Hmm... Maybe it's time for me to start investing. Then you'll ALL be sorry!"
"GRR! I need to land on one of my shops. This stock is going to waste!"
"I need to buy stock, but which one should I pick? They all look good!"
"I don't need of all this wonderful cash. I need to buy stock and fast!"
"Next time, I'm gonna pay someone to gather these stupid suits FOR me!"
After collecting two suits: "I still need two suits!? ARGH! No one told me there'd be this much walking!"
After collecting three suits: "Can't I just get my big payday with only three suits? I don't even know where that last one is!"
When close to the bank: "Oooh! I'm just a hop, skip, and a jump away from the bank!"
When close to the bank: "ARGH! Someone better move that bank a little closer to me!"
After buying a shop in a district: "This is the luckiest shop in the district 'cause its got ME for an owner! Nyah hah hah!"
After buying a shop in a district: "See all these shops around here? They're all gonna be mine one day, so stop drooling over them!"
After buying a shop: "What? Are you all waiting for a grand-opening party or something? Get shopping!"
After buying a shop: "If you want my autograph, you'd better start lining up right here! It's free with purchase!"
After buying a shop: "Why waste your valuable time at those OTHER shops? Buy your goods here at Waluigi's place!"
"Whee hee hee! Outta my way, you rubes! I'm headed for total domination!"
"Anyone mind if I go ahead and dominate this district? Speak now or keep quiet for the rest of the game!"
"Think ya're gonna dominate district, (player's name)? Dream on!"
After buying out a shop in a dominated district: "There’s no way I’m gonna let you dominate this district, (Player’s name)! Huh? You already have?!"
After getting a dominated district: "Whee hee hee! Domination! Total domination! Welcome to the wonderful world of Waluigi, folks!"
After a stock increase in a district he has stock in: "I never thought I'd say this, but I'm making TOO much money! It's absolutely absurd!"
"Whee hee hee! High cultre AND high prices-that's what ya get when ya shop at Waluigi's!"
After declining the offer to spruce things up: "I'm in no rush to invest. There'll be time enough later!"
After declining the offer to spruce things up: "What's the point in investing when I don't own any stock?"
To Wario: "Nyah hah hah! I'd give you a thrashing, (player's name) but you're not worth the time! Isn't that right, Wario?
- From Wario: "Huh? Who's this (player's name) person? Never heard of anyone by that name!"
To male player: "Think you can beat me, (player's name)? You're a funny guy! Hee hee, heh heh!"
After the player buys shop: "I never would've noticed that shop of yours, (player's name)...but it's on my radar now!"
After buying stock: "This stock's my ticket to getting rich quick. All I need now is for SOMEONE to INVEST in that DISTRICT!"
When the player is in First Place: "Enjoy your success while you can, (player's name)! It's not gonna last long!"
After the player makes the stock price increase in a district that Waluigi has stock in: "Why are being so nice, (player's name)? Stop luring me into a false sense of security!"
After not being able to buy out a shop: "Drat! I thought I had enough money to buy this place, but it looks like someone's been picking my pockets!"
After the player makes the stock price go down in a district Waluigi has stock in: "How dare you drive down that stock price, (player's name)! I'm gonna sue you for fraud...or something!!"
After investing in a shop: "Grow, you gorgeous little shop! Grow until you reach the clouds!"
After landing Waluigi's shop with a 30% price increase: "Whee hee hee! High culture AND high prices-that's what you get when you shop at Waluigi's!"
"Hee hee! Keep it coming! I don't mind getting rich a little at a time!"
"Thanks for the cash, suckers! Anyone need a receipt?"
Accepting a trade deal: "Hee hee hee! That's a pretty juicy deal! I've to say I never expected it from you!"
Declining a 1G sale deal: "No way! I can tell by the look that you want it too much!"
After the player buys the last shop in a district Waluigi had 3 in: "Hey! I'm the only allowed to buy shops in that district! Gimme that shop right NOW!"
When there is two or less empty shops left: "Mine! Mine! Any shop left is mine!"
When there is two or less empty shops left: "You guys can go ahead and fight over the last of the shops. I'm just gonna steal 'em all from you later anyway!"
When there is no shops left: "All the shops are gone, eh? Time for me to start terrifying you all with forced buyouts!"
When there is no shops left: "No more shops for sale? Good! Time for me to start stealing 'em! It's more fun that way!"
After landing on a shop from the player/AI in first place: "Drat! This shop belongs to the person in first place, doesn't it? Give me back my gold!"
After landing on a shop from the player/AI in last place: "Eww! This shop belongs to the person in last place! Hope I don't catch any bad luck!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "Nyahhh! I hate this game! You're all cheating! I want to go home!"
After landing on an expensive shop: "What is this, some kind of shakedown? You're messing with the wrong guy!"
"A free invitation, eh? Hoping a little ol' Waluigi charm is gonna rub off on ya?"
"What kind of sale is this where you charge people MORE than usual? What a terrible business plan!"
"What do you expect me to do with this chump change, buy a stick of gum?"
After getting a good venture card: "Whee hee hee! Free stock! Better put this to good use!"
After getting a good venture card: "FINALLY! A reason to celebrate! All my shops just expanded! Wheeee!"
After getting a good venture card: "I'm gonna use this bonus money to steal every single shop on this board! Nyah hah hah!"
After getting a good venture card: "Anyone need an interest-loan? Well, don't look at me! This money is all MINE!"
After getting a Suit Yourself card: "I was gonna bribe someone for this exact venture card! Nyah hah hah! Lucky Waluigi!"
After player gets a good Venture Card: "Your shops are ripe stealing now (player's name)! Whee hee hee!"
After player gets a good Venture Card: "I think (player's name) is stacking that deck. He/She's getting ALL the good cards!"
After player gets a good Venture Card: "Since when does standing around daydreaming earn you a bonus? No fair, (player's name)!"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "There's no WAY I'm gonna pay-HEY! You can't just take my money away from me like that!"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "Whoa! Hold on just a minute! My hand slipped! You gotta let me pick a different card!"
After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Kiss your money good-bye, (player's name)! Whee hee hee!"
After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Whee hee hee! All of (player's name)'s just got cheaper! Which ones shall I steal...?"
After landing on the bank: "How come no one's lined up outside the bank to get my autograph? Don't they know who I am!?"
After building a balloonport: "All the better to look down on you, suckers! Nyah hah hah!"
After building an estate agency: "My time is too precious to waste it traipsing around this board buying up shops one by one!"
After player builds a balloonport: "You're just going to use that hot-air balloon to look down on us, (player's name)!"
After player builds an estate agency: "Buying shops is the easiest thing in the world, (player's name)! But YOU need an estate agency... Sheesh!"
After landing on a Boom square: "Lemme get this straight. All I have to do is stand on this square and watch the money roll in? Nice!"
After player lands on Boom square: "Heh heh! You're not going to get far in this world on luck alone, (player's name)!"
After landing on a Boon square: "Stop, shop, and roll, everybody! Especially the first two! And at expensive places!"
After player lands on a Boon square: "Enjoy that lucky feeling while you can (player's name). It's not gonna last very long!"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Drat! I thought this was one of those boon squares. Now I'm gonna LOSE money!"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Heh heh! I'll just sit back and relax while you all work your fingers to the bone!"
After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Heh heh heh! Poor (player's name) is all tuckered out. Have a nice nap!"
After no one lands on Waluigi's shop(s) when they are closed: "I'm surprised none of you rubes visited my shops while they were closed!"
After someone lands on Waluigi's shop(s) when they are closed: "Thank you SO much for visiting my shop on my day off! That was sarcasm, in case you didn't know..."
After landing on someone else’s closed shop: "Looks like I got here in the nick of time! This store is a lot nicer closed than it's open!"
After warping: "Which way shall I go to wreck the most havoc? Heh heh heh..."
After warping: "Check out my super-duper Waluigi jump! And for the record, it's WAY higher than Luigi's!"
After the player warps: "Ack! He/she cheated. He/she just flew across the board!"
"What's wrong with this thing!? You'd better do what I tell you to, die!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
After landing on a cheap shop: "Are you kidding me? How do you manage to stay in business with such a cheap shop!?"
After landing on a cheap shop: "Aren't you embarrassed to have such a puny shop? I certainly would be!"
After buying someone out: "Aw, did I make you mad? Doesn't feel very nice to have your precious shop snatched away from you, does it? Nyah hah!"
After buying someone out: "Your shops will never be safe as long as Waluigi is on the loose!"
After buying someone out: "Don't mind me. I'm just stealing your shop! Whee hee hee! Nyah hah hah!"
To player buying his shop: "How dare you! You just crossed the wrong guy, (player's name)!"
To player buying his shop: "You've ruined my plans for world domination, (player's name)! I won't let you get away with that!"
"Now you've done it! Now I'm mad! Prepare to feel my wrath, (player's name)!"
To player buying his Department Store: "Blast it all, (player's name)! How could you buy that shop out of me? It was my golden goose!"
To player buying his balloonport: "Careful with that hot-air balloon, (player's name)! Those things are so easy to sabotage..."
To player buying his home: "Wait, (player's name)! I just finished painting the kitchen purple!"
That tax office won't do you any good to you, (player's name)! It is the home to ME!"
When Waluigi lands on an expensive shop: "You want me to pay? Fine, I'll pay! Take your money, and run you weasel!"
When Waluigi lands on an expensive shop: "You've got some nerve building an expensive shop right here where I was exactly going to land! Nyah!"
After getting Goodybag: "You'd better hightail it over to my shop, you goofy-looking monster, before I drag you there myself!"
After getting Healie: "Stop trying to show off, you little squish! I'm the head honcho around here!"
After getting Lakitu: "ARGH! Lakitu you little weasel! Get down off your high horse-er, I mean your high cloud!"
After landing his home: "Get your lazy behinds over here, everyone! It's time to sing the praises to the great Waluigi!"
After the player lands on (one of) Waluigi's expensive shop(s): "You are TOO generous, (player's name)! Whee hee hee!"
After the player lands on (one of) Waluigi's expensive shop(s): "Forget all those bad things I said about you, (player's name)! You're a stand-up fella!"
After landing on a cheap shop from the player: "Huh? Is this really your shop, (player's name)? This shabby little hole-in-the-wall?"
After getting a move any direction Venture Card: "Where to go, where to go... Ah, why worry? No matter which direction I pick, I'm gonna win!"
After Player gets a Suit Yourself card: "I don't care how many of those cards you've got up your sleeve, (player's name). I can't be beat!"
To player: "It doesn't matter how much money you've got, (player's name)! It's all gonna end up in my pockets anyway!"
To player after they land at Waluigi's most expensive shop: "I'm gonna call you a golden goose, (player's name), because you've just laid me a golden egg!"
Rejecting a trade deal: "Forget it, bub! Who needs a rundown shop like that?"
To player: "You wanna steal first place from me, (player's name)? It ain't ever gonna happen!"
"Luigi, (player's name)… Is there anyone they DON'T let into this thing?"
- Luigi's response: "Ha ha! You're one to talk, Waluigi! How did YOU get on the guest list?"
To player: "Hey, are you manipulating stock for profit!? That's cheap! Cheap, I tell ya!"
- Luigi's response: "It's called good strategy, Waluigi. You can learn a few things from that one!"
To player: "Hope you're comfortable in last place, (player's name), 'cause that's where you belong!"
- Luigi's response: "Knock it off, Waluigi! I'm pretty sure you're the one who belongs in last place!"
To player: "Bet you think you're pretty tough now that you got a promotion, huh, (player's name)?"
- Wario's response: "Swing by my shop, (player's name), and we'll see just how tough you are!"
To Wario: "No way, no way! Cheating baddie, go away! I can't let (player's name) win today!"
- Wario's response: "Waluigi, if you're just gonna stand there making up rhymes and blocking the way, no one is gonna win! So get a move on!"
To player: "Do you really think you can beat the great Waluigi? Save yourself the effort and give up now, (player's name)!"
- Bianca's response: "Rubbish! You never know what folk might be capable of when they put their minds to it. Right, (player's name)?"
To player: "Look at all that beautiful money, (player's name)! Bring it to my shop and we'll celebrate!"
- Bianca's response: "I'd be wary of visitin' any of his shops if I was you, (player's name)."
To player: "I bet you think you're some kind of hot shot, (player's name). Well, news flash - you're NOT!"
- Bianca's response: "That isn't half-impressive, (player's name)! I wouldn't mind giving it a go!"
"Look alive, Luigi-(player's name) is about to win!"
- Luigi's response: So why don't you try to do something about it, Waluigi?
"First place!? What kind of scam are you pulling, (player's name)? Teach me how you do it!"
Near bankrupt: "Bankrupt!? That's not a dignified way for me to go out. I should just quit this game right now!"
Near bankrupt: "You don't all want me to go bankrupt, do you? If everyone gives me a couple hundred bucks, I'll be fine!"
Near bankrupt: "I'm not going to roll over and go bankrupt! That's NOT the way this game is gonna end!"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Look at (player's name), crawling back on his/her hands and knees. I knew you couldn't stay away!"
After reaching net worth needed to win: "Whee hee hee! Out of the way, losers! It's time for me to make a dash to the finish line!"
After player approaches victory: "I won't be defeated by the likes of you, (player's name)! I'll drag us BOTH down if I have to!"
Approaching victory: "Whee hee! There's no stopping me now! Catch me if you can, suckers!"
"I've gotta keep a clear head! Now's not the time to get distracted!"
"Aw, poor (player's name)! This game isn't going to end until YOU go bankrupt!"
Going bankrupt: "Drat! If any of you breathes a word of my bankruptcy to my credit card company, I'll get you good!"
Going bankrupt: "I gotta say this is kind of a relief. I was sick of playing with you losers, anyway!"

Wario[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"It's graffiti time, kids! I'll plaster my name all over this island!" (Delfino Plaza)
"This place is nothing but a measly pile of rocks! You want a castle, Peach? I'll build you a castle!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
“I'm gonna snatch up every last Yoshi on that island and sell 'em to a collector! I'll be rich!” (Yoshi's Island)
"The big treasure in this place is a wand, huh? Guess a silly stick is better than a Black Jewel!" (Castle Trodain)
"Mario's got his own starship? Not for long! All I have to do is flip that M upside down, and it'll be all mine!" (Starship Mario)
"Nyah hah, hah, listen to my fans cheering me on! They want Wario to win this one, so let's give ‘em what they want!!" (Mario Stadium)
"Phew! It's like a giant steam bath in here! I better not sweat off any weight… I need the calories to win!" (Mount Magmageddon)
"Nyah hah hah! A race, huh? Eat my exhaust!" (Mario Circuit)
"This planet would fetch a pretty penny on the open market. I'm gonna take it with me when I leave!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
"I'm on Mario's turf now, so I guess I'm gonna have to show off my super moves! Prepare to be amazed, suckers." (Super Mario Bros.)
"Nyah! Is that treasure I smell? All I gotta do is win this game… Then I'm gonna find me some gold in these ruins!" (Robbin Hood Ruins)
"Whaaaaaa? This silly-looking castle doesn't seem very scary. Bowser needs to hire a new decorator!" (Bowser's Castle)
"Nyah! I bet there isn't a single treasure on that whole stinkin' island! Nothing but those quivering little blobs!" (Slimenia)
"Huh? Who cares about some legendary hero? The only legend you need to know about is the legend of WARIO!" (Alefgard)
"I'm supposed to change jobs here or something? Don't go telling me what to do! Wario makes the rules around here!" (Alltrades Abbey)
"A flying train AND a flying castle? Hmmm… I think I'm gonna turn this place into an amusement park and rake in the cash!" (The Observatory)
"Ugh! That's one ugly statue. They shoulda asked ME to pose for it!" (The Colossus)
"This place sends shivers down my spine - in a good way! I like it!" (The Ghost Ship)

General[edit]

To player: "Don't worry, (player's name)! You're not seeing things. It's me, Wario! And I'm here to bankrupt you! Nyah hah!"
"Whoa! What just happened? Are my clothes on fire!? YEEOUCH!"
"You know who look good in first place? ME! Hand it over!"
"I was born to be in first place! Fork it over!"
"Almost time to wrap this game up. I'm going home a winner!"
"Make way for the great Wario, peons!"
"I'm in the lead! Any of you guys try to pass me, I'll tie your shoelaces together! Nyah hah hah!"
"Somebody better stop (player's name) before it's too late! I'm busy workin' on a Wario Waft to send him/her way..."
"Feast your eyes on this, ya bunch of turkeys! Wario's up!"
"HURRRAAAGH! Gimme a good number!"
"ARGH! I gotta open up a suit shop right next to the bank. I could make millions!"
"Finally, it's my turn! I've been waiting so long that I shaved my mustache and grew another one in its place!"
"Ugh! Is the game OVER already? Wait, what? It's my turn!? Why didn't anyone tell me!?"
"Only one die, huh? Guess you wimps are too weak to handle TWO whole dice!"
"Watch out folks. I just scarfed down a bunch of garlic, and I'm not afraid to use these noxious fumes to my advantage!"
"Nyah hah hah! Check it out, losers. Wario's taking center stage!"
"Pick up the pace, slowpokes! All of this standing around and waiting is boring me to pieces!"
"Geh heh heh! Get ready to see a genius at work!"
"You're kinda lazy, die, lettin' everyone throw you around. Why don't you get a real job!?"
"I hope I don't crush this die in my superstrong hands! Gimme a good roll, guy!"
"Hey, losers! This ain't a loaded die or anything. Is it? It better not be!!"
"Heh heh heh! You think I'm greedy? Yeah, well...I think gold is greedy for ME!"
"Listen up, losers! How 'bout you all tell me how great I am? Hah hah hah!"
"All I need is three more suits? Eh, this should be a piece of cake!"
"One, two, three... Hey, I've only got one more suit to go!"
"Heh heh! Almost time to collect my salary!"
"I want my money! Where's that stupid bank?"
"Heh heh. I'm proud to announce the first (board's name) branch of WarioWare, Inc.!"
"Ah, what a beautiful shop! One day you're gonna grow up big and strong, just like me."
"You wanna get a sneak peek at the district of the future? Check it out! This place is gonna be all Wario, all the time!"
"Not a bad-looking shop, huh? It takes after me!"
"I'm a pretty powerful guy. It's about time my shops caught up with me! Nyah hah hah!"
"YIKES! I gotta avoid that pricey shop up ahead. Or maybe it'll go bankrupt before I get there!"
"What's the deal with this cheap shop? You playing some kind of joke on me?"
"Look at the sad sack in last place! Glad I could help you out with this little charitable donation! Heh heh!"
"GAH! When did I end up in last place?! Someone's supposed to keep me informed of these things!"
"WILL YOU ALL JUST STOP GETTING IN THE WAY OF ME AND MY MONEY!?"
"Me!? Wario!? In LAST PLACE!? Do ya know how ridiculous that sounds?"
"Hmph! Gloat while ya can, wimps! I'm about to make a BIG comeback!"
"By landing here I officially put a claim on this shop! Don't any of you dare lay a finger on it!"
"Am I in last place? Man, that's not good at all!"
"This shop belongs to the wimp in first place? Then I'm gonna cover it in graffiti! Nyah hah hah!"
"Nyah hah. I'm so intimidating, even the SHOPS close down when I stop by!"
"Nyah hah hah! You fell right into my trap, (player's name). Hope it didn't hurt too bad!"
"Two shops for me in this district! Now you LOSERS have twice as many chances to gimme your money!"
"I'm not greedy for shops in this district. I've just got really good taste! Nyah hah hah!"
"Better not buy any shops in this district, people. I'm gonna make sure this whole place REEKS of garlic! Nyah hah!"
"My day of district domination's drawin' near! Let's get the party started!"
"Bet ya never thought I'd get three shops in this district. Well, just wait! I'm gonna dominate this place!"
"Just a warning, (Player’s name): keep collecting shops in that district, and you’re gonna collect a few enemies!"
"Hey, (player's name)! That's MY district! You're not supposed to buy a shop there without my permission!"
"Ah! Nothin' feels better than stomping on someone else's dreams of domination. Good times!"
"KA-POW! This district's MINE! Ahh...I'm so very impressed with myself right now."
"This place smells like a combination of garlic and fear - delicious! Nyah hah hah!"
"Meh heh heh! This district smells like success! I'm gonna get myself a piece of the action!!"
"ARGH! Why'd ya have to buy stock there, (Player's name)? All my insider trading will earn ya money now!"
"Ahhhh! Money: the best thing in the entire universe! Even better than garlic!"
"Get a whiff, losers! That's the smell of SUCCESS!"
"Watch and learn, kiddos! Now, THAT'S how you earn money! Nyah hah hah!"
"Tell ya what: first person to move the bank closer to me gets 1000G. Sound good?"
After getting Gumdrops: "Check it out! I summoned a magical bag of treasure! Ya can all thank me later-with CASH!"
After getting Healie: "Get away from me, you wriggly little weirdo! Uh...wait a sec. Can I get one of those Suit Yourself cards before you go?"
"Thanks for turning my frown upside down, (player's name)! Cheer me up some more!!"
"You're almost good as that goose who lays golden eggs, (player's name)! Nyah hah hah!"
"HEY! Do whatever you want, (player's name), but leave my finances out of it!"
"Not bad, (player's name)! Maybe I should make you my financial advisor!"
After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Too bad, (player's name). I wouldn't wish that card on my worst enemy...who's currently YA!"
After getting a bad Venture Card: Hey! Where ya're goin' with all my money? GET BACK HERE!"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "WAHHH! The only thing that could comfort me now is a big ol' bulb of garlic..."
"Why bother investing? I don't even have stock in this place!"
"Invest? Pshaw! Investing is for losers!"
"Let me invest! Who am I talking to, you ask? What's it matter!? JUST LET ME INVEST!"
"Aww... I never get to invest! My stock's gonna go bad before I can use it!"
"Maybe it's time for me to try my hand at the stock market."
"I think I'll be nice and let you trade shops with me! Am I a gentleman or what!?"
"A half-price discount? Not bad! But if ya want to make me really happy, gimme a FULL-price discount!"
"These prices are ridiculous! You're robbing me blind!"
"Here’s your stupid 100G! Consider it a loan, ‘cause I’m gonna take it back from ya-with interest!"
"ARGH! This is all your fault, you good-for-nothing die!"
"Blast it all! You won't get away with this!"
"I've been robbed!! Someone call the cops! I'm gonna get this clown thrown in jail!"
"Hey, (Player's name)! How's that brilliant strategy of yours working out? Nyah hah hah!"
"Nyah hah hah! Like a moth to fortune! Gimme my cut!" (landing on a Boon square)
"If I put stars on all these squares, I could just sit around all day and still make money! Am I brilliant or what?" (landing on a Boon square)
"Why should (player's name) get a cut of the action? She's/He's just sitting there doing nothing!" (after the player lands on a Boon square)
"Just a warning, (player's name): keep collecting shops in that district, and you're gonna collect a few enemies!"
"Ah! Nothing feels better than stomping on someone else's dreams of domination. Good times!"
"Looks like there's hardly any shops to buy... Hey! Anything left is mine, got it!?"
"Any shops left? Sit tight, guys. Uncle Wario's comin' to buy ya up!"
"No more shops to buy. Guess that means I gotta start stealing 'em!"
"All the shops are gone! Which one of ya suckers wants to sell me a shop for 1G? I'll even pay cash!"
"Aw, quit your whining! You can't be mad just 'cause I didn't want to see you dominate this district!" (after buying someone out)
"This shop's so scrawny I almost stepped on it! How does a place like this even stay in business?"
"Hmm... I have a sudden urge to take over all of (player's name)'s shops!"
"Hey, (player's name)! You gonna share any of that good fortune with your best friend Wario?"
"Sneaky (player's name)! That's a clever way to pad your bank account. You must've learned that move from ME!"
"Banks aren't so bad. They're chock-full of money! Hmm... Maybe I should buy the bank!" (after landing on bank)
"Don't get too comfy, (player's name)! You have to leave that bank sooner or later. When you do, I'll be waiting!" (after player lands on bank)
"Blechhh! Your shop looks kinda gaudy now, (player's name). Is that a velvet painting I see on the wall?"
"That's a lot of money, (player's name). How 'bout you buy me dinner?"
"OK, I guess I could use a day off. Time to catch up on my beauty rest! Nyah hah hah! (after landing on a Take-a-break square)
"I hate to take a day off... But hey-it's better than working!" (after landing on a Take-a-break square)"
"Hey! Don't visit my shop while I'm on break. I'm gonna charge you double next time!"
"Heh heh heh! Break time's over! I'm all refreshed and rarin' to go!"
After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "How's this scrap of paper gonna do me any good? I want cold hard CASH!"
After buying someone out: "What? I paid for this shop fair and square. Nothing underhanded about it! Nyah hah hah!"
After buying someone out: "Check it out - stealth buyout! I'm the sneakiest guy on the planet!"
After building a tax office: "Nyah hah hah! Time to collect my tribute, peons!"
After building a home: "C'mon over sometime for my special five-course garlic dinner! I'll even make garlic ice cream for dessert!"
After landing on his home: "Gather 'round, losers! Make sure you bring your own food and drinks. I hate sharing!"
After building an estate agency: "Be a good little estate agency and buy me a bunch of shops! Go on - get to work!"
After warping: "Heh heh! If I could set up a 100G toll on these, I'd be rich!"
After player warps: "That's a lazy way to travel, (player's name)! Ya gotta exercise if you want a body as flawless as mine!"
After player warps: "That contraption gives me an oogie feeling. I'd rather walk, even if it means getting exercise!"
After player lands on a Boon square: "So I do all the work and (player's name) gets a cut of the profits? Who thought up THAT rule!?"
"Have a nice nap time, (player's name)! Try not to lose count of all those sheep!" (if the player lands on a Take-a-break square)
"Want a tax break, (player's name)? Donate some of that to my new charity: ME!" (after the player gets a promotion)
"Consider this a loan, (player's name). You're gonna have to pay me back...with interest!" (after Player gets a money getting Venture Card)
"Huh? Ya...ya wanna just GIVE me a bunch of stock? What's the catch? " (after getting a good Venture Card)
"Nyah hah hah! I knew that was gonna be a good card. I could smell it a mile away!" (after getting a good Venture Card)
"Jealous everyone? Ya should be! Wario's gettin' the special treatment over here!" (after getting a good Venture Card)
"What!? I specifically remember telling you to leave that card for ME, (player's name)!"
"If I could start with a 3-star shop, then I'd make tons of money! Brilliant!"
"Can't keep ahold of those gold coins, eh, (player's name)? They're slippery little things! Nyah hah!" (after a player loses money to an event)
"Why bother an estate agency, (player's name)? The shops around here are gonna mine! All mine!"
"Huh? I can't seem to move very far. Maybe it's 'cause I ate that sandwich I found lying on the ground..." (after an event meaning players can only move one space)"
To player: "Scared to be facing off against the great Wario (player's name)? Yeah, I bet you're quaking in your boots!"
After the player builds a tax office: "I don't like the looks of that tax office, (player's name)… I'm gonna have to steal it out from under you!"
"Hey! Who said that you could steal my checkpoint, (player's name)?"
To player buying out his shop: "ACK! You're a sneakly little schemer, (player's name)! I'm gonna take that shop right back, so watch out!"
To player buying out his shop: "Stay away from my other shops, (player's name)! I reserve the right to refuse you service!"
To player buying out his shop: "Blast it! One of these days I’m gonna beat ya at yer own game, (Player’s name)!"
After player lands on their home: "Thanks for the invite, (player's name)! When does the all-you-can-eat buffet open? I'm starving!"
"I'm doing a big favor by stopping at your shop, (player's name). And this is the thanks I get!?"
Rejecting a trade deal: "You wanna trade? Yeah, right! As if!"
"Hmph! Good luck with that hot-air balloon, (player's name)! It's not always that easy to steer!"
To player: "Ya know why you're in last place, (Player's name)? 'Cause ya haven't eaten any garlic today!"
Mario's response: "Huh? I haven't eaten any garlic, either, you know! That's a weird obsession you've got there Wario..."
To player if they are in 4th place: "Psst! You wanna win (Player's name)? Gimme the rest of your money, and I'll invest it for you! Trust me!"
- To Waluigi: "Hang on! Don't listen to Wario! You'd be better off givin' your money to ME!"
To player: "There’s no way I'm gonna let (player's name) win! I'll drag him/her to his/her knees whatever it takes!"
- Mario: "Ya've got a lot of spunk, Wario! No playin' dirty, OK?"
To player: "Excellent work, (player's name)! Now just let me hang on to that money for you, and we'll both come out on top!"
- Waluigi's response: "Don't listen to him, (player's name)! Give ME your gold! I promise to keep a close eye on it!"
To player: "Move over, losers! It's me, Wario!"
- Mario's response: "What? Oh no! That's my line! It's ME, Mario!"
Wario to Player: "Hey hey! Ya finally got that promotion! Thanks to my great advice, no doubt!"
- Mario's response: "Since when have YOU been giving (player's name) advice, Wario!?"
"Bwah hah hah! This is gonna be a breeze. I could beat you in my sleep, Donkey Kong! And you too, (player's name)!
- Donkey Kong's response: "Oook ook oooook! (I'm not gonna lose to a meanie like him!)"
To player: "Hey, (player's name)! Give me your money, and I promise I'll triple it for you! I'm practically a certified financial advisor!"
- Donkey Kong's response: "Ook! Ooook oooooook! (Don't listen to Wario, (player's name)! He's a bad man!)"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Aha! If it isn't (player's name), come back to play! Good morning, sunshine! Hope you're ready to roll!"
Near bankrupt: "Hey! How 'bout all of you make donation to the bank of Wario? I could use the extra assets!"
Near bankrupt: "Time to change the rules! From now on whoever goes bankrupt first wins!"
Near bankrupt: "I'm not scared of going bankrupt. I'll rise from the financial grave like the living debt-I mean, dead! Nyah hah!"
After reaching net worth needed to win: "Nyah hah! Further proof I'm a genius! Look how fast I scraped together (target amount of money)!"
After player reaching net worth needed to win: "Slow down there, (player's name)! I wanna collect a few more gold coins before this game ends!"
After player reaching net worth needed to win: "ACK! What are you doing, (player's name)!? You think you're going to get in my way of my glorious victory!?"
"Waaaait! Wait, wait, wait! You really want the game to end? C'mon-let's keep playing until I win!"
Approaching victory: "Who's got two thumbs and is gonna go home rich? THIS GUY!"
After player approaches victory: "Better watch out for Bob-ombs, (player's name)! I'd hate for anything to happen to you on your way to the bank!"
"Where do ya think yau're goin' with me money? Get back 'ere! I need to win!"
"Nyah hah hah! As long as my mustache is crooked, I'll never let ya win, (player's name)!"
Going bankrupt: "Later losers! I'm gonna go find another way to strike it rich!"
Going bankrupt: "There's no WAY I'm gonna let myself go bankrupt. I quit this game! Hah! Who's bankrupt now?"

Yoshi[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

"Yoshi? Yoshi? Yoshi... (Huh? How am I standing on top of Mario's head? This is just weird...) (Starship Mario)
”Yoshi! Yoshi! (Peach's Castle is almost as pretty as Peach herself!)” (Princess Peach's Castle)
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Yoshi's Island is the best place in the world! All of my friends live here!)" (Yoshi's Island)
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Watch out for my fastball, everyone! It'll knock your socks off!)" (Mario Stadium)
"Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi!? (Yummy! A castle! Do you think it's full of delicious food!?)" (Castle Trodain)
"Yoshi! Yoshi… (Whew! This place is hot! I sure could use a nice, cool lemonade…)" (Mount Magmageddon)
"Yoshi… Yoshi! (I'm kind of hungry… Maybe I'll find some tasty pieces of fruit in those green pipes!)" (Super Mario Bros.)
"Yoshi Yoshi! (This is my big chance to stir up trouble in Bowser's Castle)" (Bowser's Castle)
"Yoshi Yoshi? (Even if I win, how am I ever going to get out of this place?)" (Robbin Hood Ruins)
"Yoshi. Yoshi! (Those slimes look like yummy pieces of candy. I'll try not to eat any!)" (Slimenia)
"Yoshi… Yoshi! Yoshi! (I wouldn't mind a new job… as long as it involves eating! Yum!)" (Alltrades Abbey)
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I like this town! There are tropical treats on every corner!)" (Delfino Plaza)
"Yoshi? Yoshi. (Can someone get that big guy a chair? He must be tired of all that standing.)" (The Colossus)
"Yoshi? Yoshi! (How did I get so high up in the sky? What a feeling!)" (The Observatory)
"Yoshi Yoshi... Yoshi! (Poor skinny ghosts... I bet they don't get enough to eat!)" (The Ghost Ship)
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm ready to burn some rubber! Vroom vroom vroom!)" (Mario Circuit)
"Yoshi Yoshi! (Erdrick may be the big hero in these parts, but Mario is the bestest hero in the galaxy!)" (Alefgard)
"Yoshi! (I'm going to get a case of the dizzies around here.)" (Good Egg Galaxy)

General[edit]

To player: "Yoshi! Yoshiiiii! (It's me, Yoshi! We're going to have so much fun today!)"
"Yoooshi Yoshi! (I sure am having fun playing today!)"
"Yoshi? Yoshi! Yoshi! (Does anyone have any cookies? I need cookies! Nom nom nom!)"
"Yoshi. Yoshi! (Stay calm, everyone. I'm about to roll!)"
"Yoshi Yoshi! (This is the bestest game ever!)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm almost too hungry to roll! I need a cookie!)"
"Yoshi Yoshi! (For a second, I thought this die was a big Yoshi Egg!)"
"Yoshi Yoshi! (Maybe THIS roll will help me win!)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (This is gonna be a good roll! I can feel it!)"
"Yoshi? Yoshi! (Anyone need a ride? I'm headed that-a-way!)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (My turn! My turn!)"
"Yoshi! Yooooooshi! (Here goes nothing! Yooooooshi!)"
When die can only roll 1: "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Can I get a new die? I think this one is broken!)"
"Yoshi. Yoshi! (I want my shops to thrive. Time to get on top of that!)"
"Yoshi... Yoshi! (Maybe I should expand my shop... I want it to be bigger than Dinosaur Land!)"
"Yoshi? Yoshi...Yoshi! (First place? i'm pretty good at this game...but I want to get even better!)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi. Yoshiii! (Yippee! First place is fantastic. Hope I stay here!)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Gulp! I think I'm in trouble!)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi? Yoshi... (Ugh! Last place? I just lost my appetite...)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi? Yoshi! (Gulp! I'm in last place? Time to put my nose to the grindstone...)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi. Yoshi! (Ahh! First place feels nice. Now all I have to do is stay here!)"
"Yoshi? Yoshi! (I'm in first place? Well, I want to be even MORE in first place!)"
"Yoshi Yoooshi! (Let's see what you've got, die!)"
"Yoshi Yoshi! (If only my friends on Yoshi's Island could see me now!)"
"Yoshi? Yoshi! (Do I really only have one suit? I think I need a few more!)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi? (Two suits for Yoshi! Not enough for a promotion, though, huh?)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Just one more suit to go! I'll make fast work of this!)"
"Yoshi Yoshiii. (So close to the bank, but sooooo far away.)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm going to buy lots of snacks with my promotion money! And I'll even share!)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (It's almost time for my big promotion! I'll need some cookies to celebrate!)"
"Yoshi Yoshi! Yoshiiii! (I've got all four suits, so it's off to the bank with me! Go, go, go!)"
"Yoshi? Yoshi! (I'm almost in first place, right? Yay for Yoshi!)"
"Yoshi... Yoshi? (I bet first place feels really nice... Think I can give it a try?)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Raise your hand if you want to buy a nice shop! It's pre-owned and gently used!)"
"Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi! (This shop is pretty small now, but there's always room for improvement!)"
"Yoshi? Yoshi! (Did everyone just see that? I bought a shop!)"
"Yoshi? Yoshi! (What do you think of my new shop? Not too shabby!)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi? (Another shop! Is this talent or just pure luck?)"
"Yoshi. Yoshi! (I need more than two shops in this district. I want them all!)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (These two shops will be the best of friends! What a happy little district!)"
To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi, Yoshi? (My cookies are missing! Do you know where they went, (player's name)?)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I need to try harder! No rest for the Yoshi!)"
"Yoshi... Yoshi! (There's a cute little shop I want all for myself... Maybe I should force a buyout!)"
"Yoshi. Yoshi? Yoshi? (This looks like a nice card. Is it yummy? Can I eat it?)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi. Yoshi... ? (Oh boy! Look at that expensive shop up ahead. Wonder if I can just eat it... ?)"
"Yoshi Yoshi? (Not much left in the way of shops, huh?)"
"Yoshi. Yoshi! (I'd better get on the shop-buying bandwagon. Pickings are slim!)"
"Yoshi... Yoshi. (There aren't many shops left to buy... That makes me sad.)"
"Yoshi? Yoshi! (No more shops? Poor Yoshi!)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi? (Feast your eyes on that shop! Pretty tasty, huh?)"
"Yoshi. Yoshi? (This is a tasty little shop. Can I nibble on it awhile?)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi? (Happy day! Happy day! Hey, aren't you all happy for me?)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Sorry, but I just had to buy this stock! Hope I'm not treading on anyone's toes!)"
"Yoshi? Yoshi! Yoshi... (No stock? No invest! Seems like a simple rule...)"
"Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi! Yooooshiii! (Gimme gimme gimme! I want a suit, please!)"
"Yoshi Yoshi! Yoshi! (Stay away from my shops, Lakitu! The last thing I need is a day off!)"
Rejecting a trade deal: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (I can't trade this shop to just anyone. It means too much to me!)"
After achieving total domination: "Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi! (I did it! I did it! Happy day for Yoshi!)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I bet you're really rich now, (player's name)! I want to be rich too!)"
To player: "Yoshi Yoshi! Yoshi! (Thanks a bunch, (player's name)! I owe you one!)"
To player: "Yoshiii! Yoshi Yoshi! (So much gold, (player's name)! I'm absolutely green with envy!)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (What a treat! You're so generous, (player's name)!)"
"Yoshi Yoshi! (You're one to watch (player's name)!)"
"Yoshi Yoshi. (That's the saddest thing I've ever seen, (player's name).)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (The person in first place doesn't need my business, but I've got to do my shopping somewhere!)"
"Yoshi Yoshi! (I don't mind paying a little more if it means better customer service!)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! ...Yoshi (Ouch! My wallet is on fire! …In a good way of course.)"
"Yoshi! Yoshiiiiii! (Yay for Yoshi! Free shopping trip!)"
After landing on a pricy shop: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I don’t mind paying a little more if it means better customer service!)"
After landing on a discounted shop: "Yoshi? Yoshi? (Why did I get a discount? Am I the millionth shopper?)"
After landing on the bank: "Yoshi! Yoshi? (What a nice bank! Is this where they make all the gold?)"
After Player lands on the bank: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Right on the dot, (player's name)! You should get a prize for landing there!)"
After landing on a Boon square: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I wish I could share my lucky luck with you all!)"
After landing on a Boon square: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Oh boy! I hope everyone spends big!)"
After player lands on a Boon square: "Yoshi! Yoshi! Good job, (player's name)! When you're lucky, you're REALLY lucky!)"
After player lands on a Boon square: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I'm glad you get a chance to earn extra money, (player's name)!)"
After warping: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Oof! That made my head spin...)"
After warping: "Yoshi!? Yooooshi! (Did you all just see that!? I warped!)"
After player warps: "Yoshi Yoshi... (Warping like that always gives me motion sickness, (player's name)…)"
After player warps: "Yoshi Yoshi! (You must have some serious magical powers, (player's name)!)"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Yoshi! Yo-Yo-Yoshiii! (Yippee! My shop prices are going up, up, up!)"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (My wallet was SO hungry. Thank you for feeding it!)"
After getting a good Venture Card: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Wow! My wallet's on fire!)"
After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Don't worry, (player's name)! You still have time to recover!)"
"Yoshi... Yoshi! (I didn't mean to make you all sad...but I sure am happy!)"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "Yoooshi! Yoshi! (I don't know if I can squeeze much more money out of my poor wallet!)"
After getting a bad Venture Card: "Yoshi... Yoshi! (Ugh... That wiped the smile off my face!)"
After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Oooh! I meant to land on an all-you-can-eat shop!)"
After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi... (Shopping here makes me want to cry...)"
After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi. Yoshi... (This shop is dangerous. Very dangerous...)"
After landing on an expensive shop: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Ouch! I feel a pain in my wallet!)"
After buying someone out: "Yoshi Yoshi! (That's Yoshi's shop now!)"
After buying someone out: "Yoshi.. Yoshi! (Sorry about that.. But it's too dangerous to let you dominate this district!)"
After getting bought out: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Ouch! I really treasured that shop, (player's name)…)"
After getting bought out: "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Ouch! How could you betray me like that (player's name)?)"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (Some people complain about having to take a day off. Not me!)"
After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (I'm closing up shop for the day. Please visit another time!)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Those 40 winks did me a world of good!)"
After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (It's about time (player's name) got some rest and relaxation. He's/She's a hard worker!)"
To player while in first place: "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Do you want first place (player's name)? Well, come and get me!)"
After building a checkpoint: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (I just need to make a little bit of money at a time. No rush!)"
After building a circus tent: "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Step right up to Yoshi's circus! Who wants a peanut?)"
After building a home: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I can't wait to invite you all over to my new place for a party!)"
After building an estate agency: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I won't stop until I own all the shops!)"
After player builds a circus tent: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (There aren't enough circuses in the world. Yay for (player's name)!)"
After player builds a balloonport: "Yoshi Yoshi? (Think I can take a spin in your new hot-air balloon, (player's name)?)"
After player builds a tax office: "Yoshi Yoshi? (Could I please be exempt from paying taxes, (player's name)?)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Lucky (player's name)! My shop is closed today!)"
"Yoshi Yoshi? (Are you trying to put a frown on my face, (player's name)?)"
"Yoshi Yoshi! (Don't expect me to earn you any money, (player's name)!)"
"Yoshi Yoshi! (That was a nice nap and all, but I think I missed out on a big sale!)"
"Yoshi Yoshi… (I'm in too good a mood to do any REAL work...)"
After landing on his home: "Yoshi! Yoshiiiiii! (Hurry up, everyone! Party at Yoshi's place!)"
After player lands on their home: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Oh no! I forgot to bring housewarming cookies for (player's name)!)"
Near bankrupt: "Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo! Yoshi! Yoshi! (Ouch! I'm in a tight spot! This is no good!)"
Near bankrupt: "Yoshi! (There's nothing in my wallet but lint!)"
Near bankrupt: "Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoshi! Yoshi... (I'm too famished to think straight! No wonder I'm losing...)"
Once Player is near bankrupt: "Yoshi! Yoshiiiii! (Don't go bankrupt, (player's name)! I want to keep playing with you!)
To player: "Yoshi Yoshi? (Did you just feed your shop a Super Mushroom, (player's name)?"
To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Whew! I'm glad your shop is reasonably priced, (player's name)…)"
To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Hey, (player's name)! Isn't this the most fun game ever?)"
To player: "Yoshi Yoshi… (I really thought you were going to win this time, (player's name)…)"
To player: "Yoshi! Yo-Yo-Yoshi! (Chin up, (player's name)! I'm rooting for you!)"
To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Nice job on that promotion, (player's name)! Here, have some cookies to celebrate!)"
- Mario's response: "Why no cookies for Mario? Can't I have just one?"
To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi Yoshi! (What an amazing promotion (player's name)! I'm jealous!)"
- Luigi's response: "Congratulations, (player's name). But Yoshi and I are still going to give you a run for your money!"
After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Yoshi Yoshi! Yoshiiii! (Hey, it's (player's name)! Yoshiiii!)"
After player reaches net worth needed to win: "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Headed for the bank, (player's name)? I wish I could give you a ride!)"
After reaching net worth needed to win: "Yoshi! Yoshi Yoshi! (All I have to do now is scamper on over to the bank! Yay for Yoshi!)"
"Yoshi! Yoshi! (It's not over until it's over! I can still win this!)"
After player approaches victory: "Yoshi? Yoshiii! (Headed for the finish line, (player's name)? The game's not over yet!)"
Approaches victory: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (All I have to do is make it to the finish line. Then it'll be all cookies and smiles!)"
Going bankrupt: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Unhappy day! My wallet is completely empty...)"
Going bankrupt: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (I'm done for! No more Fortune Street for Yoshi…)"

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By media
Games	Super Mario franchise	Platformers	Super Mario series	Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990, NES) • Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS (1996-2004, N64/DS) • Super Mario Advance series (2001-2003, GBA) • Super Mario Sunshine (2002, GCN) • Super Mario Galaxy (2007, Wii) • Super Mario Galaxy 2 (2010, Wii) • Super Mario 3D World (2013, Wii U) • Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS (2016, Nintendo 3DS) • Super Mario Odyssey (2017, Switch) • Super Mario Maker 2 (2019, Switch) • Super Mario Bros. Wonder (2023, Switch)
			Mario vs. Donkey Kong series	Mario vs. Donkey Kong (2004, GBA)
			Other	Hotel Mario (1994, CD-i)
		Mario Kart series		Mario Kart series (1992-2020, various systems)
		Mario Party series	Main	Mario Party (1998, N64) • Mario Party 2 (1999, N64) • Mario Party 3 (2000, N64) • Mario Party 4 (2002, GCN) • Mario Party 5 (2003, GCN) • Mario Party 6 (2004, GCN) • Mario Party 7 (2005, GCN) • Mario Party 8 (2007, Wii) • Mario Party 9 (2012, Wii) • Mario Party 10 (2015, Wii U) • Super Mario Party (2018, Switch) • Mario Party Superstars (2021, Switch)
		Mario Party series	Handheld games	Mario Party Advance (2005, GBA) • Mario Party DS (2007, DS) • Mario Party: Island Tour (2013, 3DS) • Mario Party: Star Rush (2016, 3DS)
		Sports games	Mario Golf series	Mario Golf series (1984-2021, various systems) • Mario Golf: World Tour (2014, 3DS) • Mario Golf: Super Rush (2021, Switch)
			Mario Tennis series	Mario Tennis series (1995-2018, various systems) • Mario Tennis: Power Tour (2005, GBA) • Mario Tennis Aces (2018, Switch)
			Mario Baseball series	Mario Superstar Baseball (2005, GCN) • Mario Super Sluggers (2008, Wii)
			Mario Strikers series	Mario Strikers series (2005-2022, various systems)
			Other	Mario Hoops 3-on-3 (2006, DS) • Mario Sports Mix (2010, Wii)
		Role-playing games	Paper Mario series	Paper Mario (2000, N64) • Paper Mario: Color Splash (2016, Wii U) • Paper Mario: Sticker Star (2012, 3DS) • Paper Mario: The Origami King (2020, Switch) • Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004, GCN) • Super Paper Mario (2007, Wii)
			Mario & Luigi series	Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (+ Bowser's Minions (2003-2017, GBA/3DS)) • Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (2005, DS) • Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (2009, DS) (+ Bowser Jr.'s Journey (2018, 3DS)) • Mario & Luigi: Dream Team (2013, 3DS) • Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam (2015, 3DS)
			Other	Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (1996, SNES)
		Dr. Mario series		Dr. Mario 64 (2001, N64)
		Luigi's Mansion series		Luigi's Mansion (2001, GCN) • Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon (2013, 3DS) • Luigi's Mansion 3 (2019, Switch)
		Educational games		Mario is Missing! (1993, MS-DOS/SNES/NES)
		Crossovers	Mario & Sonic series	Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (2007-2008, Wii/DS) • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games (2009, Wii/DS) • Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games (2011-2012, Wii/3DS) • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 (2019-2020, Switch/Arcade)
			Itadaki Street series	Fortune Street (2011, Wii)
			Other	Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix (2005, GCN) • Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition (2015, 3DS) • Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope (2022, Switch)
	Donkey Kong franchise	Platformers	Donkey Kong Country series	Donkey Kong Country (1994, SNES) • Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (1995, SNES) • Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! (1996, SNES)
			Donkey Kong Land series	Donkey Kong Land III (1997, GB)
			DK series	DK: King of Swing (2005, GBA) • DK: Jungle Climber (2007, DS)
			Miscellaneous	Donkey Kong 64 (1999, N64) • New Play Control! Donkey Kong Jungle Beat (Wii, 2008)
		Racing games		Diddy Kong Racing (1997, N64)
		Canceled games		Diddy Kong Pilot (2003) (GBA)
	Yoshi franchise	Platformers	Yoshi's Island series	Yoshi's New Island (2014, 3DS)
		Platformers	Other	Yoshi Topsy-Turvy (2004, GBA) • Yoshi's Crafted World (2019, Switch)
		Other		Tetris Attack (1996, SNES) • Yoshi no Cookie (2003, GCN)
	Wario franchise	WarioWare series		WarioWare: Twisted! (2004, GBA) • WarioWare: Touched! (2004, DS) • WarioWare: Smooth Moves (2006, Wii) • Game & Wario (2013, Wii U) • WarioWare Gold (2018, 3DS) • WarioWare: Get It Together! (2021, Switch) • WarioWare: Move It! (2023, Switch)
		Wario Land series		Wario Land 4 (2001, GBA)
		Other		Wario's Woods (1994, NES/SNES) • Wario: Master of Disguise (2007, DS)
	Super Smash Bros. series			Super Smash Bros. (1999, N64) • Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001, GCN) • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008, Wii) • Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U (2014, 3DS/Wii U) • Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (2018, Switch)
TV series				Donkey Kong Country • Super Mario World • The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 • The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (By character: Mario · Luigi · Others [A–K] · Others [L–Z])
Other				LEGO Super Mario • Super Mario comics • Mario Press Conference • Super Mario Bros. film (1993) • The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) • White Knuckle Scorin' • Wario Press Conference
By character
9-Volt • Ashley • Birdo • Bowser • Bowser Jr. • Blue • Candy Kong • Cranky Kong • Dr. Crygor • Fawful • Funky Kong • Goombella • Huey • Kamek • Iggy Koopa • Larry Koopa • Lemmy Koopa • Ludwig von Koopa • Luigi • Mario • Master Mantis • Mona • Morton Koopa Jr. • Princess Daisy • Princess Peach • Red • Rosalina • Roy Koopa • Sammer Guys • Shadow • Starlow • Talking Flower • Toad • Toadette • Toadsworth • Waluigi • Wario • Wendy O. Koopa • Yellow • Yoshi • Young Cricket

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Characters	Super Mario franchise	Mario • Luigi • Princess Peach • Yoshi • Bowser • Toad • Donkey Kong • Wario • Waluigi • Princess Daisy • Birdo • Diddy Kong† • Bowser Jr.†
	Dragon Quest series	Slime • Princessa • Kiryl • Yangus • Angelo • Platypunk • Bianca • Alena • Carver • Jessica • Dragonlord • Stella† • Patty†
	Other	Mii† • Lakitu • Healslime • Goodybag
Stages	Super Mario franchise	Bowser's Castle • Delfino Plaza • Good Egg Galaxy† • Mario Circuit • Mario Stadium • Peach's Castle • Starship Mario† • Super Mario Bros. • Yoshi's Island
	Dragon Quest series	Alefgard • Alltrades Abbey† • Castle Trodain • Colossus • Mt. Magmageddon • Slimenia • Ghost Ship • Robbin' Hood Ruins • The Observatory†
	Other	Practice Board†
Minigames		Itadaki Slot* • Amida Dokan* • Silver Tarot* • Monster Colosseum* • Round the Blocks† • Memory Block† • Dart of Gold† • Slurpodrome†
Further info		Gallery (Itadaki Street DS · Fortune Street) • Media (Itadaki Street DS · Fortune Street) • Quotes (By franchise: Super Mario · Dragon Quest) • Staff
* Appears only in Itadaki Street DS † Appears only in Fortune Street

List of Fortune Street quotes by Super Mario characters

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