List of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story quotes

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This is a list of quotes from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, listed alphabetically, by character.

Bowser

  • "Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
  • "Gee, PARDON ME! Guess what? I live here, Your Royal Genius! I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!"
  • "MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice... But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!"
  • "Marching straight ahead into the enemy's feet!' Didn't you all learn that in Goomba boot camp?"

Broque Madame

  • "Oh! Please tell me... a masseur arrives..."

Broque Monsieur

  • "You! You will submit to zee power of zis magnificent block, and you will do so NOW!"
  • "Your tongue...bite upon it!"

Corporal Paraplonk

  • "Call me crazy, but looks like Bowser's Castle is heading this way."

Dark Bowser

  • "Your body, I have copied... Your power, I have copied..."
  • "The dark power slept so long, and now it wakes... It must be freed..."
  • "Soon this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within. And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!"

Fawful

  • "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
  • "I am having a goal! Mushroom Kingdom... WILL BE MINE!!!"
  • "All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"
  • "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
  • "Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
  • "You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
  • "Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"

Kamek

  • "Hey! What did you feed Bowser, you creepy little weasel!?"
  • "That oughta fix you up."

Midbus

  • "You. You no longer needed. You taste defeat."
  • "Go be trashy in this trash hole with this trash robot forever!"
  • "WHAT!? No one pressed 'dance'! You are broken!"

Private Goomp

  • "Yeah... It... Well, this weird duo just showed up and went nuts. Huge attack, and just like that, they had the castle..."

Sergeant Guy

  • "Get it together, Private Goomp! Let's scout this area, at least."

Starlow

  • "Sorry I'm late! This castle's huge!"
  • "Look! There's a reaction in Bowser's Stomach!"
  • "Over there! Some activity! Let's go check it out!"

Toadsworth

  • "Such a thing has never happened in the history of the kingdom!"