List of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story quotes

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This is a list of quotes from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, listed alphabetically, by character.

Bowser

• "Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
• "Gee, PARDON ME! Guess what? I live here, Your Royal Genius! I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!"
• "MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice... But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!"
• "What? you don't know me? ME?!"
• "You got THAT right buddy! I'm Bowser, the Koopa King!"
• "Boo?"
• "Boo-ray what?"
• "Whoa! It's like a spotlight for my gut!"

Broque Madame

• "Oh! Please tell me... a masseur arrives..."

Broque Monsieur

• "You! You will submit to zee power of zis magnificent block, and you will do so NOW!"
• "Your tongue...bite upon it!"

Dark Bowser

• "Your body, I have copied... Your power, I have copied..."
• "The dark power slept so long, and now it wakes... It must be freed..."
• "Soon this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within. And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!"

Fawful

• "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
• "I am having a goal! Mushroom Kingdom... WILL BE MINE!!!"
• "All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"
• "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
• "Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
• "You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
• "Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"

Kamek

• "Hey! What did you feed Bowser, you creepy little weasel!?"
• "That oughta fix you up."

Midbus

• "You. You no longer needed. You taste defeat."
• "Go be trashy in this trash hole with this trash robot forever!"

Starlow

• "Sorry I'm late! This castle's huge!"
• "Look! There's a reaction in Bowser's Stomach!"

Toadsworth

• "Such a thing has never happened in the history of the kingdom!"

Yikk

• "Who has awakened me from my eternal slumber?"
• "I am called Yikk. Master Creator. Bonded genius. Inventor of the Tower of Yikk."
• "And you are"
• "My physical body no longer treads of this world"
• "My soul slumbers in this book, my entire existence distilled into a patchwork of dreams... But you you are not of dreams. You are no ordinary being, are you?"
• "I see...And...are you tormented by the ageless riddle of the Boo?"
• "Yes...Boo...That which disappears even as one thinks it appears...That which appears even as one thinks it disappears...A mirage, ephemeral, like the gulf betwixt dreams and waking."
• "I am tomented by the riddle of the Boo. In this place, I have researched their ways.
• "And the result is...This Boo-ray Machine!"