List of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story quotes

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This is a list of quotes from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, listed alphabetically, by character.

Bowser

• "Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
• "PEACH!"
• "So I'm an outcast, huh?! What'd I do to deserve this?!"
• "Gee, PARDON ME! Guess what? I live here, Your Royal Genius! I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!"
• "Crud!"
• "MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice... But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!"
• "Outta the way!"
• "Shut up! I'll burn you too, Blabby!"

Broque Madame

• "Oh! Please tell me... a masseur arrives..."

Broque Monsieur

• "You! You will submit to zee power of zis magnificent block, and you will do so NOW!"
• "Your tongue...bite upon it!"
• "Look upon zis!"

Dark Bowser

• "Your body, I have copied... Your power, I have copied..."
• "The dark power slept so long, and now it wakes... It must be freed..."
• "Soon this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within. And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!"

Fawful

• "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
• "I am having a goal! Mushroom Kingdom... WILL BE MINE!!!"
• "A WINNER IS YOU!"
• "I HAVE FAWFUL!"
• "All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"
• "You inhaled like a hungry syrup pig at the free pancake buffet."
• "Fawful says farewell to all your fink-rat faces forever!"
• "I have... DARKNESS!"
• "Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪"
• "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
• "Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
• "You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
• "Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
• "Bowser keeps apearing like an ugly rabbit from the hat of a magician who stinks!"

Kamek

• "Hey! What did you feed Bowser, you creepy little weasel!?"
• "That oughta fix you up."

Mario

• "LUIGI!"

Midbus

• "MUH! MUH! MUH!"
• "You. You no longer needed. You taste defeat."
• "I HAVE NO TASTE!"
• "You are famous, Red and Green."
• "This castle now belongs to Fawful."
• "You go no farther than how far you are!"
• "You amuse me. I have fought Bowser. You are much smaller."
• "You speak rudely. And I permit it just this once..."
• "Soon Dark Star awakes. And soon means later"
• "Try to interfere with it, and taste my wrath!"
• "He is of trash. And you are. You, Trash. I call you trash."
• "Go be trashy in this trash hole with this trash robot forever!"
• "Go! Super Ultra Great Mega Trashy Monster Junker Bot!"
• "What?! Nothing?!"
• "Move. MOVE! Stupid junk!"
• "Oh. Well good. Now You work."
• "WHAT!? No one pressed 'dance'! You are broken!"
• "Trash these trashmen!"

Princess Peach

• "Yes... We've sent word to the Star Sprites for help, but...We've gotten no response."
• "Both of you... Calm down."
• "Oh dear! A mushroom?"
• "You mean to tell me that a mushroom causes the blorbs?"
• "What are you doing here?!"
• "We're in an important meeting! The kingdom's on danger!"

Starlow

• "PARTON ME!"
• "Nice to meet you! I'm Starlow!"
• "Peach sent word of trouble in the Mushroom Kingdom..."
• "So, as a representive of the Star Sprites, Here I am!"
• "Hello Yello!"
• "Oh... Uh... Well..."
• "Well, I did some reseach on similar afflictions, but..."
• "The blorbs is in a class of its own. It seems to be incurable..."
• "If we could just find a cause, we'd have a place to start..."
• "Psst... Who is that over there?"
• "Dr. Toadley?"
• "Hmm..."
• "Look, I'm really sorry, OK?"
• " There are somethings even a Star Sprite can't do!"
• "I guess we just give up, huh?"
• "Well... Whoever he is he's our only lead."
• "So it's decided! Let's go find him!"
• "Don't be ridiculous! You have no right to be here! Get Out!"
• "Yello Good-bye!"
• "THEY'RE COMING BACK!" (Before the fight with Kretin begins)
• " That's a great atittude!"
• "Sorry I'm late! This castle's huge!"
• "Look! There's a reaction in Bowser's Stomach!"
• "Nothing But trash..."
• "What ARE you?! Do you have a KO wish?"
• "Well, bring it on, then! C'mon, give it your best shot!"

Toadbert

• "Yeah, what's wrong with you, Toadsworth?!"
• "Ther IS someone we can count on, by boogity!"
• "So uh... What's up? They're not here yet?"
• "The bros..."
• "Now then, going on what little information we've unearthed..."
• "The cause MAY be a mushroom sold by a local merchant."
• "Well, yeah, we interviewed all the blorbed Toads we could..."
• "And they all said they'd bought Blorb Mushrooms."
• "Well, according to one witness, it was a fellow in a cape..."
• "All signs point to be to the suspect not being from ths kingdom."

Toadsworth

• "Oh! How absolutely wretched..."
• "Such a thing has never happened in the history of the [Mushroom Kingdom|kingdom]]!"
• "Princess! We still await..."
• "Ah, Glorious! I daresay our Star Sprite has arrived!"
• "Princess... This thing is...what?"
• "Mercy! Such pep! Such verve! Such unswerving confidence!"
• "So you'll be able to simply cure the blorbs, then! Correct?"
• "Hrm... If this is even beyond the power of a Star Sprite..."
• "Blast... Doctors are stumped... The Star Sprite is helpless..."
• "To whom we might turn?"
• "Hmph! How insolent!"
• "Oh! Quite right!"
• "Hope endures!"
• "Ah! Master Mario! And Master Luigi!"
• "We've awaited your arrival! Let us resume the meeting."
• "Blorb Mushrooms?"
• "Perplexing... Not a local variety, of that I'm quite sure"
• "What sort of rapscallion would sell such a thing?"
• "Master Mario! Master Luigi! Your hour is at hand!"
• "Go forth and stomp this fellow as if he were Bowser!"
• "That... Erm... That's... Well..."
• "Master Mario!"
• "Your first battle in some time!"
• "Shall I refresh yo on attacks?"
• "Ah! But of course not! As if Toadsworth could teach YOU about battling!"
• "I must mention one vital bit. When you attack with a jump..."
• "You can stomp your foe twice..."
• "Shall I explain that?"
• "Ah, That is our Mario! So very wise!"
• "Perform jumps as you just did now to land a second time!
• "You must time that second button well! Remember this!