List of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story quotes

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This is a list of quotes from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, listed alphabetically, by character.

Bowser

• "Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
• "Gee, PARDON ME! Guess what? I live here, Your Royal Genius! I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!"
• "MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice... But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!"

Broque Madame

• "Oh! Please tell me... a masseur arrives..."

Broque Monsieur

• "You! You will submit to zee power of zis magnificent block, and you will do so NOW!"
• "Your tongue...bite upon it!"
• "Look upon zis!"

Dark Bowser

• "Your body, I have copied... Your power, I have copied..."
• "The dark power slept so long, and now it wakes... It must be freed..."
• "Soon this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within. And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!"

Fawful

• "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
• "I am having a goal! Mushroom Kingdom... WILL BE MINE!!!"
• "A WINNER IS YOU!"
• "I HAVE FAWFUL!"
• "All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"
• "You inhaled like a hungry syrup pig at the free pancake buffet."
• "Fawful says farewell to all your fink-rat faces forever!"
• "I have... DARKNESS!"
• "Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪"
• "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
• "Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
• "You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
• "Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
• "Bowser keeps apearing like an ugly rabbit from the hat of a magician who stinks!"

Kamek

• "Hey! What did you feed Bowser, you creepy little weasel!?"
• "That oughta fix you up."

Midbus

• "You. You no longer needed. You taste defeat."
• "I HAVE NO TASTE!"
• "Go be trashy in this trash hole with this trash robot forever!"
• "WHAT!? No one pressed 'dance'! You are broken!"

Starlow

• "Hello Yello!"
• "Yello Good-bye!"
• "THEY'RE COMING BACK!" (Before the fight with Kretin begins)
• " That's a great atittude!"
• "Sorry I'm late! This castle's huge!"
• "Look! There's a reaction in Bowser's Stomach!"