List of Wario: Master of Disguise quotes

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This is a list of quotes from Wario: Master of Disguise.

Count Cannoli

• "I blow through like the gentlest breeze, then steal in with the greatest of ease!"
• "Think I'm a threat? I'd have to concur! Lock your doors! I'm the Silver Zephyr!"
• "Now...to business! What a luxurious ship! I shall steal its most dazzling treasures!"
• "Oh, my aching... Who...who are you?"
• "Oh! And that's MY wand! Give it back! Relinquish it NOW!"
• "Star? No! You're nobody! Hey! Don't wave that!"
• "P-Purple Wind?! You're a thief, too?"
• "HA! I'm superior to you! Even without that wand!"
• "Wait, no! Oh, my wand! Come back! I really didn't mean it!"
• "H-Hey! What a foul man! Bring back my wand!"
• "Oh, I'll strike when you least expect it...thief!"

Goodstyle

• "Ah, not so hard, sir! Old Goodstyle begs you!"
• "Oh, my! A NEW master! At your service, sir!"
• "AH, yes, my new master! And I am known as...Goodstyle!"
• "With merely a wave and a flourish, I've remade all of my masters!"
• "Oh, I've changed paupers into princes! And I've turned zeroes into heroes!"
• "I've even helped many former masters, such as HIM, turn into a master thief!"
• "So whoever you really want to be... Goodstyle is at your service!"
• "Ah, but I've jabbered so. Let me simply show you!"
• "Good day, sir! Care to learn the secrets of thievery? Check out how to suit up. Oh! Check! So funny!"
• "When disguised as Thief Wario, you can leap to tremendous heights, much like a cat burglar!"
• "You should leap at every opportunity that comes your way! Your acrobatics are as quick as my puns!"
• "You also possess a power that's rare among thieves: assault and battery! Fits you well, sir!"
• "Bash anything that gets in your way! Put the "break" into breaking and entering!"
• "If you ever need me to explain this all again, simply pause the action! I'll be delighted to assist!"
• "But do you know how to open it?"
• "What a novel way for a thief to open chests!"
• "But it won't work, sir. They're too tough."
• "Go get a closer look. I'll help pry it open."
• "Indeed! I'll always tell you when we can begin."
• "I'll use a picture to keep it short and sweet!"
• "See? We're ready! Touch it to start!"

Narrator

• "We join Wario as he's searching his...er, mind...for ways to get rich."
• "Our unlikely hero is about to be struck by inspiration from TV..."
• "Ah, poor guy. And isn't that just the problem! Wario still isn't rich."
• "A popular TV show about a master thief comes on the air..."
• "In this show, a somewhat ordinary fellow walks up to a luxury liner..."
• "Though Wario was trash-talking the TV thief, he really was insanely jealous."
• "Wario keeps watching, drooling at the thought of being a master thief."
• "And then it happened! The thief transformed! Wario drooled even more!"
• "Yes, Wario had come up with one of his...er, brilliant ideas."
• "Wario enters his secret HQ...er, back room, to make something."
• "What a racket! What in the world is this idea Wario's come up with?"

Wario

• "Bah! No treasure leads on the news!"
• "Hmmm? What's this?"
• "Who's this thief? This show looks good! Good way to kill an hour, at least!"
• "This chump is a thief?"
• "How's he gonna steal anything if he's dressed like such a bonehead?"
• "Bah! I want in on the action! This guy ain't worthy!"
• "Blech! What is this?! Amateur hour? If only... Yeah!! I got an idea!"
• "I'm a genius! I'm so good I scare myself!"
• "Yeah! It's done!!"
• "Ta-dah!"
• "If that moron can be on TV, so can I! I was born to be on the boob tube!"
• "Behold the Telmet!"
• "Television! Teleportin'! And, uh, it's a helmet."
• "Let's fire this baby up!"
• "It's meeee! On TeeeVeeee!"
• "Whadda entrance! And for my big break in TV, too!"
• "It worked! I'm a genius! I'm on that dork's show!"
• "Hey, and ain't THAT extra-lucky! That Silver Heifer guy dropped his wand!"
• "Don't know what this wand is good for, but at least I can scratch my back with it!"
• "Or wait...it's good for somethin', right, shmancy-pants?"
• "Who am I? ME?! I'm the star of this here show now...Wario!"
• "Do I gotta beat it into your head? I'm Wario!"
• "Wow! A talking wand! And it calls ME sir?!"
• "Check out these duds! Now all's I need is a fancy name like the Silver Zipper..."
• "Umm... Lemme see, I could be... No, that's not it. Maybe... Ha! Got it!!"
• "The Purple Wind! Yes! Silent but deadly!"
• "Good! Cuz you're not getting Goodstyle back!"
• "Ah, bug off already! OK, Goodstyle..."
• "Now that I'm all geared up, let's bust this ship open!"
• "My first chest!"
• "This Purple Wind stuff is already paying off!"
• "Wha-! Oh, Goodstyle... It's you."
• "These puny chests? I'll smash 'em open!"
• "Then what do I gotta do?"
• "Close enough for ya?"