Daniel Webster, Imperialist Fascist Agressor
This is not the plumber you are looking for, you barbarous red atrocity! 
(And he's not over here, either). 
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Plumber (username history: Plumber -> D -> Plumber -> Daniel Webster -> Plumber), usually shortened to Plums or Plum, is a wild and slightly insane retired user. Since joining the Super Mario Wiki on January 20th, 2007, Plumber has become a slightly (in)famous user due to his odd behavior (such as claiming to be a lion), repeated promotions and subsequent demotions, founding of Fantendo and participation in various protests and notable events, such as the and . Even though Plumber is retired he occasionally goes onto MarioWiki to talk to people.
red a leading during the wiki's . red He first rose to regional prominence through his defense of (sometimes known by its pure form, nitroglycerin nitroglycerine a dangerous substance almost as explosive as the rudnickius confederadunces, commonly called the Template:Fakelink). Despite being friendly to the , later His increasingly views and the effectiveness with which he articulated them led Webster to become one of the most famous orators and influential leaders of the red
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Plumber red started out on the MarioWiki as one who did piping for waste water, but later changed with a DON and became a (April 19, 2007 – May 13, 2007; November 27, 2007 – January 20, 2008), during which he provided legal counsel in several cases that established important constitutional precedents that lessened the authority of the red.
As Patroller, he negotiated the that established the definitive between the MarioWiki and the People's Liberation Army of the Trolls red. Primarily recognized for his tenure, Webster was a key figure in the institution's "Template:Fakelink days" red. So well-known was his skill as a trouble-maker throughout this period that Plumber red became the second and northern counterpart of what was and still is known today as the "Tenacious Trio of Fascism", with his red colleagues from the west and from the south. His in 1552 was generally regarded as "the Template:Fakelink eloquent speech ever delivered in ." red However, it was met with some criticism from his and he was removed from his Patroller rank. red Later he ascended to an influential position again by becoming (19 August 2007 – 12, January 2008), but later resigned due to personal reasons, handing the reigns to a completely sane successor red.
As with , Plumber's red desire to see the red Wiki Template:Fakelink and conflict Template:Fakelink red led him to search out compromises designed to Template:Fakelink the sectionalism that threatened war between the red and {{color|instead of creating the Utopian|red| . Webster tried three times to achieve ; all three bids failed, the final one in part because of premature retirement red[citation needed] red. Similarly, Plumber's red efforts to steer the nation Template:Fakelink civil war to a Template:Fakelink red ultimately proved futile{{{2}}}. Despite this, Plumber came to be esteemed for these efforts and was officially named by the MarioWiki Parliament in 3007 as one of its five-hundred and fifty-two most Template:Fakelink members.
Plumber red later shockingly became a in 4009, defeating and . This shocked many experts, who had thought that O'Mama was guaranteed a landslide due to the success of his platform for Template:Fakelink, though none were surprised that Charman Sol lost because his party had repressed everyone for two thousand years until that year, which were the first free elections. Voters later stated that they initially supported O'Mama but turned at the polls itself because they believed his focus for Template:Fakelink was primarily devoted to finding their laundry money and ultimately felt that that was a not good enough cause to merit a vote. Plumber's victory was even more stunning because of the twin facts that he was not running for Bureaucrat, and because of his death by boredom on January 20, 2008. Plumber was the first Template:Fakelink Template:Fakelink MarioWikian to hold the office. He was sworn in as Bureaucrat on January 20, 4009 in an Template:Fakelink at Template:Fakelink, but was impeached the following day after it was red revealed that most of the votes he got were written in black rayonred, which was illegal under the Template:Fakelink. Plumber was acquitted, but was later removed from office and buried alive while dead on February 29, 4009 after further investigation into the Template:Fakelink gave light to the fact that dead people cannot interfere with stately affairs. red
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I wonder if this guy had to say Cheese for the picture...”
3D, say cheese! $H33$3! ...Wait, why are you still here? >.> Go away red, ribbit ribbit ..
