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[23:00] Plumber gives Xzelion the plans to kill ralphfan
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[23:00] Plumber insists that this is entirely coincidental
[23:00] Plumber LOL
[23:00] Crash lolol
[23:00] Xzelion takes the plans to kill ralphfan and hides it
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[23:01] Crash whistles suspiciously
Ever imagine a story, comic, and other idiotic stuff people do on one page? That's this page, right here. 
The Dumb Plum
Yup. I'm the most original person in the world. So original, that I'm original. Very original, might I add? Anyways, I'm making an original thing that no one has ever thought up of before. A story. Now, I bet the title was misleading, huh? No? Shush.
The story is about someone (most likely me), who goes mad Don Quixote-style (reading too many books about knights, then thinking he is a knight), only that the person plays Mario games instead and thinks he is a plumber of the Mushroom Kingdom. He goes on many adventures, accompanied by allies (YOU, Signup on talk page) and facing "enemies" (Mostly normal people forced to defend themselves against the crazy heroes.)
Again, signup is at the talk page
Prologue
Once upon a time in The City, there was a really strange plumber. Being a plumber was his destiny, as he was even named Plumber by his parents because they wanted him to become a plumber since plumbers smell bad, so he would have to shower often, which would bother Plumber quite a bit, and he would move out. Their master plan worked. However, Plumber found work to be rather dull, so he started playing Mario games. Instantly, he compared himself to Mario, and started playing the games day and night, even daring to join the Super Mario Wiki, a society of Mario gamers.
However, as the years went on, his sane mind began to dwindle every time he played a game. One day, his mind snapped, and, thinking he was a heroic plumber such as Mario who was named PLUMs, who lived in Toad Town, which was in the Mushroom Kingdom, which was in the Mushroom World, which was on the Mushroom Planet, which was in the Mushroom Galaxy, which was in the Marioverse, which was in the Extended Marioverse, when he was actually an average plumber in The City, which was in The County, which was in The State, which was in the Country, which was in The Continent, which was on The Planet, which was on The Solar System, which was in The Galaxy, which was in The Universe of Cheese, he started with his car, and sped at 90mph to right wrongs and save princesses.
This is his story, obviously.
Chapter 1: The Start of Idiotic Adventures
PLUMs was looking to right wrongs, but he hadn’t seen any yet, after passing through multiple angry mobs, kidnappings, drug dealers, terrorist attacks, and sightings of the Tails Doll. He was beginning to think this was harder than he had thought, when he saw an Evil Guy throw a cupcake away.
“WASTE OF A GOOD CUPCAKE! Surrender, evildoer!”, said PLUMs, kicking his victim in the rear, which sent the poor Evil Guy tumbling down to the cement.
“WHY, I’M GONNA-“ Screamed Evil Guy, right before he got hit in the head with a giant block that a fellow known as The Great Gonzo, who was secretly there, but dreaming about cheese, and so angry when he was awakened that he decided to attack the ugliest thing in sight, conjured up from the sky, which was the color of Green Cheese that day.
“Hey Plumber, what are you doing? I haven’t seen you at the wiki lately.” asked Gonzo, curiosly.
The Super Mario Wiki was accessed from the computer, but some members such as Gonzo and the idiot PLUMs knew each other in real life.
“It’s PLUMs, Gonzo, and all I want to know is how you made that block fall from the sky, since it would help me on my adventure to save Princess Pauline,” said PLUMs, who had decided to save a random person that he remembered previously in his life.
“Since I’m a sysop, I can block people.”
“Ah, so that is a block. How can I do it?”
“You aren’t a sysop, so you can’t”
“Nothing is impossible for the great PLUMs, hero of the Mushroom Kingdom! I WILL /block Gonzo RIGHT NOW!”, said PLUMs, and to everyone’s amazement, a block fell from the sky and crushed Gonzo. “Hahaha,” said PLUMs, “I bet no one ever tried ‘’that’’ before.”
“Oww………”, said Gonzo, climbing out from under the block. “I didn’t know normal people could do that. It must be a glitch. Er, did you just say you were a hero of the Mushroom Kingdom?”
“Yes, that is my location currently. What business do you have in the Mushroom Kingdom, Gonzo?”
“We are in The City, not the Mushroom Kingdom.”
“Don’t bother me with details, you can have an autograph if you want.”
“What?”
“HEAD ASPLOSION.”
“What?”
“HEAD ASPLOSION.”
“What?”
“HEAD ASPLOSION.”
“What?”
“HEAD ASPLOSION.”
“What?”
“What?”
“What?”
“What ‘What?’”
“What ‘What “What?”’”
“Head Explosion?”
“No, it’s ‘HEAD ASPLOSION’.”
“What?”
“HEAD ASPLOSION.”
“What?”
“We were talking about some good ‘ol CHEESE, that’s what.”
“YA RLY?”
“RLY.”
“NO WAI.”
“YES WAI.”
“NO WAI”
“YES WAI.”
“NO, RLY?”
“YA, RLY.”
“SRSLY?”
“I’M T2LY SRS.”
“COOL.”
“ARE WE YELLING?”
“YA WAI”
“NO WAI”
“YA WAI”
“RLY?”
“T2LY.”
“Cool.”
“YA WAI.”
“…”, said a piece of cheese.
“How can you say ‘…’, cheese??”
“I just can. Deal with it.”
“Who’s talking?”
“I am now.”
“But who are you?”
“I am me, stupid.”
“But who am I?”
“You are you”
“How is the cheese talking?”
“Dude, just accept the fact that I talk.”
“Aha! So the one before me was the cheese, huh?”
“No, I was messing with you, whoever you are.”
“That’s not funny.”
This rather boring conversation went on for numerous hours, until PLUMs saw a hooded figure walk across the street.
“Shhh…..It’s a Magikoopa in disguise.”, said PLUMs.
“No, that’s HK-47,” replied Gonzo.
“Tails Doll,” said Hk.
“No no, it is an imposter,” whispered PLUMs. “It isn’t Hk at all.”
“Tails Doll,” said Hk.
“Quiet Gonzo, before he notices us.”
“He already did?”
“Who?”
“Hk.”
“Tails Doll.”
“I CAN’T TAKE THE PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!” shouted PLUMs as he dove and knocked Hk to the ground.
“Tails Doll,” said Hk as he was being knocked to the floor. Then he said it again.
“Stop, Plumber!” said Gonzo as he dove in to stop the fight. “It’s Hk, see?”
“Tails Doll.”
“Really? Oops, Kamek must have put a curse that makes my mind confuse two things.”
“Kamek isn’t real. Just ask Hk.”
“Tails Doll”
“Is Kamek Real, Hk?”
“Tails Doll”
“See, Gonzo? Hk said Kamek IS real, didn’t you, Hk?”
“Tails Doll”
“So that’s that, Gonzo, and-“
“Tails Doll”
“Quiet Hk,” said Gonzo.
“Tails Doll”
“Anyways, you guys are welcome to join my quest to rescue Princess Pauline.”, said PLUMs.
“I’ll join, but only to keep an eye on you,” said Gonzo. “Hk, will you join?”
“Tails Doll”
“Good,” said PLUMs. “Every hero needs a few sidekicks.”
Then the trio of “heroes” went into the cars of PLUMs and Gonzo, Gonzo steering his car, and Hk steering PLUMs’ car since no one trusted Plumber to drive.
“Tails Doll.”
“Stop, Hk,” said Gonzo.
“Tails Doll.”
“I said stop.”
But it wasn’t Hk who had said that “Tails Doll”. No no, it was PLUMs, and he had a good reason for it.
The reason was that “Hk” had lifted up his hood to reveal his true form: the Tails Doll.
“Can you feel the sunshine?” asked the Tails Doll, who had just ate the Cheese that was talking in the boring conversation earlier and had snuck aboard the car.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” screamed PLUMs and Gonzo, who had just quoted 3dejong.
Chapter 2: The Equipment
“IT’S THE TAILS DOLL!” screamed PLUMs in horror.
“Muwhahahaahaha,” said the Tails Doll in a monotone voice.
“BLOCK!” shouted Gonzo. A large block which bore a “Sorry, but to use any more blocks, you must intert a quarter into the slot.” fell from the sky, crushing both cars and the Tails Doll’s right arm. Gonzo franticly looked for the slot, but realized it was out of order.
“You think that can defeat me?” said the Tails Doll in a monotone voice. “I’M INVINCIBLE!”
“Give up Tails Doll. We win,” said Gonzo.
“It’s only a scratch.”
“What? Your whole arm has been torn off?!?”
“It’s only a flesh wound.”
“Actually, looks more like a stuffing wound, to me.”
“Quiet, PLUMs. Now, give up Tails Doll, or die.”
“Never!”
“Darn, I hoped you wouldn’t say that,” said Gonzo. “Retreat to get supplies!”
Gonzo and PLUMs ran into the nearest police car they found.
“So, Mr. Cheep-Cheep, where will you take us?” cried PLUMs.
“I don’t rip people off, and the name’s Elite Yoshi. I’m going to go GET A DOGHNUT.”
“Is that by the Armory?” asked PLUMs.
“Armory?”
“You know, where armor is.”
“He means the Grocery Store,” said Gonzo, nervously. There weren’t any armories around these days.
“No, I’m going to the UltimateShop to get my doughnut.” “Sorry, but I can’t allow you to do that, Mr. Cheep Cheep,” said PLUMs. “You lack proper training. As a hero, I shall do it for you.”
“Huh? Uh, I can get it by myself, thanks.”
“Please let me do my duty, or I will attack you for obstructing justice,” said PLUMs as he grabbed Elite Yoshi’s leg.
“What? Get off, you creep!” said Elite Yoshi, kicking him away. A fight broke out. PLUMs was hit squarely on his nose. Enrage, he grabbed Elite Yoshi and started slapping his belly. However, Tails Doll soon broke into the car, which sent it crashing into the nearest General Store. PLUMs immediately grabbed the Tails Doll and threw it at Elite Yoshi, who fell.
“Gonzo, help me find the clothing section”
“There isn’t one. This is a store that sells junk”
“Darn,” said PLUMs as he got punched in the face by Elite Yoshi, who has just thrown the Tails Doll out the store. “I’ll just get my weapons then.” As he ran towards the “Accessories Aisle”, looking for a Hammer, Elite Yoshi began to call reinforcements. “Aha,” PLUMs cried as he found a toilet plunger “A fine hammer. And look, some bob-ombs!”, he said as he took some balls. “And some mushrooms, yes yes,” he said after getting some moldy cheese. “Now it is time to go to the other store.”
“Excuse me,” said the store manager, “but I expect you to pay for this.”
“I can assure you, there is a big Yoshi running around that is to blame farewell!” cried PLUMs as he and Gonzo ran into the next store.
“Hello there, I am HK-47 runner of this fine clothing store. I assume you would like to buy something, Mr. Great Gonzales?”
“What? This isn’t a clothing store. And call me Xzelion, I seem to have forgotten to tell Plumber that.”
“Fine Xzelion. Would you like any fine clothing from this clothing store?”
“This isn’t a clothing store.”
“Well, if it isn’t a clothing store, why are there toy cars lying all over the floor?”
“Because it’s a store dealing in accessories and other junk.”
“You make me sad, telling me what my store is. If it isn’t a clothing store, why does it have ‘The Best Clothing Store of 2003’ award?” “That says ‘The Strangest Store of 2003’.”
“What? Can’t you read? It clearly says ‘The Best Clothing Store of 2003’.”
“Stop being stupid.”
“You stop acting like an idiot.”
PLUMs went to another store while they were arguing. He looked through all of the clothes, and decided to go with some sunglasses, a blue hat and shirt, and red overalls. He also decided not to shave. He proudly walked out of the store before the owner stopped him.
“You have to pay for that,” said the store owner, Bigguy, who PLUMs believed to be a Sumo Bro.
“Avast villain! I’ll have you know I won these fine clothes thirty years ago in a contest!” said PLUMs, hitting the unfortunate shop owner in the noggin. He then proceeded to go back to the store, but was stopped by Elite Yoshi and his reinforcements, Parayoshi, YellowYoshi398, Purple Yoshi, Wayoshi, Yoshi Mastar, l337Yoshi, and Mr. SFDIOJOSDIJFIOSDjFIOSJOIDFSJOIDS. Of course, PLUMs mistook them all for Lakitus with Potatoes.
“POTATOOOOOOOO. POTATOOOOOOO. POTATOOOOOOOOOOO,” said PLUMs eerily. This drove away almost everyone who had the word ‘Yoshi’ in part of their name, since they realized they were dealing with something way beyond their level, leaving only Mr. SFDIOJOSDIJFIOSDjFIOSJOIDFSJOIDS and YellowYoshi398, who had been attracted by the mention of potatoes.
“Heh, you can’t beat me,” said Mr. SFDIOJOSDIJFIOSDjFIOSJOIDFSJOIDS, kicking PLUMs into the General Store.
Suddenly, the Tails Doll crashed through the store, knocking Mr. SFDIOJOSDIJFIOSDjFIOSJOIDFSJOIDS into a trashcan. “Can you feel the sunshine?” it asked.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, IT’S THE ULTIMATE EVIL!!!” screamed Hk. “Tails Doll. Tails Doll. Tails Doll.”
“MUWHAHAHAHAHA,” screamed the Tails Doll as it cut apart Hk. But Mr. SFDIOJOSDIJFIOSDjFIOSJOIDFSJOIDS managed to detonate a bomb, destroying the store with a huge explosion.
YellowYoshi398, was searching through the rubble to see where Mr. SFDIOJOSDIJFIOSDjFIOSJOIDFSJOIDS was. He was searching for a while, until a giant Koopa Paratroopa grabbed him and carried him away to the fierce The Desert, where it was very hot and barren.
Chapter 3: The Desert
“Hmmm, that was rough, wasn’t it, Xzelion?” said PLUMs. But Xzelion was nowhere to be found. Nor was The City. PLUMs was in the middle of the desert. “O noes, I have lost my company” said PLUMs in sadness. He began to crawl slowly around the desert, hoping to find water.
After a few hours, he spotted what seemed to be YellowYoshi398 fighting an enormous Koopa Paratroopa.
“You are my lunch,” screamed the Pigeon.
“AAAAAAAAgh! Who ARE you?” screamed YellowYoshi398
“I am….SUPERTROOPA!!!!!!!!! I come from the Mushroom Kingdom!”
“The Mushroom Kingdom? Can you direct me to it, please?” asked PLUMs, butting in to the conversation.
“Uhhh…….. it’s over somewhere far away, not really sure. But it sure is there,” said Supertroopa.
“Can you guys help me find it?”
“Why not?” Supertroopa and YellowYoshi398 said, forgetting they were fighting earlier.
“Where am I?” asked Xzelion. There was no one around. He was atop a rugged mountain in the middle of a desert, the same desert PLUMs and Co. were in, however, it was actually not a desert, but the summit of an extremely tall mountain, which was so wide that it seemed like a desert when it actually was the summit of an extremely tall mountain, as mentioned previously, which was located on an island, which consisted of only the extremely tall mountain that was mentioned before and a lush rainforest that spanned out for miles, which was in the sea. ‘’Well, I wonder where I am…. there isn’t anything in sight that’s living…. except for that Circus over there that was being attacked by the DBDS Bandits and was being defended by Super mario97.’’
“Super mario97 no more! I transform into……….SILVER MARIO!!!!!!!!!” shouted Super mario97 Silver Mario as he turned into a silver Mario-esque figure on a floating surfboard. “ATTACK!” he shouted as he sent an energy wave at Dry Bones, knocking him away.
“You OK, DB? Speak ta me! SPEAK TA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.” cried PLDS.
“This is getting good,” said Xzelion. “I wonder why my bros. are even here, though.”
“More refreshments, sir?” asked Miss Magic Boo, who was raised by Boos, even though she was a human, though none if this is very important to the story, and Petals, who was a lady, not a flower, at the same time, who happened to have given Xzelion some popcorn and soda since he was hungry and thirsty watching the fight between his bros.
“No thanks, I’m full.”
“I’m dying,” said Mr. SFDIOJOSDIJFIOSDjFIOSJOIDFSJOIDS, who was in a lush rainforest inconveniently located right next to Hk and the Tails Doll, who were both too weak to move.
“So am I, Mr. SFDIOJOSDIJFIOSDjFIOSJOIDFSJOIDS,” said Hk.
“How do you know my name?” asked Mr. SFDIOJOSDIJFIOSDjFIOSJOIDFSJOIDS.
“I guessed,” replied Hk, rubbing a dusty lamp. Suddenly, a genie came out of it.
“I am Taj the Genie. What do you want?”
“Nothing, really,” said Hk. “Why were you in that lamp?”
“All genies live in lamps.”
“But you were in a modern electrical lamp, not an ancient lamp.”
“So? Stop bothering me about where I live. I’m just going to make all of you guys come together for some quality time.”
Suddenly, Hk and Mr. SFDIOJOSDIJFIOSDjFIOSJOIDFSJOIDS disappeared. The Tails Doll suddenly sprang up. “What’s happening? Why is everything so big?” said Hk, though the voice came from the Tails Doll.
“I merged your soul with the Tails Doll’s soul.” replied Taj.
“Why?”
“You were bothering me. In Twelve hours, you two will be completely fused.”
“Where did Mr. SFDIOJOSDIJFIOSDjFIOSJOIDFSJOIDS go?”
“I randomly made him fuse with that Evil Guy from Chapter One.” “Why?”
“I was bored.”
“Oh.”
3dejong was barely alive, though his companion, Max2, was all fine and healthy since he was immortal. 3D wished he was immortal like Max, but was glad that he wasn’t reduced to insanity like his companion Knife/Spike/Sword/Needle/Pin due to the heat.They were crawling through the desert, when they saw PLUMs and Co.
“Waaaaaaaaa……………..” said 3D.
“Waa waa?” asked PLUMs.
“Waa waa who?”
“Waa waa who woo?”
“Waa waa who woo wha?”
“Waa waa who woo wha wat?”
“Waa waa who woo wha wat water?”
“Ah, yes, water. Do you have some?”
“WATERWATEREDOIFJSOI!” screamed Spike.
“WAHWAHWAHWAHAHAHAWATERRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…..” mumbled YellowYoshi398, who’s mind had also fallen victim of the heat.
PLUMs took Needle’s strangeness as some sort of war declaration, and immediately smacked him with his hammer that was actually a toilet plunger. Sword pulled out many spikey weapons, however, collapsed into a heap of exhaustion.
“Hmmmmm…. shall we venture together, then?” asked PLUMs, who realized that maybe he could eat Max if he needed to later.
“Yes yes, let’s just find some WATEEEERrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr………” said 3D.
And the six heroes set off towards a mountain, the same mountain where Xzelion and Co. were, however, none of them actually knew that.
Chapter 4: The Carlos Diner
As our six idiots ventured forth into the mountain where Xzelion was, they spotted an old water tower. Since they were slowly dying of thirst, they decided that maybe they could get some water there.
“Ok, just leave this to me,” said Max2.
“Why should I leave this to you? My whole life has been devoted to breaking into water towers,” said 3D.
“Has not.”
“Oh yeah? I graduated from Water Tower Break-In University with a 4.0 after getting a scholarship there from being on my Water-Towers-Must-Die-High Water Tower Destroyer team. Everyone in my family has been Water Tower Destroyers since the Middle Ages. It’s our destiny.”
“….Fine…”
“Okay, lets see, I’ll need something powerful,” said 3D, who had just spotted the fight between Silver Mario and The DBS Bandits. “That shiny board should work, go get it Needle.”
Needle climbed down and went to PLDS, who was lamenting over DB’s defeat. “Hey, gimme the board,” said Knife.
“Oh, DB, WHY WHYHYHYYYYYY!”
“Hey, can you give me the board already, you don’t have anything else to do,” said Knife.
“*sobsobsob*”
“Ahem…”
“WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!”
“Hey, shut up already and give me the board!” shouted Sword.
“Whyyyyyyyyyyy………..”
“Because I need it now,” said Knife.
“Whyyyyyyyyywhwywhy do the good die youngggggggg……”
Seeing that this was pointless, Knife decided to sneak behind Silver Mario and steal his board. Right before he grabbed it, Silver Mario turned around.
“Hey! Get away from me!”
“I’m not anywhere near you. I can’t even see you, I’m so far away,” retorted Needle.
“You’re right in front of me, doofus.”
“Okay, no one calls me doofus, If I could see you, I would knock your lights out!” shouted Sword as he jumped onto the board.
“Hey, get off!”
“Never! You’re lucky I can’t see you, or you would be long gone by now!”
“Get off me you idiot!” shouted Silver. Hmmm, maybe I could ram that water tower to get him off. Silver rammed the water tower with all his might, but nothing happened. “Just get off of me,” he yelled as he threw Sword at the Water Tower, puncturing it. Suddenly, it flooded the whole canyon.
“Noo, what’s happening!” yelled 3D.
“I don’t know!” shouted Max.
“LOOK OUT!”
“Hmmmmm…….”
“Where are we?”
“I don’t know, but Bean died.”
“Bean was never with us.”
“Yes. She. Was.”
“Oh, civilization! I’ve been lost in these tunnels for years!”
“Who are you?”
“I forget.”
“Where are we?”
“I can’t see anything?”
“Why do our eyes glow in the dark?”
“Hey, Mister Person with the scary monster eyes, this is our scene.”
“GRARGH.”
“Uh oh.”
“Where are we?”
“You’ve asked before, now shut up.”
“I can’t hear you!”
“Then why did you respond, idiot!”
“Yeah, why did you respond?”
“I saw your mouth move.”
“Liar!”
“Yeah, no one can see anything!”
“Well, I smelled someone’s bad breath so I assumed they were talking.”
“You were wrong.”
“Yeah, I can’t smell anything.”
“Ooh, I smell something now.”
“Me too.”
“It looks like it’s coming from Mister Monster.”
“Hey Mister Monster, your breath REEKS!”
“GROAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!”
“Mister Monster, identify yourself.”
“GAR I’M A LION!”
“Oh, it’s just Plumber.”
“GAR I’M GOING TO EAT YOU UP!”
“Hey, I never knew Plumber’s beard felt so fuzzy.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Let me feel it. Oo, it feels like a lion mane.”
“A lion mane, huh? Plumber sure is a method actor!”
“Ok, lets try to get out of here.”
“How did we even get into these tunnels?”
“I bet the water washed us in here.”
“Okay, everyone here, say your name. I’ll start. Max.”
“What happened to Max?”
“I’m Max, I’m starting the count off.”
“Oh, I get it.”
“Now say your name.”
“Wait, what count off?”
“I’m going to say my name now, it-“
“Hey, I had dibs!”
“No you didn’t!”
“GAR I HAVE DIBS ON YOUR RIBS!”
“Okay, we know Plumber and Max are here. I’m YY.”
“Okay, then, I’m Supertroopa.”
“The name’s Xzelion.”
“Xzelion? How did you get here?”
“There was this great big wall of water, and…”
“Shut up, it’s my turn you idiot.”
“Hey! Who are you to talk to me like that!”
“Silver Mario.”
“Oh hi bro.”
“Wait, who said that, it wasn’t Xzelion…”
“PLDS here.”
“Hey, why were you two fighting before.”
“We were practicing for our circus show, but DB died so our circus is ruined now because it was a three-man show.”
“I’m OK.”
“DB?”
“What?”
“Yay, you’re alive!”
“Okay, talk later, there are six people here at least.”
“Well, if you count the six of us, plus Xzelion, PLDS, Silver, and DB, we have ten.”
“Don’t forget Mister Monster and the guy who’s been here for years.”
“Yes, I’ve been lost in these tunnels for years. Could you get that lion out of here?”
“That’s just Plumber. Who are you?”
“KPH2293. And get the lion out, it’s hard enough with you guys here.”
“Oh hi KPH. That’s Plumber, we’ve told you.”
“GAR I’M GOING TO BITE YOUR ARM!”
“OW! MISTER MONSTER BIT ME!”
“Wait, Mister Monster is the Lion Guy? I thought that was Plumber.”
“Guys, these tunnels are full of talking lions with scary eyes.”
“How would you know?”
“I’ve been here for years…..”
“Oh, sorry KPH, thought you were someone else.”
“Guys, I think I’m bleeding.”
“Who’s the bleeding man?”
“I’m 3D. This really hurts you know! We should get out of here before the lion bites us again.”
“But first we should know who’s here. Let’s see… Max, YY, Xzelion, PLDS, Silver, DB, KPH, Supertroopa, and 3D.”
“Is that everyone? If your name was not called, say ‘I’.”
Silence.
“Okay, everyone’s here.”
“What about Sword and Plumber?”
“Oh, they’re not really important.”
“OW HE BIT ME AGAIN!”
“Hey Defusoe, the packs here. Ooh, some weaklings to feast on.”
“GAR GUYS MY PACK IS GOING TO EAT YOU!”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
“Hmmm…” said Plumber.
“Where are we?” said Knife.
“You’re in what was once a great restaurant. And you’re going to get sued by me for destroying it with your man-made flood,” said TheGreatBlockyBoo.
“Darnit, you saw us,” they said in unison.
“I sure did. You people are SICK.”
“Well, I think that flood gave me a little cold…” said Knife.
“Excuse me. I am Aquaman. I must say that my flood technique to destroy Megatron and Cobra-Commander met with their small flood and made a giant flood, which destroyed your diner. If I hadn’t done that, your diner would still be standing. I’m sorry, it’s all my fault.”
“So you were in on the scheme too, huh? Buddy! You guys are going to do manual labor for YEARS for me!”
“I would be too pleased to do so as I am a great superhero, though those two seem to be hijacking someone’s car to escape.”
“HEY, THAT’S MY CAR! GIVE IT BACK!”
“No chance, Carlos!” yelled Plumber.
“That’s not my name!” yelled TheGreatBlockyBoo as he sped behind them in Aquaman’s Lame-Mo-Bile.
“I’ll just wait here until you come back then, Carlos!” shouted Aquaman, who was still at the diner.
“It’s Superchao-I mean, oh forget it!” yelled TGBB as he disappeared behind a cloud of dust.
“Hey Plumber.”
“What?”
“Carlos is chasing us!” yelled Bean.
“Bean, you were in Carlos’ car?”
“Yeah.”
“I thought you died, Bean,” Knife said.
“Yeah, so did I,” said Plumber.
“Hey, look, we’re actually on a mountain summit!”
“Well, I wish you would’ve told me that before I went off the cliff!” said Plumber. “Shotgun always tells the driver what to do!”
“Well, I guess I screwed up!”
“Carlos is still chasing us!”
“Wow, he jumped the cliff in his car too! Carlos is a brave man.”
“Hey, look at those ants running out from some tunnels in the caves below.”
“Yeah, I can see Max’s huge head.”
“Max is down there?”
“No, that’s what they want you to think.”
“Ohhh.”
“I’ll get you!” yelled TGBB.
“You wish, Carlos, you wish!” said Plumber as the car crashed into a tree. The resulting explosion sent everyone, including the survivors of the Lion Incident, who led to the tree by a plot device, careening into the air, except for Carlos, all landing a part of the steaming jungle.
“Oh hi everyone,” said Knife, who was hanging from a tree.
“Supertroopa and 3D got eaten,” said Max, tears streaming down his face.
“That’s a shame,” said Knife.
“I don’t know where KPH, DB and my bros are either,” said Xzelion, who was stuck in some bushes.
“Well, at least you didn’t get chased by a man named Carlos,” said Plumber, who was neck-deep in quicksand.
“Yeah, that was pure torture,” said Knife.
“It sure was,” agreed Plumber, as he sunk deeper.
“Hey, I just noticed that I’m stuck in quick sand,” said Max.
“That’s a shame,” said Knife.
“It sure is,” said Plumber.
“You’re stuck too, Plumber,” Max pointed out.
“Liar.”
“Not lying.”
“Then why are your pants on fire?”
“I don’t have any pants on!”
“Yeah, they burned down already,” said Plumber, who was starting to get quicksand in his mouth.
“Hi there, I’m Minus World,” said Minus World as he pulled Plumber to safety.
“Oh hi there,” said Xzelion, who then fell on Knife, and they both fell to the ground.
“You’re lucky I saved you,” said MW.
“Oh, it was nothing, really,” said Plumber.
“I’m supposed to say that.”
“What?”
“Never mind.”
“Hey, Minus World, can you help me?” said Max, as he sunk deeper into the quicksand. “I’m stuck!”
“That’s a shame,” said MW.
“Why… how could you be so SELFISH?” Plumber shouted. “You should be punished! And you will be.” Plumber pushed MW into the quicksand.
“Help, I’m stuck!” MW cried.
“That’s a shame,” said Xzelion.
As the group of three headed onward, they realized that Bean was gone.
“Bean died in the tunnel,” said Xzelion. “Someone told me.”
“That’s a shame,” said Knife.
“No, she was in the car with us,” said PLUMs.
“Maybe she was a hallucination,” said Xzelion.
“That seems likely,” said Bean.
“I bet she was a hallucination all along and never really existed,” said Knife.
“Quite so,” said Plumber. “Oh, hi Bean.”
“Hi guys. I finally found you!” said Bean.
“Shut up, I’m not going to fall for your hallucination tricks,” said Sword proudly.
“Fine then,” Bean cried as she disappeared.
“Is it them, Murzim?” asked Murzon.
“It is….”
“I can’t believe they left us here,” said Max.
“That’s a shame.”
“You got left behind too, remember?”
“That’s a shame.”
“Can you feel the sunshine?”
“No. Actually, Mr. Doll, it seemed to have hidden behind the clouds as soon as you arrived.”
“Does it brighten up your day?”
“Not really.”
“That’s a shame,” said Saudy Doll as he drew out a scythe and attempted to cut them to ribbons.
“Hey guys, look, a ship!” shouted Xzelion.
“It’s filled to the brim with evil. We must sink it,” said Plumber, as they hid in a crate to get smuggled aboard.
“Why am I here…in this place…surrounded by idiots…..” said Xzelion.
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Troll Tragedies
This is a new comic series, told from both the Trolls point of view, and the users point of view. It shows the trolls' past attempts at trying to cause damage to the wiki. Frustrated with the failures of his minions, the Mastermind Troll decides to eliminate the Super Mario Wiki once and for all. Sign-up here.
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Clickie Clickie it's really bigie.
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I don't like the beginning, but I like the end :)
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I had to cut down a lot of it to upload it D:
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Mostly text, but I hope it explains a lot!
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