X-Naut

X-Nauts (pronounced Cross-Nauts) are aliens that work for Grodus and Lord Crump of the Secret Society of the X-Nauts; they all appear in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. These guys are short and individually weak, but rush to defend their threatened leader, often Lord Crump.

In recent years, X-Nauts have (according to Super Paper Mario) been featured in two sci-fi TV shows: Starship X-Naut and The Grodus Chronicles (the latter of which is only known to have featured one X-Naut whose lover had dumped him). There have been many seasons of Starship X-Naut, and the show is a favorite of geeks such as Francis. Apparently, he favors people who would dump somebody over a conversation about the propulsion system of the X-Nauts' spaceship on the show. An X-Naut made a cameo apperance on the Nintendo Monopoly board.

Varieties of X-Nauts (I.E. Sub-Species)

• X-Naut Troopers are the lesser X-Nauts, also the weakest. These types of X-Nauts are field troops and the lowest of Grodus' underlings. When led by high-ranking commanders, such as Lord Crump, they can use more attacks.
• Elite X-Nauts
• X-Naut PhDs

Notable X-Nauts

• Sir Grodus – Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
• Lord Crump – Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
• Johnson – Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

X-Naut Platoon Stats

• HP: 10
• Attack: 5 (Decreases as HP is lost)
• Defense: 0
• Location: Keelhaul Key
• Tattle: That's an X-Naut platoon. Crump commands them all. Where'd they come from? Their Max HP depends on their condition, but Attack is 5 and Defense is 0. They're gonna come at us with coordinated group maneuvers, I'm sure. ...But they're pretty wimpy, so we should be able to handle it, don'tcha think?

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