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 *''"A man as manly as [[Mario|you]] must attract all sorts of trouble, and I want to keep you safe!"''
 *''"So, I daresay I'll be joining you on this little adventure. I assume that's fine, Mario? ♥"''
-*''"Did you really think we'd let a wretch like [[Lord Crump|you]] escape? I DO believe you will be handing over that [[Emerald Star|Crystal Star]] and promptly exiting [[The Great Tree|this tree]]!"''
+*''"Excuse me? We must what? Are you a friend of Mario’s? Oh, wait… I see. And I most certainly do NOT approve!"''
+*''"Oh, mercy me! Mario! You’re popular with all the girls, aren’t you?"''
+*''"Well! Don’t worry, Mario! I’m not TOO jealous. What a shamelss flirt, though!"''
+*''"Say, if you have a moment… Might I ask a question? We’re looking for a lovely gem called a Crystal Star… Do you know of it?"''
+*''"My goodness! Would you look at that! A pipe leading down. Let’s see where it leads!"''
+*''"Oh, what a PRECIOUS little thing! He hasn’t done anything wrong. Mario, we simply must go easy on the poor dear."''
+*''"Oh, what ails you, my little pudding pie? He seems so lonely, doesn’t he, Mario? Why, he looks like I do when I step into the spotlight and then forget my very first line. Oooh… Hold up, now! You know what? I believe he might wish to join us!"''
+*''"My! Such wonderful drama! I imagine we have to do something now, don’t we?"''
+*''"Pardon me a moment! Don’t these odd columns look somewhat familiar?"''
+*''"Oh, I feel I might swoon! What was that, I wonder?"''
+*''"Oh, dear me! Mario! Isn’t that the Crystal Star?"''
+*''"Oh, dear! That wretched beast again! Dearie me!"''
+*''"I must say, I craved exciting times, but I never expected this! Let’s go, quickly now!"''
+*''"Ahem! You’ll do no such thing!"''
+*''"Honestly, did you really think we'd let a wretch like [[Lord Crump|you]] escape? I DO believe you will be handing over that [[Emerald Star|Crystal Star]] and promptly exiting [[The Great Tree|this tree]]!"''
+*''"Mercy me! That metal colossus is incredible! … And yet… There’s something rather odd about it… Let’s just keep our eyes peeled! Don’t be careless!"''
+*''"A rousing success, Mario! How delightful!"''
+*''"Oh, this shan’t be our last visit, Certainly not! But… Until then, ta-ta!"''
+*''"Oh, mercy me! Sounds like some mail!"''
+*''"Isn’t that precious, Mario?"''
+*''"Now, my little Mario! It’s Crystal Star time!"''
+*''"Oh, mercy me! The next Crystal Star has made an entrance! My, my, my! But… Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t it up in the sky? What does THAT mean?"''
+*''"Perhaps I’m just daft, but why would they want to seal this treasure away at all? Did they fear thieves and brigands? If not, then what?"''
+*''"Hm? That’s not what?"''
+*''"Frankly, please!"''
+*''"Oh, yes. How inappropriate. In any case, what about the location of this Crystal Star that’s floating on the map? A floating city, you say? So, are we just supposed to sprout wings and fly there, darling? Do tell."''
+*''"Oooh! That sounds exciting! A little…on the seedy side. Show me the way!"''
+*''"Mmmm… I like the sound of this Don Pianta fellow. I cannot WAIT to meet him!"''
+*''"Bite your tongue! Don’t listen to that lout! The treasure is as real as I am!"''
+*''"I’m not entirely sure I like the sound of this…"''
+*''"Oh, whatever should we do? We have to day SOMETHING to that Don Pianta fellow… I must say, though… I don’t fancy a run of terrible luck. That would be unfortunate."''
+*''"My, my! We’ve done it, Mario! Next stop, Glitzville!"''
 *''"Why, that was no fuss whatsoever!"''
 *''"Here we go, darling! Time to shine!"''
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 *''"So, uh... Who are [[Mario|you]]?"''
 *''"...Mario? Wait, [[Mario|you]] mean, like, that famous guy? Wow! I can't believe I met you [[Rogueport|here]]!"''
+*''"So, Hooktail Castle, huh? Well… It sure is ominous, that’s for sure."''
+*''"What’s with these numbskulls? Ow! OWWW! Watch it, Pushy! They’re shoving me around, Mario! What should we do?"''
+*''"Mario! Look at that!"''
+*''"Ooh, this isn’t good… Hurry! Run for it!"''
+*''"Whoa! I mean, WHOA! That was seriously close! Well, whatever. We got the key, so let’s go open that weird chest."''
+*''"Who… Who are you?"''
+*''"I’ll tell you why, Miss Ugly-Pink-Shoe-Whatever-Thief: we’re here to beat Hooktail! And just so we’re clear on this, we set our sights on the Crystal Star before you! OK?"''
+*''"Shoot!"''
+*''"LET us?!? LET us?!? What’s that supposed to mean?"''
+*''"H-Hey! You little flirt! Who do you think you are, kissing Mario?!?"''
+*''"What is WITH that girl? What a flirt! Who acts so disgusting like that?"''
+*''"That’s just terrible!"''
+*''"That’s it! Enough of this! Let’s finish him off once and for all, Mario!"''
+*''"Yes! We did it, Mario! All we have to do now is search for that Crystal Star we can’t seem to locate."''
+*''"Mario? Are you OK? You’re totally shaking… Do you need a bathroom?"''
+*''"Ooh, is that a Mailbox SP? Cool! With the light? Hey, who’s that mail from?"''
+*''"Wow! Wait a second… Isn’t that from Princess Peach? THE princess? So that means she’s OK! At least she’s not hurt… But it sounds like whoever kidnapped Princess Peach is also after the Crystal Stars…"''
+*''"OK, Mario! You ready? Hold that Crystal Star up!"''
+*''"Ooh! Check it out, Mario! The location of the next Crystal Star has appeared. But, I… I… I have NO idea where that is! OK… I guess we oughta let Professor Frankly tell us where that place is."''
+*''"Yeah, great pun, C’mon! Where’s the next Crystal Star, Professor?"''
+*''"A great tree in the Boggly Woods? OK…"''
+*''"By the way, Professor… About Princess Peach… Not long ago, Mario received an e-mail from her. It said that the people who kidnapped her are also looking for the Crystal Stars. Oh, and the worst part? She said that she doesn’t even know where she is!"''
+*''"Then we’ll head for Boggly Woods to find the next Crystal Star! Let’s do it!"''
+*''"Mario! Did you see that? That was one of the things Professor Frankly described!"''
+*''"Mario! How could you?!? Don’t you say that to him! …That wasn’t very mature. Hey, don’t worry! Really! We’re not here to be mean to you, honest."''
+*''"You’re one of the creatures from Boggly Woods, right? What are you doing here?"''
+*''"X-Nauts? Easy there, kid. What in the world are you freaking out about? We’re not gonna do anything to you, so chill for a sec’! Just tell us what’s going on."''
+*''"Mario! That sounds like those guys who attacked us in Rogueport. Right? If they’re the same guys, then they’re definitely after the Crystal Star…"''
+*''"I guess… I mean, we can’t just ignore them, right? And we do need to find the Crystal Star before those X-whatever guys do."''
+*''"These are the Boggly Woods… They sure look…boggling. Ooh! I’ve got butterflies!"''
+*''"What’s going on?"''
+*''"Oh quit being melodramatic! Although…it does look thick. What are we gonna do now?"''
+*''"How are we supposed to find a secret entrance? It’s secret for a reason, y’know."''
+*''"Wow, what’s the matter? Oh, I TOTALLY know how you feel! When I go out, I am all about the accessories! ...Hey! Wait a sec’! You lost your NECKLACE? I’m having deja vu, big-time! I swear, someone just said they FOUND a necklace…"''
+*''"Ooh, that’s them! They’re the ones who had the… Wait a minute… What? You’ve been waiting for Mario? What’s THAT supposed to mean, you weirdo?"''
+*''"Hey! What’s your deal? How do you know about the map and the Crystal Stars? Have you been talking to Princess Peach, or… Wait, what am I saying? The real question is, who the heck are you freaks?"''
+*''"Hey! Stop right there, missy! You’re that thieving girl we saw before! What are you doing here?"''
+*''"Eww! Not another smooch! Who do you think you are, you total floozy?"''
+*''"I can’t BELIEVE that girl! Ugh! I can’t stand her!"''
+*''"Hey, if you’re done rallying everyone… I have a question. We’re looking for this Crystal Star thingamajig… Ever heardof it?"''
+*''"Ooh, look! A new pipe! Come on! Let’s jump in!"''
+*''"He IS just a kid, Mario. Maybe we should, y’know, take it easy on him?"''
+*''"I wonder what his deal is? He seems so lonely…like he’s watching us secretly, y’know? Yeah… He almost looks like a lost little kitty cat looking for a home. Awww! Too cute! Hey, you don’t think he… He wouldn’t want to join us, would he?"''
+*''"This isn’t good, Mario. We gotta do something."''
+*''"Hey! Check these out! I SWEAR I’ve seen these decorated columns before…"''
+*''"Huh? Did you feel that? That crazy shaking? What in the world was that?"''
+*''"Wow, Mario! Check it out! The Crystal Star! Score!"''
+*''"Hey! You! I see you, jerk! Mario, it’s that weasel!"''
+*''"This is so not cool! We gotta get out of here! Right now!"''
+*''"Stop right there, jerk!"'
+*''"You aren’t going anywhere, Mr. Stinker! Now give us the Crystal Star and drag your sorry self out of this tree forever!"''
+*''"Whoa! He IS powerful! … Still… Something about this metal freak just doesn’t seem right to me… Keep your eyes open!"''
+*''"We did it, Mario! Yes! Was that great, or what?"''
+*''"Oh, I’m sure we’ll be back again at some point. Yeah, definitely! Take care, guys!"''
+*''"Hey, you hear that? Someone’s mailing you!"''
+*''"Aw, isn’t that sweet, Mario?"''
+*''"Here we go again, Mario! Let’s see that Crystal Star!"''
+*''"There it is! The resting spot of the next Crystal Star! Totally awesome! But it looks like it’s pointing somewhere…up in the sky. Huh? What could that mean?"''
+*''"But the question is, why did they seal the legendary treasure away to begin with? I mean, were they just trying to keep it from being stolen, or what?"''
+*''"…What? That’s not WHAT?"''
+*''"Sheesh, Professor…"''
+*''"No, I don’t, but whatever. How about this next Crystal Star, then? It’s like it’s floating on the Magical Map… It’s, like…floating?"''
+*''"Well, how are we supposed to get there, then?"''
+*''"What? What “channels”? Stop being mysterious! How do we get seats on the ship?"''
+*''"So, no problem! We’ll just go meet this Don Pianta guy, and we’ll be on our way!"''
+*''"Fairy taile nothing! That treasure’s real!"''
+*''"Wait… What’s the favor?"''
+*''"What should we do, Mario? We at least have to tell Don Pianta SOMETHING… But… That stuff about our luck turning terrible didn’t sound all that appetizing…"''
+*''"Yay! Awesome! We did it! Now we can go to Glitzville!"''
 *''"What?!? You...were in that cute little eggy-weggy? Woah! That's wild!"''
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 *''"No need to worry, though! After all, I'm traveling with Mario. He's the man!"''
 *''"I'm sorry, Koopie Koo... I swear to you... I will come back to you a stronger Koopa!"''
+*''"Oh, man… Hooktail Castle… The stories were all true… This place is TERRIFYING…"''
+*''"Ummm… What’re they doing? Ouch! It’s no use, Mario! They’re all over me, man! What should we do?"''
+*''"Ummm… M-Mario… L-Look at that!"''
+*''"Oh, I don’t like the look of This… Come on! Run!"''
+*''"Man… That was TOO close! Gotta shake it off… Hoo. OK. We got the key, so let’s go open that spooky chest."''
+*''"H-Hey! Who are you? Umm, well, you see… We’re here to beat Hooktail and get the…um…Crystal Star. So…don’t think we’ll let you get the Crystal Star first, no matter how cute you are!"''
+*''"Darn!"''
+*''"Ummm… Hey! What’s that supposed to mean?"''
+*''"Oh, my! You’re so…bold… Is that legal?"''
+*''"I wonder what her story is… I bet it’s an interesting one… Full of romance…"''
+*''"That’s just not right!"''
+*''"I’ve had enough of this! Let’s finish this guy off fast, Mario!"''
+*''"Wow! We actually pulled it off, Mario! Now all we have to do is find that Crystal Star thing you’re looking for, Mario."''
+*''"Something wrong, Mario? You’re…um…shaking. Are you feeling all right?"''
+*''"That’s a new Mailbox SP, isn’t it? Wow, neat! Did you get some mail?"''
+*''"Wow… You got mail from a princess. That’s so cool! So, anyway, she’s unhurt! That’s good, at least… But I didn’t like the sound of those kidnappers looking for the Crystal Stars as well…"''
+*''"Um… All right, Mario! Hold up that Crystal Star!"''
+*''"Hey, uh, Mario, look there. The next Crystal Star showed up on the map. But… I’m sorry, but I don’t have a clue where that is. Um… I think maybe we should take it to Professor Frankly and let him look at it."''
+*''"Um… So, can you tell us where the next Crystal Star is or not?"''
+*''"A great tree in the Boogly Woods, huh?"''
+*''"Um… Professor Frankly… You should probably know… It’s about Princess Peach… Mr. Mario got an e-mail from her just recently. Her Highness said that the guys who kidnapped her are also hunting Crystal Stars. Oh, and she said she doesn’t even know where she’s being held. …Yeah."''
+*''"Um… I guess all we can do is head to Boggly Woods to find that next Crystal Star!"''
+*''"Hey! Mario! You see that? That was one of the things Professor Frankly mentioned!"''
+*''"Um… Mario, that was uncool. Don’t say stuff like that. I thought you were…nicer. Relax, relax, little guy. We’re no bullies, I swear."''
+*''"Um… Aren’t you one of the creatures from Boggly Woods? Why are you down here?"''
+*''"X-Nauts? What the heck are those? Sounds like tissues… to the extreme or something. Look, we’re not here to do ANYTHING to you, so relax. Tell us what’s going on, OK?"''
+*''"A bunch of bad guys in the Great Tree? If those are the same guys who kidnapped the princess, they want the Crystal Star!
+*''"Um… I guess we should… I’d feel pretty bad if we didn’t do anything. Plus, we do need to get the Crystal Stars before those X-guys do."''
+*''"So, the Boggly Woods, huh? Looks mysterious, all right. What’ll we run into next?"''
+*''"Oh, no… What’s the matter? Hey, don’t take it so hard… It does look sturdy, though. What do we do now?"''
+*''"Not to be a worrywart, but how in the heck can we find somebody’s secret entrance?"''
+*''"Gee… Is something wrong? Gee whiz, that must be some nice necklace, huh? …Hang on… You know what? It’s weird… I’m sure I just heard someone talking about a necklace…"''
+*''"Uh-huh! Uh-huh! I remember! THEY’RE the ones with… Hey! Wait a second… What do you mean, you’ve been waiting for Mario?!? That sounds…suspicious!"''
+*''"Whoa, whoa, scary lady! How do you know about the map and the crystals? Have you talked to Princess Peach or something? Hey, now that I think about it, who are you, anyway?"''
+*''"Oh! Hey! I know you! Y-You’re that one girl… I-I never thought I’d see… Wait, uh… Listen. I mean, not that I’m happy to see you, but… I’ll shut up now."''
+*''"Aww, AGAIN? Why? How? You’re SO lucky, Mario!"''
+*''"Man, she sure is cute."''
+*''"Umm, while we have your attention, can I ask you something? We’re looking for this thing called a Crystal Star… Have you heard of it?"''
+*''"Whoa! A pipe appeared! That was kind of…spooky. Oh well, let’s keep moving."''
+*''"Is he a lost child? Aw, man. That’s so sad! Hey, maybe we should let him be, huh?"''
+*''"Um… Doesn’t it feel like he’s looking at us sort of…well, longingly, Mario? I mean… It almost looks like he fell out of his nest and is looking for a new family. This might sound crazy, but… Do you think he might be hoping to join us?"''
+*''"Boy! This just isn’t right. Let’s do something before my claustrophobia sets in…"''
+*''"Wait… You see those? I’m pretty sure I’ve seen columns like those before…"''
+*''"Huh? Whoa, whoa, whoa! The… The tree just shook! What was it? An earthquake?"''
+*''"Mario, look! Look look look! It’s the Crystal Star!"''
+*''"What? Did he just… Hey! What’s going on here?"''
+*''"D-Did he just day… Eek! H-Hurry! We have to get the heck out of here!"''
+*''"Um… ‘Scuse Us!"''
+*''"We aren’t going to let you leave, you…you big bully! You hand over that Crystal Star and…get out of this tree! Yeah, get out!"''
+*''"Yikes! That thing IS strong! … But I can’t shake the feeling that there’s something just not right about him… Be alert, OK? We can’t let ourselves get careless…"''
+*''"We pulled it off, Mario! I can’t believe it! Wow!"''
+*''"We’ll come back and see you again, I’m pretty sure. But… For now, we gotta go."''
+*''"Uh-oh! Ohhhh, man! Incoming mail!"''
+*''"Pretty nice, huh, Mario?"''
+*''"Um… Go for it, Mario! Break out the Crystal Star!"''
+*''"Cool! The next Crystal Star showed up on the map! Hey, but…is it me, or is it up in the sky or something? Um… What could that mean?"''
+*''"But, um… Why would they need to seal the treasure away in the first place? You think maybe they just wanted to protect it from thieves and robbers?"''
+*''"That’s not what?"''
+*''"Whoa, Professor Frankly!"''
+*''"Oh, yeah, right… Anyway, what about the next Crystal Star? It looks like a it’s floating on that map! Um… If it’s a floating city… How the heck are we supposed to get there?"''
+*''"Well, that doesn’t sound hard. Anyone can use these “channels”, right? Right?"''
+*''"Well, hey, that sounds easy! We just have to talk to this Don Pianta person."''
+*''"Um… Excuse me, but, uh… That’s not true! The treasure is real! Honest!"''
+*''"Sure! We can do anything! What is it?"''
+*''"Umm… What should we do? I mean. I guess we should go tell Don Pianta something. But I… I don’t want our luck to turn terrible… Whatever THAT means!"''
+*''"Wow, we did it, Mario! We can go to Glitzville!"''
 *''"So...there is actually a ghost in here with us? Let's hide under the bed."
 *''"You...great...big...JERK! How could you do that to King K and Bandy Andy?!?"