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 Dixie and Bluster also have a neutral relationship. Dixie can't stand Bluster when he acts mean towards the other Kongs, though she usually gets along with him fine, even showing concern when he went after the [[Crystal Coconut]] by himself.
-Bluster and Candy's relationship have a mixture of animosity along with unwanted affection. Bluster has a major crush on Candy and constantly hits on her, to which she always would reject in favor of DK. In "[[It's a Wonderful Life]]" when DK wishes he was never born, Bluster and Candy actually get married, but under normal circumstances, she is disgusted with his flirtations and rude behaviour. Despite his unrequited crush on her, Bluster has threatened to fire Candy on occasion, and often berates her for tardiness and refuses to give her raises at her job at his mother's barrel factory, where he acts as her boss. Bluster has tried numerous times to win her heart, but Candy always rejects his advances. They have moments where they get along well as friends.
+Bluster and Candy's relationship have a mixture of animosity along with unwanted affection. Bluster has a major crush on Candy and constantly hits on her, to which she always would reject in favor of DK. In "[[It's a Wonderful Life]]" when DK wishes he was never born, Bluster and Candy actually get married, but under normal circumstances, she is disgusted with his flirtations and rude behavior. Despite his unrequited crush on her, Bluster has threatened to fire Candy on occasion, and often berates her for tardiness and refuses to give her raises at her job at his mother's barrel factory, where he acts as her boss. Bluster has tried numerous times to win her heart, but Candy always rejects his advances. They have moments where they get along well as friends.
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 * "There, how could Candy possibly resist me now? ''(looks at his comb)'' What's this? Hair? My hair?? AAH! My hair's falling out!!"
 * "I can't use this. So what if I've lost a bit of hair? ...AAH! MORE HAIR!! I'm shedding!"
-* "That unimaginative Donkey Kong would be more than happy to trade whatever treasure he finds for a... station wagon to cargo his bananas around." ~Bluster
+* "That unimaginative Donkey Kong would be more than happy to trade whatever treasure he finds for a... station wagon to cargo his bananas around."
 * "Writing? Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that involve knowing something like, say, the alphabet?"
 * '''Bluster:''' Hey, Candy. Surprise!<br>'''Candy:''' A birthday cake. How original, Bluster.<br>'''Bluster:''' Yes, I am a thoughtful son-of-a-gun. Happy birthday! Banana cream, your favorite!<br>'''Candy:''' Rejected; I'm watching my figure.<br>'''Bluster:''' Don't bother, I'm watching it for you.
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 * '''Funky:''' Whoa! Maybe the kids have doom-swooped the island!<br>'''Bluster:''' What will we do?<br>'''Funky:''' Only thing we can do. Chill here and wait for the others to give us the 'All Clear' sign.<br>'''Bluster:''' But that could take a long time!<br>'''Funky:''' So, we get to know each other. I'll tell you my middle name if you, like, tell me yours.<br>'''Bluster:''' LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
 * '''Bluster:''' I'm tired, my feet are sore, I have sand in my shoes and I'm thirsty! Give me that bottle!<br>'''Candy:''' No, this will save Donkey Kong!<br>'''Bluster:''' So what if K. Rool wins? Who cares? Donkey Kong will be out of ''my'' hair; I can't stand that guy! Now gimme that stuff!
-* '''DK:''' Maybe we could fool K. Rool into thinking you could still hypnotize them!<br>'''Bluster:''' I could do that. Or I could just use the last of the serum and ''really'' hypnotize them!<br>'''DK:''' That would work too! ''(pats Bluster, causing him to drop the beaker)'' Oop!<br>'''Bluster:''' At least it would have, if you weren't such a clumsy clutz!
+* '''DK:''' Maybe we could fool K. Rool into thinking you could still hypnotize them!<br>'''Bluster:''' I could do that. Or I could just use the last of the serum and ''really'' hypnotize them!<br>'''DK:''' That would work too! ''(pats Bluster, causing him to drop the beaker)'' Oop!<br>'''Bluster:''' At least it would have, if you weren't such a clumsy klutz!
 * '''Bluster:''' ''(after voting for himself)'' May I have another?<br>'''Cranky:''' Sorry, Bluster, one vote each! That's how it works.<br>'''Bluster:''' You mean, I get the same number of votes as ''him!?'' ''(points to [[Eddie the Mean Old Yeti|Eddie the Yeti]])'' And you call this a democracy!
 * '''Bluster:''' ''(when he gets vaccinated by Cranky)'' Owwweee!!! Sometimes I think that you have an extra long needle just for me Cranky.<br>'''Cranky:''' ''(puts away the long needle next to the short needle)'' Don't be silly Bluster.