List of Wario quotes

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*"''.......why?''"

**Wario: "''.......why?''"

*"''Giant crab...at last, someone I can relate to.''"

**Wario: "''Now, ''this'' is funny: why did Banano fall out of the tree~~?''"~~

*"''Now, ''this'' is funny: why did Banano fall out of the tree?''"

**Mario: "''Wait, wait. Did you say, 'Banano'?''"

**Wario: "''This is a comedy lesson for you: why did the banano fall out of the tree?''"

*"''This is a comedy lesson for you: why did the banano fall out of the tree?''"

**Mario: "''I don't know. Why?''"

*"''Uh, because it was dead. See? That's funny! (laughs)''"

**Luigi: "''Why?''"

**Wario: "''Uh, because it was dead. See? That's funny! (laughs)~~''"~~

**Mario: "''Mama mia...''"

**Luigi: "''Oh...''"

==References==

List of Wario quotes: Difference between revisions

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+*"''.......why?''"
-**Wario: "''.......why?''"
 *"''Giant crab...at last, someone I can relate to.''"
-**Wario: "''Now, ''this'' is funny: why did Banano fall out of the tree?''"
+*"''Now, ''this'' is funny: why did Banano fall out of the tree?''"
-**Mario: "''Wait, wait. Did you say, 'Banano'?''"
-**Wario: "''This is a comedy lesson for you: why did the banano fall out of the tree?''"
+*"''This is a comedy lesson for you: why did the banano fall out of the tree?''"
-**Mario: "''I don't know. Why?''"
+*"''Uh, because it was dead. See? That's funny! (laughs)''"
-**Luigi: "''Why?''"
-**Wario: "''Uh, because it was dead. See? That's funny! (laughs)''"
-**Mario: "''Mama mia...''"
-**Luigi: "''Oh...''"
 ==References==