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|style="background:#afa"|'''Full Name'''||style="width:17em"|Emilie | |style="background:#afa"|'''Full Name'''||style="width:17em"|Emilie | ||
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|style="background:#afa"|'''Age'''||style="width:17em"| | |style="background:#afa"|'''Age'''||style="width:17em"|29 | ||
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{{userbox|border=Purple|mainbkgd=Yellow|codebkgd=Yellow|codecolor:Purple|code=[[File:FrenchWarioLand3Commercial.png|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:Purple">À mon avis, Wario est terrible et stupide.</span>}} | {{userbox|border=Purple|mainbkgd=Yellow|codebkgd=Yellow|codecolor:Purple|code=[[File:FrenchWarioLand3Commercial.png|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:Purple">À mon avis, Wario est terrible et stupide.</span>}} | ||
{{userbox|border=#800080|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFFF00|codecolor=black|code=[[File:Wario-MH3on3.gif]]|msg=This user hates Wario's guts and the rest of his body.}} | {{userbox|border=#800080|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFFF00|codecolor=black|code=[[File:Wario-MH3on3.gif]]|msg=This user hates Wario's guts and the rest of his body.}} | ||
{{userbox|border=#FA1D2F|mainbkgd=#EE1289|codebkgd=#FA1D2F|codecolor=black|code=[[File:MK8-Line-Wario-Pipe.gif|50px]]|msg=This user destroys Wario and enjoys doing so.}} | |||
{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#222222|codebkgd=#555555|codecolor=#DDDDDD|code=[[Image:Mariowiki.png|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:#FFF">'''This user is a ''Super Mario Wiki'' contributor. This is the ''only'' userbox.'''</span>}} | {{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#222222|codebkgd=#555555|codecolor=#DDDDDD|code=[[Image:Mariowiki.png|50px]]|msg=<span style="color:#FFF">'''This user is a ''Super Mario Wiki'' contributor. This is the ''only'' userbox.'''</span>}} | ||
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Q10: Do you like french toast? | Q10: Do you like french toast? | ||
:If I'm sharing them with Mario, then yes. Otherwise, I prefer purple waffles. | :If I'm sharing them with Mario, then yes. Otherwise, I prefer purple waffles. | ||
==Wario's every day living is something like this but it turns out the world hates him== | |||
Wario's appliances are rebellious. Refrigerators fall on him, ovens hurl charcoal on his clothes, toasters mysteriously detach themselves, their prongs are face-up when he walks near the toaster; the toilet is backed up, the sinks spit rusty water all over his money, the blender tips over and spills, and the stovetop never turns on, but explodes when Wario tries farting on it to start it. The shower head is twisted at impossible angles, causing the water to spill out at random angles and intervals. His malfunctioning smoke detector, right outside his bedroom is beeping constantly and dripping something mysterious out of it, even with fresh batteries. Wario's debit card is rejected because Wario maxxed out all his credit cards (all with high APRs and annual fees). Wario's mobile phone restarts at random intervals and takes 30 minutes to boot, and Twitter especially drains his batteries even though that's the only site he goes on, and he is too lazy to close his 268 and counting tabs. Wario's internet provider is Xfinity, and his cables are twisted too, making it impossible for him to deal with the constant power surges the electrical outlets experience. The TV airs only recent Family Guy episodes and infomercials. | |||
Wario's Car, which has six different flood damage reports on CARFAX, also goes off every night at least three times between 2-5am but never at a specific time. His fire extinguisher is located three flights down the stairs, which Wario has to use frequently because dust bunnies accumulate under his bed and occasionally burst into flames. | |||
Neither repo people nor law enforcement can even enter his house, despite Wario's accumulation of arrest warrants, because it is such a biohazard, even though Wario's mortgage is underwater and his credit score is zero. Wario's house is so inhospitable that Martians can't live in it; even cockroaches hate it and all sorts of rain and snow, even acid rain, go around it. Wario's antenna, however, is an excellent conductor for lightning strikes. Anyone who parks their car near his house gets their ventilation system clogged. | |||
==A personal message for Wario from me back in 2009== | ==A personal message for Wario from me back in 2009== | ||
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==My ''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U'' Trophy collection== | ==My ''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U'' Trophy collection== | ||
[[File:MSWGMario.png|thumb|Was one of the first images I've put on my userpage.]] | |||
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!style=background:lavender colspan=3| Warning: Contains descriptions of trophies that Nintendo doesn't want you to know | !style=background:lavender colspan=3| Warning: Contains descriptions of trophies that Nintendo doesn't want you to know | ||