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*''"Never!"'' - Toad's response before Koopa de-evolves him. | *''"Never!"'' - Toad's response before Koopa de-evolves him. | ||
*''"Uh...A Goomba ate it. And I am NOT the princess!"'' - Toad's answer after Koopa asks where his pizza is. | *''"Uh...A Goomba ate it. And I am NOT the princess!"'' - Toad's answer after Koopa asks where his pizza is. | ||
==[[Lena]]== | |||
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==[[Big Bertha (film character)|Big Bertha]]== | |||
*''"Come get it, big boy."'' | |||
==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
:'''Luigi''': '' | :'''Luigi''': ''(as he drives the van)'' You know, I read that sea turtles travel thousands of miles on instinct. | ||
:'''Mario''': Not in New York traffic, they don't. | :'''Mario''': Not in New York traffic, they don't. | ||
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:'''Officer''': '' | :'''Officer''': ''(interrupts Toad’s song)'' You know the law Toad. | ||
:'''Mario''': Hey! | :'''Mario''': Hey! Wait a minute. You can’t arrest a guy for singing a song. | ||
:'''Officer''': For anti-Koopa songs we can. '' | :'''Officer''': For anti-Koopa songs we can. ''(then he notices the tools on their belts and pulls on them)'' Ah ha! Plumbers! | ||
:'''Luigi''': No, he is. I’m just apprenticing him. | :'''Luigi''': No, he is. I’m just apprenticing him. | ||
:'''Officer''': Get in the car! | :'''Officer''': Get in the car! | ||
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:'''Sergeant Simon''': Last name. | :'''Sergeant Simon''': Last name. | ||
:'''Mario''': Mario. | :'''Mario''': Mario. | ||
:'''Sergeant Simon''': '' | :'''Sergeant Simon''': ''(to Luigi)'' Okay. What's your name? | ||
:'''Luigi''': Luigi. | :'''Luigi''': Luigi. | ||
:'''Sergeant Simon''': Luigi Luigi? | :'''Sergeant Simon''': Luigi Luigi? | ||
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:'''Toad''': '' | :'''Toad''': ''(sings)'' Oh, oh, oh. | ||
:I'm sittin' here in a cramped detention, | :I'm sittin' here in a cramped detention, | ||
:with brothers from another dimension. | :with brothers from another dimension. | ||
:Thinkin' 'bout my... '' | :Thinkin' 'bout my... ''(stops)'' Say, what's another word that rhymes with "Dimension"? | ||
:'''Mario''': Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it, so shut up. | :'''Mario''': Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it, so shut up. | ||
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:'' | :''(in the squad car, a wanted poster of the Mario Bros. flashes on a TV screen naming them Alien Plumbers)'' | ||
:'''Luigi''': Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too? | :'''Luigi''': Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too? | ||
:'''Mario''': Luigi, ''we're'' the aliens! | :'''Mario''': Luigi, ''we're'' the aliens! | ||
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:'''Sergeant''': Nobody touches President Koopa! | :'''Sergeant''': Nobody touches President Koopa! | ||
:'''Luigi''': '' | :'''Luigi''': ''(rubs his eyes in pain)'' You're Koopa?! But you said you were one evil... | ||
:'''Koopa''': ...one evil, egg sucking son of a snake. Did I lie? | :'''Koopa''': ...one evil, egg sucking son of a snake. Did I lie? | ||
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:'''Koopa''': Now, where's the rock? | :'''Koopa''': Now, where's the rock? | ||
:'' | :''(Iggy and Spike look at each other, then at Koopa)'' | ||
:'''Iggy and Spike''': Rock, sir? | :'''Iggy and Spike''': Rock, sir? | ||
:'''Koopa''': The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it! | :'''Koopa''': The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it! | ||
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:'''Iggy''': I told you not to forget it! | :'''Iggy''': I told you not to forget it! | ||
:'''Koopa''': And I told ''you'' to remind him! Without that piece, the meteorite lays dormant. I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it?! | :'''Koopa''': And I told ''you'' to remind him! Without that piece, the meteorite lays dormant. I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it?! | ||
:'''Iggy and Spike''': '' | :'''Iggy and Spike''': ''(nervously)'' The plumbers took it. | ||
:'''Koopa''': '' | :'''Koopa''': ''(whispers)'' Plumbers? ''(to Lena)'' Plumber alert! | ||
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:'' | :''(the Marios try to escape in a police car)'' | ||
:'''Mario''': Where's the starter on this thing? | :'''Mario''': Where's the starter on this thing? | ||
:'''Luigi''': I got a feeling about this, Mario-roni. | :'''Luigi''': I got a feeling about this, Mario-roni. | ||
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:'''Sergeant''': Mario Brothers! | :'''Sergeant Simon''': Mario Brothers! | ||
:'''Mario''': '' | :'''Mario''': ''(in his cell with Luigi)'' Yeah! That's us! You better get a lawyer or get us outta this chicken coop! | ||
:'''Sergeant''': You got one. | :'''Sergeant Simon''': You got one. | ||
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:'' | :''(the Marios capture Iggy and Spike and tie them near lizards)'' | ||
:'''Mario''': If you two don't start talkin', we gonna leave you to these guys for lunch. | :'''Mario''': If you two don't start talkin', we gonna leave you to these guys for lunch. | ||
:'''Luigi''': Now, where's Daisy? | :'''Luigi''': Now, where's Daisy? |
Revision as of 20:00, March 15, 2023
This is a list of quotes from the Super Mario Bros. film. They are listed by character.
Mario Mario
- "Mario Brother's plumbing. No leak too small."
- Luigi: "I'm gonna kill'em!"
Mario: "No, you're not gonna kill'em. Not if I get there first. I'm gonna break every bone in their bodies and then I'm gonna kill'em. I’m REALLY gonna kill'em." - "How're we gonna get into Koopa's Tower? I've got two words for you -- im-possible."
- Luigi: "Mario, did you see that? It's trying to communicate."
Mario: "Luigi, it's a mushroom." - "WHAT!? You're gonna arrest a guy for being a plumber!?"
- "And he is... outta here!"
- "See ya later, alligator!"
- "Luigi, stop, you'll be talkin' to the mildew in the shower next!"”let’s hit the bricks”
Luigi Mario
- "Right now, on Miraculous World, this guy just found out he was in another dimension."
- Luigi: "Well ya know, we got a van."
Daisy: "It's nice!"
Luigi: "Yeah, well. -- ...no, no -- I'm asking you if you would want a ride? Oh, but, ah, it's broken now..." - "Your name's Daisy isn't it? I overheard your name was Daisy -- You know, I haven't heard that name around here, it's really nice, too -- Well, I have heard it, 'cause it's the flower and everything. But not like I hang around flower shops or nothin' like that."
- "It's a pleasure to meet me! I mean, it's a pleasure to meet you."
- Luigi: "Do you eat?"
Daisy: "Yeah..."
Luigi: "Dinner?"
Daisy: "Sure..."
Luigi: "Tonight?"
Daisy: "Oh... okay!" - "Mario, I got a feelin'. I got a feelin' we ain't in Brooklyn no more."
- "You didn't save us, that tunnel just sneezed us out and that giant booger just caught us mid-air. That's what saved us."
- "WHERE'S Daisy, butt-breath!?"
- "Not until you give us Daisy, biscuit-head!"
- "Who cares, anyway? Just give me my tool belt!"
- "Nothing's impossible, Mario. Improbable, unlikely, but never impossible."
- "Trust the fungus."
Daisy
- "I'm the boss here."
- "Thank God you're here! I mean, you're a plumber, right?"
- "Luigi, help me!"
- "Where's my father?"
- "Uh, I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat anything with a face."
- "I hope he's alright."
- "The rock will merge our two dimensions!"
- "Only I can stop it."
- "Yoshi... I guess we're both prisoners here, huh?"
- "Listen! I know this is going to sound a little strange, but... I want you to meet my father."
- "He used to be the leader here until... Koopa turned him into... all this fungus."
- Daisy: "Oh, how's Daniella? Is she alright?"
Mario: "Daniella, that's right! I promised to take her to Wrestlemania." - Daisy: "Mario! Luigi! We need your help. You're not gonna believe this..."
Mario: "Oh, I believe it!"
President Koopa
- "Perhaps if I could just make you idiots smarter, you won't screw-up this time."
- "Here's what's logical to me... if you do not return with the plumbers and the rock... I shall personally kill you."
- "After the merge, it will be nice to see the humans de-evolve, won't it? What is it they come from? I keep forgetting, its, uh, mice or something...
- "Disgusting mammals."'
- "Well, my, my, looks like you got up on the wrong side of the nest this morning."
- "That I am, ruler of all you see. A few miserable streets and endless desert."
- "My, my, you have let yourself go! See, I'm not such a bad guy, you always wanted to be everywhere, well now you are. And I wanna tell you something, you can go ahead and choke this little Mushroom Kingdom all you want, cuz', I'm out of here. I'm out into the bigger world! I gotta a couple a plumbers bringin' me the rest of the meteorite. Soon to be dead plumbers. And by the way, you really oughta pull yourself back together again... slime bucket!"
- "BOB-OMB!"
- "Monkey!"
- "King Koopa here. I'd like the Koopa Special. Yes, dino, lizard, hold the mammal, no worms and, uh, spicy."
- "STUPID!"
- "Princess! Ready to help me destroy the human kinds? Muster the Goombas! Hand out the De-Evolution Guns! Prepare for destiny! Where's my pizza?"
- "I need you to find Daisy and give me her rock. Then I can rule both worlds!"
- "Good lord, what was I thinking?"
- "I shall personally de-evolve you for singing Anti-Koopa songs."
- "Plumbers? Plumber alert."'
- WHAT?! NOOOOO!!!
Toad
- "Hey guys, cheer up. It could be worse. (starts singing) Ain't got no water anywhere...Food's bad, so's the air...Got no resources, in a great big stupor...All because of the evil King Koopa!" - Toad's Anti-Koopa Song.
- (after his song) "What a lousy kingdom ever since Koopa took over. And YOU, Koopa! You're a lousy leader!...Our old king! You tried to get rid of him, but the king is everywhere, including the museum and tunnel. You can't get rid of him."
- "Could you please tell me your name?" - Toad when he meets Mario & Luigi in their cell.
- "Koopa! You're a lousy leader!"
- "Never!" - Toad's response before Koopa de-evolves him.
- "Uh...A Goomba ate it. And I am NOT the princess!" - Toad's answer after Koopa asks where his pizza is.
Lena
Big Bertha
- "Come get it, big boy."
Dialogue
- Luigi: (as he drives the van) You know, I read that sea turtles travel thousands of miles on instinct.
- Mario: Not in New York traffic, they don't.
- Officer: (interrupts Toad’s song) You know the law Toad.
- Mario: Hey! Wait a minute. You can’t arrest a guy for singing a song.
- Officer: For anti-Koopa songs we can. (then he notices the tools on their belts and pulls on them) Ah ha! Plumbers!
- Luigi: No, he is. I’m just apprenticing him.
- Officer: Get in the car!
- Luigi: But I didn’t do anything.
- Mario: Are you telling us that you can arrest a guy for being a plumber?! Get outta here!
- Officer: Get in their plumber! NOW!
- Mario: Hey! What is this?
- Luigi: Alright, alright. What do we do?
- Mario: I’m getting arrested for being a plumber.
- Luigi: Write his number down.
- Sergeant Simon: Name.
- Mario: Mario.
- Sergeant Simon: Last name.
- Mario: Mario.
- Sergeant Simon: (to Luigi) Okay. What's your name?
- Luigi: Luigi.
- Sergeant Simon: Luigi Luigi?
- Luigi: No. Luigi Mario.
- Sergeant Simon: Okay, look, how many Marios are there between the two of you?
- Luigi: There's 3. There's Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
- Sergeant Simon: Mike! Mike! Help these Marios around the side.
- Toad: (sings) Oh, oh, oh.
- I'm sittin' here in a cramped detention,
- with brothers from another dimension.
- Thinkin' 'bout my... (stops) Say, what's another word that rhymes with "Dimension"?
- Mario: Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it, so shut up.
- (in the squad car, a wanted poster of the Mario Bros. flashes on a TV screen naming them Alien Plumbers)
- Luigi: Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?
- Mario: Luigi, we're the aliens!
- Luigi: We are? Wow, cool!
- Sergeant: Nobody touches President Koopa!
- Luigi: (rubs his eyes in pain) You're Koopa?! But you said you were one evil...
- Koopa: ...one evil, egg sucking son of a snake. Did I lie?
- Koopa: Now, where's the rock?
- (Iggy and Spike look at each other, then at Koopa)
- Iggy and Spike: Rock, sir?
- Koopa: The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck, and I told you not to forget it!
- Spike: That rock!
- Iggy: I told you not to forget it!
- Koopa: And I told you to remind him! Without that piece, the meteorite lays dormant. I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Where is it?!
- Iggy and Spike: (nervously) The plumbers took it.
- Koopa: (whispers) Plumbers? (to Lena) Plumber alert!
- (the Marios try to escape in a police car)
- Mario: Where's the starter on this thing?
- Luigi: I got a feeling about this, Mario-roni.
- [types the codes to the strange controls to start the car]
- Mario: I didn't know you could do that.
- Luigi: Comes from sittin' on my butt all day playing video games. That's what.
- Sergeant Simon: Mario Brothers!
- Mario: (in his cell with Luigi) Yeah! That's us! You better get a lawyer or get us outta this chicken coop!
- Sergeant Simon: You got one.
- (the Marios capture Iggy and Spike and tie them near lizards)
- Mario: If you two don't start talkin', we gonna leave you to these guys for lunch.
- Luigi: Now, where's Daisy?
- Spike: No, no, no, no. Where's the rock, scallywag?
- Luigi: Where's Daisy, butt breath?!
- Iggy: Where's the rock, over-weaning rogue?!
- Luigi: Not 'til you give us Daisy, biscuit head!
- Spike: Where is the rock?!
- Mario: SHUT UP!!