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{{italic title|List of ''Wario Land 4'' quotes}}
{{italic title|List of ''Wario Land 4'' quotes}}
[[File:WL4-Newspaper.png|frame|The Newspaper article seen in the game's opening cut-scene.]]
[[File:WL4-Steaks.png|frame|The Newspaper article seen in the game's ending cut-scene.]]
This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Wario Land 4]]''.
This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Wario Land 4]]''.


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*"''Want to play some more?''" – The Game Bots, after Wario finishes playing a mini-game.
*"''Want to play some more?''" – The Game Bots, after Wario finishes playing a mini-game.
*"''Don't you want to play?''" – The Game Bots, when Wario leaves the Mini-Game Shop without playing a mini-game.  
*"''Don't you want to play?''" – The Game Bots, when Wario leaves the Mini-Game Shop without playing a mini-game.  
*"''Welcome to the [[Item Shop (Wario Land 4)|Item Shop]].''" – the [[Item Shopkeeper]] welcoming Wario to the Item Shop.
*"''Welcome to the [[Item Shop (Wario Land 4)|Item Shop]].''" – the [[shop owner]].
*"''Here's a [[Smile]] for you!''" – the Item Shopkeeper, when Wario selects the Smile item in the Item Shop.
*"''Here's a [[Smile]] for you!''" – the shop owner, when Wario selects the Smile item in the Item Shop.
*"''Leaving without buying?''" – the Item Shopkeeper, when Wario exits the Item Shop without buying anything.
*"''Leaving without buying?''" – the shop owner, when Wario exits the Item Shop without buying anything.
*"''Meow!''" – [[Kuro Neko]] in the [[#Media|corridor]] before a [[Wario Land 4#Bosses|boss]] battle.
*"''Meow!''" – [[Kuro Neko]] in the [[#Media|corridor]] before a [[Wario Land 4#Bosses|boss]] battle.
*"''Oh no, no! Hurry up!''" – Wario, when he hits the [[Switch (Wario Land 4)|switch]] in a [[Wario Land 4#Passages|level]].
*"''No, no, no! (growls) Hurry up!''" – Wario, when he hits the [[Switch (Wario Land 4)|switch]] in a [[Wario Land 4#Passages|level]].
*"''Oh sorry!''" – Wario saying sorry to the player when no [[Wario Land 4#Controls|buttons]] are pressed in a while, and he starts {{media link|WarioJumpropeWL4.gif|working out}}.
*"''Oh sorry!''" – Wario saying sorry to the player when no [[Wario Land 4#Controls|buttons]] are pressed in a while, and he starts {{media link|WarioJumpropeWL4.gif|working out}}.
*"''Hello there!''" – English introduction to the Japanese vocal-covered [[Karaoke (Medamayaki)|Karaoke]].
*"''Hello there!''" – English introduction to the Japanese vocal-covered [[Karaoke (Medamayaki)|Karaoke]].
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*''"My game has a lot of action in high places, but to tell you the truth, I’m afraid of heights!! Waaah! Scary! I’m wigging out!!!"'' – Wario admits his fear of heights.
*''"My game has a lot of action in high places, but to tell you the truth, I’m afraid of heights!! Waaah! Scary! I’m wigging out!!!"'' – Wario admits his fear of heights.
*''"I don’t always speak so crudely, you know. I’m just worried about you because you play so badly!! Why do I care? Because I’m the one that feels it when you screw up, that’s why!!! So just try to get better at this game, OK?! I’m begging you!"'' – Wario, worried that the player will lead Wario into some danger.
*''"I don’t always speak so crudely, you know. I’m just worried about you because you play so badly!! Why do I care? Because I’m the one that feels it when you screw up, that’s why!!! So just try to get better at this game, OK?! I’m begging you!"'' – Wario, worried that the player will lead Wario into some danger.
*''"For some reason, [[Coin (Wario Land 4)|coins]] appear when you smash enemies! For some other reason, crystals float around the stages! Don’t think about it too hard, Einstein! There are some supernatural phenomena in the world that just can’t be explained!!"'' – Wario informing the reader about the Coins.
*''"For some reason, [[Coin (Wario Land 4)|coins]] appear when you smash enemies! For some other reason, crystals float around the stages! Don’t think about it too hard, Einstein! There are some supernatural phenomena in the world that just can’t be explained!!"'' – Wario informing the reader about the coins.
*''"Haven’t you kids ever done something that made you look stupid? Oh, is that right? Well, FINE then! But even the powerful Wario gets into some embarrassing situations in this game! I eat too much and get all chubby, a bee stings my face and makes it swell like a balloon, my body catches fire, and all kinds of other bad things happen to me!! But I’m a tough guy, so I keep coming back for more! You wimps could learn something from me!"'' – Wario gives examples of his tough times.
*''"Haven’t you kids ever done something that made you look stupid? Oh, is that right? Well, FINE then! But even the powerful Wario gets into some embarrassing situations in this game! I eat too much and get all chubby, a bee stings my face and makes it swell like a balloon, my body catches fire, and all kinds of other bad things happen to me!! But I’m a tough guy, so I keep coming back for more! You wimps could learn something from me!"'' – Wario gives examples of his tough times.
*''"Burp! Grunt! Wheeze! I sweat buckets with every step and I can hardly breathe! How could my slim, gorgeous body get like THIS? I shouldn’t have gotten so greedy and eaten all those apples!! I guess you really are what you eat!!"'' – Wario, just transformed into [[Fat Wario]].  
*''"Burp! Grunt! Wheeze! I sweat buckets with every step and I can hardly breathe! How could my slim, gorgeous body get like THIS? I shouldn’t have gotten so greedy and eaten all those apples!! I guess you really are what you eat!!"'' – Wario, just transformed into [[Fat Wario]].  
*''"Those pesky bees!! They’ve made my beautiful face swell up like a balloon! What?! You say I look better this way? I won’t even be able to star in my own commercials looking like this!!"'' – Wario, just getting stung by a [[Beezley]].
*''"Those pesky bees!! They’ve made my beautiful face swell up like a balloon! What?! You say I look better this way? I won’t even be able to star in my own commercials looking like this!!"'' – Wario, just getting stung by a [[Beezley]].
*''"When that twerpy little bat [[Minicula]] bites me and sucks my blood, I turn into a bat! My big, macho arms turn into puny little wings!! By the way, what’s my blood type? You sucked my blood, the least you can do is tell me that!! What a pest!!"'' – Wario, getting a little fired up after transforming into [[Bat Wario]].   
*''"When that twerpy little bat [[Minicula]] bites me and sucks my blood, I turn into a bat! My big, macho arms turn into puny little wings!! By the way, what’s my blood type? You sucked my blood, the least you can do is tell me that!! What a pest!!"'' – Wario, getting a little fired up after transforming into [[Bat Wario]].   
*''"I’ve been smashed flat by a [[Compressor|weight]]!! You’d expect my guts to be all squished and squashed, but wait! What’s this?! How mysterious! How could this be! Now I feel very light and I can squeeze into thin passageways!!"'' – Wario, just made [[Flat Wario|Flat]].
*''"I’ve been smashed flat by a weight!! You’d expect my guts to be all squished and squashed, but wait! What’s this?! How mysterious! How could this be! Now I feel very light and I can squeeze into thin passageways!!"'' – Wario, just made [[Flat Wario|Flat]].
*''"When a [[Menhanmā|mallet]] hits my head, my long, toned legs turn into a spring! Not great, but it lets me jump amazingly high!"'' – Wario, just transformed into [[Bouncy Wario]].
*''"When a [[Menhanmā|mallet]] hits my head, my long, toned legs turn into a spring! Not great, but it lets me jump amazingly high!"'' – Wario, just transformed into [[Bouncy Wario]].
*''"Hey!! Wait a sec! What’s happened to me!? I’ve got a fork sticking out of me, but I’m no piece of meat! Who stuck this in me? I’ll get you!"'' – Wario, just transformed into a [[Zombie Wario|Zombie]]
*''"Hey!! Wait a sec! What’s happened to me!? I’ve got a fork sticking out of me, but I’m no piece of meat! Who stuck this in me? I’ll get you!"'' – Wario, just transformed into [[Zombie Wario]].
*''"Somebody! Give me some tissues! It’s not that I need to go to the bathroom or anything, but a lump of snow just fell from the ceiling, and I’ve become a big [[snowman]]! Now my nose is running like crazy! What’ll [[Nintendo]] do if their BIG STAR gets a cold?!"'' – Wario, overreacting about transforming into [[Snowman Wario]].
*''"Somebody! Give me some tissues! It’s not that I need to go to the bathroom or anything, but a lump of snow just fell from the ceiling, and I’ve become a big [[snowman]]! Now my nose is running like crazy! What’ll [[Nintendo]] do if their BIG STAR gets a cold?!"'' – Wario, overreacting about transforming into [[Snowman Wario]].
*''"Uh oh! Trouble! I can’t get out of here! I’ve been trapped inside a big [[bubble]]!! I’m in bubble trouble! That’s just a little joke of mine, heh heh!! How ‘bout it? Funny huh? You should write that one down!"'' – Wario, just transformed into [[Bubble Wario]].
*''"Uh oh! Trouble! I can’t get out of here! I’ve been trapped inside a big [[bubble]]!! I’m in bubble trouble! That’s just a little joke of mine, heh heh!! How ‘bout it? Funny huh? You should write that one down!"'' – Wario, just transformed into [[Bubble Wario]].
*''"Goo-waaah!! Help! I’m on fire! Somebody! Help! In the time it’s taken me to say this, my whole body’s been covered in flames! Don’t you think this is just too much?! I blame the game programmers! I’ll remember this! GRRR!!"'' – Wario holding grudges when transformed into [[Flaming Wario]].
*''"Goo-waaah!! Help! I’m on fire! Somebody! Help! In the time it’s taken me to say this, my whole body’s been covered in flames! Don’t you think this is just too much?! I blame the game programmers! I’ll remember this! GRRR!!"'' – Wario holding grudges when transformed into [[Flaming Wario]].
*''"Hey! After burning, I have to freeze?!! Aaah! What’s going on with this game?! Is this some kind of cruel experiment? Anyone else would’ve given up by now!!"'' – Wario, [[Frozen Wario|Frozen]] and fed up.
*''"Hey! After burning, I have to freeze?!! Aaah! What’s going on with this game?! Is this some kind of cruel experiment? Anyone else would’ve given up by now!!"'' – Wario, [[Frozen Wario|Frozen]] and fed up.
*''"Taking care of most of my [[:Category:Wario Land 4 Enemies|enemies]] is easier than taking candy from babies – which I highly recommend, by the way!! What enemies, you ask? All those stupid little creatures, of course!! Still, there are some enemies that can give me trouble… but I just power through ‘em anyway! Wham! Pow! Blam!"'' – Wario, explaining how he handles his enemies.
*''"Taking care of most of my [[:Category:Wario Land 4 enemies|enemies]] is easier than taking candy from babies – which I highly recommend, by the way!! What enemies, you ask? All those stupid little creatures, of course!! Still, there are some enemies that can give me trouble… but I just power through ‘em anyway! Wham! Pow! Blam!"'' – Wario, explaining how he handles his enemies.
*''"He brags about being a great painter, but trust me - his personality is anything but great! I know, because I'm so charming, right?! Whatever!! I just wish he'd wear pants!! It's only polite, don't you think?!"'' – Wario describing [[Hoggus]].
*''"He brags about being a great painter, but trust me - his personality is anything but great! I know, because I'm so charming, right?! Whatever!! I just wish he'd wear pants!! It's only polite, don't you think?!"'' – Wario describing [[Hoggus]].
*''"He looks like a pushover... Too bad he's not an enemy! I'm out here risking my life and he just sleeps all day! Hey! Keyzer! You'd better wake up and smell the coffee or I'm to smack you one real nice!!"'' – Wario giving his opinions on [[Keyzer]].
*''"He looks like a pushover... Too bad he's not an enemy! I'm out here risking my life and he just sleeps all day! Hey! Keyzer! You'd better wake up and smell the coffee or I'm to smack you one real nice!!"'' – Wario giving his opinions on [[Keyzer]].
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