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Kaptain Skurvy:<br>''Arrh! Feast your eyes. Look into the mirror, it never lies!<br> You're a pirate!<br>Can't you see that this is no disguise?<br>You live to loot and pillage, maim and terrorize!<br>Your reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory,<br>Trust your eyes! Arrh!<br>The mirror never lies! Arrh!''
Kaptain Skurvy:<br>''Arrh! Feast your eyes. Look into the mirror, it never lies!<br> You're a pirate!<br>Can't you see that this is no disguise?<br>You live to loot and pillage, maim and terrorize!<br>Your reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory,<br>Trust your eyes! Arrh!<br>The mirror never lies! Arrh!''


Donkey Kong:<br>''How can this be?<br>I faintly recall swinging tree to tree!<br>Now I see a pirate dancing in front of me!<br>With slimy skin and beady eyes, what a surprise!<br>My reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory, trust my eyes!<br>The mirror never lies.''
Donkey Kong:<br>''How can this be?<br>I faintly recall swinging tree to tree!<br>Now I see a pirate that's in front of me!<br>With slimy skin and beady eyes, what a surprise!<br>My reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory, trust my eyes!<br>The mirror never lies.''


Kaptain Skurvy and Donkey Kong:<br>''The reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory, trust your eyes!<br>Arrh! The mirror never lies!''<br>''The mirror never lies...''
Kaptain Skurvy and Donkey Kong:<br>''The reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory, trust your eyes!<br>Arrh! The mirror never lies!''<br>''The mirror never lies...''
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King K. Rool:<br>''Well! Listen here, while I make it clear!<br>I can't believe you can't see what we see here!<br>A crocodile is the superior species,<br>You're Donkey Croc, initials D.C!<br>Looking at your claws,<br>you could be one of my in-laws!
King K. Rool:<br>''Well! Listen here, while I make it clear!<br>I can't believe you can't see what we see here!<br>A crocodile is the superior species,<br>You're Donkey Croc, initials D.C!<br>Looking at your claws,<br>you could be one of my in-laws!


''Because you're one of us! One of us!<br>You're mean and green, scaly 'ciane.<br>Can't you see you're one of us?<br>My brother Crock.
''Because you're one of us! One of us!<br>You're mean and green, scaly 'ciane.<br>Can't you see you're one of us?<br>My brother Croc.


''Arm to arm, together we rock!''
''Arm to arm, together we rock!''
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