Kong Fu (episode): Difference between revisions

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Diddy coaches Donkey Kong on the Contest of the Body, which is done by having Donkey Kong hold a barrel, which seems to be unbelievably easier than it was during the morning. Sadly, the two find out that the barrel was light because it was empty. Donkey tells Diddy not to worry because they still have two contests left to master.
Diddy coaches Donkey Kong on the Contest of the Body, which is done by having Donkey Kong hold a barrel, which seems to be unbelievably easier than it was during the morning. Sadly, the two find out that the barrel was light because it was empty. Donkey tells Diddy not to worry because they still have two contests left to master.


Klump hides in a [[mine-cart]] with Krusha behind it while King K. Rool goes into part two of Kong Fu's training with the Contest of the Mind using the [[Kremling|lizard]] king's trusty book, [[Meditating Monks Who Right Riddles in There Spare Time]]. The starting brain-teaser is, "What runs, but never gets out of breath?" Klump replies with, "Oh, I know! You and your long, winding speaches!" K. Rool looks angrily at Klump, who ducks back into his mine-cart. Kong Fu answers with, "Simple, water." K. Rool laughs and says, "Brilliant." Kong Fu talks back, saying, "I know, I wrote it."
Klump hides in a mine-cart with Krusha behind it while King K. Rool goes into part two of Kong Fu's training with the Contest of the Mind using the [[Kremling|lizard]] king's trusty book, [[Meditating Monks Who Right Riddles in There Spare Time]]. The starting brain-teaser is, "What runs, but never gets out of breath?" Klump replies with, "Oh, I know! You and your long, winding speaches!" K. Rool looks angrily at Klump, who ducks back into his mine-cart. Kong Fu answers with, "Simple, water." K. Rool laughs and says, "Brilliant." Kong Fu talks back, saying, "I know, I wrote it."


To prepare Donkey Kong for the Contest of the Mind, Cranky, in his cabin, looks through a book of brain-teasers and asks Donkey Kong, "What kind of running means walking?" Donkey Kong can't come up with the phrase, which is, "Running out of gas." Even after being told the answer, DK still doesn't understand, to Cranky's dissapointment.
To prepare Donkey Kong for the Contest of the Mind, Cranky, in his cabin, looks through a book of brain-teasers and asks Donkey Kong, "What kind of running means walking?" Donkey Kong can't come up with the phrase, which is, "Running out of gas." Even after being told the answer, DK still doesn't understand, to Cranky's dissapointment.
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At the [[Battlefield]], Cranky and Candy, as Diddy's plan mentioned, do a "Pre-game" dance show. K. Rool knows that there never was one before, and stops them from stalling. Donkey enters the arena and the Challenge begins with the Contest of the Mind. Cranky's question is, "How many pieces of string would it take to reach the moon?" Our hero guesses, "One gazillion, Three hundred and forty-two million, seven hundred, and sixty-five." The answer turns out to be incorrect, but Kong Fu comes up with the correct reply: One ("If it was long enough"). Cranky questions Diddy's plan, but the little monkey tells him to just have the Contest of the Body last. Cranky says that the next contest would be the one of the Heart, but K. Rool angrily says that since Cranky picked the last one, K. Rool should be able to pick this one, which is the Contest of the Body. Diddy tells Donkey Kong to stay strong as long as he could. The gorilla obeys, and right before the final blow, at exactly three thirty-five P.M., an eclipse occurs.
At the [[Battlefield]], Cranky and Candy, as Diddy's plan mentioned, do a "Pre-game" dance show. K. Rool knows that there never was one before, and stops them from stalling. Donkey enters the arena and the Challenge begins with the Contest of the Mind. Cranky's question is, "How many pieces of string would it take to reach the moon?" Our hero guesses, "One gazillion, Three hundred and forty-two million, seven hundred, and sixty-five." The answer turns out to be incorrect, but Kong Fu comes up with the correct reply: One ("If it was long enough"). Cranky questions Diddy's plan, but the little monkey tells him to just have the Contest of the Body last. Cranky says that the next contest would be the one of the Heart, but K. Rool angrily says that since Cranky picked the last one, K. Rool should be able to pick this one, which is the Contest of the Body. Diddy tells Donkey Kong to stay strong as long as he could. The gorilla obeys, and right before the final blow, at exactly three thirty-five P.M., an eclipse occurs.
Kong Fu, being scared of the dark, stops and sniffles, which causes the lizards to insult Kong Fu for his cowardly attitude. The Kongs encourage DK to attack Kong Fu, but hitting someone when they are down is against Donkey Kong's own good will, and he thus, wins the Contest of the Heart, for not taking advantage of Kong Fu when they are down. The eclipse ends and this leaves both gorillas at a score of one-to-one, the final contest being the Contest of the Body. Kong Fu is angered by the lizards attitude toward his fear of darkness, and tells them to find somebody else to work for them, and that he forefits. Donkey Kong therefore, wins by default, and King K. Rool, in anger and frustration, goes back to the mines with Klump and Krusha to come up with a new plan to get the Crystal Coconut using his two "idiots." Donkey Kong tells Cranky that tomorrow, he shall start his training for next-year's challenge, but before that, he will break his first banana record. Cranky starts getting infuriated (though DK doesn't know why) and the other Kongs laugh as the episode ends with Donkey Kong swallowing the banana he was holding.
Kong Fu, being scared of the dark, stops and sniffles, which causes the lizards to insult Kong Fu for his cowardly attitude. The Kongs encourage DK to attack Kong Fu, but hitting someone when they are down is against Donkey Kong's own good will, and he thus, wins the Contest of the Heart, for not taking advantage of Kong Fu when they are down. The eclipse ends and this leaves both gorillas at a score of one-to-one, the final contest being the Contest of the Body. Kong Fu is angered by the lizards attitude toward his fear of darkness, and tells them to find somebody else to work for them, and that he forefits. Donkey Kong therefore, wins by default, and King K. Rool, in anger and frustration, goes back to the mines with Klump and Krusha to come up with a new plan to get the Crystal Coconut using his two "idiots." Donkey Kong tells Cranky that tomorrow, he shall start his training for next-year's challenge, but before that, he will break his first banana record. Cranky starts getting infuriated (though DK doesn't know why) and the other Kongs laugh as the episode ends with Donkey Kong swallowing the banana he was holding.
 
== Trivia ==
== Trivia ==