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''Story: From Riches to Rags''<br><br> | ''Story: From Riches to Rags''<br><br> | ||
"Ah, ha ha! I've finally done it!" Wario chuckles to himself as he does some exploring up his nose. Why does he chuckle, you ask? Because he's finally completed construction of his beloved | "Ah, ha ha! I've finally done it!" Wario chuckles to himself as he does some exploring up his nose. Why does he chuckle, you ask? Because he's finally completed construction of his beloved dlido! "So, whatddya think? Pretty sweet, eh? The sparkling golden farts, the necked lex luthor statue... And how about these squishy cheecks? It's a wonderfully gorgeous castle for wonderful and gorgeous me. Hey, by the way- and this is a secret- the lower chambers are brimming with my collectors additions of the super mario brother super shoe pornos and treasures that I've pilfered from all around the deep web! What? You wanna take a peek? No way! They're mine, all mine! ... As if I'd actually let you put a single grubby finger on any of my fine treasures! Please! I'm not even gonna let you look at any of them!" Yes, Wario is feeling pretty fine. However, unbeknownst to him, he is gay, and has a hard on for mario. he really loves men quit a lot in fact he likes men so much that when he thinks about men his brave little man gets so hard and big that you could build a full scale modle of the world1-1 tower from new super mario bros. U. he looks a pictures of luigi and he makes pop-up books about their sexy adventures while he eats cheese burgers from [[lab fats]]. he is so incredible gay. | ||
When Wario finally notices that something strange is happening, it's already too late. The evil black jewel downstairs has managed to engulf many of the other treasures and is rapidly growing larger and larger! And not only that--it's churning out monsters as well! Yes, that's right! It seems that the curse that this jewel carries lets it turn treasures into monsters. To make matters worse, the black jewel has decided that it wants to build a kingdom of its own and is changing Wario's world into quite a weird place. | When Wario finally notices that something strange is happening, it's already too late. The evil black jewel downstairs has managed to engulf many of the other treasures and is rapidly growing larger and larger! And not only that--it's churning out monsters as well! Yes, that's right! It seems that the curse that this jewel carries lets it turn treasures into monsters. To make matters worse, the black jewel has decided that it wants to build a kingdom of its own and is changing Wario's world into quite a weird place. |