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This is a list of quotes from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, listed alphabetically, by character.
Bowser
- "Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
- "So I'm an outcast, huh?! What'd I do to deserve this?!"
- "SHOWTIME!"
- "Gee, PARDON ME! Guess what? I live here, Your Royal Genius! I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!"
- "MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice...But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!"
- "Nintendo!" (When the game boots up)
- "What happened? That was not my "A" game..."
- "I'll taste defeat? You're going to be tasting my fist, you little piglet!"
- "CHARGE!"
- "And for the finale, one KO punch."
- "What-what in the... WHAT IS THIS?!"
- "BWA HA HA!"
- "Have a little taste of Bowser power!"
- "I rule!"
- "NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE!! SO YOU VANISH!!!
Broque Madame
- "Oh! Please tell me... a masseur arrives..."
Broque Monsieur
- "You! You will submit to zee power of zis magnificent block, and you will do so NOW!"
- "Your tongue...bite upon it!"
- "Look upon zis!"
Dark Bowser
- "Your body, I have copied... Your power, I have copied..."
- "The dark power slept so long, and now it wakes... It must be freed..."
- "Soon this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within. And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!"
Fawful
- "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
- "I HAVE ANGAST!"
- "I HAVE FAWFUL!"
- "I HAVE FURY!!!"
- "I am having a goal! Mushroom Kingdom... WILL BE MINE!!!"
- "I HAVE VICTORY! Easy as bread sandwiches!"
- "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
- "Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
- "You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
- "Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
- "But...now..."
- "Fawful says farewell to all of your fink-rat faces forever!"
- "Bowser! Meet...THE FURY OF FAWFUL!!!"
- "I have fury?"
- "Fury?"
Kamek
Midbus
- "You. You no longer needed. You taste defeat."
- "I HAVE NO TASTE!"
- "Go be trashy in this trash hole with this trash robot forever!"
- "WHAT!? No one pressed 'dance'! You are broken!"
Starlow
- "Hello Yello!"
- "Yello Good-bye!"
- "THEY'RE COMING BACK!" (Before the fight with Kretin begins)
- " That's a great atittude!"
- "Sorry I'm late! This castle's huge!"
- "Look! There's a reaction in Bowser's Stomach!"