Sarissa

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DON'T call her "little girl"

Sarissa is the thirteenth boss that Toad faces in Vs. Com mode of the SNES version of Wario's Woods. Sarissa is a short little girl (though she hates being called a little girl) who also happens to be a witch. She has long green hair, a pointed hat and a staff that's taller than she is. Sarissa is also one of those kinds of feminists that believes that since she is, in her own words, a "lady", that Toad needs to slow down to half speed so that she has a fair chance at winning.