List of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door quotes

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The following is a list of quotes in the game Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door; the quotes are listed by character.

Luigi

• "I was one hot sacrifice, Bro."
• "You go, Bro!"

Princess Peach

• "'Comprehend' Love? Love's not something you comprehend, TEC. You feel it."
• "I can't believe I got kidnapped...again."

Bowser

• "Crystal Stars? They sound like great world-conquering tools! I want 'em!"
• "Great, just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty King of GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS!"
• "It's hag vs. hag! Awesome!"
• "Pbbbthbtth! Am I Mario's baby-sitter? I don't care what he's doing! Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what? Sheesh!"
• "AIRHEAD!!! A picnic?!? You MORON! This is no time for fun! See, THIS is why my evil plans always derail! Because you clods always goof off! AAARGH!"
• "I am Bowser, businessman of legend! Fear my accounting!"
• "ARRGH! Those Mario Bros. are the most annoying brothers of all time!"
• "Gra har har har! What's a finale without a Bowser appearance? A cruddy finale, that's what!"
• "You're both too old,"
• "Today's the day I flush a plumber down the drain!"
• "Gra ha ha har! Bowser, the mighty Koopa King has arrived! Hold your applause, minions! But now that I'm here... Kammy! You crusty old hag! Why did you summon me."
• "Under NO circumstances is ANYONE allowed to kidnap her without MY say-so!!! I will NOT stand for this! I'm going to Rogueport, NOW! I've got to kidnap her back!"

Grodus

• "Gack ack ack ack ack ack!"
• "Arise! My Shadow Queen!"
• "I've been looking forward to this, I must admit."
• "I am the supreme leader of the secret society of X-Nauts! I am Grodus!"
• "I don't suppose Crump had any idea of my plan though. Gaack ack ack ack ack!"
• "Once you fools are gone, no-one will stand in my way! Grodus will rule the world!"
• "Meet your ends, you meddlesome fools! You will know my power!"
• "So, you have the mettle to push me this far... But no more!"
• "Argh! You will not stop me! Take this!"
• "Guh! Fools!"
• "Uhh... No..."
• "You are more than you seem... But this is not finished. I saw even this possibility."
• "Move one step, and she will breathe no more!"
• "Stop your blubbering! This is it! Meet your end!"

Madame Flurrie

• "Come over here and get some sugar!"
• "Why, that was absolutely no trouble whatsoever!"
• "Here we go, darling! Time to shine!"
• "Time to pay for all of your misdeeds!"

Yoshi

• "Let's rock, Gonzales! I'm ready to chew this dude up and spit him out!"
• "It's stupid cold!"