Hey! Listen!
| _JoeCool_ | |
Placeholder--I'll put a different picture... eventually. | |
| Full Name | Wouldn't you like to know? |
| Age | Nice try, bucko. (Minor) |
| Gender | Non-binary (he/they) |
| Orientation | Pansexual |
| Species | Human |
| Favorite Mario games | Super Mario Galaxy (main), Mario Kart Wii (spin-off) |
| Favorite Mario character | Luigi |
| Favorite non-Mario games | Team Fortress 2, A Hat in Time, Pizza Tower |
| First appearance | My mother's womb |
What's up!! I'm Joe, or you can call me Ruby. I've been lurking around this wiki without an account for years now, and I've grown a fond appreciation for it as pretty much the #1 public database for my favorite... well, thing of all time. I'll be around, editing pages that I see need fixing or important missing additions, such as disambiguation pages... i love those things B)
History
It all started when I was born.
Kidding, kidding--it all started when I was a very young child. My birth was recent at the time. But my first game ever was New Super Mario Bros. Wii! A classic in my eyes. According to my dad, we went through the whole game and completed it, but I don't see any darn complete save file! He's probably thinking of our New Super Mario Bros. U playthrough. Oh, those were the days... That first game got me hooked on Mario. For the first few years of my life, I'd play on the Wii a ton. Mario Kart Wii was another fun game I played a lot, and having nothing but the Wii, a PlayStation 3 where all I'd play was Skylanders, and eventually a Wii U solidified my status as a Mario fanboy. (Fanboy in the gender-neutral sense now, but I digress.)
"Oh, another blind fan that loves everything Nintendo puts out," you must be thinking. That is almost entirely true. I have other favorite games! And I'm proud to have a Mario game I absolutely loathe. That's pretty much it for the brief history, I guess.
Contributions
- General edit count: Special:EditCount/OmegaRuby
New Pages
Wiki pages
I can do that?
User:OmegaRuby (YOU ARE HERE)
Various Game Stuff
I'll write things out when I figure out how tables work.
Favorite Mario Characters
Work in progress! Not that you'd see this, anyway.
| # | Character | WHY do I love them? |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Luigi
|
He's perfect. I love him. His jumpiness is also relatable to me, and I applaud him for his feats of bravery. |
| 2 |  Blue Toad/Bucken-Berry
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My favorite playable Toad (out of 3)! Yellow over blue, always. I will never forgive NSMBU Deluxe for basically hiding him in the game. AND you can’t play as the two Toads at the same time! For shame, Nintendo! FOR SHAME! |
| 3 |  Dry Bones
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Infinitely cooler pick in spin-offs than Koopa Troopa will ever be. They’re so silly, too. I love skeletons. |
| 4 |  Wario
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At his best in the Wario Land series! The perfect Mario opposite and just a really cool treasure hunter. He embodies that spark of greed that everyone has, whether it be small or big. |
