List of Paper Mario quotes

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This is a list of some quotes from the game Paper Mario, listed by character.

Luigi

• "What a magnificent castle! I never get used to this place."
• "Say, Mario, why don't you go see Princess Peach? I'll go later. I'm thinking I'll mingle for now."

Princess Peach

• "Oh Mario! You came to the party to see me! You're so sweet! Thank you!"
• "Sniffle...Mario's probably hurt...Everyone's in prison...The Mushroom Kingdom will be destroyed if things continue the way they're going."

Bowser

• "Ha! This castle's under my control now, my dear! Now you will obey me!"
• "Gwa ha ha ha ha ha! Is that all you've got? How sad! You'd best take some vitamins, 'cause that didn't hurt at all!"
• "With the power of the Star Rod, I can finally have everything I've always wanted!"
• "Oh no! I can't believe I left my secret diary lying out! It would be totally embarrassing if someone were to read that thing. Wuh... wuh... WHAAAT?!! What's the princess doing here?"
• "Nothing makes me happier than a smile from you, Peach."
• "Sure, they were complete wimps, but they were still loyal to me. I can't forgive Mario for disrespecting me!"
• "Oh, Princess Peach! Your cuddly old Bowser's here!"
• "Mario always defeats me... This time I became invincible and I STILL couldn't beat him!"

Koopa Troop Members

• "Oh yeah! We're the coolest of the cool!" - Red of the Koopa Bros.

• "You're breaking the rules of war!" - General Guy

• "Don't you have the common sense to get scared and run away? What's wrong with you? Oops! I mean... You shall regret this!" - Tutankoopa

Toads

• "Princess Peach is such a generous and wonderful lady, just as I was told." - Frost T.
• "You may not know this, but I cooked all the food for this big party. I made all of my most delicious dishes!♥ But... Oh dear... I got so into my cooking that I used up all my ingredients! Now I have to go shopping!" - Tayce T.
• "Do you know how to cook, Mario? You really ought to learn how." - Tayce T.'s assistant
• "Greetings, Mario! I am the Minister of Princess Peach's Castle. It's good to see you here. When you're around, I feel like our kingdom is secure. Yep, our future looks bright!" - the Minister of Princess Peach's Castle

Other Non-Playable Characters

• "Wow, this castle is absolutely breathtaking, don't you think? I wish I could stay here at Princess Peach's Castle forever." - A nameless Penguin
• "I come from a desert town called Dry Dry Outpost. This castle is truly lovely, isn't it? Truly gorgeous. So cool and comfortable... I even got a chance to talk to the beautiful Princess Peach. What an honor! When I return to Dry Dry Outpost, I'm going to tell everyone about it." - A nameless Dryite
• "I'm here on behalf of lovely Shiver City. I'm the mayor there, you know! My goodness, look at the time! I have to go shopping with Fros T.!" - The mayor of Shiver City.