List of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door quotes

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This is a list of some of the quotes in the game Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, listed by character.

Bowser

  • "Crystal Stars? They sound like great world-conquering tools! I want 'em!"
  • "Great, just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty King of GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS!"
  • "It's hag vs. hag! Awesome!"
  • "Pbbbthbtth! Am I Mario's baby-sitter? I don't care what he's doing! Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what? Sheesh!"
  • "Under NO circumstances is ANYONE allowed to kidnap Peach without MY say so"
  • "AIRHEAD!!! A picnic?!? You MORON! This is no time for fun! See, THIS is why my evil plans always derail! Because you clods always goof off! AAARGH!"
  • "I am Bowser, businessman of legend! Fear my accounting!"
  • "ARRGH! Those Mario Bros. are the most annoying brothers of all time!"
  • "Gra har har har! What's a finale without a Bowser appearance? A cruddy finale, that's what!"
  • "You're both too old,"
  • "Today's the day I flush a plumber down the drain!"
  • "Gra ha ha har! Bowser, the mighty Koopa King has arrived! Hold your applause, minions! But now that I'm here... Kammy! You crusty old hag! Why did you summon me."
  • "Under NO circumstances is ANYONE allowed to kidnap her without MY say-so!!! I will NOT stand for this! I'm going to Rogueport, NOW! I've got to kidnap her back!"
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