List of Wario: Master of Disguise quotes

This is a list of quotes from Wario: Master of Disguise.

Count Cannoli

• "I blow through like the gentlest breeze, then steal in with the greatest of ease!"
• "Think I'm a threat? I'd have to concur! Lock your doors! I'm the Silver Zephyr!"
• "Now...to business! What a luxurious ship! I shall steal its most dazzling treasures!"
• "Oh, my aching... Who...who are you?"
• "Oh! And that's MY wand! Give it back! Relinquish it NOW!"
• "Star? No! You're nobody! Hey! Don't wave that!"

Goodstyle

• "Ah, not so hard, sir! Old Goodstyle begs you!"
• "Oh, my! A NEW master! At your service, sir!"
• "AH, yes, my new master! And I am known as...Goodstyle!"

Narrator

• "We join Wario as he's searching his...er, mind...for ways to get rich."
• "Our unlikely hero is about to be struck by inspiration from TV..."
• "Ah, poor guy. And isn't that just the problem! Wario still isn't rich."
• "A popular TV show about a master thief comes on the air..."
• "In this show, a somewhat ordinary fellow walks up to a luxury liner..."
• "Though Wario was trash-talking the TV thief, he really was insanely jealous."
• "Wario keeps watching, drooling at the thought of being a master thief."
• "And then it happened! The thief transformed! Wario drooled even more!"
• "Yes, Wario had come up with one of his...er, brilliant ideas."
• "Wario enters his secret HQ...er, back room, to make something."
• "What a racket! What in the world is this idea Wario's come up with?"

Wario

• "Bah! No treasure leads on the news!"
• "Hmmm? What's this?"
• "Who's this thief? This show looks good! Good way to kill an hour, at least!"
• "This chump is a thief?"
• "How's he gonna steal anything if he's dressed like such a bonehead?"
• "Bah! I want in on the action! This guy ain't worthy!"
• "Blech! What is this?! Amateur hour? If only... Yeah!! I got an idea!"
• "I'm a genius! I'm so good I scare myself!"
• "Yeah! It's done!!"
• "Ta-dah!"
• "If that moron can be on TV, so can I! I was born to be on the boob tube!"
• "Behold the Telmet!"
• "Television! Teleportin'! And, uh, it's a helmet."
• "Let's fire this baby up!"
• "It's meeee! On TeeeVeeee!"
• "Whadda entrance! And for my big break in TV, too!"
• "It worked! I'm a genius! I'm on that dork's show!"
• "Hey, and ain't THAT extra-lucky! That Silver Heifer guy dropped his wand!"
• "Don't know what this wand is good for, but at least I can scratch my back with it!"
• "Or wait...it's good for somethin', right, shmancy-pants?"
• "Who am I? ME?! I'm the star of this here show now...Wario!"
• "Do I gotta beat it into your head? I'm Wario!"
• "Wow! A talking wand! And it calls ME sir?!"