User:Razzoom

Razzoom Nooze News Flash: Alive and existing. And importing Stuff from Sarsaland!

Feel free to Talk to me at ANY time on my talk page. I will awnser as soon as possible. Anyway, who wants ICE CREAM ?(note: Ice Cream may not exist.)

Oh, my handy dandy Spy Guy tells me...

Who's online: SMBros, Blhte, Mario, Gonzool, Bervnka, BMfan08, ReeceeYT, Ugh22, Zootalo, Raffina Higashikata, SaltyWaters, GBAToad, LostCause1118, Scrooge200, Trig Jegman, Doc von Schmeltwick, FanOfRosalina2007, Mysterii, Spencer PK, UltraMario3000, MarioComix, Wonder Time!, Mario's biggest fan, SmashFan

and also that ...

KIND REGARDS,

Razzoom "MarioKart" Johnson, Senior. (talk) 12:49, 8 October 2012 (EDT)

File:Mushroom2.PNG This user reads The 'Shroom.

en-n This user is a native speaker of English.

fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

de-4 Dieser Benutzer hat Deutschkenntnisse auf muttersprachlichem Niveau.

afr-1 Hierdie gebruiker kan Afrikaans praat met 'n bietjie kennis.

nl-1 Deze gebruiker kan Nederlands spreken op laag niveau.

This user is Razzoom "MarioKart" Johnson, Senior.

This user loves racing!!!.

File:Luigi circuit icon.png This user hates rain!

File:Blue coin Wii.png This User goes to Fawful117's Item Shop! This user also has 228 BCs!!

File:Tail-Gloomba-Pic.png Enter the tenth world! This user is friends with World10.

This user should go Kablooey! He likes Banjo-Kazooie!

This user feels empathy for Mr.Whiskers!

Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan!

#mwchat This user can often be found on the MarioWiki Chatroom This user listens to video game music.

prog-2 This user is an intermediate programmer.

vg-3 This user is an advanced gamer.

sprite-2 This user is intermediate on ripping sprites.

#Razzoomchat This user can often be found on his own Chatroom at #Razzoomchat! Don´t forget kids, chatting is fun for the whole family!

This user owns Razzoom´s Friendz Shop! This User also is rich!

This user is a good friend of YoshiCookie.

This user is a sweet friend with Super Candy.

File:GingerbreadHouse SPM.png This user works in Super Candy's Shop! ^^

File:ICONYOSHI.png This user is an awesome friend of SmartYoshi.

File:BandyAndy.PNG This user hasn´t been known to steal user boxes without permission. But he stole this one from someone that stole this one from someone who stole this one from someone that stole this one from the personage who made it, and he didn't even ask! He`s serious. .

This user thinks that webOS is awesome!

Now, IF ANYONE WOULD EVER BE INTERESTED IN ME, my friend userbox is |-

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This user is friends with Razzoom "MarioKart" Johnson, Senior.

My Youtube Favourites

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If only Valve and Nintendo teamed up... This would happen!!

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My favourite song in MarioKart DS!

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My Favourite Song from MarioKart Wii!

About me...

If the Userbox Tower isn´t enough, here is some Info about me.

Name: Razzoom "MarioKart" Johnson, Senior.

Likes: Woohoo Blend and Biscuits.

Dislikes: Losing a race , Losing a bet and rain.

Loves: RACING

Hates: Shroobs. Except Shroobario...

Theory Time

If Razzoom

RAZZOOM!

meets a Shroob

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SHROOB!

, this comes out: a shroobed version of me...

OH MAH GAHD ITS SHRAZZOOB!!

SHRAZZOOB/SHROOB INVASION! OH MAH GAHD IT´S SHRAZZOOB!!!

Shroob Shroob Shroob Shrazzoob Shroob! Shroob Shroob Shroob. Shrazzoob Shrooboid Brat Tashrooba Shroob Shroob! Shroob!!!! Shroob Shroob Shroob Shroob Shroob... Shrazzoob!!! SHROOB SHRAZZOOB!Shroob Shroob Shrooboid Brat Shroob! SHROOBILY! PRINCESS SHROOB SHROOB SHROOB! Shroob...Tashrooba shroobs shrooby. SHROOB, Planet Shroob SHROOB SHROOB. Shroobsy shroob, shroobificate shroobsa. SHROOBSA SHROOBSONIA SHROOBSE SHROOBSO.

Shrooby Shroobs,

Shrazzoom "ShroobKart" Shroobson.

(Translation: Shroob leader Mister Shrazzoob here! Come here now. Shrazzoob, Shrooboid Brat, Tashrooba need you! NOW!!!! So now the boring by...Shrazzoob!!! Hear Shrazzoob! Let´s get Shrooboid Brat now! Quickly! Princess Shroob needs us! And... Tashrooba truly yours. GO, Planet Shroob neds you. Now you, shroobificate everyone. EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM!

Your´s Truly,

Shrazzoob "ShroobKart" Shroobson.)

(It happens I can speak Shroobnese...)

My chat

After defeating Shrazzoob I now have a chat! It´s #Razzoomchat! Let´s meet there!!!

So now you can Contact me in 3 ways:

At my Chat,

By email- click on E-mail this user!

And by Talkpage.

Super Mario Boards account coming soon.

A thought on Public Transport

At first I want to say that the Mushroom Kingdom Transport Corporation, MKTC for short, is really brilliant. Some Idiot stole my car the other day and gave it back on the day after that,but that´s another story, and I could only use the Public Transport.Here is the story of my day on the Public Transport:

Me on the Public Transport Switchboard at New Aqua Bay in Toad Town. I wanted to go on the K64, also by the MKTC. I payed a Lakitu to take the photo, by the way.

I´m not in the Picture, but Mario and Parakarry are, as I took this Picture with my trusty Polaroid by myself.

Me on the Public Transport Switchboard at Old Sand District, after taking the K64 from Toad Town to Dry Dry Ruins.

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Me on the Public Transport Tram at Goldmine Valley after Old Sand District. I was on the W Line. After that trip I got on a Wiggler Bus on Mushroom Bridge.

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I´m in the Public Transport Wiggler Bus on the right passing Mario and Bowser in Mushroom City. They were having a Race. I wanted to join, but someone stole my Car.

The Use of Switchboards, Trains , Trams and Wiggler Buses is very clever. Especially that they go all over the place. For example, the Wiggler Buses go over Mushroom Bridge and into Mushroom City, the Las Vegas of the Mushroom Kingdom. I went to go and do some betting, as I always do. Betting, not take Wiggler Buses to Mushroom City. On my trip at New Aqua Bay I saw a Station that was called Toad Town Square, which was Literally just a Plattform with a Warp Box and two ?-Boxes. No-one was there. It was a lovely day and use the MKTC´s Public Transport even more now. And the Trams are Ingenious! They can go on the Ground and in the air.

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And now to the Bone Public Transport Corporation.

They have BoneMonorails, BoneBoats and BoneTrains. They offer BoneCards, but, as the BPTC only operate in areas with Lava, It isn´t really worth it.

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Travelling on the BoneMonorails is a very warm Experience, as they only go over Lava. Here I am in Lava Town near Melty Molten Galaxy.

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Travelling on the BoneTrains is quite like on the Switchboards, and it also is very warm Experience, as they only go over Lava. Here I am in Lavalia near Lava Town.

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Travelling on the BoneBoats is unique experience, especially here at Lake Lava.

Friendz Shop!

Welcome to my Friendz Shop!

This is quite new!

Plus there´s new things!

There are currently 42 things in my Shop!

They are divided into 5 categories: Items, Blocks, Clothes, Pets and Decorations (note: Decorations don´t do anything, they just sit around... and...decorate your Userpage!)

You can get Friendz Coins like this:

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Become Friends: 50 Friendz Coins

Put my Userbox in your Userbox Tower: 50 Friendz Coins

Copy one of my Userboxes: 50 Friendz Coins

Help me create new Stuff: 50-100 Friendz Coins

Join my staff at the Friendz Shop: 100-110 Friendz Coins per Month.

You can exchange 1 Coin / Blue Coin for 1 Friendz Coin!

Suggest new stuff: 5-10 Friendz Coins

Suggest new category: 1-10 Friendz Coins

Want to become part of my staff?

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Well then, Usertalk me this Form!

Full Name:

Why you want to become part of my staff:

Which kind of thing you want to add to my Stock (optional, but gets you 10 Friendz Coins extra!):

And now for my STUFF!

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Items

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  This gives you ice power! And freezes 20 Friendz Coins!

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  This gives you boomerang power! And destroys 20 Friendz Coins!

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  This gives you gold power! And costs 100 Friendz Coins!

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  This makes you the god of the Clouds! And uses 30 Friendz Coins!

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  Bzz...bzz..bzz...This turns you into a bee! And stings 40 Friendz Coins!

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  BOO ! Did I scare you? This turns you into a ghost! And turns 40 Friendz Coins into ghosts,too!

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  This gives you 1 extra life! Perfect for when you are on a cliff! And costs 50 Friendz Coins!

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  This makes you be able to fly! And makes 50 Friendz Coins fly away!

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  This makes you big! And shrinks 20 Friendz Coins!

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  This makes you HUGE! It also makes 50 Friendz Coins disappear!

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  This turns you into a Spring! It costs 50 Friendz Coins!

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  This turns you into a rock! And costs 40 Friendz Coins!

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  Ever wanted to be a squirrel? Now you can, and for only 30 Friendz Coins!

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  This turns you into an Invincible Tanooki! And it destroys 50 Friendz Coins!

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  This gives you Statue Tanooki power! And tail whips 30 Friendz Coins! So good I put into a Frame!

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  This shrinks you! And also shrinks 30 Friendz Coins!

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  For a limited amount of time this turns you invincible! At the cost of 70 Friendz Coins!

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  For 70 Friendz Coins you can bet that the First gets hit very hard!

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  This tasty treats makes you grow Bunny-ears which you can use to slow your descent from e.g. a cliff. You can also use them to fly! Costs 20 Friendz Coins, though...

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  This works by reverting you back to your last form for 5 Friendz Coins!

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  This is so goldy! And also gives you 50 coins or 100 coins when used in combination with a golden Flower! It costs 1000 Friendz Coins!

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  This gives you Fire power! And burns 20 Friendz Coins!

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  This rare Flower grows only in select areas of Sarsaland. For 50 Friendz Coins you can get your own one!

Clothes

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  A suit that makes you look like a penguin for 5 Friendz Coins!

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  A suit that enables you to look like a Tanooki for 5 Friendz Coins!

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  Caps that enable you to look like either Mario, Wario or Luigi for 5 Friendz Coins!

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  This lets you fly for 10 Friendz Coins!

• SM64 VanishCap.JPG

  Ever wanted to disappear? You can for 10 Friendz Coins!

• MetalCap.jpg

  Heavy, but robust! This makes you metally for 10 Friendz Coins!

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  This makes you able to fly - in a trendy suit for 10 Friendz Coins! It can be combined with a Tanooki suit!

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  For 70 Friendz Coins you can get a shell!

Blocks

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  Fancy a helpful item? This gives you an tem depending on your situationfor 20 Friendz Coins!

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  Fancy a random item? This gives you a random item for 20 Friendz Coins!

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  Comes in handy when you absolutely need it! For 70 Friendz Coins you can get either a P-Wing or a White Tanooki!

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  This doesn´t do much... might have a coin in it or a power-up! For only 5 Friendz Coins!

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  2000 Friendz Coins and every enemy in sight is gone!

Pets

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  This Dazzling Dog seeks a loving, candy-making owner. 1000 Friendz Coins.

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  This Goomba´s name is Gordon. He seeks a home where he won´t be stamped on. 1000 Friendz Coins.

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  Bob wants a nice home that can stand explosions. 1000 Friendz Coins.

Decorations

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  This gives you a 64-bit coin as a decoration for 5 Friendz Coins!

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  This gives your Userpage a 1-up in Design for 5 Friendz Coins!

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  This is a nice decoration for your Userpage! It doesn´t do much! It´s only 5 Friendz Coins!

• Old Hammer.png

  This makes your Userpage look like you like Hammers for 10 Friendz Coins!

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  For 30 Friendz Coins your Userpage is invincible against design flaws!

• Powblock.jpg

  30 Friendz Coins and a Nostalgia burst of POW is released on your Userpage!

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  This is a Magic Scepter that makes Nostalgia bursts appear on your Userpage for 50 Friendz Coins! This on the photo shows a happy customer with his Magic Scepter!

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Everything that is on sale has with it´s description! Every new thing can be found with a in it´s description and is in the New Stuff section!

And now for a handy dandy Userbox, so you can see how many Friendz Coins you still have...

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This user visits Razzoom´s Friendz Shop! This User also has ________ Friendz Coins!

New Staff, new Stuff, new Earning method, new sale and new Jobs!

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We have new staff! Please welcome YoshiCookie and Super Candy!

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This user works at Razzoom´s Friendz Shop! This User also has ________ Friendz Coins!

Now you can exchange Blue coins or Coins for Friendz Coins! The current Exchange rates are: 1 Coin / Blue Coin = 1 Friendz Coin!

And also:

Suggest new stuff: 5-10 Friendz Coins

Suggest new category: 1-10 Friendz Coins

Now you can also own a branch! The Application Form is to be User Talked!

Full Name:

Why you want to own a branch:

Which kind of Item do you want to sell (At least 5):

And also, please copy the earning ways and Job application Form. Every new employee taken up by a branch must be User Talked to me by the owner of a branch!

And we have new stuff! Here it is!

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  A suit that makes you look like a penguin for 5 Friendz Coins!

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  A suit that enables you to look like a Tanooki for 5 Friendz Coins!

• FlatHats.png

  Caps that enable you to look like either Mario, Wario or Luigi for 5 Friendz Coins!

• WingCapSM64.PNG

  This lets you fly for 10 Friendz Coins!

• SM64 VanishCap.JPG

  Ever wanted to disappear? You can for 10 Friendz Coins!

• MetalCap.jpg

  Heavy, but robust! This makes you metally for 10 Friendz Coins!

• 

  This makes you able to fly - in a trendy suit for 10 Friendz Coins! It can be combined with a Tanooki suit!

• Nsmb2art20.jpg

  For a limited amount of time this turns you invincible! At the cost of 70 Friendz Coins!

• 

  For 70 Friendz Coins you can bet that the First gets hit very hard!

• 

  For 70 Friendz Coins you can get a shell!

• CarrotYummy.PNG

  This tasty treats makes you grow Bunny-ears which you can use to slow your descent from e.g. a cliff. You can also use them to fly! Costs 20 Friendz Coins, though...

• 

  Fancy a helpful item? This gives you an tem depending on your situationfor 20 Friendz Coins!

• 

  Fancy a random item? This gives you a random item for 20 Friendz Coins!

• 

  Comes in handy when you absolutely need it! For 70 Friendz Coins you can get either a P-Wing or a White Tanooki!

• Brick Block.png

  This doesn´t do much... might have a coin in it or a power-up! For only 5 Friendz Coins!

• BrawlPoisonMushroom.jpg

  This works by reverting you back to your last form for 5 Friendz Coins!

• 

  This is so goldy! And also gives you 50 coins or 100 coins when used in combination with a golden Flower! It costs 1000 Friendz Coins!

• 

  This gives you Fire power! And burns 20 Friendz Coins!

• SM64DS YellowCoin.jpg

  This gives you a 64-bit coin as a decoration for 5 Friendz Coins!

• 

  This gives your Userpage a 1-up in Design for 5 Friendz Coins!

• 

  This is a nice decoration for your Userpage! It doesn´t do much! It´s only 5 Friendz Coins!

• Old Hammer.png

  This makes your Userpage look like you like Hammers for 10 Friendz Coins!

• 

  For 30 Friendz Coins your Userpage is invincible against design flaws!

• POWBlockNSMBW.png

  2000 Friendz Coins and every enemy in sight is gone!

• Powblock.jpg

  30 Friendz Coins and a Nostalgia burst of POW is released on your Userpage!

• Magic scepter.PNG

  This is a Magic Scepter that makes Nostalgia bursts appear on your Userpage for 50 Friendz Coins! This on the photo shows a happy customer with his Magic Scepter!

• SMLFlower.png

  This rare Flower grows only in select areas of Sarsaland. For 50 Friendz Coins you can get your own one!

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To round it all off, Here´s a 10% off all new Items! And for my staff, a bonus of 10%! So it´s 20% off for them!