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*''"Just try not to get egg on your face."''
*''"Just try not to get egg on your face."''


==Enigmansion forbear==
==Enigmansion forebear==
*''"Mm-yes, welcome to [[Whiteout Valley|White Valley]] Lift. You desire a lift?"''
*''"Mm-yes, welcome to [[Whiteout Valley|White Valley]] Lift. You desire a lift?"''
*''"Lift for two, straightaway!"''
*''"Lift for two, straightaway!"''
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*''"Well, well, WELL! You again! You're looking thin and flimsy as a piece of tissue paper!"''
*''"Well, well, WELL! You again! You're looking thin and flimsy as a piece of tissue paper!"''
*''"Get him while he's off guard!"''
*''"Get him while he's off guard!"''
*''"Uh-oh! He noticed us!"''
*''"Last time we weren't prepared, and you beat us like flat, little piñatas."''
*''"Last time we weren't prepared, and you beat us like flat, little piñatas."''
*''"But this time won't be so easy! Taste our paper power, punk!"''
*''"But this time won't be so easy! Taste our paper power, punk!"''
*''"No matter how many times you want to play, it's always the same. Taste our paper power!"''
*''"He's back, for real! We really are flimsy, little, flat piñatas!"''
*''"He's back, for real! We really are flimsy, little, flat piñatas!"''
*''"C'mon, buddy, whazzat you was just holdin'? Show it to us, huh?"''
*''"C'mon, buddy, whazzat you was just holdin'? Show it to us, huh?"''
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*''"<big>SHINY SHLOOP!</big>"''
*''"<big>SHINY SHLOOP!</big>"''
*''"BLOOP-SHLOOP-SHIIIIINE!"''
*''"BLOOP-SHLOOP-SHIIIIINE!"''
==Host Snifit==
*''"LAAAAADIES AAAAAAND GENTLEBUDDIES!"''
*''"So VERY sorry to keep you waiting! We've got a great show for you folks. That's right! It's time to play..."''
*''"<big>SNIFIT OR...</big>"''
*''"<big>WHIFFIT!</big>"''
*''"Yes, we're back this week with another exiting episode of [[Snifit or Whiffit]]! I'm your host, [[Snifit]]."''
*''"For the next 30 minutes, our star guest will come face-to-face with three positively riveting challenges!"''
*''"And today's guest is the best of the best, yes, the man we all detest... Mario!"''
*''"That's right, and if our guest is Snifit enough to vanquish all three games, he'll receive this fabulous prize!"''
*''"Uh...a piece of Wiggler?!"''
*''"Well, without further ado... Challenge! Are you ready, both physically and mentally, to Snifit or Whiffit?"''
*''"Now, once the games begin, we can't guarantee that you'll...um...survive. Are you suuuuuure you're up to the challenge?"''
*''"Now, that's what I call a right answer! All righty, let's get things started... Here's the first game!"''
*''"<big>PICK-AND-CHOOSE PANIC!</big>"''
*''"Here comes the first question. Mario, I want you to answer by hitting either the ''✔'' or ''✘'' block."''
*''"Of course, our hilarious poison gas will start filling the room, so answer fast! One whiff of that stuff and your [[Heart Point|HP]] will drop like nobody's business!"''
*''"OK then! Let's Snifit!"''
*''"Only a guy who's been tormenting Bowser over so many years could keep so cool in a room full of poison! Lesser men would've whiffed it!"''
*''"Anyway, the first stage is CLEARED! Let's move on to the next!"''
*''"That's right, ladies and goodbuddies, it's time for the second challenge!"''
*''"<big>BIG BONKING SNIFIT BASH!</big>"''
*''"OK, here's the deal! Our unpaid Snifit interns will poke their heads out of the holes in the ground, right?"''
*''"Just bonk them with your hammer with {{button|3ds|B}} before they scurry back underground to the underwhelming intern lounge! All you need to do is bonk 20 of 'em."''
*''"It should go without saying that this challenge will ALSO be done in a room full of very whiffable poison gas. So let's Snifit!"''
*''"Not bad at all. But would we expect anything less from the guardian of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]], folks? No way! The guy is pretty slick with a hammer."''
*''"Stage two is CLEAR! Congrats! Now let's head for the final staaaage!"''
*''"And now, folks, we come to the final stage of Snifit or Whiffit!"''
*''"And the challenge is..."''
*''"UNRELENTINGLY EXITING SHUFFLE GAAAAAME!"''
*''"OK then, inside one of these blocks is the correct answer."''
*''"The rest are all WRONG."''
*''"First, the blocks will be shuffled."''
*''"Once they're shuffled, the excitement sets in as you choose a block."''
*''"If you hit the correct three times, you're in the clear!"''
*''"If you hit the wrong block, a very exiting Snifit battle awaits!"''
*''"Got it? Great! We'll start when everyone says those magic words..."''
*''"Go ahead! Hit the block of your choice!"''
*''"That's the block you're choosing? OK...then let's open it!"''
*''"But of course, sniffing out the right block at that speed was easy."''
*''"Two more correct blocks and you're clear. Now on with the challenges!"''
*''"<big>SHUFFLE IT UP!</big>"''
*''"Well done, really, just fabulous. But your winning streak is about to end. Here's where you'll whiff it for sure."''
*''"Because we're adding another block! Now, you know the deal... If you hit the correct block one more time, you're in the clear."''
*''"You've cleared the whole game! Are you sure you aren't part Snifit?"''
*''"Mario, as much as it pains me, I have to give you the proverbial Snifit high five. Congratulations!"''
*''"As promised, your prize. It's allllll yours!"''
*''"Sadly, folks, this week's episode of Snifit or Whiffit has come to an end."''
*''"On behalf of me, your humble host Snifit, and our guest, Mario, we hope you've enjoyed our time together."''
*''"I hope to see you all soon for another exciting episode of..."''
*''"Listen, Mario, can we talk Snifit to Snifit for a second? I gotta tell you, you did a great job out there."''
*''"I mean, it looked like those were barely even challenges for you, am I right?"''
*''"That's because you're special. And we've prepped a special stage just for special guys like you."''
*''"If you clear this special stage, you'll receive a special prize. And when I say "special prize," I mean "awesome thing.""''
*''"Are you Snifit enough to face the challenge of the special stage?"''
*''"Just like last time, our lawyers advise me that I technically can't guarantee you'll live. You OK with that?"''
*''"That, good buddy, is the right answer. Let's get to the special staaaage!"''
*''"Welcome to the special stage! I just KNEW good old Mario would be up to the challenge."''
*''"Not to scare you, but this time around, the game is gonna destroy you..."''
*''"And here's our game!"''
*''"<big>BIG-BONKING-PANIC-PICK-AND-CHOOSE SNIFIT BASH!</big>"''
*''"OK, I'm gonna get the quiz started, Mario, you know the deal. Answer by hitting the ''✔'' or ''✘'' block, but..."''
*''"Here, as they say, is the TWIST! You can't hit the ''✔'' or ''✘'' block until you bonk five unpaid Snifit interns!"''
*''"You'll have to be quick if you hope to hit enough Snifits AND answer three questions correctly, but that's the only way you'll clear the game."''
*''"Oh, and don't worry, because of course we'll pipe in your favorite flavor of poison gas to keep you on your toes."''
*''"So let's start the special stage, huh? Can I get a..."''
*''"Folks, the special stage is cleared! Wonderful! Fabulous! Dare I say, Snifit! CONGRATULATIONS!"''
*''"Looks like I underestimated you. You must be at least part Snifit... Anyway, that's all our challenges for today, folks."''
*''"Ladies and goodbuddies, give Mario a warm round of applause!"''
*''"The studio was on fire tonight, folks! Thanks so much for being here tonight."''
*''"I've been your host, Snifit. Until next time!"''
*''"Of course, of course. Your prize! Here it is."''


==Kamek==
==Kamek==
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*''"And since you two went through all that trouble to complete such an important piece of literature..."''
*''"And since you two went through all that trouble to complete such an important piece of literature..."''
*''"Let's turn things up another notch, shall we?"''
*''"Let's turn things up another notch, shall we?"''
*''"Keh heh heh... I'm sure you'll have a lovely time laying with [[Big Boo (Paper Mario series)|that massive Boo thing]], won't you? Yes..."''
*''"Keh heh heh... I'm sure you'll have a lovely time laying with [[Big Boo|that massive Boo thing]], won't you? Yes..."''
*''"Well then, I must be going."''
*''"Well then, I must be going."''
*''"Well, well, well. Very impressive. You two somehow managed to make it all the way [[Bowser's Sky Castle|here]]. Eventually."''
*''"Well, well, well. Very impressive. You two somehow managed to make it all the way [[Bowser's Sky Castle|here]]. Eventually."''
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==Kersti==
==Kersti==
*''"wake up..."''
*''"<small>Wake up...</small> Wake up..."''
*''"Wake up..."''
*''"Oh, come onnnnn..."''
*''"Oh, come onnnnn..."''
*''"WAKE UP!''"
*''<big>"WAKE UP!"</big>''
*''"Hey, you...come over here a minute."''
*''"Hey, you...come over here a minute."''
*''"No, this way. Over here."''
*''"Not that way!"''
*''"Hurry up! Get over here!"''
*''"No, no, not over THERE. Over HERE! Ugh, this is so annoying!"''
*''"C'mon... Get over here!"''
*''"Please...just come over to me..."''
*''"Hey, you made it...finally. You sure took your sweet time, huh? But whatever. It's fine."''
*''"Wow, you came right over here, huh? Good instincts. I like it."''
*''"Wow, you came right over here, huh? Good instincts. I like it."''
*''"In case it's not obvious, I'm stuck here and can't move. Hurry up and peel me off this thing!"''
*''"In case it's not obvious, I'm stuck here and can't move. Hurry up and peel me off this thing! Just get close to me and hold down {{button|3ds|A}}. You can handle that, right? Now PEEL!"''
*''"Just get close to me and hold down {{button|3ds|A}}. You can handle that, right?"''
*''"Phew... That was unpleasant. Hey, wait a minute. You..."''
*''"Now PEEL!"''
*''<big>"WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?"</big>''
*''"Phew... That was unpleasant."''
*''"You! YOU'RE the one who touched the comet! What is WRONG with you?! It's a saying from the beginning of time: "Never, EVER touch the [[Sticker Comet]]!" You must have heard it a million times! You don't think a comet packed full of people's wishes might be the teensiest bit dangerous? Noooooo... You, in your infinite wisdom, had to lay your grubby little hands on it, and KERBLAMMO! Total chaos! And do you even realize what blew off to who knows where in the blast? The [[Royal Sticker]]s! Yeah. THOSE ROYAL STICKERS. This is all your fault, pal! You're taking full responsibility for all of this!"''
*''"Hey, wait a minute. You..."''
*''"Huh? Someone named [[Bowser]] touched the Sticker Comet...and you're [[Mario]]?"''
*''"<big>WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?</big>"''
*''<big>"HOW DARE YOU!</big> Pinning the blame on someone else? Talk about cowardly! Talk about completely unpaper-like! A lady is in serious trouble here! Ask yourself: what would the famous Mario do at a time like this, hmmm?"''
*''"You! YOU'RE the one who touched the [[Sticker Comet|comet]]! What is WRONG with you?!"''
*''"Huh? Really? You'll really help? Thanks! In that case, I'll introduce myself."''
*''"It's a saying from the beginning of time: "Never, EVER touch the Sticker Comet!" You must have heard it a million times!"''
*''"You don't think a comet packed full of people's wishes might be the teensiest bit dangerous?"''
*''"Noooooo... You, in your infinite wisdom, had to lay your grubby little hands on it, and KERBLAMMO!"''
*''"Total chaos! And do you even realize what blew off to who knows where in the blast? The [[Royal Sticker]]s! Yeah. THOSE ROYAL STICKERS."''
*''"This is all your fault, pal! You're taking full responsibility for all of this!"''
*''"Huh?"''
*''"Someone named Bowser touched the Sticker Comet...and you're Mario?"''
*''"<big>HOW DARE YOU!</big>"''
*''"Pinning the blame on someone else? Talk about cowardly! Talk about completely unpaper-like!"''
*''"A lady is in serious trouble here! Ask yourself: what would the famous Mario do at a time like this, hmmm?"''
*''"Huh? Really? You'll really help? Thanks!"''
*''"In that case, I'll introduce myself."''
*''"I'm [[Kersti]]!"''
*''"I'm [[Kersti]]!"''
*''"I came from the faraway [[List of implied locations#Sticker Star|Sticker Star]] to grant everyone's wishes at the [[Sticker Fest]]."''
*''"I came from the faraway [[List of implied locations#Sticker Star|Sticker Star]] to grant everyone's wishes at the [[Sticker Fest]]. It's not me who grants them, mind you. No, the stickers who wield the mystical superpowers to grant those wishes are known as the Royal Stickers. Now they're scattered all over... As their caretaker, it's my duty to find all of them...or else I can't return to the Sticker Star! So yeah... That's why you have to help me find the Royal Stickers! It looks like they fell outside of town, so first we need to find out how to get out of here!"''
*''"It's not me who grants them, mind you. No, the stickers who wield the mystical superpowers to grant those wishes are known as the Royal Stickers."''
*''"Hey, so obviously you can [[jump]], but now you can also use that awesome [[Hammer|thing]]. Life is good, huh? Break stuff, knock some stuff down... Just whack whatever you want!"''
*''"Now they're scattered all over... As there caretaker, it's my duty to find all of them...or else I can't return to the Sticker Star!"''
*''"Huh? Hey, that's a [[Sticker (Paper Mario: Sticker Star)|sticker]], isn't it?! Lucky you, picking up something that great. Well, you can't jam something as important as a sticker in your pocket, so let me give you an [[album]] to keep that in."''
*''"So yeah... That's why you have to help me find the Royal Stickers!"''
*''"Not bad, huh? Any sticker you find, you just pop it in the album. Trust me, you're going to need as many of those as you can find later on, so take good care of them!"''
*''"It looks like they fell outside of town, so first we need to find out how to get out of here!"''
*''"Hey, so obviously you can [[jump]], but now you can also use that awesome [[Hammer|thing]]. Life is good, huh?"''
*''"Break stuff, knock some stuff down... Just whack whatever you want!"''
*''"Huh? Hey, that's a [[Sticker (Paper Mario: Sticker Star)|sticker]], isn't it?! Lucky you, picking up something that great."''
*''"Well, you can't jam something as important as a sticker in your pocket, so let me give you an [[album]] to keep that in."''
*''"Not bad, huh? Any sticker you find, you just pop it in the album."''
*''"Trust me, you're going to need as many of those as you can find later on, so take good care of them!"''
*''"Look--a road! NOW we can start making some progress. Hurry up, and let's find the way out of town."''
*''"Look--a road! NOW we can start making some progress. Hurry up, and let's find the way out of town."''
*''"Hmm. So this is the town proper... Quieter than I thought it would be. Well, whatever... Where's that exit?"''
*''"Hmm. So this is the town proper... Quieter than I thought it would be. Well, whatever... Where's that exit?"''
*''"Oh wow! This place is really rolled up tight! That what's-his-Bowser guy did quite a number on the town."''
*''"We did it! Now we can take that exit to get outside of town."''
*''"We did it! Now we can take that exit to get outside of town."''
*''"Finally, we can set out to find the Royal Stickers! FINALLY!"''
*''"Finally, we can set out to find the Royal Stickers! FINALLY!"''
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*''"But wait--what am I thinking?"''
*''"But wait--what am I thinking?"''
*''"I just remembered something, Mario. Wouldn't you be able to mop up these guys a lot faster if you could use more than one sticker at a time?"''
*''"I just remembered something, Mario. Wouldn't you be able to mop up these guys a lot faster if you could use more than one sticker at a time?"''
*''"You know what? Forget you! Here--pick one of these answers so we can move on."''
*''"Right, right! You think so too, huh? Well, I've got good news!"''
*''"Right, right! You think so too, huh? Well, I've got good news!"''
*''"And here it is!"''
*''"And here it is!"''
*''"Ta-dah! The [[Battle Spinner]]!"''
*''"Ta-dah! The [[Battle Spin]]ner!"''
*''"Just stop these spinning wheels with {{button|3ds|A}} and try to match pictures."''
*''"Just stop these spinning wheels with {{button|3ds|A}} and try to match pictures."''
*''"The number of pictures you match determines how many stickers you can use at once!"''
*''"The number of pictures you match determines how many stickers you can use at once!"''
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*''"That's a Royal Sticker!"''
*''"That's a Royal Sticker!"''
*''"Hey! You crazy, babbling loon! Give me back that sticker!"''
*''"Hey! You crazy, babbling loon! Give me back that sticker!"''
*''"Hey, you managed to win the day, but you sure used a lot of stickers. Don't you think maybe there was a more effective sticker you might have used instead?"''
*''"Well, anyway, you won, right? So this time everything's peachy. Still, try a little harder next time!"''
*''"The Royal Sticker... Since it was stuck on that Goomba, he got its power..."''
*''"The Royal Sticker... Since it was stuck on that Goomba, he got its power..."''
*''"But the question is, did it get stuck there on accident, or did someone put it there on purpose?"''
*''"But the question is, did it get stuck there on accident, or did someone put it there on purpose?"''
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*''"So, Mario, are you ready? There's sure to be a secret within this tower..."''
*''"So, Mario, are you ready? There's sure to be a secret within this tower..."''
*''"Huh? Hey! Isn't that a Royal Sticker?!"''
*''"Huh? Hey! Isn't that a Royal Sticker?!"''
*''"Wow. You, uh... You sure used a lot of stickers again, huh? Not trying to nag, but think hard about the stickers you're using in different situations to be more effective!"''
*''"Yeah, you won, and the ends justify the means to an extent, but next time it might be better if you plan wisely!"''
*''"A Royal Sticker can turn even a [[Pokey]] into something monstrous like [[Tower Power Pokey|THAT]]?! What amazing power, huh?"''
*''"A Royal Sticker can turn even a [[Pokey]] into something monstrous like [[Tower Power Pokey|THAT]]?! What amazing power, huh?"''
*''"Wow. We'd better grab that Royal Sticker right now!"''
*''"Wow. We'd better grab that Royal Sticker right now!"''
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*''"If we don't find a way out to that island and stop that stuff from flowing, the woods will never go back to normal."''
*''"If we don't find a way out to that island and stop that stuff from flowing, the woods will never go back to normal."''
*''"Oh no! Is the little guy OK down there?"''
*''"Oh no! Is the little guy OK down there?"''
*''"I have HAD it! Why does stuff like this always happen to me?!"''
*''"Hey! Are you going to keep me waiting here forever?"''
*''"You listen to me! When Mario shows up, AND HE WILL, he's going to tear all of you guys to pieces!"''
*''"Mario, you're really taking your time! Where ARE you? What are you doing? Damsel in distress over here!"''
*''"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?! Don't you think you've kept me waiting a little too long? You didn't go home, did you? Was it something I said?"''
*''"What am I going to do? Losing the Royal Stickers is all my fault."''
*''"Aaaaaaaaah... I can't go back to the Sticker Star like this. Ooooooooh... Why me? Why this? Why now?"''
*''"Aaaah... Awwww... I want to cry... Wait, I am crying... Stupid crying... Sniffle..."''
*''"........."''
*''"AAAAAH! Mario!"''
*''"AAAAAH! Mario!"''
*''"In case you never knew noticed, I don't have arms or legs. So DO SOMETHING."''
*''"In case you never knew noticed, I don't have arms or legs. So DO SOMETHING."''
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*''"Hey! What about our prize?"''
*''"Hey! What about our prize?"''
*''"What... What's that [[Sticker (Paper Mario: Sticker Star)#Radiator|thing]] for?"''
*''"What... What's that [[Sticker (Paper Mario: Sticker Star)#Radiator|thing]] for?"''
*''"Hey! You're all part of the same body! Why is it that you never, ever learn?"''
*''"Mario, take that naughty segment out in a single shot!"''
*''"Hey! Stop bullying [[Traveling Toad|that little guy]]! [[Poison Blooper|You]] should be ashamed!"''
*''"Mario! Maybe you ought to slip these guys 50 coins so they go away!"''
*''"That's our Mario! Get 'em!"''
*''"Easy there, little guy! Don't you realize you're covered in poison? Don't you want to get cleaned up before you go picking any more fights?"''
*''"Look, I know getting split up by Kamek's magic is no kind of fun. Which makes sense, because Kamek is no kind of fun."''
*''"But you taking advantage of all this madness to go wilding with Bloopers is just wrong! You're better than that!"''
*''"Anyway, this whole situation is nuts. So let's get this over with!"''
*''"What's wrong, little guy?"''
*''"Listen kiddo... When I look at that poison island, I just get MAD."''
*''"But it's a useless kind of mad. There's no way to get over there to check it out. We can't swim in a poisoned sea."''
*''"Ugh! It ran off again!"''
*''"What's wrong, little guy? Calm down."''
*''"Did you here that, little guy? He's not taking the ship out."''
*''"I understand you want to do something about the poison, but we'll have to give up the idea of going by ship."''
*''"All that fleeing, hiding, struggling... I can't say that was especially fun, but thank goodness they're all safe."''
*''"But seriously now, won't you catch a cold or something if you stay like that? What do you think about maybe changing back into your old self?"''
*''"Hmmmm... Kamek's magic must be pretty strong."''
*''"Well, let's give it a try."''
*''"OK, Mario, here we go!"''
*''"Alley-OOP!"''
*''"I have to be honest... This'll be the first time I've tried using paperization on something that's alive."''
*''"But he's made of the same papery stuff as the rest of the world, right? Yeah, it should work fine. The rest is up to you, Mario."''
*''"We'll do this the same way as normal paperization. Now let's stick Wiggler's segments back together for him!"''
*''"The last piece!"''
*''"Wait a minute!"''
*''"Kamek must have known Wiggler could walk over poison..."''
*''"I bet he used his magic to break Wiggler up so he couldn't get to that island!"''
*''"That is just DIRTY! I don't get mad to easily, but that Kamek really STINKS!"''
*''"Wow, he can really fire himself up!"''
*''"Well, let's go to [[Whitecap Beach]] too. We'll finally see where that poison is coming from!"''
*''"I like your enthusiasm, but let's not be to hasty, Wiggler..."''
*''"Mario, there could be anything waiting for us on that island... We'd better make sure we're prepared."''
*''"With Kamek involved, you can pretty much count on the fact that something bad is out there."''
*''"Hee hee hee... Wiggler, you've learned a lot, haven't you?"''
*''"It sounds like this whole ordeal made you grow up just a little."''
*''"That's right! That's why we have to stop that poison as quickly as possible and return the forest to normal."''
*''"Ah, I can finally see the island."''
*''"Mario, let's go. Let's find the source of that icky, overflowing poison!"''
*''"Hmm... We might be able to block the poison before it gets to us."''
*''"But it IS a liquid... Maybe something that could absorb it would work?"''
*''"And thanks to you carrying us to that island, Wiggler, we managed to get back a very important sticker."''
*''"So thank YOU, Wiggler! Now that the leaves are clean, you should eat as much as you want!"''
*''"Right! Eat a lot, and you'll grow big!"''
*''"Turned out great, didn't it, Mario?"''
*''"Um... OK... So let me get this straight. You want us to go inside this [[The Enigmansion|mansion of terror]] and seal up all the terrifying things inside this book?''
*''"Huh. It seems strange that such an important seal could break so easily. Maybe it's the fault of a Royal Sticker?"''
*''"Well, maybe so and maybe not, but either way, stamping out terror inside a haunted mansion sounds like it could be kind of fun! I mean, right?"''
*''"C'mon, Mario, let's go inside and take a look around."''
*''"Of course, if you're TOO terrified, you don't have to. Hee hee hee!"''
*''"Hey, were those the "terrifying things" just now? They looked more "fun" than "terrifying" to me, but whatever."''
*''"One thing's for sure: they can hide like nobody's business! Maybe they're just shy or something."''
*''"One way or another, we've got to find them all and seal them up!"''
*''"I sense that there are terrifying things somewhere nearby."''
*''"Phew. Looks like it's finally all over."''
*''"Hey, Kamek said he came here looking for a book about stickers, right?"''
*''"You have to wonder if maybe he read something in there that could cause us trouble..."''
*''"Nah... No way. He just opened that Book of Sealing by mistake and basically nothing came of it, so..."''
*''"Yeah, so that's that. All sewn up. And that Toad is waiting, so let's go to the room to the left of the lobby."''
*''"Regular stickers are barely even making this monster's feet itch!"''
*''"We need to go all out! Break out those THING stickers!"''
*''"Wow, amazing! So this is what the inside of a volcano is like."''
*''"I guess I shouldn't be surprised... but it's really hot! Looking for a Royal Sticker in here is not going to be easy."''
*''"Huh?"''
*''"THAT WAS THE WORST!"''
*''"We've really met our match this time! But no way am I getting eaten again!"''
*''"HEY! [[Petey Piranha|YOU]]! Yeah, I'm talking to you! How dare you try to eat a lady?!
*''"Mario, teach it a lesson! Hit the Battle Spinner and crank it up, full throttle!"''
*''"Hmph. Stickers are NOT food."''
*''"Time to grab that Royal Sticker!"''
*''"Bowser's face... That must have been Bowser's castle!"''
*''"The last Royal Sticker is there! The last battle is finally upon us."''
*''"To Bowser's castle!"''
*''"Wow! Flutter, I hardly recognized you!"''
*''"This must be your true form. It's just wonderful."''
*''"And what's that on your back? Are those..."''
*''"Wiggler, about those "old times"... You know that was just a little while ago, right?"''
*''"Ah, there you are, you little brat! We won't go easy on you either. Come take your medicine!"''
*''"We're here! There's nowhere left to run, so get ready for a spanking!"''
*''"Hmph. A little brat to the bitter end."''
*''"Hey, that's Princess Peach!"''
*''"Isn't she the apple of your eye? Quick, let's save her while Bowser's not around!"''
*''"At long last... Bowser!"''
*''"Wait a minute... You're all sparkly! You're sparkling from the Royal Sticker!"''
*''"We're not a-afraid of you!"''
*''"We fought our way all the way here to peel that Royal Sticker right off your nasty forehead!"''
*''"So..."''
*''"GIVE IT UP!"''
*''"No! The Royal Sticker fell with Bowser!"''
*''"Thanks for sticking me up, Mario."''
*''"I'm giving you all my shine. You have to win!"''
*''"Looking back, I realise I kind of forced you to come on this adventure with me. I'm sorry..."''
*''"We've been through a lot, but... it was fun. And now..."''
*''"Goodbye!"''
*''"<big>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!</big>"''
*''"Please tell me you aren't trying to touch the Sticker Comet again!"''
*''"You know what I think? I think you're a troublemaker! And your troublemaking made trouble for everyone!"''
*''"Hmm... Being brought back to life by Mario's wish was definitely nice, but..."''
*''"If it's like this every year at the Sticker Fest, I may have to seriously reconsider my career path."''


==Koopa Paratroopa==
==Koopa Paratroopa==
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*''"<big>SHINE-YAAAAAAAA!</big>"''
*''"<big>SHINE-YAAAAAAAA!</big>"''
*''"Shee hee hee! Well met, Mario."''
*''"Shee hee hee! Well met, Mario."''
*''"But here's where I turn you into confetti and scatter you to the winds! Take this! Shine-diddly-doo!"''
*''"But here's where I turn you into confetti and scatter you to the winds! Take this! Shine-diddly-doo!"'' (American English)
*''"You [[Kersti|noisy, unsparkly, unshiny girl]]!"''
*''"But here's where I use my origami skills to fold you into a delicate little butterfly...and then CRUSH YOU! Shine-diddly-DOO!"'' (British English)
*''"[[Bowser]] entrusted this [[Royal Sticker|amazing sticker]] to US! Not you!"''
*''"You [[Kersti|noisy, unsparkly, unshiny girl]]!"'' (American English)
*''"And with the power of this oh-so-shiny sticker, we get PUMPED!"''
*''"Wow, this sparkly little lady has quite the mouth on her!"'' (British English)
*''"[[Bowser]] entrusted this [[Royal Sticker|amazing sticker]] to US! Not you!"'' (American English)
*''"Bowser entrusted this amazing sticker to us - not you!"'' (British English)
*''"And with the power of this oh-so-shiny sticker, we get PUMPED!"'' (American English)
*''"And with the power of this oh-so-shiny sticker, we get PUMPED UP!"'' (British English)
*''"Sheeny shiny dazzly doooo... This many stickers too much for you?"''
*''"Sheeny shiny dazzly doooo... This many stickers too much for you?"''
*''"OH, SUCH SHINABILITY!"''
*''"OH, SUCH SHINABILITY!"''
*''"The shininess! Such power it gives! Such glittery-glottery glory!"''
*''"The shininess! Such power it gives! Such glittery-glottery glory!"''
*''"All right, boys! Time for the real deal!"''
*''"All right, boys! Time for the real deal!"'' (American English)
*''"All right, lads! Time to show them what's what!"'' (British English)
*''"Oopsie for yoopsie! When we're all sparkled up in a wall, that stuff doesn't even faze us!"''
*''"Oopsie for yoopsie! When we're all sparkled up in a wall, that stuff doesn't even faze us!"''
*''"Shee hee hooof... That stunk! C'mon, boys, get your shine back on!"''
*''"Oh, sparkles! Guys, get it together!"''
*''"Come, my sparkling shine-o-rooskies, and unite once more into a gigantic sticker of glitterosity!"''
*''"Shee hee hooof... That stunk! C'mon, boys, get your shine back on!"'' (American English)
*''"UNshiny, UNdazzlish, UNCOOL! You whiny little spit wads!"''
*''"Shee hee hooof... What was that?! Come on, lads! Get back to shining!"'' (British English)
*''"Come, my sparkling shine-o-rooskies, and unite once more into a gigantic sticker of glitterosity!"'' (American English)
*''"Come, my sparkly shine-a-roombies, and unite once more into a gigantic sticker of glitterosity!"'' (British English)
*''"UNshiny, UNdazzlish, UNCOOL! You whiny little spit wads!"'' (American English)
*''"What?! Cowards! That is NOT shiny! I can't believe you're folding!"'' (British English)
*''"................................."''
*''"................................."''
*''"If that's the way it is, the FINE! I'll outshine you myself!"''
*''"If that's the way it is, then FINE! I'll outshine you myself!"''
*''"Shuuuh... Uuuuugh..."''
*''"Shuuuh... Uuuuugh..."''
*''"All that wonderful, glittery power was like a dazzling dream..."''
*''"All that wonderful, glittery power was like a dazzling dream..."''
*''"Now it's gone... Now I no longer... shi... ne.."''
*''"Now it's gone... Now I no longer... shi... ne.."''
==Miscellaneous Toads==
*''"[[Mario]]! [[Bowser]]'s pasted us up all over the place! Luckily I've got just the thing for a crisis like this. Here--take it!"''
*''"It may not look like much, but this [[hammer]]'s got a long and distinguished pedigree that echoes back through the [[Mushroom Kingdom|kingdom]]'s history. If you just use {{button|3ds|B}}, you'll master it in no time!"''
*''"So are you using that hammer that doesn't look like much but has a long and distinguished pedigree that echoes back through the kingdom's history?"''
*''"Great. That was fun. Yeah, pasted behind a sign in a forgotten corner... And what number did I draw in the rescued-Toad lottery? <number>. Story of my life."''


==Mizzter Blizzard==
==Mizzter Blizzard==
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*''"When the cold snows fall next year, you'll make me again, won't you?"''
*''"When the cold snows fall next year, you'll make me again, won't you?"''
*''"Then we can meet once more!"''
*''"Then we can meet once more!"''
==Narration==
*''"Ahem! Today's story begins one evening during a holiday called [[Sticker Fest]]."''
*''"The Sticker Fest is a celebration of [[sticker]]s that occurs every year in the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]."''
*''"On the special night, a [[Sticker Comet]] falls from far beyond the sky."''
*''"If everyone concentrates and wishes on this Sticker Comet..."''
*''"It's said that all of those wishes will come true."''


==Paragoomba==
==Paragoomba==
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*''"No, it was brought with the bravery of Mario, who returned the Royal Stickers to us..."''
*''"No, it was brought with the bravery of Mario, who returned the Royal Stickers to us..."''
*''"And it was paid for with the power of all of you, who wished so fervently for Sticker Fest to return."''
*''"And it was paid for with the power of all of you, who wished so fervently for Sticker Fest to return."''
==Royal Stickers==
<i>
*a sticker fluttered down from the sky<br>excited Goombas cheered on from high<br>sixteen sheets became one bad guy<br>in the end they split and went bye-bye
*a lonely stadium atop a desert tower<br>a Royal Sticker gave a Pokey power<br>Kamek wielded magic dark and dour<br>the tower folded like a withering flower
*a big Blooper loved to boogie and bop<br>Small Bloopers loved to fight and flop<br>a Royal Sticker popped evil's top<br>poison gushed out and would not stop
*spring came and snow started to melt<br>my body got uncomfortably svelte<br>I lamented the frail bod I was dealt<br>a sticker knew my wish was heartfelt
*Rumble Volcano had grown irate<br>the Spear Guys threw a fest to placate<br>a sparkling sticker being arrived late<br>and this glutton, it ate, ate, and ate
(British version)
*A sticker came fluttering down from the sky.<br>Excited Goombas cheered from on high.<br>Sixteen sheets became one bad guy.<br>In the end, they split up and said "bye-bye."
*In a lonely stadium atop a desert tower,<br>a Royal Sticker gave a Pokey a power.<br>Kamek wielded magic most dark and dour.<br>The tower folded like a withering flower.
*A big Blooper loved to boogie and bop.<br>The small Bloopers, they loved to fight and flop.<br>A Royal Sticker popped evil's top.<br>Poison gushed out and would not stop.
*Spring came along, making slush of the snow.<br>My body, too, melted in the sun's glow.<br>Of a body that wouldn't melt, I hoped one day to know.<br>So I wished for the Royal Sticker to make it so.
*Rumble Volcano was most enraged and fuming.<br>The Spear Guys threw a fest to prevent it from booming.<br>A sparkling sticker descended, gliding and zooming.<br>It seemed nothing could stop this glutton's consuming.
</i>
<gallery>
PMSS Megasparkle Goomba Story.png|Megasparkle Goomba's poem
PMSS Tower Power Pokey Story.png|Tower Power Pokey's poem
BoogieBoppingBlooper.png|Gooper Blooper's poem
PMSS Mizzter Blizzard Story.png|Mizzter Blizzard's poem
PMSS Petey Piranha Story.png|Petey Piranha's poem
</gallery>


==Sling-a-Thing Toad==
==Sling-a-Thing Toad==
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*''"Yay!"''
*''"Yay!"''


==''Snifit or Whiffit'' host==
==Sticker Museum curator==
*''"LAAAAADIES AAAAAAND GENTLEBUDDIES!"''
*''"Aw, wouldja lookit this? What a pickle! Plaza's all rolled up like a burrito. Can't get out of town 'cause of this fine how-do-you-do, no, sir. I ain't gonna lie to you--this looks bad. But maybe if we get all the Toads in town to help, we can de-burrito it. Mario, the town Toads are probably all over the place after that Sticker Fest carnage, so track 'em all down and see if they can help!"''
*''"So VERY sorry to keep you waiting! We've got a great show for you folks. That's right! It's time to play..."''
*''"Ain't this just a big ol' foofaraw? Plaza's all burritoed up, and we can't get out of town. But I'll tell you, Mario...if all the Toads in town worked together, we might just win the day."''
*''"<big>SNIFIT OR...</big>"''
*''"Good deal! Thanks to you, we got all the Toads together! That's our Mario--a Toad-saving pro! Now, let's get to it!"''
*''"<big>WHIFFIT!</big>"''
*''"OK. Ready to un-burrito this bad boy?"''
*''"Yes, we're back this week with another exiting episode of [[Snifit or Whiffit]]! I'm your host, [[Snifit]]."''
*''"PUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!"''
*''"For the next 30 minutes, our star guest will come face-to-face with three positively riveting challenges!"''
*''"Mario. Thanks for saving me back there. I ain't gonna lie--I was in a pickle. When the town was all burritoed up, I guess I got a little too stoked about getting it back to normal... Time came for the de-burrito procedure, and before I could say "boy howdy," I was smooshed into some kinda netherworld under that fountain. So, I gotta thank you for saving me... C'mon this-a-way."''
*''"And today's guest is the best of the best, yes, the man we all detest... Mario!"''
*''"So yeah, I wanted to get the town back to normal more than anything... And the reason is behind this door. Come on with me."''
*''"That's right, and if our guest is Snifit enough to vanquish all three games, he'll receive this fabulous prize!"''
*''"Whatcha think, Mario? Welcome to the Sticker Museum! A place to preserve all the wondrous stickers in the world for posterity! Yep, I invested my vast fortune and worked underground like a crazed mole to build this place all by my own self! The greatest (and only) sticker museum in the entire kingdom! Hoo DILLY!"''
*''"Uh...a piece of Wiggler?!"''
*''"Right! Well, about that... I can't say as I have many stickers yet. Well, any."''
*''"Well, without further ado... Challenge! Are you ready, both physically and mentally, to Snifit or Whiffit?"''
*''"But Mario, you look like a fella that's into stickers, right? I mean, you just seem like you GET it. You're one of us."''
*''"Now, once the games begin, we can't guarantee that you'll...um...survive. Are you suuuuuure you're up to the challenge?"''
*''"Right, yeah, so in that case, I think it just makes good sense to have ol' Mario collect stickers for me to exhibit here! I mean, the guy clearly loves stickers! And if you dig stickers, it's an honor to take on such an important task, right? You're helping CULTURE, am I right?"''
*''"Now, that's what I call a right answer! All righty, let's get things started... Here's the first game!"''
*''"YESSS! Aw, thanks a million! Let's do this sticker museum up nice! Just DANDY that you're helping out!"''
*''"<big>PICK-AND-CHOOSE PANIC!</big>"''
*''"I already picked the exhibition spot for each sticker, so if you have a certain sticker in your album, a ghostly image of that sticker will appear in the frame. As for how to stick 'em, I don't suspect I need to tell such an enthusiast as yourself how to perform THAT operation. Anyhoo, thanks for all your help! I'll have an intern whip up descriptions of any stickers you put up in here. Gonna be the best sticker museum ever!"''
*''"Here comes the first question. Mario, I want you to answer by hitting either the ''✔'' or ''✘'' block."''
*''"You stuck a sticker! That's the spirit! Keep rolling until this place is done!"''
*''"Of course, our hilarious poison gas will start filling the room, so answer fast! One whiff of that stuff and your [[Heart Point|HP]] will drop like nobody's business!"''
*''"Let's get this sticker museum done up right, whatcha say?!"''
*''"OK then! Let's Snifit!"''
*''"Mario! I can't believe it! You've finally completed the Battle Sticker section of the museum! Diddly-dang-delightful! Tell you what--to commemorate the occasion, I'm opening a special exhibition room! How'd you like THAT?"''
*''"Only a guy who's been tormenting Bowser over so many years could keep so cool in a room full of poison! Lesser men would've whiffed it!"''
*''"Mario! You just blew my mind, son! You completed the Thing Sticker area of the museum! Diddly-dang-delicious! Tell you what--to commemorate the occasion, I'm opening a special exhibition room! How'd you like THAT?"''
*''"Anyway, the first stage is CLEARED! Let's move on to the next!"''
*''"Mario! You did it! We did it! Finally! You collected all the stickers! The museum is totally complete! My dream is fulfilled at long last! Super-diddly-dang-DUPER!"''
*''"That's right, ladies and goodbuddies, it's time for the second challenge!"''
*''"Why, sure! Vice Curator Kersti! And Mario... You've got a nice, honorary-looking mustache there... How does Honorary Curator sound?"''
*''"<big>BIG BONKING SNIFIT BASH!</big>"''
*''"Honorary Curator Mario and Vice Curator Kersti! You're looking good. Don't you worry about a thing. I'll be right here, taking care of visitors every dang day!"''
*''"OK, here's the deal! Our unpaid Snifit interns will poke their heads out of the holes in the ground, right?"''
*''"Just bonk them with your hammer with {{button|3ds|B}} before they scurry back underground to the underwhelming intern lounge! All you need to do is bonk 20 of 'em."''
*''"It should go without saying that this challenge will ALSO be done in a room full of very whiffable poison gas. So let's Snifit!"''
*''"Not bad at all. But would we expect anything less from the guardian of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]], folks? No way! The guy is pretty slick with a hammer."''
*''"Stage two is CLEAR! Congrats! Now let's head for the final staaaage!"''
*''"And now, folks, we come to the final stage of Snifit or Whiffit!"''
*''"And the challenge is..."''
*''"UNRELENTINGLY EXITING SHUFFLE GAAAAAME!"''
*''"OK then, inside one of these blocks is the correct answer."''
*''"The rest are all WRONG."''
*''"First, the blocks will be shuffled."''
*''"Once they're shuffled, the excitement sets in as you choose a block."''
*''"If you hit the correct three times, you're in the clear!"''
*''"If you hit the wrong block, a very exiting Snifit battle awaits!"''
*''"Got it? Great! We'll start when everyone says those magic words..."''
*''"Go ahead! Hit the block of your choice!"''
*''"That's the block you're choosing? OK...then let's open it!"''
*''"But of course, sniffing out the right block at that speed was easy."''
*''"Two more correct blocks and you're clear. Now on with the challenges!"''
*''"<big>SHUFFLE IT UP!</big>"''
*''"Well done, really, just fabulous. But your winning streak is about to end. Here's where you'll whiff it for sure."''
*''"Because we're adding another block! Now, you know the deal... If you hit the correct block one more time, you're in the clear."''
*''"You've cleared the whole game! Are you sure you aren't part Snifit?"''
*''"Mario, as much as it pains me, I have to give you the proverbial Snifit high five. Congratulations!"''
*''"As promised, your prize. It's allllll yours!"''
*''"Sadly, folks, this week's episode of Snifit or Whiffit has come to an end."''
*''"On behalf of me, your humble host Snifit, and our guest, Mario, we hope you've enjoyed our time together."''
*''"I hope to see you all soon for another exciting episode of..."''
*''"Listen, Mario, can we talk Snifit to Snifit for a second? I gotta tell you, you did a great job out there."''
*''"I mean, it looked like those were barely even challenges for you, am I right?"''
*''"That's because you're special. And we've prepped a special stage just for special guys like you."''
*''"If you clear this special stage, you'll receive a special prize. And when I say "special prize," I mean "awesome thing.""''
*''"Are you Snifit enough to face the challenge of the special stage?"''
*''"Just like last time, our lawyers advise me that I technically can't guarantee you'll live. You OK with that?"''
*''"That, good buddy, is the right answer. Let's get to the special staaaage!"''
*''"Welcome to the special stage! I just KNEW good old Mario would be up to the challenge."''
*''"Not to scare you, but this time around, the game is gonna destroy you..."''
*''"And here's our game!"''
*''"<big>BIG-BONKING-PANIC-PICK-AND-CHOOSE SNIFIT BASH!</big>"''
*''"OK, I'm gonna get the quiz started, Mario, you know the deal. Answer by hitting the ''✔'' or ''✘'' block, but..."''
*''"Here, as they say, is the TWIST! You can't hit the ''✔'' or ''✘'' block until you bonk five unpaid Snifit interns!"''
*''"You'll have to be quick if you hope to hit enough Snifits AND answer three questions correctly, but that's the only way you'll clear the game."''
*''"Oh, and don't worry, because of course we'll pipe in your favorite flavor of poison gas to keep you on your toes."''
*''"So let's start the special stage, huh? Can I get a..."''
*''"Folks, the special stage is cleared! Wonderful! Fabulous! Dare I say, Snifit! CONGRATULATIONS!"''
*''"Looks like I underestimated you. You must be at least part Snifit... Anyway, that's all our challenges for today, folks."''
*''"Ladies and goodbuddies, give Mario a warm round of applause!"''
*''"The studio was on fire tonight, folks! Thanks so much for being here tonight."''
*''"I've been your host, Snifit. Until next time!"''
*''"Of course, of course. Your prize! Here it is."''


==Tower Power Pokey==
==Tower Power Pokey==
*''"SHEEBYDEEBY..."''
*''"SHEEBYDEEBY..."''
*''"SHEENY SHOOBY SHINY SHLOO..."''
*''"SHEENY SHOOBY SHINY SHLOO..."'' (American English)
*''"<big>SHINE-A-ROONEY!</big>"''
*''"EENY SHEENY SHINY SHOO..."'' (British English)
*''"<big>SHINE-A-ROONEY!</big>"'' (American English)
*''"<big>SHINE-A-POKEY!</big>''" (British English)
*''"SHUH... SHI... NY... OW?"''
*''"SHUH... SHI... NY... OW?"''


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*''"Hey, you're right. Why was Wiggler sleeping in a place like this?"''
*''"Hey, you're right. Why was Wiggler sleeping in a place like this?"''
*''"Oh yes, it was because Wiggler filled up on leaves and got super sleepy. Wiggler hasn't eaten that much in a long time."''
*''"Oh yes, it was because Wiggler filled up on leaves and got super sleepy. Wiggler hasn't eaten that much in a long time."''
*''"Lately this forest has been covered in icky, [[Poisoned Water|goopy poison]]..."''
*''"Lately this forest has been covered in icky, [[Poison (obstacle)|goopy poison]]..."''
*''"Wiggler's favorite leaves also got covered in icky, goopy poison, and so Wiggler couldn't eat them anymore..."''
*''"Wiggler's favorite leaves also got covered in icky, goopy poison, and so Wiggler couldn't eat them anymore..."''
*''"So Wiggler came all the way to the forest's entrance looking for clean leaves leaves to nibble."''
*''"So Wiggler came all the way to the forest's entrance looking for clean leaves leaves to nibble."''
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