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====WarioWare, Inc. Official Site====
====WarioWare, Inc. Official Site====
*'''The perfect evening:''' "''Hitting the club and dancing the night away, baby.''"
*'''Hobbies:''' "''Checking my cell for hot new messages!''"
*'''Specialties:''' "''Nobody swipe types on their phone as fast as Jimmy T.''"
*'''Low-key boast:''' "''Felines LOVE me. Don't ask me why.''"
*'''Relationship with Wario:''' "''We’ve been texting buddies for forever! Grew up together too.''"
*'''The perfect weekend:''' "''Pigeon-watching at the park, 'cause you can't spell "cool" without "coo." Those birds know what's up!''"
*'''Secret tidbit:''' "''My hair is actually a wi— Uh, never mind. Forget I said it.''"
*'''CEO Comment:''' "''Jimmy's my texting buddy! I've known him since we were little. He taught me how to increase the company's "follower" count, and more followers means more moolah! What a useful guy! That's why I made him an employee—and by "employee," I mean "guy who I never pay." Wahaha!''"
*'''CEO Comment:''' "''Jimmy's my texting buddy! I've known him since we were little. He taught me how to increase the company's "follower" count, and more followers means more moolah! What a useful guy! That's why I made him an employee—and by "employee," I mean "guy who I never pay." Wahaha!''"