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[[image:3D_Rock!.png|center|frame|WELCOME from 3D! And Paper Jorge! And Wayoshi! And WarioLoaf! And Monty Mole! And Maxlover2! And Steve! And Sir Grodus! And Parayoshi! And Yoshi626! And Knife! And Yoshi Mastar! And RAP! And Aipom! And Plumber! And Mariofan 132! And all of us here at the MarioWiki!]]
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Well, hey there! Whether youy've seen my page 1,578,536 times or this is the first time you've seen it, feel
free to gaze at my new decor, read about me and the other users here, check out my comics, or
just sit back, listen to some Mario music soundtracks and watch some Looney Tunes! You can copy any of the
pictures, movies, or music here to your page. Enjoy.


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LOOK OUT! YOU WILL BE EXPOSED TO MIND-NUMBING STUPIDITY AND/OR HUMOR BY READING THE REST OF THIS PAGE! PLEASE GO BACK TO [[Special:Mypage|YOUR PAGE]] TO AVOID IMPLODING!


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==All About Me. Enough said.==


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''If 3Dejong ruled the world, Humans would be... screaming.<br>
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~ [[User:Parayoshi|Parayoshi]], on the Wiki Forum
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[[Image:luigi.jpg|left|thumb|Luigi, my favorite character! But WALUIGI is my LEAST favorite!]]
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I, of course, am the reason why you are reading this page. I am also a veteran user, having been around this leg
of the woods for over a year now, seeing as I came here 3:30 p.m, September 18, 2006. This section is all about ME, MYSELF,
and, more importantly, '''''I'''''. It only covers all of my personal junk 'n stuff, so if you want
to watch Looney Tunes, see random pix, or read something funny, please push off to about six page scrolls
below. But I'd really rather prefer if you didn't.
 
===My Personal Life===
===Poisonal Personals===
First of all, the earthreal ME. I am a teenager, age not disclosed, fighting against puberty, facial hair, pimples, but, thank God, NOT the urge to drool over women. However, I do have an urge to drool over game consoles. You may call me a nerd. I prefer to call myself an electronics consultant.
 
I live in Califorina, bla bla bla, with a family of eight, bla bla bla, etc. If you want to read about
my family, next section, please. For right now, just stay with me.
 
My personal life consists of computers, homeschoolwork, video games, comic strips, and this website. Not
a varied existence, but at least it's a happy one.
 
My parents are Christians, and pretty good for parents. I'm homeschooled, and I really would not ever, ever trade my homeschooling life in for a boring, eight-hour day at some institution where all the kids grate on you if you're a "nerd" or paste themselves all over you if you're a "jock". I once attended a homeschool group for a year where I and about eight other kids would get together every other day and, for two hours, have a study group.  It was EXCRUTIATINGLY, PAINFULLY BORING.
 
I can't see how you guys stand being holed up in school for eight FREAKING HOURS ON END. Two hours were all I could take, and at that, every other day.
 
Anyway, so I am homeschooled, my parents are Christian, I lead a very, very sheltered life, and I have a TON of siblings.
 
The Christian part of my life is quite simple. My family isn't Baptist, Jewish, Protestant, Catholic, or whatever. Instead, every Sunday my family
and about five of our friend's families get together and read the Bible and discuss it for two hours. No "hand out tracts" or "observe Passover" and all that.
 
I don't blame you if you skipped over all that.
 
===My Wiki Life===
This wiki contitutes about 78.4% of my life right now. That should tell you something about me. I came
here last year, pretty much dedicaed my life to this site, and am still not a sysop. (I joined at 3:30 pm, September 18, 2006.) Oh, wells.
 
My first exposure to Mario came when I played Super Mario Bros: Classic NES Series on a friend's GBA SP. For years I had known, vaugley, that Nintendo, Sega, and Playstation were video game makers, and that Mario was a famous gaming icon. One of my cousins had gotten ahold of a new SP with Pac-Man Collection and Piglet's Big Game, and I spent many happy hours playing both. But Super Mario Bros. exposed me forever to the bright, sidescrolling world of Mario and friends, never to leave. I promptly contracted a severe case of Mario Nerd Fever, never to recover.
 
I discovered this page while surfing Wikipedia. At first I thought, "Sweet! A cool place about EVERYTHING Mario!" But later, I realized that one could MAKE AN ACCOUNT... and my life has never been the same! I've become a permanent eyesore here, and, somehow, have gotten ADDICTED to typing stuff. Anyway, I'm pretty much the handyman for anything that does NOT involve stuff like "<stuffinfweird<>'s>". I use my handy scanner to rip stuff out of Player's Guides (like in the [[Toady]] page, for instance), and use my huge understanding of all things Mario to make walkthroughs, articles, pics, etc. I've also somehow contracted intermediate popularity and have appeared in a good number of comics and stories. I also have my personal fan base. >:D
 
I've made a lot of friends, and, due to some weird flaw in my personality, got really popular. Xzelion's
pretty much stolen that spotlight now. Heh. Fame is fickle. ;)
 
I'm also a user on [http::/www.mwuserpedia.scribblewiki.com Mwuserpedia], as well as the [https://www.marioboards.com MarioWiki Forum.] So far,
I have the most posts on the forum, but every time I take a vacation, that darn Smiddle tops me. Grrr.
 
I run the Fake News, a Shroom article parodying anything and everything. No, you can't has it. :P
 
I also have a humor-based comic strip, known as the [[User:3dejong/MW Alliance|MW Alliance]]. Read it now! It's
still in the "meh" phase, but I'm really working hard on it, so read it ASAP.
 
Finally, a few noteworthy achievements: I have the most Userboxes of any user (over 101 of 'em), I have the biggest
userpage of any user, and I'm the most random of any user. I also never use the chatroom.
 
Well, that wraps up me. Now, let's move on to my mom and dad. DON'T RUN AWAY! They're more intersting than you think...
 
==Family==
Yes, my mom 'n dad. I left out my siblings, for fear you might yawn to death.
 
===Mom===
My mom is sweet, and always tries to understand me. But the three things she hates with a passion are the three things I LOVE with a passion.
 
Wait, lemme rephrase. She hates, in her own words, anything that accomplishes nothing. And in her eyes, my three loves, comics/comic books,
the entire Internet, and video games are nothing but that.


Hi there!, fellow gamers, and thanks for taking the time to read my page! I am Daniel David DeJong, known as 3dejong or 3D to YOU, or as Son Who Plays Video Games And Is On The Computer Too Much to my mom and dad. Or, in other words, I am 3dejong:
Actually, it's rooted in good reasoning. I read comics A LOT. I really, really love 'em. But I won't go into that, since it has nothing to do with this site. There, you rabid sysops.


3- favorite number
With the Internet, too, she has good reasons. The main reason is the fact she always thinks I'm looking at porn when her back is turned.
d- D’oh!
I am going through puberty, but thank God, I'm not yet at the lusting-for-women-stage. Gar.
e- EEEEK!
j- Juicy: Good pancakes are always juicy!
o- Orange: favorite color and fruit
n- NOT AVAILIBLE.. what I usually am nowadays.
g- Gooey: The way I like my waffles.


Read on to discover more about me, and remember, have fun! You can copy any pictures and/or userboxes here. Also, please feast your eyes on my sprite comic, check out what's happening in my life (yes, I have one), read a bio of ME, or learn about the other guys here! I try to update my page every day, so keep checking back!
There is also the fact she is also afraid of online prederators. If you don't know about the Wayoshi-Willy incident, you're better
off not knowing. All I'm saying is that Wayoshi, under an anynomous guise, said very, very bad things to me in chat during that period.


I am an EXTREME Mario and Nintendo fan (I live, eat, breathe and sleep them), so this website is the perfect way to vent my knowledge! (I joined at 3:30 pm, September 18, 2006.) One thing you should know: I. HATE. SONY. AND. MICROSOFT. Actually, Crash and Spyro are really fun, innovotive titles to me, and Sony creates great games (the PSP is pretty cool, like a gaming PDA) but what totally ticks me off is the fact that Sony pretty much passes their system off as an "entertainment system". Sheeesh. Like, Playstation is a GAMING CONSOLE! Sure, snappping a rented DVD onto your PS2 is great and convienient, but still, if you want good DVD backup, go buy a DVD/VHS system. With Microsoft, well, that's another story altogether. I won't beat up on Halo, I've seen screenshots of it (beautiful graphics) and I've heard it has a great, engaging storyline, so well, okay, I'll say it, Halo's pretty cool! The thing about it, though, is that it's, like, Xbox's only first-party game! Any others I have yet to see. Xbox has cool, intuitive, classic controls and lush graphics, but that's not all that a game is. Plus, Xbox 360 is like an "improved" version of Xbox. Bleah. With Nintendo, every system that comes out is an OBVIOUS improvement on the proir. Don't see any of that happening with Playstation or Microsoft. But whatever, maybe I'm being too critical. Maybe Xbox IS a cool platform (if you like adult-ish games). Maybe built-in DVD support for the Playstation IS a big plus. Whatever. I'm a Nintendo person. But don't let that keep you away from me! If you think I'm being really, really unjust drop me a line on my Talk Page! (that little tab that says "Discussion" on the top of the page.)
Finally, with video games, I have anger issues. I once broke a DS after a frustrating game of Metroid Prime (AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH)  
but that's not the only reason. She and my dad are really, really avid fantasy haters. They hate ANYTHING that is not real-down-to-Earth.  
They got rid of the Mario games in my house because they contained fantasy, and now they're selling all of our video games for much the same reason.


Wanna see how I did on Super Mario Bros. HQ's Purity Test? Here's my results:
That's about all I have to say about my mom.


132 points out of 253: Obssesed: Mario is a religion to me!
===Dad===
My dad is... hmm hmm hmmm... OK. He does like video games, but like my mom, hates fantasy. He like Battlefield 2. BLAH. He also does not like
me on the internet, but only because of the fact that he does not like me goofing off.


LOOK OUT! YOU WILL BE EXPOSED TO MIND-NUMBING STUPIDITY AND/OR HUMOR BY READING THE REST OF THIS PAGE! PLEASE GO BACK TO [[special:mypage|YOUR PAGE]] TO AVOID IMPLODING!
He appears to have forgotten that "kid + lust for fun = teenager".


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What's worse is that, being a goverment computer programmer, he knows every trick in the book. So it's really, really hard to hide
stuff from him.


===Me===
Grrrrr.
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That about finishes my tirade. Now, let's review what I've learned on this website for your listening boredom...
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==What I've Learned by Being Here==
 
''You get more out of life by going through it as an idiot.
 
Online, no one can see you if you chose not to shower in the morning.
 
Chat rooms are ABSOLUTELY, COMPLETELY, DEGRADINGLY STUPID.
 
Cheese is good.
 
Act random, hyper and stupid and you'll gather a lot of friends.
 
Never trust anyone online. ESPECIALLY in late-night chats. Brrrr. That dang Wayoshi.
 
People tend to skip over these lists.''
 
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==The Other People==
''A friend in need is a friend indeed... an enemy in need is hilarious.''<br>
~Anonymous
 
There are a lot of users here. Some are hilarious, some are goofy, some are random, some are scary, some
are nasty and proud of it, some are cautious, some are sensible, and most are great friends. Unfortunately,
due to some proposal or whatnot, lists of your user friends are now banned. But if you're a n00b here who
wants to meet people, talk to me and I'll be only too happy to introduce you to everyone around here!
 
Well, that's about it. All that I have left to say about eveyone else is a a long list of things people think about me, along with a coverage of the many fads here...
 
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===Qoutes===
'''Smiddle:'''<br> ''Remember, kids, don't do drugs or you'll end up like 3dejong!''<br> (See what happens when you allow people to flame you?


I, as you can see, am 3dejong. I'm a teenager trying to make sense of life, philisophy, homework, Wikisyntax...... and WHAT Homestar Runner is saying. I also have hair that usually looks like it came from DragonBall Z.. espacially when I get out of bed. :D I REALLY enjoy ANY Mario or Nintendo game (except Resident Evil), but I don't care WHAT platform a game is for, as long as it's fun! I'm saving like crazy and counting the days until the Wii comes out! Mario Galaxy ROCKS! Why am I sich a Mario nerd? I'll explain:
'''Xzelion:'''<br> ''Please don't leave, no one can ever replace you, you rock!''<br> (Well, what do you know! I'm POPULAR!)
When I was ten, I contracted a severe case of Mario Nerd Fever. As it was never cured, I am now, officialy and permanently, a Mario Nerd. :P


'''Paper Jorge:'''<br> ''I must confess I...I...I... LOVE YOU!!!!!! (not THAT way)''<br> (Leave it to Jorge.)


I also enjoy laughing with any humorous book or comic strip (Calvin and Hobbes, Dog eat Doug, Foxtrot, and Space is the Place are just a few of my favorites.) I can beat ANY Mario game to pieces in at most, a month, and no games can last more then five weeks around me (I completed Super Mario World and Yoshi's Island 100%, all secrets, all red coins, all flowers, EVERY Dragon Coin. Also, I completed New Super Mario Bros. 100% in two days. Really. Honestly.). I am on the computer sooooooo much.. Once my mom announced that I was spending WAAAAY to much time on the internet (duh). I answered "The page you are looking for is currently unavailible. Please retype the address, or you may need to adjust your browser settings." She promptly booted me outside. I am the oldest of six siblings (yeah, BUH-LEEVE IT) which is a blessing and a curse: blessing: always someone to Download Play: curse: only one computer in house.. O_o
'''Moogle:'''<br> ''I like you 3dejong. I really do. Dotn hate me for this, but... I think it would be best for your to leave.... You wont get into much trouble and... OH WTF AM I SAYING''<br> (I really like this qoute. RAWR :3)


'''Wayoshi:'''<br> ''You may compromise before you know it!''<br> (This was so weird I HAD to include it.)


My first exposure to Mario came when I played Super Mario Bros: Classic NES Series on a friend's GBA SP. For years I had known, vaugley, that Nintendo, Sega, and Playstation were video game makers, and that Mario was a famous gaming icon. One of my cousins had gotten ahold of a new SP with Pac-Man Collection and Piglet's Big Game, and I spent many happy hours playing both. But Super Mario Bros. exposed me forever to the bright, sidescrolling world of Mario and friends, never to leave. I discovered this page while surfing Wikipedia. At first I thought, "Sweet! A cool place about EVERYTHING Mario!" But later, I realized that one could MAKE AN ACCOUNT... and my life has never been the same! LOL. I've become a permanent eyesore here, and, somehow, have gotten ADDICTED to typing stuff! Anyway, I'm pretty much the handyman for anything that does NOT involve stuff like "<shtuffuinfweird<>'s>". I use my handy scanner to rip stuff out of Player's Guides (like in the [[Toady]] page, for instance), and use my huge understanding of all things Mario to make walkthroughs, articles, pics, etc. If you're new here, [[User talk:3dejong|talk to me]]! Please! I can answer any question about Mario, and maybe a few programming questions..... But no questions like this: <nowiki><span> </span> </nowiki>, please! I love to get mail! I hope you'll give me a message soon, and become a member here! I have (duh), and it's great. I've made a lot of impact, uploading art, scanning, and inventing the "variable quote" sig that's become all the rage. I'm also the guy that says "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" about every other post on the forum. So sue me. :P But what about the "other guys"? Well....
'''Glowsquid:'''<br> ''We are not here to be a health-care repository the a fictional character.''<br> (Well, whaddya know! That wasn't included in the "How to Be a Editor of a Wiki!")


'''RAP:'''<br> ''You're so cool man!!''<br> (I hear this a lot, but it always makes me feel great. 8)


===The "other dudes"===
'''YellowYoshi398:'''<br> ''I always looked up to you, maybe even as a role model. I once thought you were a Systems Operator... and gave myself a hard bonk when I realized you weren't.''<br> (This HAD to be the most touching thing I ever read. :')


[[User:Porplemontage|Porplemontage]]: The "head honcho". ANY Wiki questions, bug him. He also created the DK Wiki, duh. Which is now a portal [[MarioWiki:DKWiki Portal|here]]...
'''Murzon (a.k.a. Mr. Dice):'''<br> ''3dejong is the greatest. End of story. If you leave I will send ninja-blade-weilding shyguys to destroy the world.''<br> (Maybe I should have left... I wanna see what a ninja-blade-weilding shyguy looks like!)


[[User:Paper Jorge|Paper Jorge]]: "He's a good boy! :)" A very knowledgable and fun guy. He knows a ''ton'' about Mario, and more about Wiki stuff than I ever will!
'''Max2:'''<br> ''If you left, heck, I'd grab the nearest plane, fly my butt over to sweet CA, and completely... I DON'T KNOW!!!! I'd do something bad!''<br> (He doesn't think that NOW, though.... 8o)


[[User:Maxlover2|Maxlover2]]: In the short time you’ve been here, you’ve become a core member of the site. I’ll always treasure your compliments. And if you need any pics, just ask… ;) Even though he's still a n00b, he still is a AWESOME user. :D He has one of the coolest userpages... and a sweet sig, too. He's also one of the few 9-Volt/Pichu fans.. of which I am, too. ;)
'''WarioLoaf:'''<br> ''Without you i have no use for my 3D glasses...''


[[User:Wayoshi|Wayoshi]]: A fun guy with a ton of Wiki knowledge. He's one of the most active users. Talk to him if you need help. Or, most likely, he'll talk to you!
''Toadbert101:'''<br> ''YOU ROFFLE MY WAFFLES''


[[User:Knife|Knife]]: Once opon a time, there was a user named Spike. He was a cool user, but suddenly, he changed his name to Knife! But still, cool guy. Wacko, psycho, and straaange.. but cool.
''Uniju :D:'''<br> ''You son of a b****...''


[[User:Monty Mole|Monty Mole]]: Another good guy who knows a lot about both gaming and programming. He's helped me a lot in the past...
===Fads===
The herd=like mentality of the users here has caused some interesting situations,
usually with myself in the middle of them. This is what I believe to be the most complete list of
the many many fads that have struck our community. You'll also get to see just how big an
impact I've had here. >:D


[[User:Yoshi626|Yoshi626]]: A nice guy who's also a guru on Zelda and Star Wars!
====Cheese Craze of '07====
Anyone who was in this will never be able to forget it, no matter how hard they try. Somewhere
in 2007, along the lines of spring, Sadaharu made this little category called "Cheese Lovers".
Meant to be placed on user's pages, this little cat-e-gory didn't fly too well with the sysops.
Of course, that only skyrocketed its popularity. Somewhere along the line, a very long, epic,
and really, really srupid discussion evolved on the talk page on the category. I, Plumber,
Moogle, YY398, and some other users stayed up late posting immature cheese-related images,
stupid cheesy puns, and bad "Cheese in SSBB" images. The next day, Paper Jorge deleted the file,
we all got a talking to, and the rebellion stopped. Too much of a good thing.


[[User:WarioLoaf|WarioLoaf]]: He.... defies..... explanation.... He is, in a few words, the most random user here. But he has lots of knowledge, and is always up for a random conversation, especially about Wario.....
====You've got Spam Mail!====
Once upon a time, I made a fake "New Messages" template and stuck it on my page.
WHAM! Wayoshi deleted it (no duh). BUt it quickly caught on, and soon I, and other users,
were using the "New Messages" coding to make out own versions of "You've Got New Messages".
("You saw it coming/Or no?" from Glowsquid's page, for instance.) I backed out of it a few
weeks after the conception, as it was quickly becoming passe. But you can still see the template
on some pages...


[[User:Parayoshi|Parayoshi]]: A good guy to play a Wi-Fi match with. He knows more about Wikisyntax than I do. Ask him about it! He also is a big Yoshi fan, like me.
====I'm Outta Here until 13:00====
After seeing a status bar on Wayoshi's page, a lightbulb appeared above my head.
I asked him to make me one. He did. I used it. But then about fifteen other users made their own.
And what's especially annoying is THEY NEVER UPDATE THE DARN THINGS!


[[User:Yoshi Mastar|Yoshi Mastar]]: A "Mariologist" and another Wiki whiz. He also has an impressive collection of sprites, which he shows off in his sprite comics.
You can see my status bar [[User:3Dejong/status|here]], and copy the code to make your own. But please,
PLEASE update it every day!


[[User:RAP|RAP]]: You, too, have become one of our coolest workers. Your helpfulness is greatly admired! Keep it up!
====A Variable Venerable Variable====
My sig. It's been around for about thirteen months, and it's only been REALLY changed about six
times. But there's been a WHOLE lot of people that have seen, it, and some have decided to copy it.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I guess.


[[User:Red.Tide|Red.Tide]]: I sense great promise! I’m proud I encouraged you to stay, as your articles are outstanding. Keep it up! Big time!
My sig used to be [[User:3dejong|3dejong]]. Then [[User:3dejong|3D]], after I had patented my
now-familiar usernickname. Then, [[User:3dejong|3D, add nifty comment here]]. Eventually, Knife
made me a sig whose code was [[User:3dejong|3D, {{{{{1}}}}}]]. This allowed me to stick a little
comment in the back of my sig any time I wanted. I whicked and whacked it a few times, adding GIFs,
changing code, adding a few colors (ho ho ho) but it's always only linked to my page and page talk.
Very simple.  


[[User:Yoshi626|Yoshi626]]: I wouldn’t be surprised if you were the next wiki sysop.. adn you are. :P Outstanding job. Keep helping us out.
Perhaps deceptively so, because sooner or later, that variable-comment sig caught on as a craze. For a
while, EVERYONE wanted to stick nifty comments into their signature. But now, only a few die-hards use
it, and my sig is the same as it's ever been. Sayonora.


[[User:Aipom|Aipom]]: Your comics are great! Can’t wait for the next! And, also, if you ever became the head of Nintendo, I bet us Mario fans wouldn’t be disappointed! ;)
====Graveyard: Teh Drink that PWNS====
It all started in a Paso Robles Carl's Jr., when my cousin and I could not decide between Coca-Cola
or Fanta Strawberry. So we mixed them together. Then added Dr. Pepper. And Sunkist. And 7-Up. Eventually,
we had added everything on the soda bar but iced tea and coffee, and, after a bit of daredevil deliberation,
mixed THEM in too. We made. We drank. We liked. Spellchecker hated those sentences.


[[User:Dry Bones|Dry Bones]]: Yoy're one cool guy, and your walkthroughs are great. With a bit of extra grammar, you could become a wonderful page writer! :D
We knew we couldn't have been the first to do this, but from ever onward, this was our signature drink.
And we called it Graveyard, for lack of a better name. A few months later, I came here and
added a section about Graveyard to my page. Plumber saw it. He made. He drank. He liked. And the fad spread.


[[User:YellowYoshi398]]: Your articles are an awesome part of the wiki. Keep making those amazing pages! You can make even the most boring topic engaging. Good work.
Now this little drink has a large fanbase, and I'm pretty sure, with a little lobbying, we could patent
it. But for now, it's a drink that PWNS being drunk by nerd fanboys sending IMs to online buds.


[[User:Son of Suns|Son of Suns]]: Without you, the site wouldn’t be what it is now. Look at the history of some of our greatest articles, and you’ll see that SoS built them up. Stay our page knocker-outer!
====Im in ur base putting up catz====
About five months ago, I stopped by Sadaharu's page and noticed the hilarious cat pics he
had put up. I copied them, and stopped by the site he had gotten them from, ilovemeow.com, to
get some more. Mine got noticed and put on pages. THEY got noticed and put on pages. LOLcats
ruled for a week or so. Enough said.


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O RLY?


[[User:Ultimatetoad|Ultimatetoad]]: You’re one of the friendliest faces, both on the forum and the wiki. You also have the coolest personal image! :)
====I'll Have a Fuchaisia Background with an Aquamarine Border...====
Knife is a l33t h4x0r. Anyone'll tell you that. He put up a background on his page
one fine day and asked me if I would like the same. Duh yeah. So I have the background which
you now see, green and orange in one mindless melangious melee, making nausea and motion-sickness.


[[User:Fg|Fg]]: It always makes my day when I log on and see that you’ve said hi. Keep making us feel welcome. “How’re you doing?”
But others saw it. Although Wayoshi and 'ol "Kinfe" had previously had backgrounds on user/talk pages,
mine immediately caught on. And users still have the racous backgrounds.  


[[User:Plumber|Plumber]]: Even though you’re a Waluigi fan, you’re still a cool guy. :P What do ya think of this song?
But a while later, someone DEDICATED his page color to someone. TA-DA! All new fad! And I absolutely
deny having anything to do with that ridiculous craze. HA!


“Oh, yeah, Plumber’s one cool purple plumber fan;<br>
====U PHAIL====
He can make a wacky song better than I can;<br>
A while back, someone uploaded that popular pic that has Mario leaping on a flagpole, only to have
He has the coolest sprites, he has a cool sig;<br>
it crash down while "U PHAIL" flashes above it. It was hilarious, and users put it EVERYWHERE.
He’s one user I can really dig!”<br>
But once I had seen it, I, with my newly downloaded GIF software, decided to make my own. It really caught on,
and soon I was making not only U PHAIL GIFs, but GIFs, animations banners, sigs, u-name-it. I was pretty
much my own multimedia company for a while. Business has calmed down, but I still get an occasional\
request for a new GIF. If you'd like one, ASK ME NOW.


Rate this one, Plumber! :D
====Mr. Mr. Mister====
When Master Crash's Mr. L sprites came out, I decided to recolor a few and make "Mr. D". It really, really,
REALLY caught on, and there soon were innumerable copies of the "Mr. Evil Side" formula. It jumped the
shark a while ago and I jumped off with it, but there are still too, too many copies of those dang things around...


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If you can remember any other noteworthy fads, I'll be only too happy to post them. Just tell me on teh talk pager.


Links to my current favorite new sites! Every week, a new one is presented.
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This weeks is: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK2hJK8xzXw&mode=related&search= A sweet movie showing the story of Super Paper Mario! Cool!]
<big><big><big><big><big>EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT ME...</big></big></big></big></big>


==http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/7/2/20/f_wlm_07e8a2b.png Quote of the day.. or every other day... or week... or month.... http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/7/2/20/f_wlm_07e8a2b.png==
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Wacko qoutes from me that express my personality.


==My Edits, New Pages, and Uploaded Pics==
''Everything is this world is a matter for argument... except love, religion, and toothache.<br>
~Albert Payson Terhune''


~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
<big><big>WHAT!? YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE VAIN AND BOASTFUL ENOUGH TO CHRONICLE ALL THE PAGES I HAVE MADE?</big></big>


~ ''At times like this, when you question why you were put on earth... you say "That's what FUDGE is for!"''
Well, you’re wrong. But if you want to see an example of my pics, go to [[List of merchandise|Merchandise]]. An example of a good page I made? [[Yoshi Touch & Go]]. And I have over 5,300 edits, in case you wanted that too. Now read on and never come back to this section again.  


~ ''If you're wasting time, but having fun doing it, does that make it OK?''
==My Sprites==
Need my sprites? Here:


~ ''I just live here....''
http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/4/1/29/f_fAllnewSprim_bbd1cd9.png


~ ''Things you can do with one (1) finger:
==Been there, seen that==
It would take me days to list all the places I've been... and I'm so lazy, I'm not gonna try.


* Make toast.
==Quote of the day.. or every other day... or week... or month....==
* Summon an elevator.
Qoutes from me that express my personality.
* Entertain a baby.
* Identify a murderer.
* Purchase a soda.
*And the most important thing, edit MarioWiki.''


~ ''If two Mario characters had to die, I'd pick Waluigi and Petey Piranha. Waluigi would be eaten by Petey, who would then die of indigestion.''
''If you're wasting time, but having fun doing it, does that make it OK?''


~ ''PUDDING!''
''I just live here....''


~ ''SSB? I hate it. *ANGRY MOB MAULE'D!''
''If two Mario characters had to die, I'd pick Waluigi and Petey Piranha. Waluigi would be eaten by Petey, who would then die of indigestion.''


~ ''PUNCH! KICK! JAB! ROUNDHOUSE! HERNIA!''
''PUDDING!''


~ ''For more information please call 1-900-GET-RIPD.''
''PUNCH! KICK! JAB! ROUNDHOUSE! HERNIA!''


~ ''If my state of mind was a food, it'd be scrambled eggs.''
''For more information please call 1-900-GET-RIPD.''


~ ''Are you still here?''
''If my state of mind was a food, it'd be scrambled eggs.''


~ ''Why?''
''Why?''


~''Why not?''
''Why not?''


~'''''Duh.'''''
''Philosophy is the art of goofing off and being admired for how well you do it.''


~Wiiiiiiiiii!iii! ~Knife, not me
==Images I've uploaded==
I've uploaded ''exactly'' 500 images. Really. Ask me what they are. Go ahead. I'm waiting...


~ ''Philosophy is the art of goofing off and being admired for how well you do it.''
==Useful Edits I have Made==
Alright, alright. I'll use Dynamic Page List (DPL) to look for my most useful edits. Here we go:


==3Definitions==
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The “scholarly” part of my page. Whenever I feel like it, I post a new definition!
...'''''HEY!'''''


==The Pit of 100 Userboxes==
ZOMG IT IS 100 USERBOXES! Until I can get a sysop to give me a better code, my user boxes will be at [[User:3dejong/Userboxes]].
==3Definitions==
The way I see the world. Live with it.


*Conscience: Something that keeps more people awake than coffee. It may be a still small voice, but it sure screams loudly afterwards.
*Conscience: Something that keeps more people awake than coffee. It may be a still small voice, but it sure screams loudly afterwards.
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*48507|_|+73Y \/\/4(K0: If you could read that, you have no life.
*48507|_|+73Y \/\/4(K0: If you could read that, you have no life.
*Graveyard: Nature’s perfect elixir. It rejuvenates the body… and gives the mind one big ‘ol SUGAH BUZZ! WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!


*Slackers: The smart people.
*Slackers: The smart people.
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*Politics: When two parties that believe two things that are almost exactly the same argue over the correct points of the governmental society and the correct amount of taxes at any given time decide to go to court and hopefully resolve whatever this whole dang thing started with in the first place. (If that made no sense, you have just been given an example of good politics.)
*Politics: When two parties that believe two things that are almost exactly the same argue over the correct points of the governmental society and the correct amount of taxes at any given time decide to go to court and hopefully resolve whatever this whole dang thing started with in the first place. (If that made no sense, you have just been given an example of good politics.)


==An Ode to an Italian==
*Homework: Something to do during commercials.
A little poem I wrote out in an hour of intense boredom. It’s written in the form of a ballad, so the rhymes occasionally do not rhyme, a sentence at the end of one paragraph is sometime carried on in the beginning of the next, and it might not make that much sense. I’m spoiling the moment, aren’t I? Just read it already!
 
*The Scene of the Crime: I accuse Colonel Mustard, in the Drawing Room, with the Lead Pipe.
 
*Bathroom Cleaning: IT'S HIS TURN!
 
*Cold Pizza: THe Breakfast of Champions.
 
*On-Line Shopping: "Enter you credit card number now. This is a secure site." ''SUUUUURE IT IS....''
 
*Clowns: Evil incarnate.
 
*Parenting: They should have a Survivor episode based on THIS!
 
*The KKK: If they're the so called "Master Race", how come they always mispell "Klan"?
 
*Americans: How many dos it take to screw in a lightbulb? ''THAT'S NOT FUNNY! WE'RE SUING!''
 
*Japanese: How many does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ''Who needs thees "lightbulbs" when you have our NEW technologee!''
 
*Flying Monkeys: Why The Wizard of Oz still scares the pants off us.
 
*4th of July: Independence Day in America. Thank-Goodness-We-Got-Rid-Of-Them-Day in Britan.
 
*Body Piercing: YOU STUCK WHAT ''WHERE''?!
 
*Swiss Banking Accounts: Mum's the word...
 
*Kilts: If Mel Gibson can wear one, you can too.
 
*Spontaneous Combustion: UR HEAD ASPLODE
 
*Gall Bladder: Where excess bile is stored... stored for WHAT, we don't know.
 
*Men in Black: You heard nothing, you saw nothing, you KNOW nothing!
 
*Sunday Drivers: Now availible ANY day of the week!
 
*Conspiracy Theorists: Oh, that was just a coincidence!
 
*Wimbledon: Strawberris + cream + temper tantrums.
 
*Skiing: Swiss for "suicide".
 
*A Sunset: The sun never set on the British Empire... 'cuz God didn't trust British in the dark.
 
*Wine Tasting: Spit or swallow?
 
*Video Games: Teenage language for "temper tantrum".
 
*Hockey: Did you hear about the huge fight last night? All of a sudden, a hockey game broke out!
 
*Speeding Tickets: Well, officer, at least you didn't realize I was (hic) intoxicated.
 
*Bottled Water: How much will people pay for something you can get free?
 
*Computer Hackers: WE DIDN'T MEAN TO SHUT DOWN THE ENTIRE GOVERMENT!
 
*Vegetables: Jelly beans, candy corn, and a gummy hamburger with extra lettuce.
 
*Lottery: More you play, more THEY win.
 
*Black Velvet: Smooth, silky, sophisticated... until you paint an Elvis on it.
 
*My Bank Account: Speaking of theoretical mathematics and unreal numbers...
 
*High School Reunion: See also: root canal, as fun as...
 
==Entertainment!==
Here you can do everything from listen to soothing music to watch Looney Tunes, look at hilarious pix, download
freeware games, and cruise some awesome sites. Ready?
 
==Read!==
Read my favorite comics and fanfictions through external links! Isn't that, uh, great?
 
==Comics==
I love comics. And by looking through this section, you can look at some of the greatest strips ever. At least,
in my own not-very-humble opinion.
 
====Cow and Boy====
A well-drawn, positevely psycho comic about a boy and his cow friend.
Wierd, funny, and just plain nuts.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/cowandboy/index.html]
 
====Brevity====
A single-paneler that features wordplay, puns,
guys on a desert island and sporks.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/brevity/index.html]
 
====Betty====
Your average "nuclear family" comic.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/betty/index.html]
 
====Big Nate====
A sixth-grade average kiddo pitted against dull teachers,
a dorky dad, no mom, and a nerdy best friend. Well-drawn.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/bignate/index.html]
 
====The Buckets====
Yet another family strip that's STILL funny.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/buckets/index.html]
 
====Drabble====
A more ordinary family, in more ordinary situations, making
extraordinary humor.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/drabble/index.html]
 
====F-Minus====
One of the greatest comic strips of all time. A single-panel strip
featuring everything from flying tigers to 24-carat diamonds in the middle of baseballs.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/fminus/index.html]
 
====Frazz====
An ordinary school with an etraordinary janitor: a hit songwriter
named Frazz who took the job to make cash and stayed on to help find humor
in all the normal school problems. Some say Frazz i Calvin grown up. I think so too.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/frazz/index.html]
 
====The Humble Stumble====
A run of the mill, single-parent household strip with a few
gems thrown in.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/humblestumble/index.html]
 
====Jump Start====
This strip started funny, got silly and is now making leaps and bounds.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/jumpstart/index.html]
 
====Luann====
Another proof that things get better with age. Even comic strip humor.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/luann/index.html]
 
====Meg!====
A super-hyper kid in an otherwise average comic strip.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/meg/index.html]
 
====Opus====
The erstwhile pengiun star of three runs of comics, Opus returns
in more you-must-be-over-thirteen-to-understand-the-jokes Sunday comedy.
 
[http://www.comics.com/wash/opus/index.html]
 
====Over the Hedge====
This strip DEFINES wonky. The strip is nothing like the movie.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/hedge/index.html]
 
====Pearls Before Swine====
Minimalist-dawn, dark, sarcastic, and puke-your-dentures-out funny.
 
[http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/index.html]
 
====Brewster Rockit: Space Guy====
One of the best ever. A wonderful blend of sci-fi, sarcasam,
puns, and pop culture parodies on a remote space station
scouting for extraterrestial life... and finding it without wanting to.
 
[http://www.gocomics.com/brewsterrockit/?ref=ql_cmcs]
 
====Bo Nanas====
A wonderfully fillinf comic strip starring a three-foot-tall monkey
trying to make sense of the world that also ended in 2007 ago and is now in reruns.
THE WORLD IS NOT FAIR!
 
[http://www.gocomics.com/bonanas/?ref=ql_cmcs]
 
====Dog Eat Doug====
A labrador puppy name Sophie and her new baby companion Doug
attempt to sort out life from their point of view.
 
[http://www.gocomics.com/dogeatdoug/?ref=ql_cmcs]
 
====Go Team Bob====
This strip is the definition of zany. So far, it's not too inspired.
Let's hope it picks up.
 
[http://www.gocomics.com/goteambob/?ref=ql_cmcs]
 
====Joe and Monkey====
An infamous webcomic that has since surfaced to major comic websites, this comic
features a talking, sarcastic monkey, his clueless, childlike owner Joe, his younger
sister Megan, his erstwhile parents, the kleptomaniac robot, Kleptobot, that
shares (and steals) their living space, vampires, zombies, demons, and
Satan working at the local coffee shop. Laugh-out-loud funny.
 
[http://www.gocomics.com/joeandmonkey/?ref=ql_cmcs]
 
====Lio====
A dark, pantomime-styled comic strip that stars
a young wizard-mad scientist named Lio, his single dad,
and intelligent animals, giant robots, Godzilla, evil monsters,
ghosts, the Grim Reaper, aliens, and more, more, more, more, MORE.
This comic started a few years ago and has maintaned an immediate cult
following. There's even a live-action movie coming out next year.
 
[http://www.gocomics.com/lio/?ref=ql_cmcs]
 
====Lucky Cow====
A parody of McDonalds, this strip has disgruntled teenage workers
at a local fast-food place parodying the entire american culture.
 
[http://www.gocomics.com/luckycow/?ref=ql_cmcs]
 
====The New Adventure of Queen Victoria====
The title says it all.
 
[http://www.gocomics.com/thenewadventuresofqueenvictoria/?ref=ql_cmcs]
 
====Pinkerton====
In Pinkerton WIldlife Reserve, there live many, many animals.
Some more insanse than others. This comic includes a hyper rabbit with 42 kids,
a cautios moose and his older brother, a guinea pig with sporks in his head,
a wily, sarcastic fox, and a whole darn lot of other animals.
 
[http://www.gocomics.com/pinkerton/?ref=ql_cmcs]
 
==Fanfictions==
If I ever find any fanfictions I actually LIKE, I'll let you know. Visit [Fantendo] for a whole lot of fan fics,
made by the users of this wiki.
 
==Play!==
Download the most awesome freeware games and ROMS!
 
==MFGG==
The cream of the Fan Games Galaxy crop, all in one place. Click the link to look at the game page and download it!
 
====Super Mario Galaxy Pinball====
Toodles Team, an MFGG user, makes the greatest fagames ever. This is one of his
weakest ones, but the genius still shines.
 
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&param=02&c=2&id=12382]
 
====The Koopalympics====
A nice, neat sidescroller. Good for about an hour.
 
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&param=02&c=2&id=11614]
 
====Run Away, Mario!====
Oh, noes. Wario is chasing Mario, and Mario ust run very
fast. Can he make it? A nice little timekiller.
 
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&param=02&c=2&id=11436]
 
====Paper Bowser: Operation G.R.O.M.====
A real Toodles Team gem; this is only a demo of a cancelled game.
THE WORLD IS SO UNFAIR!
 
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&param=02&c=2&id=11370]
 
====Smash the DS====
SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! A good stress reliever. Hint: Mario is invulnearable
if he stands all the way to the left on the left ledge.
 
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&param=02&c=2&id=11140]
 
====Bowser Battle====
Mario must battle Bowser on the ground, in the air, and undead in
this little timekiller of a game. Could have been better, boulc have been worse.
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&param=02&c=2&id=11137]
 
====WarioWare: Mou$e Workz====
Another Toodles Team wonderboy. Ten uproarious minigames.
 
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&param=02&c=2&id=8882]
 
====Toad Strikes Back====
The greatest fangame ever.
 
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&param=02&c=2&id=12431]
 
====Yoshiland====
For those of you who loved gobbling Goombas in SMW, this is
your chances to control ONLY Yoshi and gobble a smorgasbord.
 
[http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&param=02&c=2&id=10508]
 
 
 
==See!==
Hacked sites and more!
 
==Hacked Sites==
 
[http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/5/12/3/f_Goooooooooom_57713f6.png "Moogoogle" by myself]
 
[http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/5/12/3/f_fPROBLEMm61m_b32e800.png "Super Mario Wiki has a problem" by myself]
 
[http://img40.picoodle.com/img/img40/5/12/3/f_lolololmarim_4786e16.png "WTFki Forum" by Smiddle]
 
==LOLcats==
[[User:3dejong/Idiotic Pix|Since the LOLcat file is so large, it's stored on a subpage. Have fun.]]
 
==Worth1000 Galeries==
Worth1000 is one awesome site. Every week, they host Photoshop contests like "If Cowboys Ruled", "If Clothing
Lived", and "Oh, Handyman!" The links below will take you to my favorite galleries.
 
====Were There Always This Many?====
More than usual! As I always say, four heads are better than one.
[http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=17523&display=photoshop#entries]
 
====Good Clothes Gone Bad====
Shirts, jackets, and underwear... with teeth, jaws and claws.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=17268&start=1&end=10&display=photoshop]
 
====Alien Nation====
There are aliens amongst us! Time to remarket product propoganda.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Alien+Nation&display=photoshop&id=17066]
 
====Alternate Explanations====
Well, darling, the Earth is a big egg, laid by a chicken a bazillion years ago...
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Alternate+Explanations&display=photoshop&id=15609]
 
====Alternate Sports====
When you just can't fnd a ball.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=241&display=photoshop]
 
====Scramblenatomy====
When you tell people to talk to the hand, these people take it literally.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Anatomy+Scramble&display=photoshop&id=16757]
 
====Animal Dayjobs====
What you pets do when you're at work.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Animal+Dayjobs&display=photoshop&id=7692]
 
====Animal Disguises====
There's a mantis among us. And a parakeet. And a chipmunk. And more.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Animal+Disguises&display=photoshop&id=16870]
 
====Anitech====
Animals put to work in the Flinstones way.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Anitech&display=photoshop&id=13953]
 
====Apple Everything====
Introducing. The iRaquet. The iPotty. And the iCar. Not to mention the iMnotlistening.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Apple%27s+Next+Product&display=photoshop&id=15788]
 
====Video Games Are For Real====
How about a rousing game of Pong-Pong?
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Atareality&display=photoshop&id=14437]
 
====Bad Ads====
When you DON'T want people to buy your product.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Bad+Ads&display=photoshop&id=11155]
 
====Beyond The Canvas====
What's just beyond the frame.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Beyond+the+Canvas&display=photoshop&id=16312]
 
====Crazy Billboards====
These can be a real distraction when driving.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Billbored&display=photoshop&id=6908]
 
====Bizarre Attractions====
What you never want to ride.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Bizarre+Attractions&display=photoshop&id=7269]
 
====Wierd Traditions====
Want some Frog Nog, anyone?
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=17520&display=photoshop#entries]
 
====Fantastic Elastic====
Making everything stretchy.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Fantastic+Elastic&display=photoshop&id=17538]
 
====Poison Ivy====
When Roundup just isn't good enough.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Poison+Ivy&display=photoshop&id=17331]
 
====You Are what you Eat====
NEVER eat your vegetable.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=You+Are+What+You+Eat&display=photoshop&id=17374]
 
====Career Move====
Guess.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Career+Move&display=photoshop&id=16776]
 
====Coolest Toy Ever====
What you wish they had when you were a kid.
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Coolest%2E+Toy%2E+Ever%2E&display=photoshop&id=13174]
 
====CRAPple====
More shlucky Apple byproducts.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Crapple&display=photoshop&id=52]
 
====Demotivationals====
If it ain't brok, break it.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Demotivational+Posters&display=photoshop&id=16089]
 
====ENGRISH THIS WORD OF EXPRESSION BEING====
Much happiness is unearthed with these happy musings!
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Engrish&display=photoshop&id=17077]
 
====Exaggerations====
I'm serious! It was THIS BIG!
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Exaggeration+City&display=photoshop&id=9688]
 
====Faked Wealth====
When fake pearls aren't good enough.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=16792&display=photoshop]
 
====Impossibly Strong====
Arnold Schwarzchenagger, eat your heart out.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Feats+of+Strength&display=photoshop&id=9891]
 
====Final Photos====
When you have a camera at just the right time. Or the wrong time.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Final+Photo&display=photoshop&id=16220]
 
====Flinstone Tech====
Where's the ASPCA when you need it?
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Flintstone%2Dish+Tech&display=photoshop&id=17188]
 
====Fudge 'n Sprinkles====
TOPPINGS ON EVERYTHING!
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Fudge+and+Sprinkles&display=photoshop&id=7267]
 
====Funny Signs====
WELL?
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Funny+Signs&display=photoshop&id=548]
 
====Dr. Suess====
The Cat in the Hat is way, way back.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Gad+Seuss%21&display=photoshop&id=15780]
 
====Geek Stuff====
What we need more of.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Geek+Stuff&display=photoshop&id=1300]
 
====GIANT ROBOTS ATTACK====
No duh.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Giant+Robots+Attack%21&display=photoshop&id=16053]
 
====Handyman====
Proving again that anthing can be fixed with duct tape.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Handyman&display=photoshop&id=11265]
 
====Hello Kitty====
Cat everything.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Hello+Kitty&display=photoshop&id=14338]
 
====How to Hide an Elephant====
Hilariously funny.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=How+Do+You+Hide+An+Elephant%3F&display=photoshop&id=15844]
 
====If the Amish Ruled====
Come, John Doe, we're building a mall complex today.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=677&display=photoshop]
 
====If Cowboys Ruled====
Another 'If *blank* Ruled" thingy.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=If+Cowboys+Ruled&display=photoshop&id=17078]
 
====If Geniuses Ruled====
Another 'If *blank* Ruled" thingy.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=If+Geniuses+Ruled&display=photoshop&id=12842]
 
====If Hackers Ruled====
Another 'If *blank* Ruled" thingy.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=If+Hackers+Ruled&display=photoshop&id=15270]
 
====If Cartoons Were Real====
Yukon Ho!
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=If+Life+Were+a+Cartoon&display=photoshop&id=16835]
 
====If Inanimate Objects Ruled====
Another 'If *blank* Ruled" thingy.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Inanimate+Object+World&display=photoshop&id=16608]
 
====Phobias====
Heebie-jeebies galore.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Irrational+Phobias&display=photoshop&id=7964]
 
====Mac vs. PC====
LULZ galore.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Mac+vs%2E+PC&display=photoshop&id=5478]
 
====MONSTER ATTACK====
Blown-up animals attack.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Monster+Attack&display=photoshop&id=16564]
 
====Nautical Inasnity====
Boat everything.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Nautical+Insanity&display=photoshop&id=15239]
 
====Real Pokemon====
The nerd's dream.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Pokemon&display=photoshop&id=6608]
 
====Quitting Time====
Nothing to lose...
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?list=Q&display=photoshop]
 
====Cartoon Reality====
BOING!
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Reality+Cartoons&display=photoshop&id=10324]
 
====Rejected Transformers====
I transform into a toilet! For hamsters!
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Rejected+Transformers&display=photoshop&id=7752]
 
====Stupid Technology====
Totally classic.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Stupid+Technology&display=photoshop&id=16026]
 
====SUPAH Stunts====
Duun duun DA DUUUN....
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Super+Stunts&display=photoshop&id=10699]
 
====Superhero Dayjobs====
What they do when they're not saving the world.
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Superhero+Dayjobs&display=photoshop&id=9942]
 
====Technology vs. Humans====
All our base is belong to them.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Technology+vs+Humans&display=photoshop&id=15367]
 
====Terror Plan B====
What the 9/11 guys planned just in case.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Terror+Plan%2DB&display=photoshop&id=212]
 
====Turf in the Way====
When good sports go bad.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=The+Turf+Monster&display=photoshop&id=3455]
 
====Far Side Tributes====
Your favorite Far Sides in living color.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Unauthorized+Far+Side+Tribute&display=photoshop&id=10824]
 
====Unsung Vending Machines====
Thins you'll never see... or need.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Unsung+Vending+Machines&display=photoshop&id=17186]
 
====Vintage Ads====
The GBASP: Better than a bedtime story.
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Vintage+Ads&display=photoshop&id=16412]
 
====Wishful Thinking====
If only... if only...
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Wishful+Thinking&display=photoshop&id=2384]
 
====You don't see THAT every day====
See what again?
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=You+Don%27t+See+That+Every+Day&display=photoshop&id=16395]
 
====ZIPPIT====
Zippers for everyone!
 
[http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp?rel=Zip+it&display=photoshop&id=15664]
 
==Watch!==
Sit and watch in awe, couch potato.
 
==Mugen==
Mugen is an online fighting game where people make their own players, allowing awesome matches like Venom vs. Homer
Simpson. Below, you can see various pop culture icons fight the icon of icons, Mario.
 
====Marvin the Martian vs. Mario====
You have sealed your fate, Marvin. Mario trashes Marvin in this hilarious video.
 
{{#widget:YouTube|id=E-utvQRHd0c}}
 
====Homer Simpson vs. Mario====
Enough said.
 
{{#widget:YouTube|id=IWtv0ts_OpQ}}
 
====Link and Mario vs. Venom and Spiderman====
Venom and Spiderman have always been my favorite Marvel characters.
 
{{#widget:YouTube|id=mkU8S8sFc-0}}
 
====Carnage and Venom vs. Luigi and Mario====
The Mario Bros. bloodily (yes, BLOODILY) tear apart Venom and
Carnage in this psycho battle.
 
{{#widget:YouTube|id=x6QPoLXe3pM}}
 
====Carnage and Venom vs. Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow the Hedehog, on a NSMB stage, with Jet Set Radio music?!====
The header says it all.
 
{{#widget:YouTube|id=DMzugwvFxwM}}
 
==Looney Tunes==
====The Wabbit Season/Duck Season Trilogy====
You cannot POSSIBLY call yourself a Looney Tunes fan without
seeing these three classics. Fear not! They are all handily
contained on my page.
 
'''Wabbit Seasoning'''
{{#widget:YouTube|id=5g9vijUcOac}}
 
'''Wabbit Fire'''
{{#widget:YouTube|id=ga82ecXZuUs}}
 
'''Duck, Rabbit, Duck'''
{{#widget:YouTube|id=3w01ea87l8M}}
 
====Ain't That Ducky====
A rather early Daffy Duck cartoon that has Daffy Duck and a hapless hunter
pitting their wits against a small, loudmouth duck gaurding a mysterious
secret concealed in a briefcase.
 
{{#widget:YouTube|id=1TMt5Mwb48A}}
 
====Ali Baba Bunny====
Daffy's greediness gets the best of him when he and Bugs journey
to Pismo Beach, miss that left turn at Alberquerque, and
end up in a setting straight out of Arabian Nights. (This
cartoon is intersting because I, as a matter of fact, live
half an hour fom Pismo Beach myself).
 
{{#widget:YouTube|id=hEjarcR9duw}}
 
====Dripalong Daffy====
Daffy "Dripalong" Duck and his side-kick-pal-deputy-comic relief
arrive to "clean up' an old western town whose cemetery
contains over 40,000 dead sheriffs.
 
{{#widget:YouTube|id=1snE6mMHyUA}}
 
====The Ducksters====
Daffy Duck hijacks Porky Pig into being a contestant
on his decidedly psycho game show. One of the funniest ever.
 
{{#widget:YouTube|id=pZgfnpJKePU}}
 
====Porky's Hare Hunt====
Bugs Bunny's first appearence, in which he terrorizes
a very early Porky Pig and his hunting dog. Very interesting,
especially Bugs's early laugh. HEE haa HOO he ha ha ha HOO!
 
{{#widget:YouTube|id=4ojG4BVUzqI}}
 
====Daffy Duck and the Dinosaur====
An extremely early non-antomorphic Daffy terorizes
a caveman and his dinosaur companion. The jokes aren't
all that funny, but Daffy's voice sure is.
 
{{#widget:YouTube|id=2Mtx_mOnogk}}
 
====Scaredy Cat====
Porky Pig buys an old house in the middle of
nowhere and moves in with Sylvester, his pet. What
he doesn't know is that the houe is inhabited by homicdal mice
who murdered the former owner, and Sylvester is the only one who notices them.
 
Sylvester is still in the very early stages here;
he doesn't even talk yet, which makes for interesting
situations when trying to point out homicidal mice. This is also
the first in a series of wonderful "Pantomime Horror" cartoons. The others
are floating around on the internet, but it'll take a lot of work to
find them (The others are "Claws for Alarm" and "Jumping Jupiter".
 
{{#widget:YouTube|id=QVV7RyKTcN0}}
 
====Ballot Box Bunny====
Yosemite Sam v. Bugs Bunny. Enough said.
 
{{#widget:YouTube|id=RTfaQcKf9Gc}}
 
====Falling Hare====
An early WWII Bugs faces off against a muderous
Gremlin who gets the best of him. Again and again and again.
One of my favorites.
 
{{#widget:YouTube|id=7l8mWGCeBu8}}
 
====Highdiving Hare====
Yosemite Sam's favorite theater act gets cancelled and he forces
Bugs Bunny, the act announcer, to take his place. Unfortunately for
Bugs, the act involves diving 400 feet into a tub of water.
 
[http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-6845224696438746976&sourceid=zeitgeist]
 
====Captain Hareblower====
Pirate Sam and Captain Bunny engage in an enaging battle on the high seas.
 
[http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-3274382137005127076]
 
====Beanstalk Bunny====
Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd warp the story of Jack and the Beanstalk beyond repair.
 
[http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=2027105527]
 
====Big Top Bunny====
Bugs Bunny steals the spotlight at a circus and the former star, an acrobatic
bear, plots to get it back.
 
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====Haredevil Hare====
Bugs Bunny is forced into a moon trip and witnesses the first appearence
of Marvin the Martian. AND K-9. AND The Uranium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
 
[http://crackle.com/c/Family_Friendly/Haredevil_Hare_Marvin_Martian/1769219]
 
====The Hasty Hare====
Marvin the Martian and K-9 return to Earth to bag an Earth specimen and
have the misfortune of hijacking Bugs Bunny.
 
Marvin: "You make me angry. *pant pant pant* VERY angry. *pant pant* VERY ANGRY."
 
[http://www.vidilife.com/video_play_1014326_The_Hasty_Hare.htm]
 
====Hare-Way to the Stars====
Once again, Marvin the Martian's plane to blow up the Earth with the
Uranium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator is foiled by Bugs Bunny, who
unknowlingly hitched a ride on a space shuttle.
 
[http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=747695403]
 
====Daffy Duck Slept Here====
Porky Pig has the bad luck to find that the only hotel
room availible in the whole city has him rooming
with Daffy Duck.
 
{{#widget:YouTube|id=sb6bFgOhfTI}}
 
====A Tale of Two Kitties====
One of the first appearences of Tweety Bird, this WWII
cartoon has him pitting wits against two puddy-tats who
are very, very hungry.
 
"Aw-waid! Aw-waid! <big><big>TURN OUT THOSE LIGHTS!</big></big>
 
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====Tweety's Circus====
Just another normal Tweety vs. Sylvester cartoon.
 
{{#widget:YouTube|id=cEt7GHhTLBc}}
 
====Duck Dogers in the 24th and 1/2 Century====
A true classic. Watch it now.
 
[http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=42704]
 
====Duck Dogers in the Return of the 24th and 1/2 Century====
The sequel to the above. Not as good as the original.
 
[http://www.vidilife.com/video_play_1014934_Duck_Dodgers_The_Return_of_the_24th_and_1_Half_Cen.htm]
 
====Hillbilly Hare====
Bugs takes a vacation in the Ozarks and starts a feud between him and
two redneck brothers.
 
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====Water, Water Every Hare====
A mad scientist kidnaps Bugs to use his brain in his robot.
Bugs escapes, Gossamer the Big Red Monster is turned loose, and
hilarity ensues.
 
{{#widget:YouTube|id=IKY-opT6yyo}}
 
====Duck Amuck====
I've saved the best for last; this is by far the greatest cartoon ever.
Daffy Duck is drawn without a voice, as a four-legged, flower-headed screwball, is cloned,
is put without scenery and more by an evil pencil-wielding mystery cartoonist.
 
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===Listen!===
Listen to the sounds of FTW Mario soundtracks.
 
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Once upon some time
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‘Twas not too long ago
We were taken by surprise by a plumber
Whose moniker was Mar-ee-oh…


This Italian was so astonishing
He took the world by storm
He gave the gaming industry a kick in the rear
And now his name is the norm


Yes, his feats are amazing
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His games, many records they won
And by now, you all must be wondering
Just who made him, and what has he done?


Well…


You see, there were these cool things
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They were known as “Video Games”
But what eventually happened
Was so stupid, ‘twas really a shame…


Well, good sir (or miss), these ee-lek-oh-tron-iks
==See More!==
Could be played on any home TV
Link to my favorite websites!
Unfortunately, some gaming producers
Made a mistake which cost them ek-oh-nom-ik-uh-lee…


There was, at that time, an arcade game
[https://www.marioboards.com MarioWiki Forum]: You know what.
Called Pac-Man, you’ve heard of it, right?
Well, these stupid old dolts at the Atari Game Co.
Thought that it might be just fine


To make a, er, <small>small</small> adaptation
[http://www.vgcats.com vgCats]: This comic, featuring cats that do hilarious skits in the name of gaming parodies,
Of this ever-so-popular game
crosses over into the realm of highly innapropriate fairly often. Children under 14 should not read.
Make a condensed version for their console
But it didn’t quite work out that way…


It had glitches, bugs, and bad graphics galore
[http://www.x-entertainment.com X-Entertainment]: As with VGCats, this site also should not be read
It was likely the worst game of the century
by younger children. The owner, Matt Carracappa, uses the F-, S-, D- and H- words an average of twenty times
But even that dumb idea could not thwart their plans
each article. There are also quite a few refences to sex, alcohol, tobacco and the like. However, once
They had another “plan” up their sleeve…
you look over that, this is a geniunely funny look into the pop-culture heart of America, from 1975 to 2007. Cheers.


That famous movie about that E.T.
[http://www.snopes.com Snopes]: This website crashes, bashes, and smashes urban myths, from the "Rat-Fried Chicken"
Had come out just then, you see
to "Woman Boiled Alive by Suntan Booth".
And the programmers saw yet another bonanza
To strike it rich, filthily


They slapped together a glitchy game (yet another)
[http://www.ytmnd.com YTMND]: Short for "You're the Man Now, Dog" this site features music, wonky pics, and stupid
This time based upon the hit movie
GIFs made by a large fanbase of nerds.
They made so many of these games, though, it was atrocious
They never could have sold all the copies…


And, to make matters worse, this game
[http://www.ilovemeow.com I Love Meow]: Random LOLcats galore.
Was so completely hideous, see
Those that bought it wanted back their money!


So, due to these two atrocious failures
[http://www.spriters-resource.com TSR]: The Spriter's Resource has all the sprites you like, plus a lot you don't.
The decline and fall of video games began to be
Quite evident… and now, we begin to get to our hero
Will he stop the crash of the industry?


Now, a bit before this, a bookish Japanese, Miyamoto
[http://www.mfg.net.com Mario Fan Games Galaxy]: Custom sprites and fangames, oh my! A grand fansite must-visit.
Had been commissioned to make an arcade game
He did, it was a smash hit, indeed
What was it? (Hey, that didn’t rhyme!)


This game, Donkey Kong
==Random Junk==
By name,
All the junk that wouldn't fit anywhere else.
Was so popular, it spawned two sequels for a trilogic set
And finally, this cool new game featured the future Mario… but no one knew that yet…


Later, the heroic plumber (or carpenter)
===Awesome SM64 Glitch Speedrun===
Went on to pursue a career
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He took along his twin brother, Luigi
And together the two set gaming it its eeeeeeaaaaaaar….


On a routine plumbing job
===THE STORY THAT NEVER ENDS!===
They found every single pipe all clogged
The Goomba sat speechless, as speechless as a Goomba could be, if it could talk. Then it turned and waddled away. Xzelion walked through Pipe Plaza. He heard ‘Templates! Fresh Templates made to order!” issuing out from one of the stalls. It was a sultry day, so Xzelion took his sweater off. Suddenly, a user grabbed him. “Take care! I am a friend!” He pulled Xzelion into a small stall. Xzelion looked about. He was in the Proposal Area, and people were looking at Proposals posted. The user that had pulled Xzelion in told him to go behind the counter and wait for him. The user then went through a side door.
With (almost) every manner of beetle, crab and bee
Finally, after clearing the lot out, they found something that would make history…


A small green pipe, they noticed
Suddenly, two sysops burst in. “Where are the trolls?” they demanded. Immediately all the users in the area scattered. Xzelion was about to scatter too, when he felt a tap on his shoulder. It was not the user he had met, but a female user. “Here!” she whispered. “Take this Goomba and race out the back door!” Xzelion did as he was told, holding the Goomba. He went out the door and found himself in a cool alley. He put his sweater back on and put the Goomba down. The Goomba sat speechless, as speechless as a Goomba could be, if it could talk. Then it turned and waddled away. Xzelion walked through Pipe Plaza. He heard ‘Templates! Fresh Templates made to order!” issuing out from one of the stalls. It was a sultry day, so Xzelion took his sweater off…
Seemed to have sound coming from inside
So, without a second thought, they dived in
Not stopping one second to bide


On the consequences…
===If Computer Companies Made Toasters===
If IBM made toasters ...
They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market for five, maybe six toasters.


When they came out of that pipe, it was another land, indeed
If Microsoft made toasters ...
Said Luigi “We’re not in Brooklyn any more!”
Everytime you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster. You wouldn't have to take the toaster, but you'd have to pay for it anyway. Toaster'95 would weigh 15,000 pounds (hence requiring a reinforced steel countertop), draw enough electricity to power a small city, take up 95% of the space in your kitchen, would claim to be the first toaster that lets you control how light or dark you wanted your toast to be, and would secretly interrogate your other appliances to find out who made them. Everyone would hate Microsoft toasters, but nonetheless would buy them since most of the good bread only works with their toasters.
Truer than true, my dear young greenie
For this is another kingdom like you’ve never, ever seen…


Blocks, from which mushrooms pop out of
If Apple made toasters...
Strange waddling turtles, which can be stomped with ease
It would do everything Microsoft toaster does, but 5 years earlier.
What’s more, there’s a strange creature running up
A cross between a mushroom and a Japanese (or American, whatever)


He cries out his tale of woe to the Bros.
If Fisher-Price made toasters ...
The evil Koopa King has taken over here
"Baby's First Toaster" would have a hand-crank that you turn to toast the bread that pops up like a Jack-in-the-box.
The scenery, which you see all about you
Is actually the transformed citizenry


Of the kingdom, for the evil King, Bowser
If The Rand Corporation made toasters ...
Knew a spell, so powerful, you see (this is getting redundant)
It would be a large, perfectly smooth and seamless black cube. Every morning there would be a piece of toast on top of it. Their service department would have an unlisted phone number, and the blueprints for the box would be highly classified government documents. The X-Files would have an episode about it.
That only the Princess of the kingdom could counteract it
But he kidnapped her, in his own due course of evil events (Another unrhyme! Bah!)


So now the kingdom is in a stalemate
If the NSA made toasters ...
The few remaining citizens, the Toads
Your toaster would have a secret trapdoor that only the NSA could access in case they needed to get at your toast for reasons of national security.
Have nothing with which to set their friends and relatives free
But now cometh a deliverer, straight out of history…


Way, way, way back in time, now,
Does Digital (formerly DEC) still make toasters ...
In the history of this land,
They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?
There was a hero of legend
Rescued as a baby by a dinosaur, Yoshi, from the evil Koopa brigand


Kamek, who schemed and plotted
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters ...
Once finding that this newborn
They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster, which takes in toast and gives you regular bread.
Had the power to wreck his evil Koopish plans…


This babe was the designated deliverer
If Sony made toasters ...
From all the Koopa family
Their "Personal Toasting Device", which would be barely larger than the single piece of bread it is meant to toast, can be conveniently attached to your belt.
Thwarter of the Koopa’s plans, from past to present
But soon things got a bit climactic-y… (sic)


In danger of a Koop-napping, his family sent him
If The Franklin Mint made toasters ...
To Brooklyn, where he finally would be safe
Every month you would receive another lovely hand-crafted piece of your authentic Civil War pewter toaster.
But now, in just the right moment
He has come, to fulfill his destin-y! (sic)


With special powers, he and his Bro.
If Cray made toasters ...
Crushed all the nasty enemies
They would cost $16 million but would be faster than any other single-slice toaster in the world.
Got through all the armed forces
Of the entire Koopa army


Finally, in a dark, dank castle
If Thinking Machines made toasters ...
They confronted this evil King
You would be able to toast 64,000,000 pieces of bread at the same time.
Roasted him with fireballs, dropped him alive
Into a boiling magma sink!


Rescued the Princess, reversed the evil curse
If Timex made toasters ...
Shall they always live so happily?
They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toasters that take a licking and keep on toasting.
No! The threat of Koopa still remains
But when Mario’s around, no need to abstain
From the battle!


So this is the ballad
If Radio Shack made toasters ...
Of a warrior brave and free
The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anything about it. Or you could by all the parts to build your own toaster.
Who, gluttonously gobbling mushrooms
Made his way to a smashing victory


His games got the industry
If K-Tel sold toaster ...
Back on its own two feet;
They would not be available in stores, and you would get a free set of Ginsu knives with each one.
Things from now on would go smoothly for all video games
Until, a little later
Nintendo was threatened again, by<br>
A<br>
Blue<br>
Super<br>
Sonic<br>
Hedge<br>
Hog…<br>


But that’s ANOTHER story!
If the University of Waterloo made toasters ...
They would immediately spin-off a company called WatToast.


+|-|3 3|\||)!
If the PQ made toasters ...
They wouldn't want to be on the same counter-top as the rest of the appliances.


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===Wavehtver...===
Don't skip this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.
Don't skip this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.


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Amzanig huh?  
Amzanig huh?  


==http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/7/2/20/f_yam_fb92504.png The World's GREATEST Griled Cheese Sandwich! http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/7/2/20/f_yam_fb92504.png==
=== The World's GREATEST Griled Cheese Sandwich!===
Yes, I have made what I beleive is THE GREATEST toasted cheese sandwich EVER.
Yes, I have made what I beleive is THE GREATEST toasted cheese sandwich EVER.


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Slice cheese medium thin, then set aside. Butter bread slightly, then add cheese. Make it look like a normal sandwich, then butter the top semi-thickly. (The secret!) Then toast/grill/fry until nut brown and sizzling, done all the way through. If grilling/frying, butter BOTH sides. Eat with gusto!
Slice cheese medium thin, then set aside. Butter bread slightly, then add cheese. Make it look like a normal sandwich, then butter the top semi-thickly. (The secret!) Then toast/grill/fry until nut brown and sizzling, done all the way through. If grilling/frying, butter BOTH sides. Eat with gusto!


[[Image:You roffle my waffles .jpg|right|frame|Waffles are th3 PWNED l33tn3$$.]]
[[File:You roffle my waffles .jpg|center|thumb|Waffles are th3 PWNED l33tn3$$.]]
==[[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]] You know you're living in 2006 when... [[Image:Paperjorgesp.png]]==


1.You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
===You know you're living in 2007 when...===
 
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.


2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
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8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.


10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
10. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.


11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :>)


12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
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AND NOW U R LAFNG at yourself.
AND NOW U R LAFNG at yourself.


==3DComic==
[[File:SM64DS Mario swinging Bowser screenshot.png|center|frame|A completely random pic that I like.]]
My nice little comics I update less then I should. Read already. Serve warm with syrup.


<gallery>
===An Ode to an Italian===
image:3dcomic.png
A little poem I wrote out in an hour of intense boredom. It’s written in the form of a ballad, so the rhymes occasionally do not rhyme, a sentence at the end of one paragraph is sometime carried on in the beginning of the next, and it might not make that much sense. I’m spoiling the moment, aren’t I? Just read it already!
</gallery>


== User Goals ==
----
Wanna pry into my private life and see a few of my personal goals? Here they are!


* <s>Ummmm.. TO ADD USER GOALS!</s>
Once upon some time<br>
* To get AIM on my computer. PJ, WL and Wayoshi have it, BUT NOT ME!
‘Twas not too long ago<br>
* To add a LOT LOT LOT LOT LOT more info to [[Yoshi Touch and Go]].
We were taken by surprise by a plumber<br>
* To add pics. And pics. And pics. And pics. And pics.....
Whose moniker was Mar-ee-oh…<br>
* TO HAVE THE GREATEST USERPAGE EVER! AND HAVE THE MOST USERBOXES! MORE! MORE! MUHAHAHA *cough cough* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
* To help [[User:twombles|Twombles]] with her [[User:Twombles/Works in Progress|Super Mario RPG project]]!
* To scan images from my YS and YIDS Player's Guides
* To make level walkthroughs for Yoshi's Island DS
* To own EVERY Mario game for [[Super Nintendo Entertainment System|SNES]], [[Nintendo 64|N64]], and [[Nintendo GameCube|GCN]] (I already have ''nearly'' every NES Mario game except NES Golf and 3/1 Mario Bros.!)
* To make a COMPLETE, DETAILED storyline for [[Super Mario Adventures]]
* To upload all the [[Merchandise]] pics I have
* To give all RPG items pics and detailed info
* Work ''hard'' on the Wario series
* Work ''very very'' hard on the Super Mario Land series
* To help with any new colloboration
* Help out as much as humanly possible with the new Levels project
* To make detailed summaries for [[The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]
* To help anyone and everyone with their problems (can NEVER be crossed out)


[[image:bowsers_uvula_exposed.jpg|right|frame|A completely random pic that I like.]]
This Italian was so astonishing<br>
== Kwickies ==
He took the world by storm<br>
[[Image:Graveyard.PNG|thumb|right|Teh drink that pwns: Graveyard.]]Here's a kwick peek into my faves:
He gave the gaming industry a kick in the rear<br>
And now his name is the norm<br>


* Website: [[Main Page|MARIOWIKI!]]
Yes, his feats are amazing<br>
* Color: Bright, blaring orange
His games, many records they won<br>
* Food: I love anything salty. Or cheesy. OR CHOCOLATE!
And by now, you all must be wondering<br>
* Dessert: Orange Creme, Double Fudge Brownie and Mint Cookie Chunk ice cream sundae with  hot fudge, whipped cream, and caramel sauce. ALso, I REALLY love Doc Burnstein's Brownie Batter (It's brownie batter with brownie chunks and fudge!) and Mint Fudge Oreo flavors!
Just who made him, and what has he done?<br>
* Liquid: Graveyard (You're prolably wondering WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?! It's just a little name me and my friend came up for for that delicious drink that you get when you mix up ''ALL'' the liquids on the soda bar (yes, EVEN water, iced tea, and a little coffee) and gulp it down. Honest. It's good. And yes, Sprite loses some of its flavor when paired with coffee, but I don't mind.)
* Movie: 3-Way Tie: Ben Hur, The SOund of Music, Pride and Prejudice (the 1995 one). Yes, I am a nerd.
* Comic Strip: Asterix the Gaul
* Webcomic: Tie. The Red Coin Saloon, and Neglected Nintendo Characters (NC Comix).


== Pet Peeves ==
Well…<br>
We all have things that tick us off. Some of mine:


* Mario fanfiction
You see, there were these cool things<br>
* The word "soggy"
They were known as “Video Games”<br>
* Big Red gum (or any cinnamon candy)
But what eventually happened<br>
* Old Atari systems
Was so stupid, ‘twas really a shame…<br>
* Mario rip-offs
* Level 5-9 of Super Mario Bros. 3
* HOW LONG A TIME 'TILL APRIL 4TH, MY BIRTHDAY, WHEN I WILL GET A WII!
* Microsoft
* Edutainment games
* Headaches
* Zonealarm Pro
* Sore Throats
* Squash (except pumpkin pie)
* Anyone who thinks Mario is an idoit, or Luigi is a weirdo
* Any licorice
* When I go to make toast, and the butter is gone
* How long it's taking Jay Resop to update his site
* This Smiley: http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/images/smilies/icon_retarded.gif
* People who think Luigi is in Super Mario 64! Although that would be cool... Or, maybe, if you REALLY believe, you might want to try running around the post in Tiny-Huge Island exactly 500 times clockwise (no more and no less), then exactly 500 times counter-clockwise, then go beat the Bowser in the Dark World level, then reset the game and erase all game slots, then get 120 stars and every single coin on all game slots without ever beating the Final Bowser again, and then see what happens...  Of course, most people believe that there is no Luigi in Super Mario 64. But then, what is [http://www.youtube.com/w/Luigi-is-Really-Real-2005:-The-Movie?v=ssqjhF-xeJ8 this]? >:)
* People who beleive everything they hear/see. The movie in the link above is not real; Luigi is a hacked Mario. Luigi can not REALLY be found in the game. See [http://www.wdell.com/videogames/sm64/luigi/ here] for evidence.


[[Image:YoA.gif|right|frame|Cool Yoshi animated GIF! Credit to [[User:Arend|Arend]] for it.]]
Well, good sir (or miss), these ee-lek-oh-tron-iks<br>
== Game Faves, for all you guys who were wondering ==
Could be played on any home TV<br>
So, your definition of an extreme Mario fan is how many games they've played? Well, here's a list of the games (and systems) I've played! (favorites in italics and owned ones in bold)
Unfortunately, some gaming producers<br>
Made a mistake which cost them ek-oh-nom-ik-uh-lee…<br>


(NINTENDO) SYSTEMS I HAVE PLAYED
There was, at that time, an arcade game<br>
Called Pac-Man, you’ve heard of it, right?<br>
Well, these stupid old dolts at the Atari Game Co.<br>
Thought that it might be just fine<br>


* ''Super Nintendo Entertainment System''
To make a, er, <small>small</small> adaptation<br>
* ''Nintendo 64''
Of this ever-so-popular game<br>
* ''Nintendo DS''
Make a condensed version for their console<br>
* ''GameBoy Advance SP''
But it didn’t quite work out that way…<br>
* GameBoy Color
* Nintendo DS (I own a blue one)
* Nintendo DS Lite (I own a white one, my sister owns a pink one, and my brother is getting a black one for Christmas! We'll have all three!)


[[Image:yoshiii.gif|right|frame|Another sweet GIF. Credit to Dry Bones for this one.]]MARIO GAMES I HAVE PLAYED
It had glitches, bugs, and bad graphics galore<br>
It was likely the worst game of the century<br>
But even that dumb idea could not thwart their plans<br>
They had another “plan” up their sleeve…<br>


* '''''Donkey Kong ''''' (Nice arcade game, I can see why it was a big hit! Not beaten)
That famous movie about that E.T.<br>
* '''Donkey Kong Jr.'''  (OK, not nearly as good as its prequel. Not beaten)
Had come out just then, you see<br>
* '''Donkey Kong 3'''  (Blah! Another victim of overdone sequels. Not beaten ONE level!)
And the programmers saw yet another bonanza<br>
* '''''Donkey Kong Classics'''''  (Very nice! Donkey Kong and DK Jr. in one game! Not beaten)
To strike it rich, filthily<br>
* '''Super Mario Bros. + Duck Hunt'''  (OK, I don't play Duck Hunt that much. Not beaten)
* '''''Super Mario Bros.'''''  (The game that reinvented the video game industry! Beaten!)
* '''Super Mario Bros. 2 ''' (Meh... Not as good as the first. Beaten!)'''
* '''''Super Mario Bros. 3'''''  (ALL RIGHT! A ''very'' worthy sequel! Beaten!)
* ''Super Mario All-Stars''  (Cool! All the SMB plus the original SMB2 in one game! Beaten if you count induvidual games.)
* ''Donkey Kong Country''  (Nice! Mario's arch-rival gets his OWN game! Not beaten.)
* Super Mario Kart  (OK, for an SNES game it's pretty good. Not beaten.)
* ''Super Mario RPG''  (Nice! Mario scores a sweet RPG! Not beaten.)
* ''Super Mario World''  (One of my favorites, crammed with secrets! Beaten 100%!)
* '''''Yoshi'''''  (Nice little puzzle game, remincient of Tetris, but thoroughly Mario. Impossible to beat, goes on and on.)
* '''''Yoshi's Cookie'''''  (Nice game! Score another for the SNES and NES!! Not beaten.)
* Wario Land 2  (OK, love those wacky alter-egos! Not beaten.)
* '''Dr. Mario'''  (Could have been better, but could have been worse! 5/10. Is it possible to beat?)
* Mario is Missing  (Blah. Mario edutainment. Not beaten.)
* Donkey Kong 64  (Donkey Kong's foray into 3D worked out pretty well! Not beaten.)
* Mario Kart 64  (Good installment in the series. Not Beaten.)
* Super Mario 64  (Mario's first try at the 3D platform world was a hit! Not beaten.)
* ''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!''  (One of the best in the Mario Kart series! Not beaten.)
* Mario Party 5  (The first Mario Party I played, full of sweet minigames! Not beaten.)
* Mario Party 7  (Like the other Mario Parties, the perfect multiplayer party game! Not beaten.)
* ''Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door''  (VERY VERY NICE, Mario's 4th RPG was a joy! Not beaten.)
* ''Super Mario Sunshine''  (One of my ALL-TIME faves! Beautiful graphics! Not beaten.)
* '''''DK King of Swing'''''  (Very good, but could have been better, awaiting sequel! Beaten 100%!)
* '''''Donkey Kong Country 2 (GBA)'''''  (WONDERFUL! But not beaten.)
* ''Donkey Kong Country 3 (GBA)''  (Just as good! Fighting KAOS has never been better! Beaten 100%!)
* ''Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga''  (Mario's 5th RPG and first M&L game was WONDERFUL! Not beaten.)
* Mario Kart: Super Circuit  (One of the meh-ish titles of Mario Kart, but good for GBA. Not beaten.)
* Mario Golf: Advance Tour  (Blah. I'm never going to buy another Mario Golf game. BOOORING. Not beaten.)
* ''Mario Pinball Land''  (VERY FUN! Fight classic Mario bosses in FULL 3D! On a GBA! Not beaten.)
* Mario Tennis: Power Tour  (OK! Good Mario Tenis game! Not beaten.)
* ''Super Mario Advance''  (OK, loved all the extra challanges! Not beaten.)
* ''Super Mario Advance 2: Super Mario World'' (Wonderful port of a wonderful game! Beaten 100%!)
* ''Super Mario Advance 3: Yoshi's Island''  (GREAT port of a GREAT game! Great secrets! Beaten 100%!)
* ''Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3''  (Another great, polished port. Beaten 100%!)
* ''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy'' (Wonderful and inovative at first, but gets monotonus. Not beaten.)
* ''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time''  (WONDERFUL!! This is the PERFECT Mario RPG! Hilarious! Not beaten.)
* '''''Mario Kart DS'''''  (The best installment in the Mario Kart series so far! Beaten 100%!)
* ''Super Mario 64 DS'' (Very fun! Tons of secrets! Not beaten.)
* Super Princess Peach (OK, pays homage to Super Mario World to me! Not beaten.)
* ''NEW Super Mario Bros.'' (GREAT! It's like a Super Mario Bros. 4!! Best yet! Beaten 100%!)
* ''Mario vs. DK 2: March of the Minis'' (Cool! Nice puzzle game, and nicer level creator.)
* Favorite NON-MARIO game: '''''Kirby's Adventure''''' (Beaten 100%!)


(''NOTE: This list is currently incomplete. Come back later for a COMPLETE listing!'')
They slapped together a glitchy game (yet another)<br>
This time based upon the hit movie<br>
They made so many of these games, though, it was atrocious<br>
They never could have sold all the copies…<br>


Keep Gaming,
And, to make matters worse, this game<br>
3dejong
Was so completely hideous, geez<br>
(This site ROCKS!)
That those that bought it wanted back their money!<br>


Oh, and by the way, my name has a '''silent''' j, so 3dejong is pronounced 3de-yong. Most people pronounce it 3de-J-ong. Weird name, huh? You can just call me 3D. I'm part Dutch, and I live in Sunny (part time) California.
So, due to these two atrocious failures<br>
The decline and fall of video games began to be<br>
Quite evident… and now, we begin to get to our hero<br>
Will he stop the crash of the industry?<br>


Now, a bit before this, a bookish Japanese, Miyamoto<br>
Had been commissioned to make an arcade game<br>
He did, it was a smash hit, indeed<br>
What was it? (Hey, that didn’t rhyme!)<br>


This game, Donkey Kong<br>
By name,<br>
Was so popular, it spawned two sequels for a trilogic set<br>
And finally, this cool new game featured the future Mario… but no one knew that yet…<br>


Later, the heroic plumber (or carpenter)<br>
Went on to pursue a career<br>
He took along his twin brother, Luigi<br>
And together the two set gaming it its eeeeeeaaaaaaar….<br>


On a routine plumbing job<br>
They found every single pipe all clogged<br>
With (almost) every manner of beetle, crab and bee<br>
Finally, after clearing the lot out, they found something that would make history…<br>


A small green pipe, they noticed<br>
Seemed to have sound coming from inside<br>
So, without a second thought, they dived in<br>
Not stopping one second to bide<br>


On the consequences…<br>


When they came out of that pipe, it was another land, indeed<br>
Said Luigi “We’re not in Brooklyn any more!”<br>
Truer than true, my dear young greenie<br>
For this is another kingdom like you’ve never, ever seen…<br>


Blocks, from which mushrooms pop out of<br>
Strange waddling turtles, which can be stomped with ease<br>
What’s more, there’s a strange creature running up<br>
A cross between a mushroom and a Japanese (or American, whatever)<br>


He cries out his tale of woe to the Bros.<br>
The evil Koopa King has taken over here<br>
The scenery, which you see all about you<br>
Is actually the transformed citizenry<br>


Of the kingdom, for the evil King, Bowser<br>
Knew a spell, so powerful, you see (this is getting redundant, adding "see here" and "see that")<br>
That only the Princess of the kingdom could counteract it<br>
But he kidnapped her, in his own due course of evil events (Another unrhyme! Bah!)<br>


So now the kingdom is in a stalemate<br>
The few remaining citizens, the Toads<br>
Have nothing with which to set their friends and relatives free<br>
But now cometh a deliverer, straight out of history…<br>


Way, way, way back in time, now, <br>
In the history of this land,<br>
There was a hero of legend<br>
Rescued as a baby by a dinosaur, Yoshi, from the evil Koopa brigand<br>


Kamek, who schemed and plotted<br>
Once finding that this newborn<br>
Had the power to wreck his evil Koopish plans…<br>


This babe was the designated deliverer<br>
From all the Koopa family<br>
Thwarter of the Koopa’s plans, from past to present<br>
But soon things got a bit climactic-y… (sic)<br>


In danger of a Koop-napping, his family sent him<br>
To Brooklyn, where he finally would be safe<br>
But now, in just the right moment<br>
He has come, to fulfill his destin-y! (sic)<br>


With special powers, he and his Bro.<br>
Crushed all the nasty enemies<br>
Got through all the armed forces<br>
Of the entire Koopa army<br>


Finally, in a dark, dank castle<br>
They confronted this evil King<br>
Roasted him with fireballs, dropped him alive<br>
Into a boiling magma sink!<br>


Rescued the Princess, reversed the evil curse<br>
Shall they always live so happily?<br>
No! The threat of Koopa still remains<br>
But when Mario’s around, no need to abstain<br>
From the battle!<br>


So this is the ballad<br>
Of a warrior brave and free<br>
Who, gluttonously gobbling mushrooms<br>
Made his way to a smashing victory<br>


His games got the industry<br>
Back on its own two feet; <br>
Things from now on would go smoothly for all video games<br>
Until, a little later<br>
Nintendo was threatened again, by<br>
A<br>
Blue<br>
Super<br>
Sonic<br>
Hedge<br>
Hog…<br>


But that’s ANOTHER story!
<br>
+|-|3 3|\||)!


===Do Re Wiki===
Do Re Mi wik'd.




Page<br>
Of them, a wiki’s made<br>
Syntax<br>
Of which you make the page<br>
Templates<br>
They let you navigate<br>
Users<br>
The workers that don’t get paid<br>
Pics<br>
Add them ASAP<br>
Recent Changes<br>
Look at my edits, thee! <br>
Sysops<br>
Don’t pay them any mind<br>
But instead go back to page, page, page page…<br>


=== Game Faves, for all you guys who were wondering ===
So, your definition of an extreme Mario fan is how many games they've played? Well, here's a list of the games (and systems) I've played! (favorites in italics and owned ones in bold)


(NINTENDO) SYSTEMS I HAVE PLAYED


* ''Super Nintendo Entertainment System''
* ''Nintendo 64''
* ''Nintendo DS''
* ''GameBoy Advance SP''
* GameBoy Color
* Nintendo DS (I own a blue one)
* Nintendo DS Lite (all three colors! I AM A NERD OFFICIALLY!)


[[File:YoshiDance.gif|right|frame|A sweet GIF. Credit to Dry Bones for this one.]]MARIO GAMES I HAVE PLAYED


* Donkey Kong (Nice arcade game, I can see why it was a big hit! Not beaten)
* Donkey Kong Jr.  (OK, not nearly as good as its prequel. Not beaten)
* Donkey Kong 3 (Blah! Another victim of overdone sequels. Not beaten ONE level!)
* Donkey Kong Classics  (Very nice! Donkey Kong and DK Jr. in one game! Not beaten)
* Super Mario Bros. + Duck Hunt  (OK, I don't play Duck Hunt that much. Not beaten)
* Super Mario Bros. (The game that reinvented the video game industry! Beaten!)
* Super Mario Bros. 2 (Meh... Not as good as the first. Beaten!)'''
* Super Mario Bros. 3  (ALL RIGHT! A ''very'' worthy sequel! Beaten!)
* Super Mario All-Stars  (Cool! All the SMB plus the original SMB2 in one game! Beaten if you count induvidual games.)
* Donkey Kong Country (Nice! Mario's arch-rival gets his OWN game! Not beaten.)
* Super Mario Kart  (OK, for an SNES game it's pretty good. Not beaten.)
* Super Mario RPG  (Nice! Mario scores a sweet RPG! Not beaten.)
* Super Mario World (One of my favorites, crammed with secrets! Beaten 100%!)
* Yosh  (Nice little puzzle game, remincient of Tetris, but thoroughly Mario. Impossible to beat, goes on and on.)
* Yoshi's Cookie  (Nice game! Score another for the SNES and NES!! Not beaten.)
* Wario Land 2  (OK, love those wacky alter-egos! Not beaten.)
* Dr. Mario  (Could have been better, but could have been worse! 5/10. Is it possible to beat?)
* Mario is Missing  (Blah. Mario edutainment. Not beaten.)
* Donkey Kong 64  (Donkey Kong's foray into 3D worked out pretty well! Not beaten.)
* Mario Kart 64  (Good installment in the series. Not Beaten.)
* Super Mario 64  (Mario's first try at the 3D platform world was a hit! Not beaten.)
* Mario Kart: Double Dash!!  (One of the best in the Mario Kart series! Not beaten.)
* Mario Party 5  (The first Mario Party I played, full of sweet minigames! Not beaten.)
* Mario Party 7  (Like the other Mario Parties, the perfect multiplayer party game! Not beaten.)
* Mario Strikers (BLAH.)
* Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door  (VERY VERY NICE, Mario's 4th RPG was a joy! Not beaten.)
* Super Mario Sunshine  (One of my ALL-TIME faves! Beautiful graphics! Not beaten.)
* DK King of Swing  (Very good, but could have been better, awaiting sequel! Beaten 100%!)
* Donkey Kong Country 2 (GBA)  (WONDERFUL! Beaten.)
* Donkey Kong Country 3 (GBA)  (Just as good! Fighting KAOS has never been better! Beaten 100%!)
* Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga  (Mario's 5th RPG and first M&L game was WONDERFUL! ALMOST beaten.)
* Mario Kart: Super Circuit  (One of the meh-ish titles of Mario Kart, but good for GBA. ALMOST beaten.)
* Mario Golf: Advance Tour  (Blah. I'm never going to buy another Mario Golf game. BOOORING. Not beaten.)
* Mario Pinball Land  (VERY FUN! Fight classic Mario bosses in FULL 3D! On a GBA! Not beaten.)
* Mario Tennis: Power Tour  (OK! Good Mario Tenis game! Not beaten.)
* Super Mario Advance (OK, loved all the extra challanges! Not beaten.)
* Super Mario Advance 2: Super Mario World (Wonderful port of a wonderful game! Beaten 100%!)
* Super Mario Advance 3: Yoshi's Island  (GREAT port of a GREAT game! Great secrets! Beaten 100%!)
* Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3  (Another great, polished port. Beaten 100%!)
* Yoshi Topsy-Turvy (Wonderful and inovative at first, but gets monotonus. Not beaten.)
* Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time  (WONDERFUL!! This is the PERFECT Mario RPG! Hilarious! Not beaten.)
* Mario Kart DS  (The best installment in the Mario Kart series so far! Beaten 100%!)
* Super Mario 64 DS (Very fun! Tons of secrets! Not beaten.)
* Super Princess Peach (OK, pays homage to Super Mario World to me! Not beaten.)
* NEW Super Mario Bros. (GREAT! It's like a Super Mario Bros. 4!! Best yet! Beaten 100%!)
* Mario vs. DK 2: March of the Minis (Cool! Nice puzzle game, and nicer level creator.)
* Mario Party 8 (Better, but not as good as it could have been.)
* Super Paper Mario (A. W. E. S. O. M. E.)
* Favorite NON-MARIO game: '''''Kirby's Adventure''''' (Beaten 100%!)


==Ep-ah-lohg==
Oh, and by the way, my name has a '''silent''' j, so 3dejong is pronounced 3de-yong. Most people pronounce it 3de-J-ong. Weird name, huh? You can just call me 3D. I'm part Dutch.


 
==THE END==
 
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What are you still hanging around for? Expecting one of my infamous random comments? OK, here goes:
 
Everybody! Everybody! Everyone go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH and get Twinkie Graveyard for Asterix's potion and all go Wayoshi impersonation! *slams head repeatedly against wall*
 
Your training is complete, young weirdie. Go now.
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