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Ok Let's check it out<br>
So they're finally here, performing for you<br>
If you know the words, you can join in too<br>
Put your hands together, if you want to clap<br>
As we take you through this monkey rap<br>
Huh!!<br>
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GRAND DAD!<br>
DK! Donkey Kong!!<br>
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FLEENTSTONES?!<br>
[[Donkey Kong|He]]'s the leader of the bunch, you know him well<br>
HUH!<br>
He's finally back to kick some tail<br>
His [[Coconut Shooter|Coconut Gun]] can fire in spurts<br>
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt<br>
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too<br>
He's the first member of the [[Kong|DK crew]]<br>
Huh!<br>
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GRAND DAD? GRAND DAD?<br>
DK! Donkey Kong!<br>
WHAT THE FUCK!<br>
DK! Donkey Kong is here!<br>
GRAND DAD? GRAND DAD?<br>
WHAT THE SHIT?!<br>
GRAND DAD?<br>
HUH!<br>
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OK, GIIVASUNNER<br>
[[Tiny Kong|This Kong]]'s got style, so listen up dudes<br>
OK, MAYMAYS<br>
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood<br>
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be<br>
She can float through the air and climb up trees<br>
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong<br>
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong<br>
Huh!<br>
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OK, GIIVASUNNER<br>
DK! Donkey Kong!<br>
OK, MAYMAYS<br>
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OK, GIIVASUNNER<br>
[[Lanky Kong|He]] has no style, he has no grace<br>
OK, MAYMAYS<br>
This Kong has a funny face<br>
He can handstand when he needs to<br>
And stretch his arms out, just for you<br>
Inflate himself just like a balloon<br>
This crazy Kong just digs this tune<br>
Huh!<br>
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OK, GIIVASUNNER<br>
DK! Donkey Kong!<br>
OK, MAYMAYS
DK! Donkey Kong is here!<br>
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[[Diddy Kong|He]]'s back again and about time too<br>
And this time he's in the mood<br>
He can fly real high with his [[Rocketbarrel Boost|jetpack]] on<br>
With his [[Peanut Popgun|pistols]] out, he's one tough Kong<br>
He'll make you smile when he plays his [[Guitar Gazump|tune]]<br>
But [[Kremling]]s beware 'cause he's after you<br>
Huh!<br>
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DK! Donkey Kong!<br>
Huh!<br>
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Finally, [[Chunky Kong|he]]'s here for you<br>
It's the last member of the DK crew<br>
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny<br>
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy<br>
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease<br>
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze<br>
He may move slow, he can't jump high<br>
But this Kong's one hell of a guy<br>
Huh!<br>
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C'mon [[Cranky Kong|Cranky]], take it to the fridge!<br>
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Walnuts, peanuts, [[pineapple]] smells<br>
[[Grapes]], [[melon]]s, oranges and [[coconut|coconut shells]]<br>
Ahh yeah!!<br>
(repeat)<br>
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