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Candy then forces Klump to put a helmet on, and their brains are transferred back to their normal bodies as well. Klump tries to sneak away as Candy and Donkey have a romantic moment, but it fails when the latter notices him. He is then sent flying away. However, as Donkey Kong requests a kiss from Candy, Bluster arrives, demanding a refund for his robot. Cranky informs him that the bugs have been fixed, but Bluster still does not want it, stating that it is "dumber than DK." Cranky offers it for free, but he again refuses, stating that robots have given him a "pain in the backside." However, DK then sticks out his arms, repeating this in a monotone voice, and Bluster runs off scared as everyone else laughs at DK's joke. | Candy then forces Klump to put a helmet on, and their brains are transferred back to their normal bodies as well. Klump tries to sneak away as Candy and Donkey have a romantic moment, but it fails when the latter notices him. He is then sent flying away. However, as Donkey Kong requests a kiss from Candy, Bluster arrives, demanding a refund for his robot. Cranky informs him that the bugs have been fixed, but Bluster still does not want it, stating that it is "dumber than DK." Cranky offers it for free, but he again refuses, stating that robots have given him a "pain in the backside." However, DK then sticks out his arms, repeating this in a monotone voice, and Bluster runs off scared as everyone else laughs at DK's joke. | ||
==Lyrics== | |||
*"'''{{conjectural|Metal Head|song}}'''"<br>(Sung by [[Diddy Kong]] and [[Donkey Kong]]) | |||
<blockquote> | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''Is there something you should tell me, big buddy?<br>Are you aware of the glare from the sun shining off of your hair? | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''I don't know what you mean, it's just a healthy sheen<br>I must admit I feel a little strange<br>But I've never felt better, I'm stronger than ever<br>Can't you see nothing's changed? | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''I don't know how to tell you, metal buddy<br>But you look just like a solar-powered turbo-charged washing machine | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''I'm not light on my feet, now I clank and I squeak<br>But my voice is the same when I speak<br>My hand looks like aluminum foil<br>Does this mean that I need a tune-up and a change of oil? | |||
''I'm a metal head, a metal head, a metal head, a metal head<br>I'm a metal head, a metal head, a metal head, a METAL HEAD! | |||
</blockquote> | |||
*"'''{{conjectural|Head Games|song}}'''"<br>(Sung by [[Cranky Kong]], [[Diddy Kong]], [[Donkey Kong]] and [[General Klump]] as Candy) | |||
<blockquote> | |||
CRANKY:<br> | |||
''What are you gonna do, DK? '''Head'''-butt them?<br>(Laughs)'' | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''I know, I know! He'll play '''head''' games with them!<br>(Laughs)'' | |||
CRANKY:<br> | |||
''(Laughs)<br>Head games, that's good!<br>(Laughs)<br>No, hold on, DK will be okay! He's got a good head '''off''' his shoulders!<br>(Laughs) | |||
KLUMP:<br> | |||
''Ohh! This is giving me a headache!'' | |||
CRANKY:<br> | |||
''"Headache"! Ha, ha, get it? "'''Head'''" ache!<br>(Laughs) | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''You know, DK, you could always '''head''' 'em off at the pass!'' | |||
CRANKY:<br> | |||
''After giving them a '''head''' start!<br>(Laughs) | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''(Laughs) | |||
KLUMP:<br> | |||
''Okay, that's enough! All o´you '''head''' on outta here!'' | |||
CRANKY:<br> | |||
''(Laughs)<br>That's using your, heh heh, heh-'''head'''!'' | |||
DIDDY & CRANKY:<br> | |||
''(Laughing) | |||
DK:<br> | |||
''I should just quit while I'm a...'''head'''?'' | |||
DIDDY:<br> | |||
''(Laughs) | |||
</blockquote> | |||
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