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K. Rool plotting to Klump:
K. Rool plotting to Klump:
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'''General Klump:''' ''Why are you consorting with the enemy?<br>
'''General Klump:''' ''Why are you consorting with the enemy?<br />
'''King K. Rool:''' ''So I can launch a surprise attack!''<br>
'''King K. Rool:''' ''So I can launch a surprise attack!''<br />
'''Klump:''' ''Surprise attack? Why didn't I know about this?''<br>
'''Klump:''' ''Surprise attack? Why didn't I know about this?''<br />
'''K. Rool:''' ''Because it wouldn't be a '''surprise''', you '''numbskull'''! Now, we'll make them think we are participating in the ceasefire. But instead, we are going to be sneaky. Clever.''<br>
'''K. Rool:''' ''Because it wouldn't be a '''surprise''', you '''numbskull'''! Now, we'll make them think we are participating in the ceasefire. But instead, we are going to be sneaky. Clever.''<br />
'''Klump:''' ''You?''<br>
'''Klump:''' ''You?''<br />
'''K. Rool:''' ''Yes, you '''ninny'''! I'm going to make sure Donkey Kong never rules!''<br>
'''K. Rool:''' ''Yes, you '''ninny'''! I'm going to make sure Donkey Kong never rules!''<br />
'''Candy (offscreen):''' ''Hey, DK!''<br>
'''Candy (offscreen):''' ''Hey, DK!''<br />
'''DK:''' ''Candy!''<br>
'''DK:''' ''Candy!''<br />
'''K. Rool:''' [exhaling] ''Oh, goodie. Time to break out my super secret weapon of destruction!'' (points to a banana peel)<br>
'''K. Rool:''' [exhaling] ''Oh, goodie. Time to break out my super secret weapon of destruction!'' (points to a banana peel)<br />
'''Klump:''' ''A banana peel.''<br>
'''Klump:''' ''A banana peel.''<br />
'''K. Rool:''' ''Just watch!'' (flings it out)
'''K. Rool:''' ''Just watch!'' (flings it out)
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After Candy slips:
After Candy slips:
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'''Candy:''' ''Ooh, Donkey Kong!''<br>
'''Candy:''' ''Ooh, Donkey Kong!''<br />
'''DK:''' ''What? What did I do?''<br>
'''DK:''' ''What? What did I do?''<br />
'''Candy:''' ''Whose banana peel is that?''<br>
'''Candy:''' ''Whose banana peel is that?''<br />
'''DK:''' ''What banana peel?''<br>
'''DK:''' ''What banana peel?''<br />
'''Candy:''' ''The one that was left on the ground. The one that I slipped on! The one on your head, you baboon! Our date's off. Don't call me, don't drop by... ever!''<br>
'''Candy:''' ''The one that was left on the ground. The one that I slipped on! The one on your head, you baboon! Our date's off. Don't call me, don't drop by... ever!''<br />
'''DK:''' ''Ever? That's a long time! Yeesh.''
'''DK:''' ''Ever? That's a long time! Yeesh.''
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After Candy walks off:
After Candy walks off:
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'''K. Rool:''' (snorts twice) ''Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hee hee huh! Phase one of Operation: Crush Kong is a success!''<br>
'''K. Rool:''' (snorts twice) ''Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hee hee huh! Phase one of Operation: Crush Kong is a success!''<br />
'''Klump:''' ''Operation: Crush Kong?''<br>
'''Klump:''' ''Operation: Crush Kong?''<br />
'''K. Rool:''' ''I get everyone on Kongo Bongo '''furious''' with Donkey Kong. They all turn their backs on him. Cranky is forced to pick a new future ruler. With Donkey Kong, the biggest, strongest ape out of the picture, invasion is a cinch!'' (exhales) ''Then the truly deserving future ruler steps in!''<br>
'''K. Rool:''' ''I get everyone on Kongo Bongo '''furious''' with Donkey Kong. They all turn their backs on him. Cranky is forced to pick a new future ruler. With Donkey Kong, the biggest, strongest ape out of the picture, invasion is a cinch!'' (exhales) ''Then the truly deserving future ruler steps in!''<br />
'''Klump:''' ''Who?'' (looks around) ''Who's that?''<br>
'''Klump:''' ''Who?'' (looks around) ''Who's that?''<br />
'''K. Rool:''' '''''Me'''! You big tub of lizard lard!''<br>
'''K. Rool:''' '''''Me'''! You big tub of lizard lard!''<br />
(K. Rool walks off)<br>
(K. Rool walks off)<br />
'''Klump (scratching his helmet, annoyed):''' Hmm.
'''Klump (scratching his helmet, annoyed):''' Hmm.
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When DK goes to Funky's Flights:
When DK goes to Funky's Flights:
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'''DK:''' ''What do you say, Funky?''<br>
'''DK:''' ''What do you say, Funky?''<br />
'''Funky:''' ''I don't know, man. It's my best board.''<br>
'''Funky:''' ''I don't know, man. It's my best board.''<br />
'''DK:''' ''I'll take care of it.''<br>
'''DK:''' ''I'll take care of it.''<br />
'''Funky:''' ''That board is my soul mate, dude. We bonded. So, bring it back alive.''
'''Funky:''' ''That board is my soul mate, dude. We bonded. So, bring it back alive.''
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After the surfboard is stolen:
After the surfboard is stolen:
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'''DK:''' ''Funky? Funky! Wake up, man!''<br>
'''DK:''' ''Funky? Funky! Wake up, man!''<br />
'''Funky:''' (Waking up) ''Wha?'' (Yawns) ''What?''<br>
'''Funky:''' (Waking up) ''Wha?'' (Yawns) ''What?''<br />
'''DK:''' ''Wake up!''<br>
'''DK:''' ''Wake up!''<br />
'''Funky:''' ''Huh?''<br>
'''Funky:''' ''Huh?''<br />
'''DK:''' ''I got bad news...''<br>
'''DK:''' ''I got bad news...''<br />
'''Funky:''' ''Where's my board?''<br>
'''Funky:''' ''Where's my board?''<br />
'''DK:''' ''Gone.''<br>
'''DK:''' ''Gone.''<br />
'''Funky:''' ''Gone?! You promised me, dude! You gave me your word, man!''<br>
'''Funky:''' ''Gone?! You promised me, dude! You gave me your word, man!''<br />
'''DK:''' ''It wasn't my fault! Somebody filched it! I'm sorry.''<br>
'''DK:''' ''It wasn't my fault! Somebody filched it! I'm sorry.''<br />
'''Funky:''' ''Bag the excuses, DK! Cop to it, man!''<br>
'''Funky:''' ''Bag the excuses, DK! Cop to it, man!''<br />
'''DK:''' ''It wasn't my fault!''<br>
'''DK:''' ''It wasn't my fault!''<br />
'''Funky:''' ''How are you going to be future ruler, dude, if you can't even tell the truth when you wipe out?''
'''Funky:''' ''How are you going to be future ruler, dude, if you can't even tell the truth when you wipe out?''
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When DK goes to the jungle:
When DK goes to the jungle:
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'''DK:''' ''It's a swell place, huh?''<br>
'''DK:''' ''It's a swell place, huh?''<br />
'''Dixie:''' ''Yeah, I'll have to bring Diddy here!''<br>
'''Dixie:''' ''Yeah, I'll have to bring Diddy here!''<br />
'''DK:''' ''I used to hang here with my girl. But that's history.<br>
'''DK:''' ''I used to hang here with my girl. But that's history.<br />
'''Dixie:''' ''Ah, you'll hook up with somebody, DK.''<br>
'''Dixie:''' ''Ah, you'll hook up with somebody, DK.''<br />
'''Krusha [imitating DK]:''' ''Hey, what about you, Dixie? Little Dixie Doodle. You are fine.''<br>
'''Krusha [imitating DK]:''' ''Hey, what about you, Dixie? Little Dixie Doodle. You are fine.''<br />
'''Dixie:''' ''Huh? Hey! What is up with you?''<br>
'''Dixie:''' ''Huh? Hey! What is up with you?''<br />
'''DK:''' ''Huh? I didn't say anything.''<br>
'''DK:''' ''Huh? I didn't say anything.''<br />
'''Dixie:''' ''Dogging your best friend! Humph!''<br>
'''Dixie:''' ''Dogging your best friend! Humph!''<br />
'''Krusha [imitating DK]:''' ''Come on! Put a lip lock on me, Dixie. That chump chimp Diddy will never know.''<br>
'''Krusha [imitating DK]:''' ''Come on! Put a lip lock on me, Dixie. That chump chimp Diddy will never know.''<br />
'''Dixie:''' ''You lousy, double-crossing, two-timing... Wait 'til Diddy gets a load of this!''<br>
'''Dixie:''' ''You lousy, double-crossing, two-timing... Wait 'til Diddy gets a load of this!''<br />
'''DK:''' ''What? What did I say?''<br>
'''DK:''' ''What? What did I say?''<br />
'''Krusha [imitating DK]:''' ''Oh, sure. Go tell Diddy. That second banana. That half-pint.''<br>
'''Krusha [imitating DK]:''' ''Oh, sure. Go tell Diddy. That second banana. That half-pint.''<br />
'''Dixie:''' ''Yeah, well, I'm gonna tell him. I'm gonna tell him what a lousy friend you are! How are you gonna be future ruler if you can't even be trusted?''<br>
'''Dixie:''' ''Yeah, well, I'm gonna tell him. I'm gonna tell him what a lousy friend you are! How are you gonna be future ruler if you can't even be trusted?''<br />
'''DK:''' ''What did I do, Dixie? I was just sitting here!''
'''DK:''' ''What did I do, Dixie? I was just sitting here!''
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When DK goes back to his Tree House:
When DK goes back to his Tree House:
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'''Diddy:''' ''Some pal you turned out to be! Just 'cause you're my best buddy, doesn't mean you got dibs on my girl! How are you gonna be future ruler if you can't even be trusted?''<br>
'''Diddy:''' ''Some pal you turned out to be! Just 'cause you're my best buddy, doesn't mean you got dibs on my girl! How are you gonna be future ruler if you can't even be trusted?''<br />
'''DK:''' ''I don't want your girl! I never wanted your girl! You can have her!''<br>
'''DK:''' ''I don't want your girl! I never wanted your girl! You can have her!''<br />
'''Diddy:''' ''Ooh, are you dissing Dixie? Ah! This friendship's moving like this elevator... down! Way down!''<br>
'''Diddy:''' ''Ooh, are you dissing Dixie? Ah! This friendship's moving like this elevator... down! Way down!''<br />
'''DK:''' ''I don't get it. Candy, then Funky, then Dixie, and now Diddy!''
'''DK:''' ''I don't get it. Candy, then Funky, then Dixie, and now Diddy!''
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After Cranky notices his hut is destroyed and DK's evidence:
After Cranky notices his hut is destroyed and DK's evidence:
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'''DK:''' ''I got a bad feeling about this. Cranky sounded really mad.''<br>
'''DK:''' ''I got a bad feeling about this. Cranky sounded really mad.''<br />
'''Diddy:''' ''I'm not talking to you.''<br>
'''Diddy:''' ''I'm not talking to you.''<br />
'''DK:''' ''But you just did!''<br>
'''DK:''' ''But you just did!''<br />
'''Diddy:''' ''Well, I'm not anymore. Yikes! What happened to Cranky's place? Hey, Cranky, you okay?''<br>
'''Diddy:''' ''Well, I'm not anymore. Yikes! What happened to Cranky's place? Hey, Cranky, you okay?''<br />
'''DK:''' ''What happened?''<br>
'''DK:''' ''What happened?''<br />
'''Cranky:''' ''Like you don't know.''<br>
'''Cranky:''' ''Like you don't know.''<br />
'''DK:''' ''What?''<br>
'''DK:''' ''What?''<br />
'''Cranky:''' ''Don't play dumb. I got the evidence right here, you bumbling baboon!''<br>
'''Cranky:''' ''Don't play dumb. I got the evidence right here, you bumbling baboon!''<br />
'''Diddy:''' ''A banana skin! Pretty obvious who did it, DK.''<br>
'''Diddy:''' ''A banana skin! Pretty obvious who did it, DK.''<br />
'''DK:''' ''That's not mine!''<br>
'''DK:''' ''That's not mine!''<br />
'''Diddy:''' ''Oh, sure it isn't.''<br>
'''Diddy:''' ''Oh, sure it isn't.''<br />
'''DK:''' ''Look, there's still a piece of banana inside. I'd never leave a banana bit. Can I have it?''<br>
'''DK:''' ''Look, there's still a piece of banana inside. I'd never leave a banana bit. Can I have it?''<br />
'''Cranky:''' ''Donkey Kong! This is it. I got no choice but to strip you of your title of future ruler!''<br>
'''Cranky:''' ''Donkey Kong! This is it. I got no choice but to strip you of your title of future ruler!''<br />
'''DK:''' ''What?! You can't do that! I found the coconut! My face is on it! (The moment the crystal coconut opens, Diddy's face appears to take his position) Diddy?''<br>
'''DK:''' ''What?! You can't do that! I found the coconut! My face is on it! (The moment the crystal coconut opens, Diddy's face appears to take his position) Diddy?''<br />
'''Diddy:'''  ''Yes! All right! It's me, me, me-me-me-me-me! I have a future! [laughing] I am the future ruler!''<br>
'''Diddy:'''  ''Yes! All right! It's me, me, me-me-me-me-me! I have a future! [laughing] I am the future ruler!''<br />
'''Cranky:''' ''You see? The coconut has spoken! I'm giving you a one-way ticket to the White Mountains! No return.''<br>
'''Cranky:''' ''You see? The coconut has spoken! I'm giving you a one-way ticket to the White Mountains! No return.''<br />
'''Diddy:''' ''No more second banana for me! I'm the King of the Kong! The Simian Don Juan! [laughing]''<br>
'''Diddy:''' ''No more second banana for me! I'm the King of the Kong! The Simian Don Juan! [laughing]''<br />
'''DK:''' ''The White Mountains.... Nothing but snow and glaciers and... and... And no bananas.''<br>
'''DK:''' ''The White Mountains.... Nothing but snow and glaciers and... and... And no bananas.''<br />
'''Cranky:''' ''Hey, Donkey Kong!''<br>
'''Cranky:''' ''Hey, Donkey Kong!''<br />
'''DK:''' ''Yeah?''<br>
'''DK:''' ''Yeah?''<br />
'''Cranky:''' ''Happy trails! And don't come back!''
'''Cranky:''' ''Happy trails! And don't come back!''
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