Editing Bowser's diary

[[File:Bowser diary.png|thumb|[[Peach]] and [[Twink]] finding Bowser's diary.]]
{{quote|Oh no! [[Bowser|I]] can't believe I left my secret diary lying out! It would be so embarrassing if somebody read that thing...|Bowser|Paper Mario}}
'''Bowser's diary''' is a book that [[Bowser]] expresses his feelings in ''[[Paper Mario]]''. It can be found while playing as [[Princess Peach]] after rescuing the first [[Star Spirit]], [[Eldstar]]. The diary is found in the room containing the secret passage to Peach's room. After Princess Peach sneaks out, she and [[Twink]] find this diary sitting on a desk. Twink reads the diary for Peach, revealing that Mario defeated the [[Koopa Bros.]] and rescued the first [[Eldstar|Star Spirit]], and then reveals the location of the second [[Mamar|Star Spirit]]. Suddenly, Bowser enters the room, realizing that he had left his diary out. After discovering that Peach has snuck out and was reading his diary, he becomes angry, and orders two [[Koopatrol]]s to take her away. After this, Bowser removes this diary, and it is not seen for the rest of the game.

==Entries==
*'''''Day: ○/○&emsp;Month: ☆''' <br>
:'''''Sunny'''
::''Today I went to [[Star Haven]] and stole the [[Star Rod (Paper Mario)|Star Rod]]. Now I'm invincible! Cool! I also captured those seven [[Star Spirits]], so they won't annoy me anymore. It was a hard day's work and I'm feeling pretty bushed. Dinner was nice but a bit bland. 
*'''''Day: ○/×&emsp;Month: ☆''' <br>
:'''''Cloudy then sunny'''
::''Today was great, diary! I used [[Bowser's Castle|my castle]] to lift [[Peach's Castle]] way up into the sky! Then I barged into Peach's Castle and beat up [[Mario]]! Yeah! Unbelievable, I know! So fun! And there's more! After that, I kidnapped [[Princess Peach]]! I couldn't be happier, diary! I hope she likes me...
*'''''Day: ×/×&emsp;Month: ☆''' <br>
:'''''Sunny'''
::''Well, the [[Koopa Bros.]] got beaten by Mario, diary. He even set free that stupid [[Eldstar|Star Spirit]] I kept there. I'm so mad I can barely write! "Ohh, I'm Mario, I'm so big and strong and good and helpful..." I hate him! But I'm not worried. There's no way Mario can save the [[Mamar|Star Spirit]] being held in [[Dry Dry Ruins (Paper Mario)|Dry Dry Ruins]]. To do that, he'd have to solve the mystery of the sands and then find Dry Dry Ruins in [[Dry Dry Desert (Paper Mario)|Dry Dry Desert]]. How would he even know to go to the desert, anyway? So I'm not worried at all. In fact, I'm so calm I'm gonna go to bed now.

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