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[[Donkey Kong]] is sitting in front of his mirror, moping that he feels like he "has a case of the uglies", but [[Diddy Kong|Diddy]] says he looks fine. DK isn't sure, because he promised to treat [[Candy Kong|Candy]] to a very formal luncheon today and says that he "can't show up looking like a big hairy ape". Diddy, however, tells him he has nothing to worry about, because a big hairy ape is exactly what he is. | [[Donkey Kong]] is sitting in front of his mirror, moping that he feels like he "has a case of the uglies", but [[Diddy Kong|Diddy]] says he looks fine. DK isn't sure, because he promised to treat [[Candy Kong|Candy]] to a very formal luncheon today and says that he "can't show up looking like a big hairy ape". Diddy, however, tells him he has nothing to worry about, because a big hairy ape is exactly what he is. | ||
That afternoon, DK and Candy are having lunch, eating a special dish of DK's that he calls "Banana | That afternoon, DK and Candy are having lunch, eating a special dish of DK's that he calls "Banana Borginyong" (Candy can't understand what that means). Just then, [[Bluster Kong|Bluster]] arrives in the Barrelcopter, telling Candy that it's time for her to get back to work. While he's at it, though, he offers Candy to go see the [[List of Implied Entertainment#Banana Slammers|Banana Slammers]] with him. But Candy declines, saying she's finishing her lunch with DK. Bluster demands Candy to tell him "What ''do'' you see in this big hairy ape?" Having a bit of difficulty finding an answer, Candy replies, "He's a big hairy ape, and you're not." Bluster leaves, mocking Candy's answer, but then decides to himself that "if that's what Candy wants, that's what she'll get!" | ||
The next day, Bluster arrives at [[Bluster Barrelworks|the barrel factory]], wearing a [[Banana Flip]] (a large [[Elvis]]-style toupee that the Banana Slammers also wear), expecting that Candy won't resist him now. Instead, Candy is repulsed, Angrily telling him "I wouldn't go out with you even if that ''was'' your real hair." This plan having failed, Bluster asks himself what it is that makes Donkey Kong so special that it's attractive to Candy and he then decides that it's the [[Crystal Coconut]]. | The next day, Bluster arrives at [[Bluster Barrelworks|the barrel factory]], wearing a [[Banana Flip]] (a large [[Elvis]]-style toupee that the Banana Slammers also wear), expecting that Candy won't resist him now. Instead, Candy is repulsed, Angrily telling him "I wouldn't go out with you even if that ''was'' your real hair." This plan having failed, Bluster asks himself what it is that makes Donkey Kong so special that it's attractive to Candy and he then decides that it's the [[Crystal Coconut]]. |